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Date: 07/25/08 02:00 PM

60 Responses to Stripper Faceplant

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Link: Stripper Faceplant - Now listen little lady, you just leave all the professional pole dancing to the professionals. (SFW, no nudity.)
  2. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Thats gonna leave a dent in her skull!
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    Wasn`t this on some faceplant list from an IAB link not too long ago?

    Or am I mixing up my websites? D:

  4. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    how did you guys make your names orange?
  5. Profile photo of sfeagles
    sfeagles Male 13-17
    216 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    ^^^
    magic
  6. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    yeah it was opie.
  7. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!
  8. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    i want some magic.
  9. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    i didnt know we had admins and mods
  10. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    deathxtra
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    359 Posts Friday, July 25, 2008 2:06:19 PM
    how did you guys make your names orange?

    i try to ask the same Q`s but no :(

  11. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:11 pm
    Of course, we have to to keep all our dumbasses in line.
  12. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    AWESOME. The only thing better than watching strippers, is watching them get hurt while stripping!
  13. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    That`s a woman that knows how to give some head.

    @ Maddog: I never knew you were a moderator. You`re a good man for the job, keep on keeping on.

  14. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    My goal in life: Become an I-A-B Moderator so i can have an orange name.

    Fancy, i want to be a moderator ):

  15. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    "how did you guys make your names orange?"

    A wizard did it.

    "Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!"

    Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs! :-)

  16. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    "Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs!"


    NO! They aren`t supposed to know!!

  17. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    First day helping out trigod. thanks anyway :)
  18. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    ^^ the maddog is first...
  19. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm
    LoofahBoy
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    1979 Posts
    Friday, July 25, 2008 2:19:17 PM
    "how did you guys make your names orange?"

    A wizard did it.

    "Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!"

    Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs!
    -------------------------------------------------

    Damnit LoofahBoy. Stop messing with my world domination plans!

  20. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    Speaking of which, I remember a while back that Fancy recruited a new bunch of mods. How many people were added? (I never got that email... ): )
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    "Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs! "

    LoofahBoy, you are now on my delete post hit list. Be scared.

  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    "Speaking of which, I remember a while back that Fancy recruited a new bunch of mods. How many people were added? (I never got that email... ): )"

    I think its just me and Maddog.

  23. Profile photo of Metaphysics
    Metaphysics Male 13-17
    32 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    You could just see that coming, she was leaning over too far.

    Gotta ask a professional to know how to do it! ;D
    Speaking of which, I`m giving lessons. Any takers?

  24. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    i am sad very getting their names orange :-( :-( :-(
  25. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:35 pm
    I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.

    (Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")

  26. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    "I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.
    (Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")"
    I have a feeling your right.

    But alas, I like prime better than davy, due to the fact that davy is constantly bashing christians.

    all hail prime!

  27. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    ooh I want my screen name to be displayed in green!
  28. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    Yeah..Fancylad choose well. One openly Atheist mod and one openly Christian mod.

    Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!

  29. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    From observing how Fancylad does things, He probably did that on purpose lol.
  30. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    "I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.
    (Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")"

    ..... Turnshroud???

    "Yeah..Fancylad choose well. One openly Atheist mod and one openly Christian mod.
    Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

    I noticed that,, and 1 US, 1 UK. Its like we cancel out each other... which would make fancylad the one true mod... wait, I suck at math.

  31. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    "Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

    Oh yeah, i just noticed.
    But the difference between you and davy is that davy hates christians but you just dont like religion

  32. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    I want a hot pink screen name :(
  33. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    StufftKid13
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    472 Posts
    Friday, July 25, 2008 2:59:44 PM
    "Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

    Oh yeah, i just noticed.
    But the difference between you and davy is that davy hates christians but you just dont like religion
    --------------------------------------------------

    Very true. There is an other obvious diffrence as well....

    I`m one of the older guys here..Primes half my age. He`s also quite conservative and I`m quite liberal (by american definitions).

    I bet you where all thinking I was gonna say something about race there :)

  34. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    gravity=1, stripper=0

    yea and i agree with the mod choices as well, good goin fancy

  35. Profile photo of Ellizabeth
    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Well, her brain can`t get much more damaged if what she chooses to do is freaking strip.
  36. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    That`s what they get for being whores! :)
  37. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    Is that a real photo of you prime? And if it`s real, are the clothes and pose meant to be serious?

    Not a bash, just trying to get to know ya. :)

  38. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    "Very true. There is an other obvious diffrence as well....

    I`m one of the older guys here..Primes half my age. He`s also quite conservative and I`m quite liberal (by american definitions).

    I bet you where all thinking I was gonna say something about race there :)"

    very very true. and no, i wasnt think about race. cause i dont know if your black, white, red, yellow, etc. as ive never seen a picture of you. but prime has a picture of himself and hes obviously (unless my eyes are lieing) black.

    But as far as conservitive, liberal etc goes... i think youve hit the nail right on the head.

  39. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    Hay guys you know what`s unreal and silly guys?

    The way black people dress and act.

    Black people.

  40. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    ^^^^
    Your eyes are lying. Im actually hispanic, but many people confuse that even in my own school. Yes, in my hispanic dominated, people realize I have a common hispanic last name, school. Simple mistake


    "Is that a real photo of you prime? And if it`s real, are the clothes and pose meant to be serious?
    Not a bash, just trying to get to know ya. :)"

    I normally wear my clothes baggy (jersey seems weird but it looks more natural when walking), and head to the side is a pose that im know for in my pictures. Im also known to not handle a flash and blink everytime, thus wearing sunglasses everywhere I go. Although the head tilted up is a mistake

  41. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    and the ^^^ was meant to stufftkid13, fancy said delete racist comments but im going to assume thats satire.
  42. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    By day, primetimekin is an ordinary man. But on the 25th of July at exactly 4:37:20 PM, he becomes...

  43. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    ^^^
    mwahahahaha


    and trigod, you`d be surprised the amount of people i`ve seen mean it

  44. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    Stripper says "yeth thir you juth thtick tha dollar right here in my song"
  45. Profile photo of Fuz92
    Fuz92 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    yea this was on the 12 worst faceplants or something
  46. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    This is an old one, in fact I think it`s a repost. Still funny to watch.
  47. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Oh well, at least she took a risk. And failed. >_>
  48. Profile photo of test-user564
    test-user564 Male 18-29
    491 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    Isn`t Dainty a mod? And hehehenerd and cheesyqueso?
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Fancy got rid of the first batch of mods
  50. Profile photo of mylastnerve
    mylastnerve Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    what a retard.
  51. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    I guess my post was kind of a jab. The whole pose and squinted eyes and tilted hat kinda gave off a little bit of a "LOLL IM A THUG AND MTV IS AWESOME" kind of a vibe. I must have just been in a bad mood because honestly, from your posts that I`ve seen, you seem to be rather intelligent.
  52. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 11:23 pm
    "Your eyes are lying. Im actually hispanic, but many people confuse that even in my own school. Yes, in my hispanic dominated, people realize I have a common hispanic last name, school. Simple mistake"

    oh im sorry... if i saw you right in front of me i could have told that.

    looking at your picture again id say you do look hispanic. sorry bro, didnt mean it.

  53. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 10:14 am
    The_Maddog
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    1388 Posts Friday, July 25, 2008 2:08:07 PM
    Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!

    oh sweet now we can narrow down the list of people who screw us over every time we try to submit content... finally.

  54. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    lmao she deserved it
  55. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Wow. She sucks.
  56. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    ^^ why exactly did she deserve it....
  57. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    July 27, 2008 at 12:07 am
    haven`t you only been here a couple of months primetime...

    hmph im insulted ive been here atleast a couple years

  58. Profile photo of MyZZLeZ
    MyZZLeZ Male 18-29
    100 posts
    July 27, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    old as the internet
  59. Profile photo of Littlelo
    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 27, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    She didn`t exactly deserve it, but if she is actually a stripper she should know better than to try that while drunk and wearing jeans. Pole tricks + jeans = fail.

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