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Date: 07/19/08 11:59 PM

53 Responses to Klondike Bars Are Dicks

  1. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Link: Klondike Bars Are Dicks - What would you do to stay away from a Klondike Bar?
  2. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:03 am
    Haha, I`ve found myself in that situation quite a few times.
  3. Profile photo of hooHAHA
    hooHAHA Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:06 am
    klonDIKE
  4. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:14 am
    Don`t we all have friends like that?

    I mean, those of us that have friends.

  5. Profile photo of xBooda
    xBooda Male 18-29
    73 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:14 am
    i want ice cream now dammnit ><
  6. Profile photo of Calibur15
    Calibur15 Male 18-29
    229 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:15 am
    I had a friend like this once, but than i kil...but than he moved...he moved far, far away...
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:24 am
    i would kill a baby for a klondike bar
  8. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:40 am
    what`s a klondike bar?
  9. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:48 am
    klondike bars taste like sweaty scrotum
  10. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:20 am
    I won`t ask how you know what sweaty scrotum tastes like...
  11. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:32 am
    O Rly?
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:32 am
    Just what I was thinking, Lucky.
  13. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:33 am
    ...but I will give joofro points for being brave enough to taste sweaty scrotum to see what it tastes like. Probably his own, no less.
  14. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:35 am
    lolz
  15. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:37 am
    Mmmm....some....most of my friends are like that. I wouldn`t suppose that you should call them friends then
  16. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 2:00 am
    The REAL question is: What would JESUS do for a klondike bar.
  17. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 2:07 am
    "It`s JUST a snuggle!"

    Haha

  18. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 2:13 am
    Jesus let himself get crucified for a bunch of prostitutes, drunkards, racists, and rapists so I`m fairly certain he would at least carve out his eyes with a spoon for the chocolate-ty goodness of a klondike bar.

    Oh, and I`d do you for a klondike bar surfingninja...

  19. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 2:21 am
    But will it blend?
  20. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 2:43 am
    He should just eat it. Solves all their problems.
  21. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    122 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 3:21 am
    OMG LOL he sounds like Cartman!
  22. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 3:37 am
    ^ i was gonna say the same thing
  23. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 4:29 am
    who wants to kill the klondike bar, for shaming the names of other klondike bars?
  24. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 5:56 am
    Lame.
  25. Profile photo of laMigra77
    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 6:17 am
    Never had this problem with a Klondike bar, but I know some really devious and selfish Bon Bons. Now those guys are dicks. They never chip in for pizza, drink the last beer and they`re always saying the wrong poo in front of the ladies...
  26. Profile photo of Akurei-Inu
    Akurei-Inu Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 6:27 am
    lol...
  27. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 6:47 am
    Isn`t that the guy from Hot Rod?
  28. Profile photo of brunch
    brunch Male 13-17
    40 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 6:51 am
    Klondike bars are like mini wheats for me.
    The commercials are make me buy them but then I relize they aren`t as good.
  29. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 7:22 am
    I HATE KLONDIKE BARS!! they`re so gross!
  30. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 8:44 am
    never had a klondike bar, so0 i wouldn`t do anything for one.. unless buuy one if i really wanted to.. but i don`t


    funny vid btw

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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 8:58 am
    "klondike bars taste like sweaty scrotum"

    And you know what one tastes like?

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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 9:06 am
    WTF is a Klondike Bar? It looks like a tape measure.
  33. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 9:06 am
    batmanners, yes he is, but hes more famous for being a castmember on SNL.
  34. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 10:45 am
    Lol i love this! But 2.3? Come on guys :D
  35. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 11:44 am
    KlonDICK bars. :D
  36. Profile photo of DeadEnsign
    DeadEnsign Female 13-17
    16 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    I have a friend like that, incidentally he love Klondike bars more then anything in life. I would send this to him, but he`d probably call me and start being a dick :[
  37. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    Lmao that thing was freaky looking :s

    ya know i don`t think i have ever h ad a Klondike bar..

  38. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:44 pm
    god... this automatically makes you think of that one friend who fits the bill of the douchebag klondike bar
  39. Profile photo of director1234
    director1234 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    TITLE:
    "What would you do to stay away from a Klondike Bar?"

    I tried singing that to the Klondike bar tune, but it didnt work, and now im sad :-(

  40. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    keachan, you beat me too it. All I heard was Cartman.
  41. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    CARTMAN?!!

    I don`t even watch the show that much...But DAMN.

  42. Profile photo of TheVile
    TheVile Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm
    Klondike bars are nasty, i`d not do anything for one.
  43. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Luckyguy: I`m not sure whether to be insulted or flattered, since the things you usually have to do for a klondike bar are pretty scary.

    Like buying one from the toothless Indian man at the quickie-mart. =/

  44. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    I think you should be flattered because I`m neither toothless nor do I work at a convenience store. I`d even do what the guy on your shirt is doing for free. Haha
  45. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Klondike bars are pretty good. Except the carmel kind, avoid those if you savor your life.
  46. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    Klondike bars are gross.
  47. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    To the UK Viewers, it seems a Klondike Bar is what we`d call a Choc-Ice.
  48. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 4:09 am
    My drummer is just like that guy.
  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 8:28 am
    wow
  50. Profile photo of citadel
    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 11:57 am
    wow why would someone take the time to do somthing this gay
  51. Profile photo of angie5
    angie5 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 4:46 am
    what`s a klondike bar??
    don`t worry i`m not stupid..i just live in scotland and i`ve never heard of them.
    was still funny tho
  52. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    i have a few friends like that who only live to annoy the poo out of you and blackmail you so buy them pizza let them borrow your dvds and videogames and say stupid poo in front of your parents like when hes on your computer he`ll say something like whoa amateaur asian teens as soon as your mom walks in and then while talking to your mom on the phone says something like *cough* *cough* hey man pass the blunt really loud and then takes away all your money by threatening to show the video of you falling off of your skateboard from hitting a pebble and breaking your leg to your girlfreind while explaining how he hits pebbles with his skateboard all the time but he never falls off but then one day you find a switchblade and then you do something horrible to him you kill.....HIS FICUS.. and theres my annual rant of the week
  53. Profile photo of Haruhi
    Haruhi Female 13-17
    85 posts
    November 30, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    I can`t believe I actually watched the whole clip.

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