Klondike Bars Are Dicks

Submitted by: hehehenerd 8 years ago in Funny

What would you do to stay away from a Klondike Bar?
There are 53 comments:
Female 85
I can`t believe I actually watched the whole clip.
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Male 1,140
i have a few friends like that who only live to annoy the poo out of you and blackmail you so buy them pizza let them borrow your dvds and videogames and say stupid poo in front of your parents like when hes on your computer he`ll say something like whoa amateaur asian teens as soon as your mom walks in and then while talking to your mom on the phone says something like *cough* *cough* hey man pass the blunt really loud and then takes away all your money by threatening to show the video of you falling off of your skateboard from hitting a pebble and breaking your leg to your girlfreind while explaining how he hits pebbles with his skateboard all the time but he never falls off but then one day you find a switchblade and then you do something horrible to him you kill.....HIS FICUS.. and theres my annual rant of the week
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Female 23
what`s a klondike bar??
don`t worry i`m not stupid..i just live in scotland and i`ve never heard of them.
was still funny tho
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Male 486
wow why would someone take the time to do somthing this gay
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Male 4,393
wow
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Male 436
My drummer is just like that guy.
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Male 1,557
To the UK Viewers, it seems a Klondike Bar is what we`d call a Choc-Ice.
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Female 662
Klondike bars are gross.
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Male 549
Klondike bars are pretty good. Except the carmel kind, avoid those if you savor your life.
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Male 196
I think you should be flattered because I`m neither toothless nor do I work at a convenience store. I`d even do what the guy on your shirt is doing for free. Haha
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Female 744
Luckyguy: I`m not sure whether to be insulted or flattered, since the things you usually have to do for a klondike bar are pretty scary.

Like buying one from the toothless Indian man at the quickie-mart. =/

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Male 130
Klondike bars are nasty, i`d not do anything for one.
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Female 460
CARTMAN?!!

I don`t even watch the show that much...But DAMN.

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Male 528
keachan, you beat me too it. All I heard was Cartman.
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Male 30
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"What would you do to stay away from a Klondike Bar?"

I tried singing that to the Klondike bar tune, but it didnt work, and now im sad :-(

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Female 264
god... this automatically makes you think of that one friend who fits the bill of the douchebag klondike bar
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Female 498
Lmao that thing was freaky looking :s

ya know i don`t think i have ever h ad a Klondike bar..

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Female 16
I have a friend like that, incidentally he love Klondike bars more then anything in life. I would send this to him, but he`d probably call me and start being a dick :[
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Male 2,395
KlonDICK bars. :D
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Male 5,970
Lol i love this! But 2.3? Come on guys :D
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Male 1,220
batmanners, yes he is, but hes more famous for being a castmember on SNL.
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Male 1,557
WTF is a Klondike Bar? It looks like a tape measure.
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Female 1,212
"klondike bars taste like sweaty scrotum"

And you know what one tastes like?

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Female 649
never had a klondike bar, so0 i wouldn`t do anything for one.. unless buuy one if i really wanted to.. but i don`t


funny vid btw

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Female 193
I HATE KLONDIKE BARS!! they`re so gross!
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Male 40
Klondike bars are like mini wheats for me.
The commercials are make me buy them but then I relize they aren`t as good.
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Male 4,004
Isn`t that the guy from Hot Rod?
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Female 91
lol...
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Male 292
Never had this problem with a Klondike bar, but I know some really devious and selfish Bon Bons. Now those guys are dicks. They never chip in for pizza, drink the last beer and they`re always saying the wrong poo in front of the ladies...
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Female 127
Lame.
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Male 383
who wants to kill the klondike bar, for shaming the names of other klondike bars?
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Male 475
^ i was gonna say the same thing
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Female 122
OMG LOL he sounds like Cartman!
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Female 4,028
He should just eat it. Solves all their problems.
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Male 3,301
But will it blend?
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Male 196
Jesus let himself get crucified for a bunch of prostitutes, drunkards, racists, and rapists so I`m fairly certain he would at least carve out his eyes with a spoon for the chocolate-ty goodness of a klondike bar.

Oh, and I`d do you for a klondike bar surfingninja...

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Female 306
"It`s JUST a snuggle!"

Haha

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Female 744
The REAL question is: What would JESUS do for a klondike bar.
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Male 191
Mmmm....some....most of my friends are like that. I wouldn`t suppose that you should call them friends then
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Male 83
lolz
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Male 3,301
...but I will give joofro points for being brave enough to taste sweaty scrotum to see what it tastes like. Probably his own, no less.
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Female 15,763
Just what I was thinking, Lucky.
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Male 83
O Rly?
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Male 196
I won`t ask how you know what sweaty scrotum tastes like...
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Male 548
klondike bars taste like sweaty scrotum
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Female 227
what`s a klondike bar?
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Male 1,825
i would kill a baby for a klondike bar
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Male 229
I had a friend like this once, but than i kil...but than he moved...he moved far, far away...
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Male 73
i want ice cream now dammnit ><
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Female 444
Don`t we all have friends like that?

I mean, those of us that have friends.

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Female 17
klonDIKE
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Male 3,301
Haha, I`ve found myself in that situation quite a few times.
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Male 5,970
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