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Date: 07/01/08 05:28 PM

60 Responses to Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted By 2013

  1. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    Link: Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted By 2013 - Time to go back to the Mickey Mouse Club and find our next entertainment resource to deplete.
  2. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    Didn`t know humans had a numerical resource number.

    <3 TheOnion.

    I`m betting there`s an idiot beleiving this is true on the first page.

  3. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    shes my hero
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    An earthquake wiped out etchesketchistan today..lol
  5. Profile photo of millamopico
    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    pabasa, it`s true.
    poor believing saps
  6. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    The Onion rocks!
  7. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    The earthquake bit was the best part.
  8. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    Haha funny video. What a coincidence too... click here and go to the bottom post on the page, where there is the link. It IS so true...
  9. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    haha, thats amazing.
    etchisketchistan
  10. Profile photo of sifl
    sifl Male 18-29
    121 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    I`m still laughing... good stuff
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    She will be sacrificed for the corn...

    RIPTUSE...DOMINUCE...XD

  12. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    Nidonemo, you read my mind.
    It happened to Britney TWILL HAPPAN TO CYRUS!!!11
    RIPTUSE..NEONUSE!
  13. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    The funny thing is that it`s most likely true.
  14. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    Yes!! Got something posted. Skadouche.
  15. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Too bad she couldn`t be depleted like...yesterday.
  16. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    I love their anorexic projection of what she will look like in 2010...it`s probably accurate too.
  17. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Roving barbarians, eh?

    Ready the guns!

  18. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Haha. 2013? Dang. Too long.
  19. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    best one is "mcdonald`s now includes employee benefits on the dollar menu"
  20. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    WHY does this siht get posted? The onion is so fcuking boring! BAH!
  21. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
    68 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    "Cyrus-Use" HAHA! I thought it was a drink!
  22. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    I hate Miley Cyrus. She invades the minds of 12 year olds and makes them her zombie slaves. Her AND her stupid show need to be wiped from the face of the Earth.
  23. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    The whole Miley Cyrus thing was entertaining, but that Etchisketchistan bit made me lol.
  24. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    ^ Me too. X D
  25. Profile photo of mtwoofwoof
    mtwoofwoof Female 18-29
    41 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    Unfortunately Disney already found a replacement for Miley...

    The Jonas Brothers.

    I`m a fan of their music, yeah. But Disney`s gonna totally overuse them.

  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    I am so glad I dont know anyone on Disney. At all. I havent seen disney since I was five. Is sister sister still there?

    And lol, Etchisketchistan was wiped out.

  27. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    HOPEFULLY

    GOD WE NEED HER GOOONEEEEE

  28. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    the funniest thing is this will probably actaully happen, and etchisketchistan bit was fu.CK.ing hilarious
  29. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    i dislike miley so much. BLEH! i cant believe i have to deal with her for another 7 years -stabs self-
  30. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    correction 5years
  31. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    good night the way they talk about her...like she`s a thing lol
    as long as the next in line aint fricken dakota fanning im good
    if so i`ll move to etchisketchistan....that was epic
  32. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    damn, just a year too late...

    we`ll all be gone by then.

  33. Profile photo of mlchris
    mlchris Female 18-29
    920 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:58 pm
    poor etchisketchistan. :(
  34. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    2013?!?!

    NO!

    WE WANT HER GONE NOW!!!

  35. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    I wish she was gone long ago. She can`t sing or act at all. Her voice tends to get manly too... *shudders*

    And now Disney has hands of death on the talentless Jonas Brothers.

  36. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Oh... and they forgot Jamie Lynn Spears... she got pregnant when she was still a kid!
  37. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    when will we learn...

    and lolz @ etchisketchistan

  38. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    Gandhi man ur annoying
  39. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    LOL @ Nidonemo.

    that was funny

  40. Profile photo of Lovelivelife
    Lovelivelife Female 13-17
    41 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:09 am
    Dang it i will just be finishing high school. The people in etchesketchistan are lucky. Thety wont have to deal with her
  41. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:13 am
    lol primetimekin I loved sister sister!
  42. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 4:27 am
    The video was good, but the newsticker at the bottom was hilarious.
  43. Profile photo of TheBeast
    TheBeast Male 13-17
    79 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 7:09 am
    Miley Cyrus is going down
  44. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 9:18 am
    2013 nah she`ll be gone by the end of the summer
  45. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 9:41 am
    JEALOUS BASTURDS!!!!!!!!!! THERE ONLY MAD BECAUSE THEY`RE STUCK DOING STUPID INACCURATE BUSINESS REPORTS!!!AAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111GOD I REALY WISH MILES COULD SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (sorry jesus, but,) GOD THOSE FRICKEN BASTURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD, PLEASE STRICKE THOSE TWO "PEOPLE" AND ANYONE ELSE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT IDEA WITH LIGHTNING!!!!


    K K IIIIIIII L L !!
    K K I L L !!
    K K I L L !!
    K K I L L !!
    KK I L L OOO
    K K I L L OOOOO
    K K I L L OOO
    K K I L L
    K K IIIIIIII LLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLL

  46. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 9:48 am
    oohh, that "kill"didnt work out as i planned...
  47. Profile photo of BlackRose09
    BlackRose09 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Lol! Barbarians! I think someone is obsessed
  48. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 11:33 am
    i like miley cyrus, please lets save her!
  49. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 11:43 am
    i was going to go to etchisketchistan for my birthday but i guess ill just have to go to "my backyard"
  50. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    HAHA! I find it really, really depressing when girls in my school, older than her, die to see her in concert. Dx Next Britney I belive.

    etchisketchistan is the best. =D

  51. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    the examples are true TBH lol
  52. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    Lol.

    Oh noes! Not Etchisktechistan!

  53. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm
    o wow X-(
  54. Profile photo of TurkzAnGeL
    TurkzAnGeL Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    I almost bought it, until like maybe 20-30 seconds into the DR`s presentation HAH!

    Tag Line "an earthquake hit etchandsketchasistan" HAHAHA!

  55. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 7:53 pm
    The best part is the end about the earthquake whiping out Etchisketchistan. Lawlz.
  56. Profile photo of sbhamster3
    sbhamster3 Female 70 & Over
    84 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    gotta love onion
  57. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    "83% of all tween entertainment now Cyrus-based"

    F that. When I was a "tween" I had video games. My entertainment was mostly Cloud and Zelda-based. XD

    ---

    Isn`t her picture creepy? Her eyes follow you. >.>

  58. Profile photo of kirby_ty
    kirby_ty Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 10:07 am
    Finally! Everyone of my cousins, love her too much and I`m extremly sick of her!
  59. Profile photo of Chicfortv
    Chicfortv Female 30-39
    1 post
    July 25, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Aw Miley is cool and she`s a smart girl with a good career in front of her....she`s fun.
  60. Profile photo of Moonsteal72
    Moonsteal72 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    December 20, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    2013 is too far away >.<

    And what do you mean "smart girl"? She`s the next Britney Spears, if you ask me :/

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