School Locked Down After Ninja Sighted in Woods

Submitted by: techgeek07 9 years ago in Weird

Only in New Jersey. And maybe Florida.
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Female 316
my school had 2 nearby bank robberies, a nearby burger king robbery, and a bomb threat. also, things got out of hand on the seniors` last day and the police had to be called. followed by the k9 unit, followed by the swat team. also the fire squad showed up. (over a fire, a flood, and 2 really crazy food fights amongst total anarchy)
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Female 316
come to think of it, i`m not sure how the safety measures set by the school board are supposed to help us with anything. i mean, if there`s an armed intruder on campus, turn the lights off and cover the windows and crouch down against the walls. yeah... i`m pretty sure anyone with half a brain knows that all 200 classrooms on campus will not be simultaneously out of use and gun beats door. as for the bomb evac, if there is indeed a bomb in the building, i don`t want to run over to the football field and assume myself safe. how about an underground bunker or something? oh, right, florida...damn. still, if a tornado or hurricane hits, they can go ahead and get under their desks and cover their heads. i`m hightailing it to the downstairs bathroom where i can sh*t myself in a sturdier enclosure.
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Female 316
my school had 2 nearby bank robberies, a nearby burger king robbery, and a bomb threat. also, things got out of hand on the seniors` last day and the police had to be called. followed by the k9 unit, followed by the swat team. also the fire squad showed up. (over a fire, a flood, and 2 really crazy food fights amongst total anarchy)
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Female 681
heey this article madee me laugh so much
that i named my new fish ninja!
go mee
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Male 468
in the woods behind my elemtry school 2 peps were killed
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Male 329
hahaha wow. thats pretty funny lol
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Male 35
ninjas arent supposed to be seen until they youre about to die or they want to^^.

half of the kids teachers and guards got guns and they are scared about a nninja with a sowrd, thats no lockdown reason thats a hunting fest.

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Female 416
Oh man, there are actually three kids that like to dress up as ninjas and run around on the roof of my school late at night.

Not even kidding XD

I guess it`s spread to California.

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Male 134
good thing that guy was there to distract them
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Male 134
Damn I knew my form was bad that day....
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Male 1,182
i live about 10 miles from barneget
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Female 2,120
In preschool one kid said he saw a pirate behind the school with a sword. We got a longer naptime for that. Suckers.
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Female 657
Ahahah. Love the caption. Florida is all kinds of drated up.
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Male 384
The most interesting things happen at my school:...
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Sh t was SO cash!

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Male 182
Silly i-a-b`ers, there are no such things as "woods" in Florida!
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Female 943
ahahahaha well at least it only lasted half an hour.
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Male 169
I`m glad that he wasn`t a real Ninja. Otherwise... Erm. I don`t actually know. There have never been any confirmed sightings of ninjas because there are almost never any survivors...


(Sorry) PIRATES FTL!

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Male 201
my elementary school was locked down because three miles away someone was being arrested as a potential drug dealer. later that nite on the news it turns out he had one ounce of weed at his house
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Male 153
LOL FUNNY! I meaN, Hahaha very fuhahahahhany...hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahhahhahhahhahahahahahaha!
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Male 49
Repost? I think?
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Male 179
photoshopped
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Female 2,672
my school dont close ever, lets see:
house nextdorr collapsed onto field,
house nextdoor set on fire and spread onto field,
evry ground level room flooded,
girl got gangraped behind the astroturf,
girl (same one) jumped a teacher with a knife

yh my skwl sucks

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Male 11,739
Yes, because everyone knows that the ninja`s number one hunting grounds is New Jersey.
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Female 1,470
LOL
the friggin title did it for me
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Female 310
you know most people from florida are from new jersey/new york...damn yankees.

im sick of people raggin on florida, the only reason we have a bad rap is becasue of you notherners. people who are actual floridians [born here]are just as good as you

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Male 118
If you saw a real Ninja you didnt die Fast enough
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Female 29
when i was in middle school we had 2 bomb threats, one when i was in 7th grade and one in 8th...everyone thought someone in my grade did it..anyway...we all had to go sit in the football field next to the school ( which is dumb b/c if there really was a bomb we would prob got hurt b/c we were so close..lol..and in 7th grade they lined us all up against the walls in the hallway and like stared us down...it was creepy...both times someone wrote the treat in the bathroom. and after that they locked us ibn out classrooms and the teachers stood outside each bathroom stall as we went...it was prob the worst thing that ever happend at the middle school i went to.
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Female 29
greatest. story. EVER! i burst out laughing and i think i woke my brother up...lol
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Male 4,680
As for my school, a few weeks ago we one of the fans in the theatre got too hot and started producing smoke.

As a result we were all `evacuated` to the basketball court outside and had to sit there for two hours in the heat...
Well I didn`t. It happened half-way through PE for me so I was doing running for half of it.

Another time we had the most rainfall in a month since records began in the UK. The school was closed for a couple of days after that.

Finally, a few years ago in my old primary, a tanker carrying some dangerous chemicals (I think it was pesticides or something) crashed on the nearby motorway and we were all told to stay indoors. Nothing actually happened, no mutant reptiles etc.

Still, we`ve yet to have any police raids, tornadoes etc.

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Male 4,680
...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fail is the correct word here.

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Male 9,305
Costume Party? Poppycock and bullpoo, he was going to go lop someone`s head off.
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Male 20
we got a new school because someone thought it would be fun to torch the old one down.

besides that, nothing interesting happened the last 20 billion years.

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Female 89
haha i happen to be from new jersey and the only time we had a lockdown was a murderer hopped the fence and was running in the school backyard with the whole school just watching from the window and then a police dog bit him on the leg and they got him....phew i was like 10 haha
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Male 19
they must feel pretty stupid right now
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Female 140
makes me proud to be from nj....
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Female 215
I can`t believe how many reasons your schools had to close. We don`t even close schools here when there`s two feet of snow falling. If there`s a fake bomb call or fire alert they`ll evacuate, keep us in the parking lot for about 30 minutes while they "check" the school with the firefighters, and then send us back in class. And I really doubt they would close if a guy disguized in a ninja ran around in the woods.
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Male 292
Maybe a ninja from The Ninja Parade got lost. :(
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Male 348
To sum up the Pirate - Ninja debate;

Clicky

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Male 782
Hahaha! Man back when I was in grade school, school got locked down for bomb threats, not ninjas. Kudos to NJ for that.
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Female 137
We had the bomb squad in once because of a bomb threat, it was called in the middle of the day and everyone had to leave in the middle of English and get out of the school grounds. There were about 2000 of us crammed into the square outside the school wondering what the hell was going on.

Then they tried to call us back in for lessons >.> bastards

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Male 591
Pfft, Pirates span the world, they arent just one ethnicity, and their are asian pirates as well

Pirates > Ninja all the time!

Maddox is the proof ;)

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Female 70
My school had a lockdown because this kid came in with a bottle of vodka and he was running around campus drunk. This was when I was in middle school, btw, the kid was thirteen.

I`ve also been accused of stealing money from a teacher (even though I`m the most goody-two-shoes wimp you can ever imagine), because I was seen on the security cameras the same day it happened, going into her classroom during lunch so my friend could turn in late work. That was the only time I ever went in that particular classroom, which about sums up my luck.

Oh yeah, and I live in FL so it all makes sense.

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Female 1,186
"The one thing a pirate can never beat is a ninja.
Because ninjas are asian.
And asians have SUPERPOWERS!
Everyone knows that.
x)"

well, that explains why i can fly and can use my eyes as heat rays
it all makes sense now

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Female 1,186
new jersey stupidity ftw!
i luff my state
i say more lockdowns! they`re so much fun! i go to an all girl school and the last time we had one as a drill, we were giggling like losers X3
@_Perfection_`s first post, i know i`m two pages behind, but your post made me lol xD

"my school got locked down because of a cougar
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Was she hot at least"

xD you people make me laff
har har har

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Male 55
my school had a moose in the field
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Male 436
My school went into lockdown because of some... god I don`t know, some bull that didn`t mean anything.

It was after a school shooting in the US and someone that didn`t belong got on the grounds and they locked us in and we hit the ground and then I said, "wait. this is [email protected] Australia. We don`t have school shootings"

that year a guy was killed in a shooting at a nearby university.

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Female 460
0.o

Au contraire, Mr. Scotchy, I do believe you have it backwards.
The one thing a pirate can never beat is a ninja.
Because ninjas are asian.
And asians have SUPERPOWERS!
Everyone knows that.
x)

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Male 153
Well at least they had the right idea... I mean... if it turned out to be a real ninja, they could have pissed him off, and then he would have flipped out and killed them all.

Better safe than sorry (and full of shuriken).

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Male 591
There is one things ninja`s can never beat.

That is a Pirate.

If you seen pirates behind the school THEN you lock it down.

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Male 56
my school averages about 3 fist fights a year.
pretty hard core.
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Male 7,933
Perfection, you went to cokeville?
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Male 9
If someone say says "I saw a ninja.", it wasn`t a ninja.

If someone says "Holy sh*t, my torso just fell off my legs", you should try to hide because there is a ninja around.

If someone screams "Oh my god, my head just fell off my body", you should probably stop eating those shrooms.

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Male 188
Wow... this story reminds me of a dude that dressed up as a ninja in the woods behind my middle school - no bs, he would teach kids to throw ninja stars at trees. I don`t think he was ever caught but the kids were obv told to stay away from that area.

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Female 1,142
My school sucks as well. :(

But the year before I came there was a kid who actually planned to blow up the school, told some girl about it on the other side of the country through a chat room, and she told the police, and there was this big deal about it and blah blah blah...

We`ve also had multiple hit-list authors, and some kid who hacked into some system and somehow made the school`s local channel display a banner announcing a snow day.
Only about a third of the school showed up, including teachers. And everyone who came was thoroughly angry. Because we had to stay there. Although, many people just up and walked out, including teachers themselves.
I just kind-of didn`t go to the classes I didn`t want to and called it a day, because there was talk of suspension for all those who left. :/

Nothing cool like knife fights or tornadoes or SWAT, though.

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Male 1,788
The only thing to ever happen at my school was as follows:
A convict broke out of prison and came back to find his wife with another man, he slaughtered them both and then headed to my school to kidnap his daughter and flee with her. He got caught in the act and it turned into a hostage situation with him taking an entire class of 1st graders into the gym. He held them captive for 6 hours before pulling the whole, I want a plane and whatnot. Well they landed a plane on the football field and he tried to fly out of there with his daughter and two other child hostages, but there were officers on the plane and a gun fight broke out, with his daughter being killed by a stray bullet and one of the hostage children being seriously wounded. The escaped con survived his bullet wounds and went back to prison, only to be put on death row.
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Male 8,302
Was it a ninja turtle???
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Female 691
My school sucks, although at the one my dad went to, someone stabbed another kid and he fell in the pond, and there was so much blood all the goldfish died.

Poor fishies.

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Male 473
oh ya?? well my school got raided by pirates robot pirates
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Female 268
omg that was awesome..... god bless america.
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Male 756
Haha, remember reading that in the Asbury Park Press. I`m not too far from where that happened.
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Female 1,545
Yeah, well.

My school got raided by pirates.

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Male 297
hahaha wow that`s crazy PTK. hahaha i wanna see if i can get that to happen at my school, i`ll organize a bunch of my friends to say a random date to each other in class and around campus as they do whatever they normally do.
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Male 813
"Was she hot at least" I lol`ed.
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Male 813
drat are people stupid
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Male 1,766
Joofro
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:08:37 PM
my school got locked down because of a cougar
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Was she hot at least
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Male 473
is that even legal? To suspend a kids for just saying May 19?

I dont think so

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Male 7,933
Thats right, I had another lockdown when a power outing happened. I was stuck in school 2 hours later

and kurd, we had a few people in our school going around saying May 19 for no reason and they were suspended because everyone wondered what was going to happen

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Male 548
my school got locked down because of a cougar...
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Male 297
damn it tommy you just reminded me of more incidents! sorry for all the posts...a couple years ago we had this huge wall tagged all over with bomb threats that said "4/20 evrybdy dies!!!", crap like that, all misspelt...that day hardly anybody went to school even though the cops said there was no real threat...stoners wanted a day off and they got it, haha. i don`t think they ever caught whoever did it...
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Male 473
hah ya kurdizzz i feel bad for you, i could never imagine going to a year round school. just love summer too much
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Male 1,766
we had riots after a power outage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXAk1pAP...
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Female 193
whats that mrwalrus??
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Male 297
yeah tdogg, you`re right, i used to go to a year round school when i was in elementary school. it sucked. damn i haven`t thought about those days in a long time...haha i remember having to get used to summer vacation...
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Male 475
my school once had a emo call a bomb threat
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Male 23
o.o that didnt work
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Male 23

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Male 473
year long school sucks. I mean like you never have anything to look forward to
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Male 1,584
well at my old school the one that i left cus it sucked, it was a private catholic school and kids could do pretty much anything.
a kid stole a skittle machine thing (it was like a bubble gum machine, you put in a quarter out popped a handfull of skittles) that was used to raise money for kids in nicaragua, smashed it, and left it in a graveyard and nothing happened at all.
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Male 297
oh and captainpat, it`s probably a year round school
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Male 473
....Im from new jersy. Its not THAT bad.


hahaha prime what schoold do you go to? the worst that ever happened to mine last year was a some dude from philidelphia broke in and stole all the stuff in the girls locker room. Then the police came. Oh, and there was a fire in a few rooms

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Male 7,933
Yeah, and this is in the West part of Miami. The east side is worse.
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Male 3,625
My high school was locked down because a man walked down the main street with a BB gun. A clearly marked BB gun with the orange end... He didn`t even get close to the school...
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Female 193
wow prime- a lot of things have happened at your school!
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Male 1,584
um... but it`s July.
Schools not in session.
and even if it was summer school, they dont have "themed days" for summer school kids, its not like summer school is celebrated like spirit week.
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Male 7,933
Melissa921
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:55:16 PM
the worst that has ever happened at my school was someone broke into the girls locker room- there was glass shattered all over the place, and someone said they went in there and there was blood on the ground and some of the lockers were smashed!

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Happened last year. Someone was stabbed with a pencil. Blood all over

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Male 297
oh and since we`re talking about lockdowns...once my school went on lockdown because a murderer and a couple other felons escaped from the prison a couple miles up the road
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Female 15,763
Well.. well...

MY SCHOOL CAN BEAT UP YOUR SCHOOL!

Pff who am I kidding, my school is a pussy school.

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Male 7,933
"We almost had a knife fight. Not as bad-ass as the SWAT, but definitely gets points for old-school."

Had that in Middle-school. We averaged 7 arrest/year

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Female 193
the worst that has ever happened at my school was someone broke into the girls locker room- there was glass shattered all over the place, and someone said they went in there and there was blood on the ground and some of the lockers were smashed!
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Male 7,933
We got cuban SWAT officers that spoke with their hands while holding those big guns
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Male 297
hehehe i pretty much got the same mental picture that opie described, and yeah...haha
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Female 15,763
We almost had a knife fight. Not as bad-ass as the SWAT, but definitely gets points for old-school.
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Male 1,825
ninja`s don`t be f ucking around
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Male 298
my school was hit by a tornado -_-
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Male 7,933
Some one held up a burger king that was a block away and ran into my school. He blended perfectly with the students so SWAT had to come in.

There was also this time where a serious crash occurred and the plane landed in our school.

There was also a suspicious package but im not sure that one counts

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Female 193
prime- why did SWAT come to your school??
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Female 193
"wow.. lots of weird stuff happening here! haha"

i ment going on in florida

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Male 7,933
"My school was once on lockdown because there was an earthquake (That none of us felt, mind you) in the state above us."

I`ve had SWAT come to my school

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Male 254
HAHA! THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUS/
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Female 306
Why would a Ninja waste his time at a school? He`d be out doing Ninja things that don`t include a school.
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Female 193
wow.. lots of weird stuff happening here! haha
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Male 1,220
ninja sightings are so OUT

its samurai sightings that are ALL the rage right now

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Female 15,763
My school was once on lockdown because there was an earthquake (That none of us felt, mind you) in the state above us.

Yeah that was weird.

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Male 7,933
melissa do an IAB search of florida
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Female 194
Hahahaha.
That was amazing.
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Male 298
that was my best friend, hes asian
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Female 193
hey whats so bad about florida?
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Male 3,301
They obviously need something better to do with their time.
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Female 264
this is just plain retarded. but awesome, in its own little way
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Male 7,933
There are no ninja`s in florida. With that said, my school has been on lock down twice maybe 3 times I cant remember if one counts
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Male 352
Morons... If they could see the guy, then it obviously wasn`t a ninja... And was DEFINETLY not Chuck Norris.
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Male 1,788
Yes, I read the post, and no, I`m not drunk.
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Female 15,763
HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god, the mental picture of some camp counselor running through the woods dressed like a ninja, all like, "Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t I`m late..." somehow got to me!

Oh my, that was funny.

Could only be funnier in Florida.

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Male 1,788
I don`t know what all the fuss is about. At my school we used to have herds of wild ninjas roaming free behind the swing sets. Occasionally we would hold out apples and they would eat them right from our hands. Eventually, we learned to tame the beasts...
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Male 2,593
Link: School Locked Down After Ninja Sighted in Woods [Rate Link] - Only in New Jersey. And maybe Florida.
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