Jesus is Found in a Cheetos Bag ... Again

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Weird
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He has risen--in tasty snack-treat form. Ummmm, Cheesus.
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Male 1,023
just a coincidence. but then again, and i quote "a coincidence is just God choosing to remain anonymous"
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Female 164
If Jesus IS real, I`m pretty sure he`d have better places to show up at.
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Female 133
man, the first cheesus was way better....

how frickin funny would it be if the cheeto factory just has some guy randomly make cheesuses out of some cheesus mould. that would be great

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Male 144
did anyone find cheesus on ebay yet? shiesh..
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Male 329
maybe its a horse head.
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Male 11
Maybe.. If I eat it... Ill get CH335U5 SUP3R P0W3RZ!!
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Male 196
I wonder how long it will take before Cheesus will end up on Ebay :)
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Male 55
uhhh i see a cheeto
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Male 1,455
Yeah, God isn`t going to provide proof of his existence because that would undermine faith- while at the same time sending images of himself as proof of his existence.

And of course, it couldn`t just be one of the many different shaped a baked snack can take. Come on.

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Male 371
what was up with those awkward silences where you could barely here voices in the background?? or am i just going crazy...
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Male 12
well thats me converted
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Male 1
I just dropped a duece that looks like Jesus his eyes are even made out of corn.
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Female 464
I would eat it just to piss those Christians off.
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Male 510
Jesus is like the anti-waldo.
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Female 1,412
It isnt really him ¬_¬. I was expecting something more y`know Jesusy..Hmmpf
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Male 42
Fail.
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Male 553
what was the poeple in the background saying?
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, I lol`d at Alice`s picture.

He is freaking everywhere, goodness.

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Male 107
Wow, that must be a really dull town if this is on the news ...
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Female 34
It`s a damn Cheeto! Eat it!
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Male 2,506
lol, CHHEESSSUUSSS
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Female 85
so jesus returns
..in the form a delicious cheesy snack
wow wat tards
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Male 2
New Cheesus shapes in every bag!

Go ahead and enjoy it`s not sacrilegious, it`s Sacrelicious!!

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Male 244
That`s f**king stupid.
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Female 131
^ Nice Super, I liked that XD
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Male 20
mmmmm Cheesus, the holy trinity in its tastiest form
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Female 254
BITCH RICK ROLLED ME >_<
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Male 213
I eat enough of Jesus as Church during the Eurcharist.
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Male 516
"Does that mean these religionists actually believe the Messiah can find no better method for revealing his presence on this planet than through foodstuffs?"

Haha.. I like the word Foodstuffs...

Makes me laugh.

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Male 2,605
Bending over backwards, let`s assume that the "face" observed in assorted types of food is indeed that of Jesus. Does that mean these religionists actually believe the Messiah can find no better method for revealing his presence on this planet than through foodstuffs? Do these religionists actually believe that Jesus can find no better, unambiguous method for heralding his return than by appearing vaguely and stoically on any random inanimate object? This is not a miraculous phenomenon, people; this is nothing short of our brains making sense of visual feedback. I can look at the same picture and not see anything of significance because *my* brain isn`t seeking to find any supernatural phenomenon to support its beliefs. A true miracle would be Jesus himself descending from the heavens (the historically acceptable point of his entry, apparently). Please spare us the inanity and do not constantly mistake the two.
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Male 12
If that was presented to me, I would ask to hold it. Then, I would bring it up to my eyes to examine it, then simultaneously eat it. It`s not freaking Jesus. It doesn`t even look like him. It was just how the Cheeto was made. I can find a lot of things that are in the shape of a cross. "Oh my Jesus mom, this stick I found outside resembles JESUS! Let`s go show the Pope". This makes me mad that people are thaat shaded by religion to believe that this is a sign from God.
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Female 1,287
cheesus...!!!!
xD
uh, that made mne laugh at the link yesterday.
O.o
did that make sense?

anyway, i liked it when sheesus was twirling in front of the light bulb.
xD

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Male 1,803
cdpickles09 - you live in the bible belt? You poor bastard... I hope you escape soon...
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Male 1,803
Jesus isn`t real!
God isn`t real!
Get with the program people!

And don`t even dare pray for "my lost soul"!

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Male 15
why does this always happen in my home state of missouri!
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Male 201
let us eat cheesus he will give us powers!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 281
@ LoofahBoy: I`m going to guess because the people who worship Mohammed, Buddha, and yes, even Hitler, aren`t stupid enough to look for them in a bag of Cheetos.
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Male 3,301
How come they never find Muhammad, or Buddha? Or Hitler?
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Female 691
Next up:
Jesus on a whores Sanitary towel.
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Female 670
Cheesus
lol
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Male 2
hah hah hah cheesus
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Male 298
i happen to live in the bible belt
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Male 281
@ The_Maddog: I nominate Richard Dawkins to lead us.
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Male 3,369
Ok..I`m declaring war on southern bible belt america for being so fecking retard!
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Male 196
Obviously Jesus realise that with all the food hysteria going on, the only way he can get attention is if he appears as a piece of snack food. :)
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Male 3,649
I want to go see all the "Cheesuses" and eat them.
Like if someone `found` Jesus in a food and they show it to me, I`m going to grab it and eat it.

Same with any other object, I`ll destroy it or disfigure it.

Haha, has anyone seen the episode of Morel Oral where Jesus appears on a Jewish doctor`s flesh wound?

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Female 2,672
maybe it can never be eaten and itll be reborn again when you bite it?
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Male 176
I found Jesus in a pile of poo and I was all "JESUS! what are you doing in a pile of poo?` and he was all like "shut up motha F%cka I be layin` in a big pile of sh%t"
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Male 1,623
I found Jesus as a piece of bull-excrement.
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Male 2,395
OMG I See his face on my Computer Desk right now. :O
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Male 1,455
This was on the MSNBC video which was posted yesterday...
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Male 298
everytime you see jesus, he kills a kitten.
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Female 247
Wonder if this crap pisses him off? Like "Come on a freakin cheeto!?!" *Kills cat*
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Male 2,113
ooh and now Jesus has 0 grams trans fat!
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Male 155
ok wow first jesus was middle eastern not orange second i bet the company justs bakes jesus shapped things into bags cuz they know some nutcase is going to find them and give them free advertising
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Male 292
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Male 34
Next up: People find jesus in the BigMac.
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Male 298
on a desk in my school someone carved "cheezus crust saves"

A connection!?

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Male 395
Jesus is a twunt!
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Male 292
I`m going back to /b/ ._.
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Male 395
OMFG! It`s the rapture! lol
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Male 281
I`m not even religious, but I think I once saw Jesus in between a pair of double-D ladybreasts.
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Female 1,211
People will do anything for attention.
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Male 254
"sinfulsisi
Female, 13-17, Southern US
898 Posts Friday, June 20, 2008 3:15:55 PM
btw who cares about nick hogan


akappy fancylad hehehenerd dainty and cheesyqueso are the real stars to me :]

-continues sucking up for no reason-"

that is my favorite comment of all time.


ANYWAYS- people are finding jesus in everything nowadays, next youll find him in someones bellybutton lint- just watch. :D

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Male 12
Deepeyes- She obviously dyed her hair. her original color was blonde.
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Female 767
Anyone else think it looked like a warped uterus / ovaries?
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Male 153
People say this all the time. C`mon...
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Male 12
^ I can`t beleive I fell for that. I thought after a 100 times Id be smart enough not too. :-(
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Male 151
"I thought it was a horse" I`m still stumped on how she saw that one...
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Female 330
It looks like a Cheeto to me when i first saw it...

"Cheesus"... now that is priceless!

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Male 136
Well, apparently, everything is the will of God so God willed Jesus`s image to be on a Cheeto.

There`s a guy with too much free time.

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Male 4,680
So if it vaguely resembles a crucifix it`s Jesus.

So there`s probably 200 Jesus` in the apple tree in my back garden. GET YER HOLY RELICS HERE! FRESHLY PICKED!

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Male 426
jesus was one goofy looking dude.
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Male 20,917
I think this guy worships at the alter of Cheetos as well.
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Male 1,620
Link: Jesus is Found in a Cheetos Bag ... Again [Rate Link] - He has risen--in tasty snack-treat form. Ummmm, Cheesus.
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