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Date: 07/31/08 06:33 AM

77 Responses to Jesus is Found in a Cheetos Bag … Again

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 5:15 am
    Link: Jesus is Found in a Cheetos Bag ... Again - He has risen--in tasty snack-treat form. Ummmm, Cheesus.
  2. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 5:16 am
    I think this guy worships at the alter of Cheetos as well.
  3. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:36 am
    jesus was one goofy looking dude.
  4. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:36 am
    So if it vaguely resembles a crucifix it`s Jesus.

    So there`s probably 200 Jesus` in the apple tree in my back garden. GET YER HOLY RELICS HERE! FRESHLY PICKED!

  5. Profile photo of hrlhrl2000
    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:38 am
    Well, apparently, everything is the will of God so God willed Jesus`s image to be on a Cheeto.

    There`s a guy with too much free time.

  6. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:40 am
    It looks like a Cheeto to me when i first saw it...

    "Cheesus"... now that is priceless!

  7. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:42 am
    This guy found Cheesus also.. I am sure of it.
  8. Profile photo of Deepeyes
    Deepeyes Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:49 am
    "I thought it was a horse" I`m still stumped on how she saw that one...
  9. Profile photo of lakers83234
    lakers83234 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:49 am
    ^ I can`t beleive I fell for that. I thought after a 100 times Id be smart enough not too. :-(
  10. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:00 am
    People say this all the time. C`mon...
  11. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:00 am
    Anyone else think it looked like a warped uterus / ovaries?
  12. Profile photo of lakers83234
    lakers83234 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:01 am
    Deepeyes- She obviously dyed her hair. her original color was blonde.
  13. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    255 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:03 am
    "sinfulsisi
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    898 Posts Friday, June 20, 2008 3:15:55 PM
    btw who cares about nick hogan


    akappy fancylad hehehenerd dainty and cheesyqueso are the real stars to me :]

    -continues sucking up for no reason-"

    that is my favorite comment of all time.


    ANYWAYS- people are finding jesus in everything nowadays, next youll find him in someones bellybutton lint- just watch. :D

  14. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:07 am
    People will do anything for attention.
  15. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:13 am
    I`m not even religious, but I think I once saw Jesus in between a pair of double-D ladybreasts.
  16. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:19 am
    OMFG! It`s the rapture! lol
  17. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:20 am
    I`m going back to /b/ ._.
  18. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:20 am
    Jesus is a twunt!
  19. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:22 am
    on a desk in my school someone carved "cheezus crust saves"

    A connection!?

  20. Profile photo of Sani09
    Sani09 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:23 am
    Next up: People find jesus in the BigMac.
  21. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:27 am
    BigMac
  22. Profile photo of godamoungppl
    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    156 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:27 am
    ok wow first jesus was middle eastern not orange second i bet the company justs bakes jesus shapped things into bags cuz they know some nutcase is going to find them and give them free advertising
  23. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:31 am
    ooh and now Jesus has 0 grams trans fat!
  24. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:49 am
    Wonder if this crap pisses him off? Like "Come on a freakin cheeto!?!" *Kills cat*
  25. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:54 am

  26. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:56 am
    everytime you see jesus, he kills a kitten.
  27. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:58 am
    This was on the MSNBC video which was posted yesterday...
  28. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:05 am
    OMG I See his face on my Computer Desk right now. :O
  29. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:08 am
    I found Jesus as a piece of bull-excrement.
  30. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:28 am
    I found Jesus in a pile of poo and I was all "JESUS! what are you doing in a pile of poo?` and he was all like "shut up motha F%cka I be layin` in a big pile of sh%t"
  31. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:29 am
    maybe it can never be eaten and itll be reborn again when you bite it?
  32. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3144 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:32 am
    I want to go see all the "Cheesuses" and eat them.
    Like if someone `found` Jesus in a food and they show it to me, I`m going to grab it and eat it.

    Same with any other object, I`ll destroy it or disfigure it.

    Haha, has anyone seen the episode of Morel Oral where Jesus appears on a Jewish doctor`s flesh wound?

  33. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:35 am
    Obviously Jesus realise that with all the food hysteria going on, the only way he can get attention is if he appears as a piece of snack food. :)
  34. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:59 am
    Ok..I`m declaring war on southern bible belt america for being so fecking retard!
  35. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:02 am
    @ The_Maddog: I nominate Richard Dawkins to lead us.
  36. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:05 am
    i happen to live in the bible belt
  37. Profile photo of pippady
    pippady Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:13 am
    hah hah hah cheesus
  38. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Cheesus
    lol
  39. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Next up:
    Jesus on a whores Sanitary towel.
  40. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:46 am
    How come they never find Muhammad, or Buddha? Or Hitler?
  41. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:55 am
    @ LoofahBoy: I`m going to guess because the people who worship Mohammed, Buddha, and yes, even Hitler, aren`t stupid enough to look for them in a bag of Cheetos.
  42. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:04 am
    let us eat cheesus he will give us powers!!!!!!!!!!
  43. Profile photo of chickena5
    chickena5 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:14 am
    why does this always happen in my home state of missouri!
  44. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:19 am
    Jesus isn`t real!
    God isn`t real!
    Get with the program people!

    And don`t even dare pray for "my lost soul"!

  45. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:20 am
    cdpickles09 - you live in the bible belt? You poor bastard... I hope you escape soon...
  46. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:26 am
    cheesus...!!!!
    xD
    uh, that made mne laugh at the link yesterday.
    O.o
    did that make sense?

    anyway, i liked it when sheesus was twirling in front of the light bulb.
    xD

  47. Profile photo of revere2323
    revere2323 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:32 am
    If that was presented to me, I would ask to hold it. Then, I would bring it up to my eyes to examine it, then simultaneously eat it. It`s not freaking Jesus. It doesn`t even look like him. It was just how the Cheeto was made. I can find a lot of things that are in the shape of a cross. "Oh my Jesus mom, this stick I found outside resembles JESUS! Let`s go show the Pope". This makes me mad that people are thaat shaded by religion to believe that this is a sign from God.
  48. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:50 am
    Bending over backwards, let`s assume that the "face" observed in assorted types of food is indeed that of Jesus. Does that mean these religionists actually believe the Messiah can find no better method for revealing his presence on this planet than through foodstuffs? Do these religionists actually believe that Jesus can find no better, unambiguous method for heralding his return than by appearing vaguely and stoically on any random inanimate object? This is not a miraculous phenomenon, people; this is nothing short of our brains making sense of visual feedback. I can look at the same picture and not see anything of significance because *my* brain isn`t seeking to find any supernatural phenomenon to support its beliefs. A true miracle would be Jesus himself descending from the heavens (the historically acceptable point of his entry, apparently). Please spare us the inanity and do not constantly mistake the two.
  49. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:58 am
    "Does that mean these religionists actually believe the Messiah can find no better method for revealing his presence on this planet than through foodstuffs?"

    Haha.. I like the word Foodstuffs...

    Makes me laugh.

  50. Profile photo of kittyloaf
    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:00 am
    I eat enough of Jesus as Church during the Eurcharist.
  51. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:07 am
    BITCH RICK ROLLED ME >_<
  52. Profile photo of supersmall
    supersmall Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:08 am
    mmmmm Cheesus, the holy trinity in its tastiest form
  53. Profile photo of littlexmew
    littlexmew Female 13-17
    133 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:11 am
    ^ Nice Super, I liked that XD
  54. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:17 am
    That`s f**king stupid.
  55. Profile photo of Brawndo
    Brawndo Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:24 am
    New Cheesus shapes in every bag!

    Go ahead and enjoy it`s not sacrilegious, it`s Sacrelicious!!

  56. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
    85 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:52 am
    so jesus returns
    ..in the form a delicious cheesy snack
    wow wat tards
  57. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    lol, CHHEESSSUUSSS
  58. Profile photo of AMirkwoodElf
    AMirkwoodElf Female 13-17
    34 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:12 pm
    It`s a damn Cheeto! Eat it!
  59. Profile photo of rukasu
    rukasu Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Wow, that must be a really dull town if this is on the news ...
  60. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    Ahaha, I lol`d at Alice`s picture.

    He is freaking everywhere, goodness.

  61. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    554 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:01 pm
    what was the poeple in the background saying?
  62. Profile photo of gecko_77
    gecko_77 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Fail.
  63. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    It isnt really him ¬_¬. I was expecting something more y`know Jesusy..Hmmpf
  64. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    511 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    Jesus is like the anti-waldo.
  65. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 3:19 pm
    I would eat it just to piss those Christians off.
  66. Profile photo of yazx22
    yazx22 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 31, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    I just dropped a duece that looks like Jesus his eyes are even made out of corn.
  67. Profile photo of ThePleb
    ThePleb Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    well thats me converted
  68. Profile photo of TuffGhost88
    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    what was up with those awkward silences where you could barely here voices in the background?? or am i just going crazy...
  69. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    Yeah, God isn`t going to provide proof of his existence because that would undermine faith- while at the same time sending images of himself as proof of his existence.

    And of course, it couldn`t just be one of the many different shaped a baked snack can take. Come on.

  70. Profile photo of guitardrumer
    guitardrumer Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:09 am
    uhhh i see a cheeto
  71. Profile photo of Manar
    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:49 am
    I wonder how long it will take before Cheesus will end up on Ebay :)
  72. Profile photo of ShadowGhost
    ShadowGhost Male 13-17
    11 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Maybe.. If I eat it... Ill get CH335U5 SUP3R P0W3RZ!!
  73. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:02 am
    maybe its a horse head.
  74. Profile photo of Dodo-
    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    did anyone find cheesus on ebay yet? shiesh..
  75. Profile photo of aniray
    aniray Female 13-17
    133 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    man, the first cheesus was way better....

    how frickin funny would it be if the cheeto factory just has some guy randomly make cheesuses out of some cheesus mould. that would be great

  76. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 2:25 am
    If Jesus IS real, I`m pretty sure he`d have better places to show up at.
  77. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    October 20, 2008 at 9:15 am
    just a coincidence. but then again, and i quote "a coincidence is just God choosing to remain anonymous"

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