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Date: 07/22/08 12:32 PM

43 Responses to Introducing the T-Rex 5000

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:38 am
    Link: Introducing the T-Rex 5000 - While there`s no nudity or anything like that, watching the demo of the T-Rex 5000 in action is still considered NSFW.
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    if obesity is bad, this will make it worse! for some people thats the only excersise they get
  3. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    D:>
  4. Profile photo of Foreseen
    Foreseen Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Those wacky Japanese are at it again!
  5. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    "if obesity is bad, this will make it worse! for some people thats the only excersise they get"

    LOL!!

  6. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    this is nothing to do with dinosaurs :(
  7. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    hahahahh wow you gotta be hella lazy to need this
  8. Profile photo of chopper13
    chopper13 Male 13-17
    252 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    so its an automatic er "stress" reliever
  9. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    i was like wow a robot dinasour! then i was just uncomfortable. followed by the need to mastrubate.
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    i agree with mcrack50.
    :(
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    "this is nothing to do with dinosaurs :("

    I was also expecting something about dinosaurs

  12. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    That`s a pretty piss-poor handjob.
  13. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    "Finally! I can keep BOTH hands on the magazine! drat yeah!"

    lol

  14. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    ZOMG AN AUTOMATIC STABBING MACHINE!!! :D
  15. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    airsofter1
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    95 Posts Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:46:17 PM
    i was like wow a robot dinasour!

    me 2!!!! but all i see is a fat man getting a belly rub!!!!! :(

  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is just the beginning. There is an entire market of sex machines, not real dolls, not sex toys, but machines. The entire underground market of sex machines has gone unnoticed to many for years. But alas, we will all see the dawn of a new beginning. A mechanically sexy beginning!


    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

  17. Profile photo of mcrack50
    mcrack50 Female 13-17
    156 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    hmm. yes.
    if anything, it should be called jerkoffasarus.
    Not T-Rex.
    boo.
  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    OK WTF is that?
  19. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    should be called a faposaur
  20. Profile photo of NoWater
    NoWater Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    a real t-rex could probably do a better job
  21. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    Too bad his penis doesn`t go above his belly roll. Now he cant use it :/
  22. Profile photo of ydoom
    ydoom Male 18-29
    107 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    o_O
  23. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
  24. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    now we need one for women... hmm.
  25. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    oh yeah. they already have all those dildos.
  26. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    deathxtra: More like *whrrzz-whrrzz-whrrzz-whrrzz*
  27. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    jerkoffasaurus...LOL!!!
  28. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 2:28 pm
    go to something along the lines of dratingmachine.com im not sure if thats a website but im sure without looking it up that ther is a website dedicated to this topic. ive seen a hand full of videos from torrent downloads so they have to come from somewhere.

    for some guys its not enuf to see disgusting girls who will have sex with aniamls if you pay them enuf have sex with equally disgusting men who for the most part probably have larger then average penises as thats the only requirement to be a creepy pornstar so they like to watch guys who are larger then them have sex with girls no one should ever have sex with willingly. some of them want to watch those disgusting girls have sex with a bright orange dildo duct taped to a machine that sounds like its part of a poorly built steam engine.

    now i want to watch porn. im off to look for amateur porn were the girls dont look like they are bored win 2 or 3 11 inch penises are in 2 or 3 of her orifices.

    this will probably get deleted.

  29. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 3:20 pm
    ^U MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. U MUST B STONED
  30. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    Haha, girls have all kinds of devices. Do a google search for "sybian"

    It`s just understandibly creepy when guys have things like that.

    You`re better off just sitting on your hand until it`s numb and pretending it`s someone else.

  31. Profile photo of jaredATTACK
    jaredATTACK Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    DEATHXTRA:
    now we need one for women... hmm.
    ----
    PSH you guys already have vibrators and nipple clinchers. :[
    can`t guys have something tooo?
  32. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    oh its a hand job machine. looked like it was a dildo for fisting imo :/
  33. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:04 pm
    awkward...
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    PS, the woman version:

  35. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Oh...joy...
    a wank-machine.
    Has that man no shame?! He`s just sitting there grinning.
  36. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    "Buy my product! The base has already been under my crotch!"
  37. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    good thing Gaz didn`t find this.
  38. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    ^^^^
    Nice reference
  39. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    This is disgusting! I mean the fact that the rubber fist on that thing was so tiny only perpetuates the small-Asian-schlong stereotype!

    Truly revolting. Wait? what? It was created and manufactured by an Asian company?

    Nevermind... Cool device then! sort of

  40. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    i don`t get it, it didn`t look big enough to actually work, unless it`s just to tap it. It wouldn`t fit in or be able to actually be um... wanked.
  41. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    wow, totally expecting giant metal t rex. But anyways seriously? are people really that lazy that they cant even use their own hands to masturbate? i mean a lot of fat people need that exercise
  42. Profile photo of Francakes
    Francakes Female 18-29
    157 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:01 am
    I really wish only logged in members who are over the age of 18 could see this type of post that have to do with such obvious sexual content. I know for a fact kids under the age of 12 look at this site, which makes posts like these uncool. Okay, that`s my two cents.
  43. Profile photo of Infest0125
    Infest0125 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Follosal Faptor!

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