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Date: 07/30/08 08:33 PM

115 Responses to School Locked Down After Ninja Sighted in Woods

  1. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 30, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    Link: School Locked Down After Ninja Sighted in Woods - Only in New Jersey. And maybe Florida.
  2. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    I don`t know what all the fuss is about. At my school we used to have herds of wild ninjas roaming free behind the swing sets. Occasionally we would hold out apples and they would eat them right from our hands. Eventually, we learned to tame the beasts...
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh god, the mental picture of some camp counselor running through the woods dressed like a ninja, all like, "Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t I`m late..." somehow got to me!

    Oh my, that was funny.

    Could only be funnier in Florida.

  4. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Yes, I read the post, and no, I`m not drunk.
  5. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Morons... If they could see the guy, then it obviously wasn`t a ninja... And was DEFINETLY not Chuck Norris.
  6. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    There are no ninja`s in florida. With that said, my school has been on lock down twice maybe 3 times I cant remember if one counts
  7. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    this is just plain retarded. but awesome, in its own little way
  8. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    They obviously need something better to do with their time.
  9. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    hey whats so bad about florida?
  10. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    that was my best friend, hes asian
  11. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Hahahaha.
    That was amazing.
  12. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    melissa do an IAB search of florida
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    My school was once on lockdown because there was an earthquake (That none of us felt, mind you) in the state above us.

    Yeah that was weird.

  14. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    ninja sightings are so OUT

    its samurai sightings that are ALL the rage right now

  15. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    wow.. lots of weird stuff happening here! haha
  16. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Why would a Ninja waste his time at a school? He`d be out doing Ninja things that don`t include a school.
  17. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    HAHA! THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUS/
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    "My school was once on lockdown because there was an earthquake (That none of us felt, mind you) in the state above us."

    I`ve had SWAT come to my school

  19. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    "wow.. lots of weird stuff happening here! haha"

    i ment going on in florida

  20. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    prime- why did SWAT come to your school??
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Some one held up a burger king that was a block away and ran into my school. He blended perfectly with the students so SWAT had to come in.

    There was also this time where a serious crash occurred and the plane landed in our school.

    There was also a suspicious package but im not sure that one counts

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    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    my school was hit by a tornado -_-
  23. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    ninja`s don`t be f ucking around
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    We almost had a knife fight. Not as bad-ass as the SWAT, but definitely gets points for old-school.
  25. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    hehehe i pretty much got the same mental picture that opie described, and yeah...haha
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    We got cuban SWAT officers that spoke with their hands while holding those big guns
  27. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    the worst that has ever happened at my school was someone broke into the girls locker room- there was glass shattered all over the place, and someone said they went in there and there was blood on the ground and some of the lockers were smashed!
  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    "We almost had a knife fight. Not as bad-ass as the SWAT, but definitely gets points for old-school."

    Had that in Middle-school. We averaged 7 arrest/year

  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Well.. well...

    MY SCHOOL CAN BEAT UP YOUR SCHOOL!

    Pff who am I kidding, my school is a pussy school.

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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    oh and since we`re talking about lockdowns...once my school went on lockdown because a murderer and a couple other felons escaped from the prison a couple miles up the road
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Melissa921
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    84 Posts
    Wednesday, July 30, 2008 8:55:16 PM
    the worst that has ever happened at my school was someone broke into the girls locker room- there was glass shattered all over the place, and someone said they went in there and there was blood on the ground and some of the lockers were smashed!

    ==================================

    Happened last year. Someone was stabbed with a pencil. Blood all over

  32. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    um... but it`s July.
    Schools not in session.
    and even if it was summer school, they dont have "themed days" for summer school kids, its not like summer school is celebrated like spirit week.
  33. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    wow prime- a lot of things have happened at your school!
  34. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    My high school was locked down because a man walked down the main street with a BB gun. A clearly marked BB gun with the orange end... He didn`t even get close to the school...
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    Yeah, and this is in the West part of Miami. The east side is worse.
  36. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    ....Im from new jersy. Its not THAT bad.


    hahaha prime what schoold do you go to? the worst that ever happened to mine last year was a some dude from philidelphia broke in and stole all the stuff in the girls locker room. Then the police came. Oh, and there was a fire in a few rooms

  37. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    oh and captainpat, it`s probably a year round school
  38. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    well at my old school the one that i left cus it sucked, it was a private catholic school and kids could do pretty much anything.
    a kid stole a skittle machine thing (it was like a bubble gum machine, you put in a quarter out popped a handfull of skittles) that was used to raise money for kids in nicaragua, smashed it, and left it in a graveyard and nothing happened at all.
  39. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    year long school sucks. I mean like you never have anything to look forward to
  40. Profile photo of mrwalrus
    mrwalrus Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:03 pm

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  41. Profile photo of mrwalrus
    mrwalrus Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    o.o that didnt work
  42. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    my school once had a emo call a bomb threat
  43. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    yeah tdogg, you`re right, i used to go to a year round school when i was in elementary school. it sucked. damn i haven`t thought about those days in a long time...haha i remember having to get used to summer vacation...
  44. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    whats that mrwalrus??
  45. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    we had riots after a power outage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXAk1pAP...
  46. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    hah ya kurdizzz i feel bad for you, i could never imagine going to a year round school. just love summer too much
  47. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    damn it tommy you just reminded me of more incidents! sorry for all the posts...a couple years ago we had this huge wall tagged all over with bomb threats that said "4/20 evrybdy dies!!!", crap like that, all misspelt...that day hardly anybody went to school even though the cops said there was no real threat...stoners wanted a day off and they got it, haha. i don`t think they ever caught whoever did it...
  48. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    my school got locked down because of a cougar...
  49. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    Thats right, I had another lockdown when a power outing happened. I was stuck in school 2 hours later

    and kurd, we had a few people in our school going around saying May 19 for no reason and they were suspended because everyone wondered what was going to happen

  50. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    is that even legal? To suspend a kids for just saying May 19?

    I dont think so

  51. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Joofro
    Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:08:37 PM
    my school got locked down because of a cougar
    --------------------------------------------
    Was she hot at least
  52. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    drat are people stupid
  53. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    "Was she hot at least" I lol`ed.
  54. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    hahaha wow that`s crazy PTK. hahaha i wanna see if i can get that to happen at my school, i`ll organize a bunch of my friends to say a random date to each other in class and around campus as they do whatever they normally do.
  55. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    Yeah, well.

    My school got raided by pirates.

  56. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Haha, remember reading that in the Asbury Park Press. I`m not too far from where that happened.
  57. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    omg that was awesome..... god bless america.
  58. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    oh ya?? well my school got raided by pirates robot pirates
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    wateva_x Female 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    My school sucks, although at the one my dad went to, someone stabbed another kid and he fell in the pond, and there was so much blood all the goldfish died.

    Poor fishies.

  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Was it a ninja turtle???
  61. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    The only thing to ever happen at my school was as follows:
    A convict broke out of prison and came back to find his wife with another man, he slaughtered them both and then headed to my school to kidnap his daughter and flee with her. He got caught in the act and it turned into a hostage situation with him taking an entire class of 1st graders into the gym. He held them captive for 6 hours before pulling the whole, I want a plane and whatnot. Well they landed a plane on the football field and he tried to fly out of there with his daughter and two other child hostages, but there were officers on the plane and a gun fight broke out, with his daughter being killed by a stray bullet and one of the hostage children being seriously wounded. The escaped con survived his bullet wounds and went back to prison, only to be put on death row.
  62. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    My school sucks as well. :(

    But the year before I came there was a kid who actually planned to blow up the school, told some girl about it on the other side of the country through a chat room, and she told the police, and there was this big deal about it and blah blah blah...

    We`ve also had multiple hit-list authors, and some kid who hacked into some system and somehow made the school`s local channel display a banner announcing a snow day.
    Only about a third of the school showed up, including teachers. And everyone who came was thoroughly angry. Because we had to stay there. Although, many people just up and walked out, including teachers themselves.
    I just kind-of didn`t go to the classes I didn`t want to and called it a day, because there was talk of suspension for all those who left. :/

    Nothing cool like knife fights or tornadoes or SWAT, though.

  63. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
    188 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    Wow... this story reminds me of a dude that dressed up as a ninja in the woods behind my middle school - no bs, he would teach kids to throw ninja stars at trees. I don`t think he was ever caught but the kids were obv told to stay away from that area.

  64. Profile photo of MrVage
    MrVage Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    If someone say says "I saw a ninja.", it wasn`t a ninja.

    If someone says "Holy sh*t, my torso just fell off my legs", you should try to hide because there is a ninja around.

    If someone screams "Oh my god, my head just fell off my body", you should probably stop eating those shrooms.

  65. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    Perfection, you went to cokeville?
  66. Profile photo of patrick-6219
    patrick-6219 Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    my school averages about 3 fist fights a year.
    pretty hard core.
  67. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    There is one things ninja`s can never beat.

    That is a Pirate.

    If you seen pirates behind the school THEN you lock it down.

  68. Profile photo of Fool_Be_Gone
    Fool_Be_Gone Male 13-17
    153 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    Well at least they had the right idea... I mean... if it turned out to be a real ninja, they could have pissed him off, and then he would have flipped out and killed them all.

    Better safe than sorry (and full of shuriken).

  69. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    0.o

    Au contraire, Mr. Scotchy, I do believe you have it backwards.
    The one thing a pirate can never beat is a ninja.
    Because ninjas are asian.
    And asians have SUPERPOWERS!
    Everyone knows that.
    x)

  70. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    My school went into lockdown because of some... god I don`t know, some bull that didn`t mean anything.

    It was after a school shooting in the US and someone that didn`t belong got on the grounds and they locked us in and we hit the ground and then I said, "wait. this is f@cking Australia. We don`t have school shootings"

    that year a guy was killed in a shooting at a nearby university.

  71. Profile photo of guitardrumer
    guitardrumer Male 13-17
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    July 30, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    my school had a moose in the field
  72. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    July 30, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    new jersey stupidity ftw!
    i luff my state
    i say more lockdowns! they`re so much fun! i go to an all girl school and the last time we had one as a drill, we were giggling like losers X3
    @_Perfection_`s first post, i know i`m two pages behind, but your post made me lol xD

    "my school got locked down because of a cougar
    --------------------------------------------
    Was she hot at least"

    xD you people make me laff
    har har har

  73. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    "The one thing a pirate can never beat is a ninja.
    Because ninjas are asian.
    And asians have SUPERPOWERS!
    Everyone knows that.
    x)"

    well, that explains why i can fly and can use my eyes as heat rays
    it all makes sense now

  74. Profile photo of searenee
    searenee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:06 am
    My school had a lockdown because this kid came in with a bottle of vodka and he was running around campus drunk. This was when I was in middle school, btw, the kid was thirteen.

    I`ve also been accused of stealing money from a teacher (even though I`m the most goody-two-shoes wimp you can ever imagine), because I was seen on the security cameras the same day it happened, going into her classroom during lunch so my friend could turn in late work. That was the only time I ever went in that particular classroom, which about sums up my luck.

    Oh yeah, and I live in FL so it all makes sense.

  75. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Pfft, Pirates span the world, they arent just one ethnicity, and their are asian pirates as well

    Pirates > Ninja all the time!

    Maddox is the proof ;)

  76. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:11 am
    We had the bomb squad in once because of a bomb threat, it was called in the middle of the day and everyone had to leave in the middle of English and get out of the school grounds. There were about 2000 of us crammed into the square outside the school wondering what the hell was going on.

    Then they tried to call us back in for lessons >.> bastards

  77. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:18 am
    Hahaha! Man back when I was in grade school, school got locked down for bomb threats, not ninjas. Kudos to NJ for that.
  78. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:25 am
    To sum up the Pirate - Ninja debate;

    Clicky

  79. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:41 am
    Maybe a ninja from The Ninja Parade got lost. :(
  80. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 4:46 am
    I can`t believe how many reasons your schools had to close. We don`t even close schools here when there`s two feet of snow falling. If there`s a fake bomb call or fire alert they`ll evacuate, keep us in the parking lot for about 30 minutes while they "check" the school with the firefighters, and then send us back in class. And I really doubt they would close if a guy disguized in a ninja ran around in the woods.
  81. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 5:32 am
    makes me proud to be from nj....
  82. Profile photo of Ruubin
    Ruubin Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 5:51 am
    they must feel pretty stupid right now
  83. Profile photo of HeartsxxFade
    HeartsxxFade Female 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 6:03 am
    haha i happen to be from new jersey and the only time we had a lockdown was a murderer hopped the fence and was running in the school backyard with the whole school just watching from the window and then a police dog bit him on the leg and they got him....phew i was like 10 haha
  84. Profile photo of luckl
    luckl Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 6:08 am
    we got a new school because someone thought it would be fun to torch the old one down.

    besides that, nothing interesting happened the last 20 billion years.

  85. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 6:13 am
    Costume Party? Poppycock and bullpoo, he was going to go lop someone`s head off.
  86. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 6:26 am
    ...

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Fail is the correct word here.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 6:33 am
    As for my school, a few weeks ago we one of the fans in the theatre got too hot and started producing smoke.

    As a result we were all `evacuated` to the basketball court outside and had to sit there for two hours in the heat...
    Well I didn`t. It happened half-way through PE for me so I was doing running for half of it.

    Another time we had the most rainfall in a month since records began in the UK. The school was closed for a couple of days after that.

    Finally, a few years ago in my old primary, a tanker carrying some dangerous chemicals (I think it was pesticides or something) crashed on the nearby motorway and we were all told to stay indoors. Nothing actually happened, no mutant reptiles etc.

    Still, we`ve yet to have any police raids, tornadoes etc.

  88. Profile photo of kit-kat
    kit-kat Female 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 7:17 am
    greatest. story. EVER! i burst out laughing and i think i woke my brother up...lol
  89. Profile photo of kit-kat
    kit-kat Female 13-17
    29 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:32 am
    when i was in middle school we had 2 bomb threats, one when i was in 7th grade and one in 8th...everyone thought someone in my grade did it..anyway...we all had to go sit in the football field next to the school ( which is dumb b/c if there really was a bomb we would prob got hurt b/c we were so close..lol..and in 7th grade they lined us all up against the walls in the hallway and like stared us down...it was creepy...both times someone wrote the treat in the bathroom. and after that they locked us ibn out classrooms and the teachers stood outside each bathroom stall as we went...it was prob the worst thing that ever happend at the middle school i went to.
  90. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 7:41 am
    If you saw a real Ninja you didnt die Fast enough
  91. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 7:56 am
    you know most people from florida are from new jersey/new york...damn yankees.

    im sick of people raggin on florida, the only reason we have a bad rap is becasue of you notherners. people who are actual floridians are just as good as you

  92. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 8:00 am
    LOL
    the friggin title did it for me
  93. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 31, 2008 at 8:15 am
    Yes, because everyone knows that the ninja`s number one hunting grounds is New Jersey.
  94. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 8:34 am
    my school dont close ever, lets see:
    house nextdorr collapsed onto field,
    house nextdoor set on fire and spread onto field,
    evry ground level room flooded,
    girl got gangraped behind the astroturf,
    girl (same one) jumped a teacher with a knife

    yh my skwl sucks

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    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:59 am
    photoshopped
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    MePerson Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:01 am
    Repost? I think?
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    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:07 am
    LOL FUNNY! I meaN, Hahaha very fuhahahahhany...hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhhahhahhahhahhahahahahahaha!
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    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:11 am
    my elementary school was locked down because three miles away someone was being arrested as a potential drug dealer. later that nite on the news it turns out he had one ounce of weed at his house
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    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    171 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:35 am
    I`m glad that he wasn`t a real Ninja. Otherwise... Erm. I don`t actually know. There have never been any confirmed sightings of ninjas because there are almost never any survivors...


    (Sorry) PIRATES FTL!

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    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:37 am
    ahahahaha well at least it only lasted half an hour.
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    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Silly i-a-b`ers, there are no such things as "woods" in Florida!
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    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:36 am
    The most interesting things happen at my school:...
    ...
    ...

    Sh t was SO cash!

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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    Ahahah. Love the caption. Florida is all kinds of drated up.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:25 pm
    In preschool one kid said he saw a pirate behind the school with a sword. We got a longer naptime for that. Suckers.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    i live about 10 miles from barneget
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    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Damn I knew my form was bad that day....
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    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    good thing that guy was there to distract them
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    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    Oh man, there are actually three kids that like to dress up as ninjas and run around on the roof of my school late at night.

    Not even kidding XD

    I guess it`s spread to California.

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    blackbum4me Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:13 am
    ninjas arent supposed to be seen until they youre about to die or they want to^^.

    half of the kids teachers and guards got guns and they are scared about a nninja with a sowrd, thats no lockdown reason thats a hunting fest.

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    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:13 am
    hahaha wow. thats pretty funny lol
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    flyingpie Male 13-17
    472 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:12 pm
    in the woods behind my elemtry school 2 peps were killed
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 1:05 am
    heey this article madee me laugh so much
    that i named my new fish ninja!
    go mee
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    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:49 am
    my school had 2 nearby bank robberies, a nearby burger king robbery, and a bomb threat. also, things got out of hand on the seniors` last day and the police had to be called. followed by the k9 unit, followed by the swat team. also the fire squad showed up. (over a fire, a flood, and 2 really crazy food fights amongst total anarchy)
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    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:09 am
    come to think of it, i`m not sure how the safety measures set by the school board are supposed to help us with anything. i mean, if there`s an armed intruder on campus, turn the lights off and cover the windows and crouch down against the walls. yeah... i`m pretty sure anyone with half a brain knows that all 200 classrooms on campus will not be simultaneously out of use and gun beats door. as for the bomb evac, if there is indeed a bomb in the building, i don`t want to run over to the football field and assume myself safe. how about an underground bunker or something? oh, right, florida...damn. still, if a tornado or hurricane hits, they can go ahead and get under their desks and cover their heads. i`m hightailing it to the downstairs bathroom where i can sh*t myself in a sturdier enclosure.
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    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 9:11 am
    my school had 2 nearby bank robberies, a nearby burger king robbery, and a bomb threat. also, things got out of hand on the seniors` last day and the police had to be called. followed by the k9 unit, followed by the swat team. also the fire squad showed up. (over a fire, a flood, and 2 really crazy food fights amongst total anarchy)

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