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Date: 07/14/08 04:20 PM

54 Responses to Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    Link: Man Cuts Off Own Head With Chainsaw - Chalk this one up as another retarded reason to kill yourself. (Safe for work.)
  2. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    Yeah, he is definitely a "Vulnerable man.`
  3. Profile photo of FixTheYellow
    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    O.o Awww...

    Poor, befuddled, sentimental, STUBBORN-AS-HELL old soul.

  4. Profile photo of Tachyon
    Tachyon Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    just up the road (literally) from me, in Eastliegh, what amazed me was at no point was his death treated as suspicious, even the call out, i mean hello? death by chainsaw? these people obviously never saw a horror film..
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    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    i was kinda expecting a magic trick...
  6. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    -‘A rapid response vehicle attended and a search found a patient had sustained serious injuries.`-

    Yeah, I`d say it was a pretty serious injury.

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    lukeyLUK3 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    they receieved a 999 call, wtf?
    is there a difference people plz tell me cuz that confused me
  8. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    I`m attached to my home like anyone else, but it`s nothing to lose your head over...
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    Ouch :]
  10. Profile photo of VenemousCat
    VenemousCat Male 13-17
    65 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    I`m still wondering how the hell he did that...
  11. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    Lukey, I noticed that too, but then I realized it was an English site. I assume that 999 is the U.K.`s equivalent of our 911.
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    brunch Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    I wonder if it`s required to tell the people who are going to purchase that house that a man cut off his head in there.
  13. Profile photo of Tachyon
    Tachyon Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Brunch, the house is being destroyed, BoNe, yes we dial 999 for emergency services
  14. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    lol brunch i like your profile pic

    and yeah that is a really really dumb reason to cut off your own head... but alas... maybe he did have some issues..?

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    lukeyLUK3 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    thanks juggalo , maybe we should have 999 as our number cuz then if u have a heart attack then u wont have to waste the 1/20 of the second to actually move your finger to the 1 button, and if you go to the uk and u have an emergy you wont have to worrie about what number is for emergenicies
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    Hello? Mr. Darwin? We have a winner!!!*

    *Yeah, if he killed himself it`s not an accident but he removed some stupid from the gene pool. To do that because you don`t want to move is a little over the top.

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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    dangit, i`m trying to find that robot chicken clip where the guy saws off his own head. freaking all i can find are stupid homemade youtube clips that suck


    anyway, what if it was a murder? what if the homeowners wanted the guy out? lol

  18. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    I don`t think he removed the stupid from the gene pool. He`s body will become fertilizer, and will hopefully just become a really retarded tree or some sh*t.
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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Hello? Mr. Darwin? We have a winner!!!*

    *Yeah, if he killed himself it`s not an accident but he removed some stupid from the gene pool. To do that because you don`t want to move is a little over the top.
    He was 58 years of age, it is unlikely that he would have yielded further offspring. Your point is moot.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    WOW!!

    Give that man a medal!

  21. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    Yes peeps, we dial 999 instead of 911, it is quicker after all. However, I wonder what would happen if I called 911 here?
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    day456 Male 18-29
    75 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    he intentionally did not like other darwin award winners where they stupidly kill themselves by accident
  23. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    That guy has stones. What a way to off yourself. Cutting off your own head, that`s right up there with holding your breath until dead. I salute you, David Phyall.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    I`m just confused...
  25. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Why do this!?!?!?!?
  26. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    Poor guy. He just loved where he lived.
  27. Profile photo of JoeTheRipper
    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
    288 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    His motive: Honorable suicide... he was defeated.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    The cops never thought the building company wouldve hired someone to kill him so they can build and make pooloads of money?
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    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    "Yes peeps, we dial 999 instead of 911, it is quicker after all. However, I wonder what would happen if I called 911 here?"

    You`d probably get american emergency service.

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    That guy really loves that house. >_>
  31. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    FAIL
  32. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    damn now that is fcking AWESOME!! BRAVO!!!!!
  33. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    ive lived in MY home for 8 years too.
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    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    i was expect a picture or a video.sux
  35. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    DARWIN DARWIN DARWIN SOMEONE DIED SO IM GOING TO SHOUT DARWIN HAHAHA LIKE EVERY OTHER DEATH POST HAHA HAHAHA ZOMG DARWIN DARWIN
  36. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    The brain will remain working for about 90 seconds after it has been removed from the body, executioners used to spit in the still mentally acute faces of disembodied heads to add further humilation. Now while this head was sitting on the ground for the last 30 seconds, I wonder what he was thinking.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    humiliation...my bad read it after I posted...
  38. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    gah...
    `POLICE BELEIVED`

    sorry, i jut had to put that out there.

  39. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    I think he was trying to make a point. You take my home, I take my head. I make you go through a crapton of paperwork and no one is going to want to live here after me because I`m the man that offed himself with chainsaw. Take that governmentz ftw.
  40. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    day456, your avatar made me laugh my ass off. 4chan ftw...

    No, failchan for the fail.
    420chan is where it`s at.

  41. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    wow. Like seriously wow
  42. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    badly written article. poor guy. he seemed lonely
  43. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 1:47 am
    We also have 112 as an emergency number as well as 999. Poor bloke though, that`s one hell of a way to go for when you can`t quite reach the 9 I suppose.
    I`m pretty sure if the housing company had wanted to off him they would have used a less bizarre and brutal method than suicide by chainsaw.
  44. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 2:59 am
    Poor guy; he obviously had severe mental problems why wasn`t more done to help him? And manditaaknfv, yes, it was a badly written article. In the daily mail, they`re all like that!
  45. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 3:15 am
    "i was kinda expecting a magic trick..."
    Me too. ):
  46. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 3:33 am
    ....I just don`t get it.
    How exactly would you manage to fully decapitate yourself with a chainsaw before you dropped like a rock?
    Just swing it really fast at your neck?
    This guy has balls of steel.
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    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 5:44 am
    Ok, unless they make chainsaws in england different than in america, i don`t see how this is even possible. In america, the chainsaw has a double layer failsafe system to prevent an accident. 1, you have a thumbswitch that has to be pushed in before the trigger will run, and 2 - your support hand is placed in a cage like mechanism to hold the handle. If your support hand in the "cage" slips and the cage moves forward or backward, the chainsaw immediately stops and the engine is shut off... So let me get this straight. An old man who lives in a FLAT, where he has no yard to care for, no trees to maintanance, and by all appearance no fireplace to feed, just happens to have a chainsaw that he is somehow able to bypass the safety features of just to perform and elaborate decapitation of himself? And somehow local police see this as perfectly normal behavior of suicides in the area? WTF
  48. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 6:17 am
    Shocking real image of this poor tormented man shortly before the incident.


  49. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 6:18 am
    Also, modern chainsaws in America DO have failsafes in them. Either he bypassed them or used an old chainsaw.
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    newbie4sale Female 18-29
    102 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 6:57 am
    It`s weird that the cops were so quick to rule it a suicide. There are plenty of options when it comes to offing oneself, and I doubt "decapitation by chainsaw" is anywhere near the top 10.
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    catsthewagon Male 18-29
    93 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 10:54 am
    actually a lot of chainsaws don`t have the double fail safe. My dad just bought a STIHL and it doesn`t have it, and his friend is always scaring him because he tries to use his own chainsaw one-handed(not a good idea)
  52. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    HE SHOULD HAVE DOUSED HIMSELF WITH GASOLINE BETTER...IMMOLATION!!! BEST WAY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. QUANG DUC STYLE!!!
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    beaman Male 30-39
    110 posts
    July 15, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    Did he die?
  54. Profile photo of DolceAmaro
    DolceAmaro Female 13-17
    74 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    wow what a gruesome way to die.....and aftershock that isn`t funny. ok its a little funny. lol.

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