Mr. Clock Radio

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird

It"s the alarm clock that wakes you up every morning in hell. So you have something to look forward to, which is nice.
There are 56 comments:
Male 7
If I was given one of these things, I would shoot that thing, the non-nice individual who gave it to me, then myself...thats how tramatized I am..
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Female 198
Sadly... I now want one of those.
It looks cool!
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Male 12
HOLY CRAP! that is scary as hell!
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Male 436
oh god. that`d wake me up
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Female 194
thats really creepy....with that thing i dont think i would be able to sleep in the same room with it...on the other hand i should get one of those for my aunt lol
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Male 66
I swear to god, if i woke up and saw that thing staring at me talking to me, I would just force the laws of nature to give me a gun there and then so i can destroy that creepy satan spawn :-O
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Female 538
It wouldn`t wake me up... Someone has to come and beat on the wall beside my bed with something before I wake up... It`s the only thing that works
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Female 119
or is it?
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Female 119
It`s not 9:32, LIAR. It`s 9:37. No, sht it`s actually 9:39. Well make up your mind robot because it`s 10:10 PM here.
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Female 1,186
it`s creepy how u can still see his eyes even when he blinks
nd the "best friends" bit?
i don`t think so xP
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Male 612
they shall rule the WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA
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Female 1,287
it cant be worse than my family waking me up.

but the green eyes... O.O
>.>
<.<

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Female 1,697
I want my mommy!
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Male 1,556
I wanna buy one of those squawkers Mckaw parrots and im gonna make it say "GET THE F CUK UP YOU LAZY BASTARD!" When its time to get up.
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Male 11,740
I`d be smashing it to hell with a baseball bat the first time it went off.
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Male 1,425
Oh god.......
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Male 51
When it blinks, it`s eyes don`t go out but just shine through the plastic... and I think that`s the worst part.
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Male 9,306
And there`s a three second warranty. Because they would lose money if it were any longer. "Yeahhh it fell on the floor...repeatedly."
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Male 134
It doesnt even know the time... It said 9:32 am when it was clearly 9:39... lol
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Female 68
Once it said "crank me up" I couldn`t contain myself.

- I know, real mature.

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Male 47
how obnoxious
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Female 22
AHAHAHAH OH LAWD
I would definitely buy that... not.
how creepy.
If I woke up in the middle of the night and those creepy green eyes were staring at me, I would cry. D:
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Female 1,212
Good lord that`s creepy.
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Female 665
i could barely hear it, it`s gears are so loud T_T
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Female 649
lol @silverwing23

and yeah, when it said "we will be best friends" or whatever, i was like "hmm creepier than a furby?" yes. yes it is.

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Male 356
Do
Not
Want.
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Female 114
I was expecting evil laser things to come out of its eyes when it says "you snooze you lose". That`s just a creepy thing.
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Male 88
HELL YEAH I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE THINGS !
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Male 5,620
I would want one if I could program it to say, "Wake up or die, flesh sack!"
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Male 143
or better yet... Will it blend!?
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Female 731
will it microwave?
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Male 2,160
it would wake me up long enough for me to go find something to either shoot or smash it with and to maybe burn it afterwards...
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Female 24
Oh god, I can just imagine my boyfriend getting one of these to scare the poo out of me. If ANYONE ever got one of these for me, I`d throw it at the guy`s drating head. I mean fuuuck really it scares the poo out of me. I swear to god, if I ever had one of those, it`d wake me up at midnight sharp and start screaming "I AM THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS, I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. GO GET ME A dratING BABY SANDWICH, YOU WORM."
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Male 5,094
Watch the fifth related video after that clip, that would be my version of "from hell". Twice as annoying as this one, plus it RUNS AWAY FROM YOU!
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Female 471
"We`ll be best friends." No.. sorry.. hell f*ck*ng no!!!

When I was watching that, I imagined how easy it would be to break its flimsy, plastic jaw. And WTF is up with the loud-ass servos? That would be totally annoying.. More annoying than the alarm clock that runs and hides from you.

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Male 161
5 seconds is all I could take, because that was the most painfully horrible thing I ever seen.
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Male 286
Sorry, am i the only one who thinks it sounds like he`s saying wan*er wan*er right near the begining?
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Female 4,028
Strange.
No thanks too. It takes more than that to wake me up sometimes. I agree, his head movement was louder than whatever it was saying.
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Male 2,543
reminds me of the crypt keeper from "tales from the crypt"
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Male 3,301
I can just imagine it screaming "I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES!!!" at two thirty in the morning.
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Male 17
:: grins wickedly, then emits hideous maniacal laughter:: oooh, I MUST have one of these . . .
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Male 75
But I want to wake my girlfriend up }-)
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Male 39
Haha that would be cool like the first 2 days...then annoying as h3ll
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Male 332
But can it head bob to my rock music?
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Female 192
...

-shudder-

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Male 10
fixed, now!
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Female 186
I was thinking that would be annoying enough to wake up the kids in the morning...but that thing is 60 dollars on ebay... not even worth it
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Female 1,070
fail
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Male 10
126 views and it`s pulled WTF?
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Female 744
It would find itself in pieces on the floor after the first morning. Damn I hate mornings.
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Male 7,933
That is not going to wake me up. Not even close
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Male 45
I`ve seen one of things before, they are hella annoying. If you buy one your neighbors/roommates are gonna wake up to the sound of gunshots within a week. I mean seriously would anyone be able to stand that everyday?
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Female 1,065
When is that binbin idiot gonna die?

Anyway, this is terrifying. I thought the Furby was the scariest thing marketed towards children. I was wrong.. so.. so wrong.

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Female 475
its head movement is louder than its voice...O.o
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Male 505
^ i hate you.
AND THAT IS FRIGHTENING,
it`ll eat me in my sleep.
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Male 19,850
Link: Mr. Clock Radio [Rate Link] - It`s the alarm clock that wakes you up every morning in hell. So you have something to look forward to, which is nice.
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