Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted By 2013

Submitted by: _Perfection_ 8 years ago Entertainment
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Time to go back to the Mickey Mouse Club and find our next entertainment resource to deplete.
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Female 33
2013 is too far away >.<

And what do you mean "smart girl"? She`s the next Britney Spears, if you ask me :/

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Female 1
Aw Miley is cool and she`s a smart girl with a good career in front of her....she`s fun.
Male 7
Finally! Everyone of my cousins, love her too much and I`m extremly sick of her!
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Female 1,231
"83% of all tween entertainment now Cyrus-based"

F that. When I was a "tween" I had video games. My entertainment was mostly Cloud and Zelda-based. XD

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Isn`t her picture creepy? Her eyes follow you. >.>

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Female 84
gotta love onion
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Male 352
The best part is the end about the earthquake whiping out Etchisketchistan. Lawlz.
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Male 87
I almost bought it, until like maybe 20-30 seconds into the DR`s presentation HAH!

Tag Line "an earthquake hit etchandsketchasistan" HAHAHA!

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Male 4,393
o wow X-(
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Female 312
Lol.

Oh noes! Not Etchisktechistan!

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Male 2,395
the examples are true TBH lol
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Female 102
HAHA! I find it really, really depressing when girls in my school, older than her, die to see her in concert. Dx Next Britney I belive.

etchisketchistan is the best. =D

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Male 291
i was going to go to etchisketchistan for my birthday but i guess ill just have to go to "my backyard"
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Female 531
i like miley cyrus, please lets save her!
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Female 24
Lol! Barbarians! I think someone is obsessed
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Female 227
oohh, that "kill"didnt work out as i planned...
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Female 227
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Male 1,140
2013 nah she`ll be gone by the end of the summer
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Male 79
Miley Cyrus is going down
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Male 4,680
The video was good, but the newsticker at the bottom was hilarious.
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Female 562
lol primetimekin I loved sister sister!
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Female 41
Dang it i will just be finishing high school. The people in etchesketchistan are lucky. Thety wont have to deal with her
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Female 859
LOL @ Nidonemo.

that was funny

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Female 2,672
Gandhi man ur annoying
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Female 2,672
when will we learn...

and lolz @ etchisketchistan

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Female 1,984
Oh... and they forgot Jamie Lynn Spears... she got pregnant when she was still a kid!
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Female 1,984
I wish she was gone long ago. She can`t sing or act at all. Her voice tends to get manly too... *shudders*

And now Disney has hands of death on the talentless Jonas Brothers.

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Female 706
2013?!?!

NO!

WE WANT HER GONE NOW!!!

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Female 920
poor etchisketchistan. :(
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Male 108
damn, just a year too late...

we`ll all be gone by then.

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Female 1,269
good night the way they talk about her...like she`s a thing lol
as long as the next in line aint fricken dakota fanning im good
if so i`ll move to etchisketchistan....that was epic
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Female 375
correction 5years [im not very good at math, lol]
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Female 375
i dislike miley so much. BLEH! i cant believe i have to deal with her for another 7 years -stabs self-
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Male 405
the funniest thing is this will probably actaully happen, and etchisketchistan bit was fu.CK.ing hilarious
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Female 386
HOPEFULLY

GOD WE NEED HER GOOONEEEEE

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Male 7,933
I am so glad I dont know anyone on Disney. At all. I havent seen disney since I was five. Is sister sister still there?

And lol, Etchisketchistan was wiped out.

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Female 41
Unfortunately Disney already found a replacement for Miley...

The Jonas Brothers.

I`m a fan of their music, yeah. But Disney`s gonna totally overuse them.

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Male 2,440
^ Me too. X D
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Female 1,142
The whole Miley Cyrus thing was entertaining, but that Etchisketchistan bit made me lol.
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Male 2,440
I hate Miley Cyrus. She invades the minds of 12 year olds and makes them her zombie slaves. Her AND her stupid show need to be wiped from the face of the Earth.
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Male 68
"Cyrus-Use" HAHA! I thought it was a drink!
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Male 695
WHY does this siht get posted? The onion is so fcuking boring! BAH!
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Male 2,703
best one is "mcdonald`s now includes employee benefits on the dollar menu"
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Male 150
Haha. 2013? Dang. Too long.
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Female 444
Roving barbarians, eh?

Ready the guns!

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Male 756
I love their anorexic projection of what she will look like in 2010...it`s probably accurate too.
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Female 663
Too bad she couldn`t be depleted like...yesterday.
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Male 1,788
Yes!! Got something posted. Skadouche.
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Male 1,263
The funny thing is that it`s most likely true.
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Male 1,556
Nidonemo, you read my mind.
It happened to Britney TWILL HAPPAN TO CYRUS!!!11
RIPTUSE..NEONUSE!
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Male 9,306
She will be sacrificed for the corn...

RIPTUSE...DOMINUCE...XD

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Male 121
I`m still laughing... good stuff
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Male 1,825
haha, thats amazing.
etchisketchistan
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Male 2,028
Haha funny video. What a coincidence too... click here and go to the bottom post on the page, where there is the link. It IS so true...
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Female 342
The earthquake bit was the best part.
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Male 5,970
The Onion rocks!
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Female 122
pabasa, it`s true.
poor believing saps
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Male 3,819
An earthquake wiped out etchesketchistan today..lol
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Female 1,397
shes my hero
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Male 4,012
Didn`t know humans had a numerical resource number.

<3 TheOnion.

I`m betting there`s an idiot beleiving this is true on the first page.

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Male 1,788
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