Jesus Found in a Can of Beans

Submitted by: IRockYeah 9 years ago in Funny

Our Lord"s image found in tin of baked beans. He"s everywhere I tells ya.
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 1,153
i might be able to find him if there wasnt some bearded guy in the way
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Male 71
Big Brother is watching you....
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Male 243
its in the top right corner, you gotta be next to moronic if you cant see it
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Male 1,485
i cant quite make jesus out, sorry
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Male 161
haha
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Male 4
hahaha jesus your one sly cat.......or savior...XD
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Female 268
lmao blasphemy never felt so right....
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Male 13
i still cant see him.... maybe if i squint a bit...?
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Male 12
*clap**clap**clap*

Bravo sir. You have officialy made my day.

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Female 306
Let`s eat them and find out.
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Female 143
XD That made me smile.

I wonder if Jesus will make the beans taste better or worse? Who knows.

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Male 1,583
Well, i could understand the one in the cheeto, and sortof saw the one in the cat fur, but i`m just not seeing it here.
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Female 17
Boy, Jesus sure has a way with making his presence known. I personally wouldn`t want to associate myself with a can of flatulence, but hey... whatever floats your boat.
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Female 1,412
I can`t tell if this is fake or not :D
I can tell that i love it though :)
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Male 432
Holy poo.

The antichrist is comin, I tell ya!! PREPARE! REPENT!! YOU`RE ALL GOING TO HELL, EXCEPT ME AND THE REST OF THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH, WHERE WE TYPE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS!!

Love,
Phelps Family

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Male 3,296
hahaha that funny they should really do that
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Male 15
Waaait.....Photo shopped, wouldn`t it make life soo much easier if they just placed it in then took a pic? It is open you know! Unless its just cos the belivers are decreasing.....churches way to grab attention!
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Male 2,619
Sorry to disappoint ya`ll but its just a pic of jesus i printed off and cut out, put in a tin of open beans and photographed with my mobile phone!!
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Male 504
Fake. Seriouly fake.
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Male 488
huh? i dont see it
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Male 153
I found him in a church, so I beat you all.

Ha.

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Male 155
wow okay wow god doesn`t exist and on the off chance jesus was real he would have been middle eastern
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Male 384
He doesn`t looks like Jesus to me.
He looks more like... King Leonidas.
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Male 36
That was great, I laughed so hard!

I saw Jesus in my toilet once, but I flushed him. Am I a bad person now? ;-/

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Male 4,393
must be PhotoShopped
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Male 63
PhotoShopped.
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Male 2,395
OMG I`m Scared now. :O
...especially when I open things.
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Female 406
Hahhhh! Actually, if I found a random picture of Jesus when I opened my can of beans, I would be pretty freaked out.
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Female 330
This brightened up my day!
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Male 1,556
BICHIN!
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Male 72
@are7era
Just you wait and see..
*grabs camera and runs to toilet*
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Male 563
Thank God there are no Jesus found in turds
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Male 1,725
its very subtle!
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Female 5,139

.... I MADE IT -isdeadproud-

and pinkflyd25 - why not :-D

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Male 158
alice and opie sitting in a tree...
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Male 436
I found the flying spaghetti monster in my beans!

Well really it was canned spaghetti.

Also I found the word Jesus in alphabet soup.

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Female 5,139
maddog, you dirty rebel!!
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Female 1,470
lord ok enough with the jesus links.
We get it
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Female 215
lol, i love it.
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Male 291
so when are people gonna start finding The Flying Spaghetti Monster in there beans?
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Male 3,369
"our lord..."

I hate that phrase. No ones my lord!

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Male 38
lol jesus in da beans
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Male 203
Where is he? I can`t see him!
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Male 1,053
lol wut! yeh its cool
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Male 807
I don`t see it.
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Male 320
lol
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Female 128
hahahaha!
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Male 15
I dunoo about you guys, but this pretty much proves he is real now...Whoever owns those beans can just go around churches of the world, proving he has jesus in his very owns hands! Wow.....Imagine all the cool stuff you could do...you could ask the Pope to pray backwards whilst skipping!!! WHOA!!!
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Male 4,004
Leader Beans anyone?
(Simpsons reference for the uneducated)
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Female 850
I just want to go and mess the beans up when those people sleep.
Along with clean the jesus spoon too.
God, people are crazy.
Tell people Chuck Norris is in your coffee, you will get a million dollars.
People are stupid as all hell.
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Male 382
" http://www.instantrimshot.com/ "

I thought it said `instant trim shot`

I was expecting something else :[

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Male 216
you guys know that jesus cries everytime someone claims that they see him in a food item.
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Male 782
I don`t see it.
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Male 37
He Is!
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Female 109
Haha! That picture is full of win. :]
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Male 348
Jesus Jesus the magical fruit...
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Male 60
Could easily have just popped it in the beans and submitted?
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Male 335
I don`t see it ><...
-BBW
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Male 109
well there`s the holy beans in the holy bean grail -_-
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Female 306
Praise the lord, Jesus is telling us to buy all the beans from the supermarket. There`s a bean famine coming!
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Male 3,301
The world will end when Satan eats a can of beans and lets the ensuing fart float up.
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Female 375
lol. i dont see it..hmm. guess i have no imagination =p
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Male 150
Wait. Huh. What?!?! If all of this blew over in a can of beans the world is NOT ending in 2012.
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Male 777
I`ve been staring at that picture for the last few minutes, and (I have to say) he`d look hideous without that beard.
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Male 254
IM LONELY THOUGH!
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Male 2,592
Can I babysit your cat?
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Female 15,763
...Oh wow, that sounds dirty.
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Female 15,763
My cat`s licking my beans! D:
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Male 405
does this mean jesus is a bean?
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Female 4,028
Fine! Leave me hungry!... I don`t care...
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Male 2,592
What can I say, my artistic talent knows no bounds
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Female 5,139
i am going now anyway :-) its time to sleep. buh bye xxx
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Female 4,028
[quote]i aint feeding a dragon.. no wayz![/quote] Why not?! You don`t even have to heat it up!
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Female 5,139
awww tech geek... :-) -pats head- im dead proud LOL

i aint feeding a dragon.. no wayz!

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Female 4,028
[quote] :-( .. sorry?[/quote] I guess I forgive you. If you give me food.
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Male 2,592
MS paint, FTW
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Male 2,592
HA, got it
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Male 649
hells yes that made me smile
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Male 2,592

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Female 5,139
:-( .. sorry?
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Female 4,028
F-ck, you guys are making me hungry now! Jerks.
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Female 5,139
awww dayum :-(
i shall cheer you up :-D

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Male 2,592
damn it, it didn`t take my jpg. And I worked so hard on it in MS Paint for, like, 10 seconds
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Male 2,592
opie,
Carefull, white beans cand be violent
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Female 15,763
Hey, these are pretty good.

But no Jesus. :(

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Female 5,139
i want beans now :-( ... ooh wait.. we might have some
i shall have them for dinner, i had rusks for breakfast :-D
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Male 2,592
Opie, lima beans taste like nothing
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Female 15,763
I don`t know, Alice!

...I guess I`ll just try them.

o-o;

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Female 5,139
tehehehehe he said fart -blushes-

beans beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot (or poot)

hehe poot...

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Male 2,592
I thought it was
"Beans, beans, good for your heart,
the more you eat, the more fart,
the more you fart, the better you feel,
so, eat beans beans for every meal"?
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Female 5,139
white beans...

WHITE BEANS????

.... what is this.. "white beans" you speak of opie?

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Female 15,763
So this made me hungry for beans, and I found some canned white beans in my pantry. Does anyone know if they taste alright? I don`t want to waste food if it`s some crappy food that only tastes good with something else...
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Female 5,139
and maybe shaving an 18 year old dogs butt wouldnt be THAT great a plan?

if you know what i mean...

ontopic ..er.. beans beans the musical fruit... the more you eat.. the more you

have in yout tum tum :-)

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Male 2,592
thinking*
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Male 2,592
I was actually thinky about shaving jesus into my dog`s butt and selling him on ebay, but, he`s 18 and, probably wouldn`t be to fond of moving
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Female 4,028
Ah, so moderators get fancy coloured font now? Sweet.
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Male 3,301
I propose a jesus treasure hunt. If you see jesus in your house, tell us where he is!

I see him in my computer screen right now

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Female 5,139
my dog is growling in hes sleep....

AWwwWwWwWwwWwww


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Female 416
Oh man, a sighting where I can actually tell it`s Jesus O.O

Some one alert the media!!

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Female 254
PHOTOSHOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED
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Female 5,139
omigod the nets is more pervy than...
....
JAIL.

(ive never been to jail)

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Male 3,301
"But, next pic, we definately need some some cleavage."

Yeah, WE WANT TITS!!!

Anyway, I have to say, that is the largest bean I have ever seen!

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Female 5,139
techgeek07 ... i dont understand anything that your saying, ...who are you replying to, me?

i just don`t understand, maybe its me, maybe its cos my brain is teeny weeny, but maybe.. i don`t even know what im on about anymore -leaves-

:-)

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Female 5,139
lol at Alvice.. i WISH my name was that random
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Male 2,592
p.s. The wiki is not bad...
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Female 5,139
:-) i am i am opie...you spotted it .. i fail at life :-D


BUT

i like beans on bread so lifes aaaak!

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Male 2,592
ty for breaking that up. I almost broke out the wikipedia
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Female 2,084
oh gosh.
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Female 15,763
Oh Alivce, you`re trying so hard to be on topic. xD
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Female 5,139
i like beans.. they are nice on brown bread, but... we all know the song :-)
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Female 5,139
omigod im so dumb.

maybe just tired.. but ... wait... what?

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Male 2,796
I don`t see it... facepalm**
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Male 2,592
yea, thought it was worth a try. It`s 2:30 am here....
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Female 5,139
fancy is gonna start hating me soon, if not already i keep turning everything into an open forum.. but.. but.. chat :-(
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Female 5,139
lol...
in the words of me

LOLWUT?

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Male 2,592
poor spelling ftl???
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Female 5,139
o:-) ... cleavage?
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Male 2,592
Alice, btw, new hair looks great. But, next pic, we definately need some some cleavage.
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Female 15,763
I wanna be a mod. :(

...You know, if I`d only have to do it until school started. >_>

And there are a surprising amount of things found, if you google, "Jesus found in".

Go ahead, try it.

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Female 5,139
haha, its cos my bfs pc is a gamers one.. ITS LIKE LIGHTENING MAN!... when im on the laptop im much slower :-D
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Female 5,139
and he gets to delete posts :-(
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Male 2,592
Man, Alice, when your online, your ONLINE. You`ve gotta have the quickest responses I`ve seen.
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Female 471
er, mod. admin? mod? something along those lines. but he gets a fancy colored name.
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Female 5,139
damn it opie.... you beat me to it :-(

IZ NOT SPESHUL LEIK U :-(

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Female 471
its bc primetimekin is an admin, here to keep us crazy kids in line.
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Female 5,139
its because hes a mod :-D along with maddog :-)
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Female 15,763
Dragon: Because he`s a moderator, as well as The Maddog.
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Female 4,028
Gosh, you crazies see Jesus everywhere! I don`t see a thing! You`re all nuts!

(And I know I may have asked this before, but I never did get an answer: Primetimekin, why is your user-name gold?)

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Female 2,026
lmao
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, I love how absurd this link is, and how it has a 4.
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Male 695
That looks more like Che!
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Male 118
Jesus..., Literally

What will he be appearing on next wekk? Stay tuned and Find out!

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Female 5,139
:-D yaaaay!

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Male 7,933
Lady: I found him in my cheetos
Jesus: *headdesk*
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Male 82
lol
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Female 15,763
*bookmarks* I think I love you. o-o
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Female 5,139
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Male 2,592
finally, a real sighting
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Female 5,139
-rimshot-


you did it again!

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Male 285
thank you calibur. I`m glad im not alone in what I see.
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Female 15,763
I try, I try.

Yes, you may kiss my- Oh... nope, don`t have toes.

JEEZUS MADE ME SPESHUL.

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Female 471
lol i was about to go on a rant over why every face has to look like a religious figure but this one, i can see where people might get jesus..
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Male 9,305
LMAO! XD That was clever.
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Male 229
WHAT THE HELL!!! I don`t see any image of jesus, just beans, you crazy cultist freaks!
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Female 5,139
opie everything you say makes me either laugh, or aww

:-D

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Male 1,766
in a can of beans, so thats were his corpse was. well i guess he didn`t go to heaven
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Female 15,763
:O

Is IAB making fun of IAB`s own trend pattern?

...Is that like dividing by zero?

BETTER PUT SOME GOGGLES ON!

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Male 285
I don`t know, it`s kinda hard to tell, but it might be photoshopped.
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Female 5,139
lmao this has made my whooole week!

:-D

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Female 1,545
Hahaha ohhh Jesus. He`s a sneaky one...
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Male 2,619
Link: Jesus Found in a Can of Beans [Rate Link] - Our Lord`s image found in tin of baked beans. He`s everywhere I tells ya.
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