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half of the kids teachers and guards got guns and they are scared about a nninja with a sowrd, thats no lockdown reason thats a hunting fest.
Not even kidding XD
I guess it`s spread to California.
Sh t was SO cash!
(Sorry) PIRATES FTL!
yh my skwl sucks
im sick of people raggin on florida, the only reason we have a bad rap is becasue of you notherners. people who are actual floridians [born here]are just as good as you
As a result we were all `evacuated` to the basketball court outside and had to sit there for two hours in the heat...Well I didn`t. It happened half-way through PE for me so I was doing running for half of it.
Another time we had the most rainfall in a month since records began in the UK. The school was closed for a couple of days after that.
Finally, a few years ago in my old primary, a tanker carrying some dangerous chemicals (I think it was pesticides or something) crashed on the nearby motorway and we were all told to stay indoors. Nothing actually happened, no mutant reptiles etc.
Still, we`ve yet to have any police raids, tornadoes etc.
Fail is the correct word here.
besides that, nothing interesting happened the last 20 billion years.
Then they tried to call us back in for lessons >.> bastards
Pirates > Ninja all the time!
Maddox is the proof ;)
I`ve also been accused of stealing money from a teacher (even though I`m the most goody-two-shoes wimp you can ever imagine), because I was seen on the security cameras the same day it happened, going into her classroom during lunch so my friend could turn in late work. That was the only time I ever went in that particular classroom, which about sums up my luck.
Oh yeah, and I live in FL so it all makes sense.
well, that explains why i can fly and can use my eyes as heat raysit all makes sense now
"my school got locked down because of a cougar--------------------------------------------Was she hot at least"
xD you people make me laffhar har har
It was after a school shooting in the US and someone that didn`t belong got on the grounds and they locked us in and we hit the ground and then I said, "wait. this is f@cking Australia. We don`t have school shootings"
that year a guy was killed in a shooting at a nearby university.
Au contraire, Mr. Scotchy, I do believe you have it backwards.The one thing a pirate can never beat is a ninja.Because ninjas are asian.And asians have SUPERPOWERS!Everyone knows that.x)
Better safe than sorry (and full of shuriken).
That is a Pirate.
If you seen pirates behind the school THEN you lock it down.
If someone says "Holy sh*t, my torso just fell off my legs", you should try to hide because there is a ninja around.
If someone screams "Oh my god, my head just fell off my body", you should probably stop eating those shrooms.
But the year before I came there was a kid who actually planned to blow up the school, told some girl about it on the other side of the country through a chat room, and she told the police, and there was this big deal about it and blah blah blah...
We`ve also had multiple hit-list authors, and some kid who hacked into some system and somehow made the school`s local channel display a banner announcing a snow day.Only about a third of the school showed up, including teachers. And everyone who came was thoroughly angry. Because we had to stay there. Although, many people just up and walked out, including teachers themselves.I just kind-of didn`t go to the classes I didn`t want to and called it a day, because there was talk of suspension for all those who left. :/
Nothing cool like knife fights or tornadoes or SWAT, though.
My school got raided by pirates.
I dont think so
and kurd, we had a few people in our school going around saying May 19 for no reason and they were suspended because everyone wondered what was going to happen
hahaha prime what schoold do you go to? the worst that ever happened to mine last year was a some dude from philidelphia broke in and stole all the stuff in the girls locker room. Then the police came. Oh, and there was a fire in a few rooms
Happened last year. Someone was stabbed with a pencil. Blood all over
MY SCHOOL CAN BEAT UP YOUR SCHOOL!
Pff who am I kidding, my school is a pussy school.
Had that in Middle-school. We averaged 7 arrest/year
There was also this time where a serious crash occurred and the plane landed in our school.
There was also a suspicious package but im not sure that one counts
i ment going on in florida
I`ve had SWAT come to my school
its samurai sightings that are ALL the rage right now
Yeah that was weird.
Oh god, the mental picture of some camp counselor running through the woods dressed like a ninja, all like, "Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t I`m late..." somehow got to me!
Oh my, that was funny.
Could only be funnier in Florida.