Stripper Faceplant

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago Funny
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Now listen little lady, you just leave all the professional pole dancing to the professionals. (SFW, no nudity.)
There are 60 comments:
Female 150
She didn`t exactly deserve it, but if she is actually a stripper she should know better than to try that while drunk and wearing jeans. Pole tricks + jeans = fail.
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Male 100
old as the internet
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Male 1,182
haven`t you only been here a couple of months primetime...

hmph im insulted ive been here atleast a couple years

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Male 1,182
^^ why exactly did she deserve it....
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Female 60
Wow. She sucks.
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Female 264
lmao she deserved it
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Male 404
The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
1388 Posts Friday, July 25, 2008 2:08:07 PM
Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!

oh sweet now we can narrow down the list of people who screw us over every time we try to submit content... finally.

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Male 418
"Your eyes are lying. Im actually hispanic, but many people confuse that even in my own school. Yes, in my hispanic dominated, people realize I have a common hispanic last name, school. Simple mistake"

oh im sorry... if i saw you right in front of me i could have told that.

looking at your picture again id say you do look hispanic. sorry bro, didnt mean it.

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Male 3,255
I guess my post was kind of a jab. The whole pose and squinted eyes and tilted hat kinda gave off a little bit of a "LOLL IM A THUG AND MTV IS AWESOME" kind of a vibe. I must have just been in a bad mood because honestly, from your posts that I`ve seen, you seem to be rather intelligent.
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Female 15
what a retard.
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Male 7,933
Fancy got rid of the first batch of mods
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Male 490
Isn`t Dainty a mod? And hehehenerd and cheesyqueso?
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Male 2,395
Oh well, at least she took a risk. And failed. >_>
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Male 11,740
This is an old one, in fact I think it`s a repost. Still funny to watch.
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Male 44
yea this was on the 12 worst faceplants or something
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Male 2,619
Stripper says "yeth thir you juth thtick tha dollar right here in my song"
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Male 7,933
^^^
mwahahahaha


and trigod, you`d be surprised the amount of people i`ve seen mean it

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Male 281
By day, primetimekin is an ordinary man. But on the 25th of July at exactly 4:37:20 PM, he becomes...

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Male 7,933
and the ^^^ was meant to stufftkid13, fancy said delete racist comments but im going to assume thats satire.
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Male 7,933
^^^^
Your eyes are lying. Im actually hispanic, but many people confuse that even in my own school. Yes, in my hispanic dominated, people realize I have a common hispanic last name, school. Simple mistake


"Is that a real photo of you prime? And if it`s real, are the clothes and pose meant to be serious?
Not a bash, just trying to get to know ya. :)"

I normally wear my clothes baggy (jersey seems weird but it looks more natural when walking), and head to the side is a pose that im know for in my pictures. Im also known to not handle a flash and blink everytime, thus wearing sunglasses everywhere I go. Although the head tilted up is a mistake

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Male 281
Hay guys you know what`s unreal and silly guys?

The way black people dress and act.

Black people.

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Male 418
"Very true. There is an other obvious diffrence as well....

I`m one of the older guys here..Primes half my age. He`s also quite conservative and I`m quite liberal (by american definitions).

I bet you where all thinking I was gonna say something about race there :)"

very very true. and no, i wasnt think about race. cause i dont know if your black, white, red, yellow, etc. as ive never seen a picture of you. but prime has a picture of himself and hes obviously (unless my eyes are lieing) black.

But as far as conservitive, liberal etc goes... i think youve hit the nail right on the head.

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Male 3,255
Is that a real photo of you prime? And if it`s real, are the clothes and pose meant to be serious?

Not a bash, just trying to get to know ya. :)

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Male 3,255
That`s what they get for being whores! :)
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Female 119
Well, her brain can`t get much more damaged if what she chooses to do is freaking strip.
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Male 405
gravity=1, stripper=0

yea and i agree with the mod choices as well, good goin fancy

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Male 3,369
StufftKid13
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
472 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Friday, July 25, 2008 2:59:44 PM
"Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

Oh yeah, i just noticed.
But the difference between you and davy is that davy hates christians but you just dont like religion
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Very true. There is an other obvious diffrence as well....

I`m one of the older guys here..Primes half my age. He`s also quite conservative and I`m quite liberal (by american definitions).

I bet you where all thinking I was gonna say something about race there :)

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Female 4,197
I want a hot pink screen name :(
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Male 418
"Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

Oh yeah, i just noticed.
But the difference between you and davy is that davy hates christians but you just dont like religion

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Male 7,933
"I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.
(Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")"

..... Turnshroud???

"Yeah..Fancylad choose well. One openly Atheist mod and one openly Christian mod.
Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!"

I noticed that,, and 1 US, 1 UK. Its like we cancel out each other... which would make fancylad the one true mod... wait, I suck at math.

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Female 186
From observing how Fancylad does things, He probably did that on purpose lol.
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Male 3,369
Yeah..Fancylad choose well. One openly Atheist mod and one openly Christian mod.

Or mayby I`m the only one who saw that!

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Female 186
ooh I want my screen name to be displayed in green!
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Male 418
"I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.
(Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")"
I have a feeling your right.

But alas, I like prime better than davy, due to the fact that davy is constantly bashing christians.

all hail prime!

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Male 281
I have a feeling someone`s not going to be too happy about primetimekin`s moderatorship.

(Hint: it starts with a "d" and ends with an "avymid")

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Male 4,393
i am sad very getting their names orange :-( :-( :-(
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Male 32
You could just see that coming, she was leaning over too far.

Gotta ask a professional to know how to do it! ;D
Speaking of which, I`m giving lessons. Any takers?

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Male 7,933
"Speaking of which, I remember a while back that Fancy recruited a new bunch of mods. How many people were added? (I never got that email... ): )"

I think its just me and Maddog.

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Male 7,933
"Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs! "

LoofahBoy, you are now on my delete post hit list. Be scared.

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Male 3,301
Speaking of which, I remember a while back that Fancy recruited a new bunch of mods. How many people were added? (I never got that email... ): )
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Male 3,369
LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
1979 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Friday, July 25, 2008 2:19:17 PM
"how did you guys make your names orange?"

A wizard did it.

"Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!"

Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs!
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Damnit LoofahBoy. Stop messing with my world domination plans!

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Male 2,788
^^ the maddog is first...
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Male 3,369
First day helping out trigod. thanks anyway :)
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Male 418
"Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs!"


NO! They aren`t supposed to know!!

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Male 3,301
"how did you guys make your names orange?"

A wizard did it.

"Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!"

Excellent! So now we know who to mercilessly hunt down and execute once the great Communist IAB revolution begins to take over this website for the glory of the interwebs! :-)

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Male 418
My goal in life: Become an I-A-B Moderator so i can have an orange name.

Fancy, i want to be a moderator ):

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Male 281
That`s a woman that knows how to give some head.

@ Maddog: I never knew you were a moderator. You`re a good man for the job, keep on keeping on.

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Male 1,894
AWESOME. The only thing better than watching strippers, is watching them get hurt while stripping!
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Male 337
Of course, we have to to keep all our dumbasses in line.
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Male 4,393
deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
359 Posts Friday, July 25, 2008 2:06:19 PM
how did you guys make your names orange?

i try to ask the same Q`s but no :(

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Male 2,788
i didnt know we had admins and mods
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Male 2,788
i want some magic.
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Male 3,369
Site admins + moderators names appear orange now!
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Male 2,788
yeah it was opie.
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Male 215
^^^
magic
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Male 2,788
how did you guys make your names orange?
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Female 15,763
Wasn`t this on some faceplant list from an IAB link not too long ago?

Or am I mixing up my websites? D:

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Male 3,369
Thats gonna leave a dent in her skull!
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Female 1,330
Link: Stripper Faceplant [Rate Link] - Now listen little lady, you just leave all the professional pole dancing to the professionals. (SFW, no nudity.)
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