Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

Chalk this one up as another retarded reason to kill yourself. (Safe for work.)
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Female 74
wow what a gruesome way to die.....and aftershock that isn`t funny. ok its a little funny. lol.
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Male 110
Did he die?
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Male 2,781
HE SHOULD HAVE DOUSED HIMSELF WITH GASOLINE BETTER...IMMOLATION!!! BEST WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. QUANG DUC STYLE!!!
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Male 93
actually a lot of chainsaws don`t have the double fail safe. My dad just bought a STIHL and it doesn`t have it, and his friend is always scaring him because he tries to use his own chainsaw one-handed(not a good idea)
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Female 102
It`s weird that the cops were so quick to rule it a suicide. There are plenty of options when it comes to offing oneself, and I doubt "decapitation by chainsaw" is anywhere near the top 10.
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Male 592
Also, modern chainsaws in America DO have failsafes in them. Either he bypassed them or used an old chainsaw.
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Male 592
Shocking real image of this poor tormented man shortly before the incident.


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Male 474
Ok, unless they make chainsaws in england different than in america, i don`t see how this is even possible. In america, the chainsaw has a double layer failsafe system to prevent an accident. 1, you have a thumbswitch that has to be pushed in before the trigger will run, and 2 - your support hand is placed in a cage like mechanism to hold the handle. If your support hand in the "cage" slips and the cage moves forward or backward, the chainsaw immediately stops and the engine is shut off... So let me get this straight. An old man who lives in a FLAT, where he has no yard to care for, no trees to maintanance, and by all appearance no fireplace to feed, just happens to have a chainsaw that he is somehow able to bypass the safety features of just to perform and elaborate decapitation of himself? And somehow local police see this as perfectly normal behavior of suicides in the area? WTF
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Male 982
....I just don`t get it.
How exactly would you manage to fully decapitate yourself with a chainsaw before you dropped like a rock?
Just swing it really fast at your neck?
This guy has balls of steel.
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Female 1,002
"i was kinda expecting a magic trick..."
Me too. ):
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Male 1,231
Poor guy; he obviously had severe mental problems why wasn`t more done to help him? And manditaaknfv, yes, it was a badly written article. In the daily mail, they`re all like that!
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Female 311
We also have 112 as an emergency number as well as 999. Poor bloke though, that`s one hell of a way to go for when you can`t quite reach the 9 I suppose.
I`m pretty sure if the housing company had wanted to off him they would have used a less bizarre and brutal method than suicide by chainsaw.
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Female 288
badly written article. poor guy. he seemed lonely
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Male 473
wow. Like seriously wow
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Female 427
day456, your avatar made me laugh my ass off. 4chan ftw...

No, failchan for the fail.
420chan is where it`s at.

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Female 427
I think he was trying to make a point. You take my home, I take my head. I make you go through a crapton of paperwork and no one is going to want to live here after me because I`m the man that offed himself with chainsaw. Take that governmentz ftw.
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Female 1,287
gah...
`POLICE BELEIVED`

sorry, i jut had to put that out there.

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Male 1,365
humiliation...my bad read it after I posted...
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Male 1,365
The brain will remain working for about 90 seconds after it has been removed from the body, executioners used to spit in the still mentally acute faces of disembodied heads to add further humilation. Now while this head was sitting on the ground for the last 30 seconds, I wonder what he was thinking.
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Male 2,616
DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN SOMEONE DIED SO IM GOING TO SHOUT DARWIN HAHAHA LIKE EVERY OTHER DEATH POST HAHA HAHAHA ZOMG DARWIN DARWIN
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Male 437
i was expect a picture or a video.sux
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Male 294
ive lived in MY home for 8 years too.
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Female 119
damn now that is fcking AWESOME!! BRAVO!!!!!
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Male 357
FAIL
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Male 2,395
That guy really loves that house. >_>
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Male 418
"Yes peeps, we dial 999 instead of 911, it is quicker after all. However, I wonder what would happen if I called 911 here?"

You`d probably get american emergency service.

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Female 4,197
The cops never thought the building company wouldve hired someone to kill him so they can build and make pooloads of money?
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Male 288
His motive: Honorable suicide... he was defeated.
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Male 868
Poor guy. He just loved where he lived.
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Female 15,763
I`m just confused...
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Male 4,290
That guy has stones. What a way to off yourself. Cutting off your own head, that`s right up there with holding your breath until dead. I salute you, David Phyall.
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Male 75
he intentionally did not like other darwin award winners where they stupidly kill themselves by accident
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Female 795
Yes peeps, we dial 999 instead of 911, it is quicker after all. However, I wonder what would happen if I called 911 here?
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Male 3,301
WOW!!

Give that man a medal!

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Male 1,149
[quote] Hello? Mr. Darwin? We have a winner!!!*

*Yeah, if he killed himself it`s not an accident but he removed some stupid from the gene pool. To do that because you don`t want to move is a little over the top. [/quote]
He was 58 years of age, it is unlikely that he would have yielded further offspring. Your point is moot.

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Male 352
I don`t think he removed the stupid from the gene pool. He`s body will become fertilizer, and will hopefully just become a really retarded tree or some sh*t.
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Male 1,204
dangit, i`m trying to find that robot chicken clip where the guy saws off his own head. freaking all i can find are stupid homemade youtube clips that suck


anyway, what if it was a murder? what if the homeowners wanted the guy out? lol

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Male 11,739
Hello? Mr. Darwin? We have a winner!!!*

*Yeah, if he killed himself it`s not an accident but he removed some stupid from the gene pool. To do that because you don`t want to move is a little over the top.

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Male 48
thanks juggalo , maybe we should have 999 as our number cuz then if u have a heart attack then u wont have to waste the 1/20 of the second to actually move your finger to the 1 button, and if you go to the uk and u have an emergy you wont have to worrie about what number is for emergenicies
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Female 649
lol brunch i like your profile pic

and yeah that is a really really dumb reason to cut off your own head... but alas... maybe he did have some issues..?

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Male 9
Brunch, the house is being destroyed, BoNe, yes we dial 999 for emergency services
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Male 40
I wonder if it`s required to tell the people who are going to purchase that house that a man cut off his head in there.
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Male 352
Lukey, I noticed that too, but then I realized it was an English site. I assume that 999 is the U.K.`s equivalent of our 911.
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Male 65
I`m still wondering how the hell he did that...
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Female 1,412
Ouch :]
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Male 292
I`m attached to my home like anyone else, but it`s nothing to lose your head over...
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Male 48
they receieved a 999 call, wtf?
is there a difference people plz tell me cuz that confused me
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Male 2,958
-‘A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.`-

Yeah, I`d say it was a pretty serious injury.

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Male 55
i was kinda expecting a magic trick...
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Male 9
just up the road (literally) from me, in Eastliegh, what amazed me was at no point was his death treated as suspicious, even the call out, i mean hello? death by chainsaw? these people obviously never saw a horror film..
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Female 192
O.o Awww...

Poor, befuddled, sentimental, STUBBORN-AS-HELL old soul.

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Male 352
Yeah, he is definitely a "Vulnerable man.`
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Male 20,827
Link: Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw [Rate Link] - Chalk this one up as another retarded reason to kill yourself. (Safe for work.)
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