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Date: 07/17/08 10:45 AM

52 Responses to Slickest Thief at the Internet Cafe

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:48 am
    Link: Slickest Thief at the Internet Cafe - He might be a little on the obvious side of the theft game, but his approach is effective.
  2. Profile photo of rockeine
    rockeine Male 13-17
    41 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Wow...smart
  3. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:50 am
    closest to the top ill ever be
  4. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:51 am
    theives tick me off. grrrr.
  5. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:52 am
    I didn`t see him steal anything...
  6. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Slick, i don`t know why he wasn`t more alert to a stranger though.
  7. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
    awww i wanted him to steal a computer or somthing cool at least
  8. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:53 am
    whatd he drop? and what did he steal?
  9. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:55 am
    "Look over there!"
    "I don`t see anything?"
    *snatch*
  10. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
    whatd he drop? and what did he steal?

    looks like he took a phone or something

  11. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:57 am
    i thought obvious would be like walk in with a bat knock out grab his computer and start running. dissapointed.
  12. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:05 am
    He was acting far too suspiciously at the beginning, those people should have caught on. Pretty good though, for managing that with all those people around.
  13. Profile photo of DolceAmaro
    DolceAmaro Female 13-17
    74 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:09 am
    what a good thief. not the best, of course, but pretty good.
  14. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:10 am
    Whoa, that`s good. I`m going to try that on my sister later.
  15. Profile photo of PC-Player
    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:10 am
    Everyone was engrossed in their video games and wouldn`t notice him.
    The guy dropped some kind of paper: maybe money, but more likely tickets to play more.
    If you travel to Asian countries, always be ready to get scammed.
  16. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:14 am
    haha, i figured he was just gonna punch someone and run away with their monitor, bu that works too
    stealing is fun
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
    I don`t understand what he dropped; something that was apparently fine for him not to be noticed as absent.
    Yes, very suspicious-acting, but pretty slick.
  18. Profile photo of msdenee
    msdenee Female 18-29
    239 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
    That was really sad - Im sure whatever he stole probably wasn`t worth the time, money, or effort. Not to mention the background music was irritating.
  19. Profile photo of 153Fish
    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
    Well, I guess that goes to show, stealing is easy when you`re at a LAN party.
  20. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:29 am
    i think he stole a cell phone. whats really slick is that he got his attention from the left, but the object was placed so that he would have to turn back towards the right to pick it up.
  21. Profile photo of PongApp
    PongApp Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:33 am
    Looks like he dropped a few dollars and asked if the guy had dropped them then when he turns around takes his phone or MP3 or other small device, it`s the classic bait maneuver enticing the mark with free stuff but helping yourself to something of theirs worth much more.
  22. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:34 am
    ^^^
    Oh... i thought he turned off the guys monitor then left... >_>
  23. Profile photo of heeemy
    heeemy Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 17, 2008 at 11:43 am
    that kid on the bottom was totaly an accomplice!
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Haha, effective...
  25. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Pretty smooth... people playing video games are easy marks apparently.
  26. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
    "I didn`t see him steal anything..."

    way too slick for your ass then...

    hope u never cross him

  27. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:58 am
    It`s done all over the world, but in different situations, restaurants and everything.

    The music in the background kinda freaked me out a bit though...

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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    At first I thought he was looking at their computer monitors for user-names, passwords, bank information, whatever like a smart person... then he pulls that "you dropped something" snatch-and-grab maneuver and steals that guys phone or cookies or whatever the hell it was.
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    I have seen vids of thieves using this in casino`s with the people playing the slot machines... when the person at the machine bends down to pick up "insert miscellaneous object here" they steal coins out of the slot machine tray.
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    haha.
  31. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    oldest casino trick in the book
  32. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    ya i thought the same thing at first luckyse7en!
  33. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    kewl... I stole a phone last week, from this guy who was passed out in a party...:D
  34. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    Yeah real smart, except one thing, they caught him on video which will mean automatic jail time, I hope that cell phone was worth 6 months of freedom.
  35. Profile photo of robb0mayte
    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 2:34 pm
    slick lol.
  36. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT OLE "I`VE GOT A GUN!! STICK `EM UP!!!"
  37. Profile photo of mamencho
    mamencho Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    That was a two man job. He had an acomplist - distracting the guy on the yellow shirt.
  38. Profile photo of ydoom
    ydoom Male 18-29
    106 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    What is is? IAB teaches thievery now?
  39. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Why don`t we have internet cafe`s around here? =(
  40. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    lol, honestly, i was expecting him to grab a monitor and gtfo
  41. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Aw crap! I was expecting something in the lines of "Download to Papa!"

    My guess is that internet cafes are not that popular because people get their own internet at home, unless most people find this a ripoff. I don`t.

  42. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    I had no idea "chinks" came from Japan. Thanks readme08!
  43. Profile photo of jareddevour
    jareddevour Male 18-29
    288 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    i was expecting him to grab that monitor, rip it off the desk, and run out of the place. haha
  44. Profile photo of OptiSkiver
    OptiSkiver Male 18-29
    81 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    And this is why they`re taught to spot cameras... *facepalm* Otherwise a very decent approach.
  45. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    guy in black, on the right, sees it happen, and ignores it.
  46. Profile photo of ClockworkBOB
    ClockworkBOB Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:06 am
    Slicker than a penguin caught in an oil spill :3
  47. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:28 am
    haha people see it happen and just ignore it
  48. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 8:06 am
    OMG! I`m afraid now
  49. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:23 am
    lol im going to japan now i need a new mp3 player lol
  50. Profile photo of Caminator
    Caminator Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 12:38 am
    I was expecting him to try and steal a monitor or something, lol.
  51. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Yup, very slick, like many thieves, but made one key oversight - the video camera.
  52. Profile photo of diaphram
    diaphram Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 22, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    technichly,
    he`s not a theif.
    he tells his victim to pick up some money,
    and then takes something from him.
    he payed for whatever he took.
    it was technichly a purchase

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