Japanese Beer for Japanese Kids

Submitted by: bigbucksgrim 9 years ago in Weird

It is, essentially, fake beer for kids. And it is awesome. But not nearly as awesome as the commercial.
There are 43 comments:
Female 203
So it`s alcohol free beer? You can get that anywhere!!

Meh...start them young :P

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Female 143
looks yummmy
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Male 30
kodomo no nomino = kid`s drink :) yay high school japanese!!

mmmkay431 - while it is true that alcohol and cigarettes are available from vending machines in Japan, you still need a special card that you have to apply to get, and scan it to make a purchase (so they can verify your age)...i was in japan 1 month ago..soo AWESOME!

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Male 1,140
the kid at he end is like omfg im gunna spit this out its so disgusting and then he says something like mmm
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Female 3
Did U Kno That U Can Actually Buy Beer From Outdoor Vending Machines In Japan...
Makes Me Believe They`d Give Their Kids Real Alcohol
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Female 831
and it tastes like mayonnaise-soaked shrimp?
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Male 6
Reeeeeeepost.
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Male 982
Another reason for why the US sucks completely and utterly.
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Female 738
I bet I can order some on the internet!

Woohoo!

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Male 38
they wnat you to think that it is fake but it really isnt
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Female 1,186
"Looks more like piss to me"

all beer looks like piss

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Male 1,039
They hired Jim Carrey to make this beer.

;)

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Male 1,049
Growth, shandy is completely different. This is brewed like beer, and then is low pressure boiled to get rid of the alcohol. Unfortunately, it also removes most of the flavour and body. We have a similar thing here, but its not marketed to kids, one example is called `Birrel` by the Coopers brewery. Tastes like crap, but it`s better than (American) megaswill.
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Male 34
Uh we already have beer for kids. Its called Root Beer.
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Female 406
Haha, Japanese commercials are the best :)
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Female 15,763
HA!

That`s adorable.

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Male 93
Here in Britain, we have a thing called Lemonade Shandy, which is basically lemonade mixed with a small amount of beer. It doesn`t have enough alcohol to harm children (0.5% vol.) and I think this is probably the same thing.
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Female 1,470
Looks more like piss to me
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Female 13
oh goodness...that`s just what they need isn`t it?? to be encouraged to drink at an early age
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Male 70
repost...well at least this old link loads
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Male 3,296
lol at ninja^^^

only thing that makes beer bearable its the alcohol

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Male 251
New! All the bitter taste of regular beer, NOW without the Alcohol!
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Male 265
I guess that better then teaching them to die in the name of the emperor, they have come a long way
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Male 543
I think this is the time where we tell fancylad that beer was no ordinary beer at his party...

we were on a budget at the time

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Female 88
This stuff tastes nasty. It`s nothing like beer at all.
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Male 1,766
Lets hope they go the rought of the Irish.
http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/30...
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Male 516
You know... Whe have some fake beer for kids over here in Germany too... It´s called "Malzbier"...
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Male 4,680
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

But would it be legal in the west?

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Male 2,855
and then we could have a new playground for kids! it can be called AAk alcoholic anonymous... for kids!
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Male 776
silly rabbit... beer is for kids!
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Male 1,455
They did it for the lulz.
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Female 254
Kikkoman=soy sauce, yes?
o_o
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Male 281
This sort of reminds me of the best superhero ever.

Kikkoman.

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Male 1,894
thanks. I can`t spell in Japanese very well
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Female 254
@backfat Kanpai, not kompai.

Kanpai=cheers

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Male 3,301
Damn superhuman asians. They`re lives are so much cooler than ours.
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Female 254
I caught the word `cheers!` in there.
o_o
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Male 153
That song those kids were singing was cool! Lalalabudybebemum!Lalalabudybebemum!Lalalabudybebemum!
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Male 11,739
Well rednecks already do that here, only they use the real thing. They give beer to kids, dogs, cats, horses, pigs, any damn thing that will drink it.
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Male 1,894
BBBEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!! Kompai!!
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Male 153
Wish it was like that here.
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Male 335
one word... SHWING! lol that would get soooo much controversy in the U.S.
Thank the Japanese for being laid back!
--BBW
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Male 7
Link: Japanese Beer for Japanese Kids [Rate Link] - It is, essentially, fake beer for kids. And it is awesome. But not nearly as awesome as the commercial.
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