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Date: 07/17/08 04:45 PM

40 Responses to Parachutist Crashes Into Band

  1. Profile photo of NoWater
    NoWater Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Link: Parachutist Crashes Into Band - He must not have been able to see the band because they were camouflaged so well.
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    JagaLubnaN Male 18-29
    46 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    Damn?
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    "Oh that looks like a nice pla- OH SH*T, PEOPLE! *crash*"
  4. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    owie....
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    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    maybe now opie will read it, why did you dye your hair orange? its not that flattering
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    save the tuba!
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    I`ve skydived before, it`s kind of difficult to land in a small area, especially if there`s serious wind to to account for.
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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    dayum son
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    All i can say, my band director would have checked to see if the tuba was alright, before he would see if the person was alright. lol
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    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Someone shouted: "D`oh!"
    I lol`d.

    FAIL.

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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    lol, you gotta love the army
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    "THAT SUZAPHONE KILLED MY FAMILY! GRAAAAH!" *attacks*

    No, really, way to kick the dude in the face. He outta figure out a new landing strategy. :/

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    desslox Male 30-39
    94 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    LMAO..... anyone else notice that very few broke ranks even after a person flies threw them at what 20?
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    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    LMAO..... anyone else notice that very few broke ranks even after a person flies threw them at what 20?
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    Yeah.. half assed it too. They didn`t keep their eyes forward :-?
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    takes a lot of discipline to not look win the guy next to you gets flying parachute kicked..

    imagine whats going thru the head of the people who didnt look. they know someone is parachuting in the all the suden in your peripheral vision you see instruments flying and a blue blur then you here someone say medic.

    haha flying parachute kick. it wasnt funny win i typed it but 45 seconds later it was hilarious. first made me think of all the lame falcon punch jokes all over the internet then i imagined playing something like street fighter and having a 15 minute wait win you activate your finishing move cause you have to run to the airport take off get up to altitude then parachute down...

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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    100 people watching and not one of them could yell "HEADS UP" I mean WTF thats your buddy`s.
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    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    I could just imagine in the background:
    "Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    da da... da da..... da da da da da..... (jaws).

    It would be funny if they played that as he got closer but didn`t move.

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    uniquename Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    man look at that loyalty.. dont break formation even if it means getting knocked out by a man falling from the sky..
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    I need those camouflage suits!!! :P
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    50 POINTS!
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    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Oh jesus, i play the sousaphone in my marching band, and i can only imagine the pain induced from not only falling with the thing on, but a big ass foot in the face from teh sky...anti-fun...but...still....WOOT
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    Ouch....
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    How much you wanna bet that guy got the crap beat out of him after it was over? He could`ve yelled to warn them even if he couldn`t get the chute a couple of feet to the left.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    LOL
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3143 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    That poor, poor Sousaphone.

    Someone edit the audio so right before the Sousaphone player gets hit, it says "Falcon Kick". Then if possible make flames shoot out.

    On a serious note I do hope the guy is alright.

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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    "I was in Fallujah as a member of a convoy looking to deactivate IED`s. Well, we missed one and it ended up blowin` up the Hum-V. Killed 3 of us, I shoulda` died too....What happened you to?"

    "I uh...."

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    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    "He must not have been able to see the band because they were camouflaged so well."

    "SOMEBODY GET THOSE FLOATING INSTRUMENTS OUTA THE WAY!"

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    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Did I hear a "MEDIC!" right after impact?
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    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:03 am
    "SOMEBODY GET THOSE FLOATING INSTRUMENTS OUTA THE WAY!"

    Greatness.

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    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:54 am
    MAN DOWN!!! MAN DOWN!!! MEEEEEDDDIIIICCCCC!!!!!!
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:07 am
    OMG MEDIC!!!

    This also would have worked, "NURSE!!!"
    Or, "OMFG SOMEONE HELP, OMG HIS HEAD IT`S GONE!!!"

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    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:34 am
    This needs to be set to Yakety Sax, and included in the next OWNED compilation. It would be funnier if the jumper yoink-yanked out a Glock and shot him in the face a few times before the epic kick. Because that`s what Chutes McShoots does at band camp.
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    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:54 am
    I love how most of the band stays in formation. Gotta stay at parade rest until ordered otherwise. It`s that follow orders military mentality. Can`t say I miss that part of the military much.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:02 am
    NO Devi3000, that wouldn`t work. (hand to forhead, jesus!)

    There`s an actual joke to go with someone yelling MEDIC! When it comes to the military and even in a number of video games..and it`s hilarious if that`s what that person yelled.

    Anyway, poor guy wasn`t safe on his own soil. I think I`d call it quits if I`m getting take`n out just hanging out in a field.

    Then again, this may have a been a brilliantly executed way to get out of being sent to Iraq..lol.

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    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:54 am
    "MEDIC" lol!
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    sjay2005 Female 18-29
    117 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 8:07 am
    I could just imagine in the background:
    "Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
    ---------------------------------------
    Lol!

    "SNAKE! SNAKE WHAT HAPPENED!"

    "A f*cking dude just landed on me, you saw it!"

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    mtwoofwoof Female 18-29
    41 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 8:23 am
    Hahahaha, in my marching band, we have this huge joke where whenever anyone gets hurt, we say "BAND INJURY!!!".

    So while watching this, I saw the dude get kicked and then I screamed "BAND INJURY" and started cracking up.

    It was epic.

  39. Profile photo of starrystar10
    starrystar10 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
    I saw this on the news, same footage but you got a good view of this really mangled instrument. You could barely tell what instrument it used to be
  40. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Oh wow! My band teacher would be pissed at those who moved. (except for the guy who got kicked)

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