Parachutist Crashes Into Band

Submitted by: NoWater 8 years ago Entertainment
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He must not have been able to see the band because they were camouflaged so well.
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Male 428
Oh wow! My band teacher would be pissed at those who moved. (except for the guy who got kicked)
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Female 5
I saw this on the news, same footage but you got a good view of this really mangled instrument. You could barely tell what instrument it used to be
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Female 41
Hahahaha, in my marching band, we have this huge joke where whenever anyone gets hurt, we say "BAND INJURY!!!".

So while watching this, I saw the dude get kicked and then I screamed "BAND INJURY" and started cracking up.

It was epic.

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Female 117
I could just imagine in the background:
"Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
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Lol!

"SNAKE! SNAKE WHAT HAPPENED!"

"A f*cking dude just landed on me, you saw it!"

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Female 168
"MEDIC" lol!
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Male 1,039
NO Devi3000, that wouldn`t work. (hand to forhead, jesus!)

There`s an actual joke to go with someone yelling MEDIC! When it comes to the military and even in a number of video games..and it`s hilarious if that`s what that person yelled.

Anyway, poor guy wasn`t safe on his own soil. I think I`d call it quits if I`m getting take`n out just hanging out in a field.

Then again, this may have a been a brilliantly executed way to get out of being sent to Iraq..lol.

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Male 335
I love how most of the band stays in formation. Gotta stay at parade rest until ordered otherwise. It`s that follow orders military mentality. Can`t say I miss that part of the military much.
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Male 281
This needs to be set to Yakety Sax, and included in the next OWNED compilation. It would be funnier if the jumper yoink-yanked out a Glock and shot him in the face a few times before the epic kick. Because that`s what Chutes McShoots does at band camp.
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Female 1,496
OMG MEDIC!!!

This also would have worked, "NURSE!!!"
Or, "OMFG SOMEONE HELP, OMG HIS HEAD IT`S GONE!!!"

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Male 288
MAN DOWN!!! MAN DOWN!!! MEEEEEDDDIIIICCCCC!!!!!!
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Female 306
"SOMEBODY GET THOSE FLOATING INSTRUMENTS OUTA THE WAY!"

Greatness.

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Male 126
Did I hear a "MEDIC!" right after impact?
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Female 1,264
"He must not have been able to see the band because they were camouflaged so well."

"SOMEBODY GET THOSE FLOATING INSTRUMENTS OUTA THE WAY!"

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Male 533
"I was in Fallujah as a member of a convoy looking to deactivate IED`s. Well, we missed one and it ended up blowin` up the Hum-V. Killed 3 of us, I shoulda` died too....What happened you to?"

"I uh...."

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Male 3,412
That poor, poor Sousaphone.

Someone edit the audio so right before the Sousaphone player gets hit, it says "Falcon Kick". Then if possible make flames shoot out.

On a serious note I do hope the guy is alright.

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Female 2,695
LOL
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Male 11,740
How much you wanna bet that guy got the crap beat out of him after it was over? He could`ve yelled to warn them even if he couldn`t get the chute a couple of feet to the left.
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Male 982
Ouch....
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Male 229
Oh jesus, i play the sousaphone in my marching band, and i can only imagine the pain induced from not only falling with the thing on, but a big ass foot in the face from teh sky...anti-fun...but...still....WOOT
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Male 1,220
50 POINTS!
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Male 2,395
I need those camouflage suits!!! :P
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Male 117
man look at that loyalty.. dont break formation even if it means getting knocked out by a man falling from the sky..
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Male 1,089
da da... da da..... da da da da da..... (jaws).

It would be funny if they played that as he got closer but didn`t move.

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Male 563
I could just imagine in the background:
"Snake? Snake!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
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Male 953
100 people watching and not one of them could yell "HEADS UP" I mean WTF thats your buddy`s.
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Male 1,142
takes a lot of discipline to not look win the guy next to you gets flying parachute kicked..

imagine whats going thru the head of the people who didnt look. they know someone is parachuting in the all the suden in your peripheral vision you see instruments flying and a blue blur then you here someone say medic.

haha flying parachute kick. it wasnt funny win i typed it but 45 seconds later it was hilarious. first made me think of all the lame falcon punch jokes all over the internet then i imagined playing something like street fighter and having a 15 minute wait win you activate your finishing move cause you have to run to the airport take off get up to altitude then parachute down...

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Male 446
LMAO..... anyone else notice that very few broke ranks even after a person flies threw them at what 20?
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Yeah.. half assed it too. They didn`t keep their eyes forward :-?
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Male 94
LMAO..... anyone else notice that very few broke ranks even after a person flies threw them at what 20?
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Female 1,142
"THAT SUZAPHONE KILLED MY FAMILY! GRAAAAH!" *attacks*

No, really, way to kick the dude in the face. He outta figure out a new landing strategy. :/

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Male 2,593
lol, you gotta love the army
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Female 192
Someone shouted: "D`oh!"
I lol`d.

FAIL.

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Male 456
All i can say, my band director would have checked to see if the tuba was alright, before he would see if the person was alright. lol
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Male 548
dayum son
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Female 744
I`ve skydived before, it`s kind of difficult to land in a small area, especially if there`s serious wind to to account for.
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Male 1,825
save the tuba!
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Male 511
maybe now opie will read it, why did you dye your hair orange? its not that flattering
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Male 511
owie....
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Female 15,763
"Oh that looks like a nice pla- OH SH*T, PEOPLE! *crash*"
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Male 46
Damn?
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Male 79
Link: Parachutist Crashes Into Band [Rate Link] - He must not have been able to see the band because they were camouflaged so well.
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