Introducing the T-Rex 5000

Submitted by: littlemissqt 9 years ago in Weird
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=17954

While there"s no nudity or anything like that, watching the demo of the T-Rex 5000 in action is still considered NSFW.
There are 43 comments:
Male 9
Follosal Faptor!
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Female 157
I really wish only logged in members who are over the age of 18 could see this type of post that have to do with such obvious sexual content. I know for a fact kids under the age of 12 look at this site, which makes posts like these uncool. Okay, that`s my two cents.
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Male 473
wow, totally expecting giant metal t rex. But anyways seriously? are people really that lazy that they cant even use their own hands to masturbate? i mean a lot of fat people need that exercise
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Male 394
i don`t get it, it didn`t look big enough to actually work, unless it`s just to tap it. It wouldn`t fit in or be able to actually be um... wanked.
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Male 247
This is disgusting! I mean the fact that the rubber fist on that thing was so tiny only perpetuates the small-Asian-schlong stereotype!

Truly revolting. Wait? what? It was created and manufactured by an Asian company?

Nevermind... Cool device then! sort of

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Male 7,933
^^^^
Nice reference
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Male 404
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Male 1,029
"Buy my product! The base has already been under my crotch!"
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Female 532
Oh...joy...
a wank-machine.
Has that man no shame?! He`s just sitting there grinning.
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Female 15,763
PS, the woman version:

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Female 675
awkward...
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Female 4,197
oh its a hand job machine. looked like it was a dildo for fisting imo :/
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Male 39
DEATHXTRA:
now we need one for women... hmm.
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PSH you guys already have vibrators and nipple clinchers. :[
can`t guys have something tooo?
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Male 445
Haha, girls have all kinds of devices. Do a google search for "sybian"

It`s just understandibly creepy when guys have things like that.

You`re better off just sitting on your hand until it`s numb and pretending it`s someone else.

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Male 2,781
^U MADE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. U MUST B STONED
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Male 1,142
go to something along the lines of dratingmachine.com im not sure if thats a website but im sure without looking it up that ther is a website dedicated to this topic. ive seen a hand full of videos from torrent downloads so they have to come from somewhere.

for some guys its not enuf to see disgusting girls who will have sex with aniamls if you pay them enuf have sex with equally disgusting men who for the most part probably have larger then average penises as thats the only requirement to be a creepy pornstar so they like to watch guys who are larger then them have sex with girls no one should ever have sex with willingly. some of them want to watch those disgusting girls have sex with a bright orange dildo duct taped to a machine that sounds like its part of a poorly built steam engine.

now i want to watch porn. im off to look for amateur porn were the girls dont look like they are bored win 2 or 3 11 inch penises are in 2 or 3 of her orifices.

this will probably get deleted.

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Male 528
jerkoffasaurus...LOL!!!
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Male 5,094
deathxtra: More like *whrrzz-whrrzz-whrrzz-whrrzz*
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Male 2,788
oh yeah. they already have all those dildos.
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Male 2,788
now we need one for women... hmm.
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Male 2,788
*fap fap fap fap fap fap*
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Male 106
o_O
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Female 307
Too bad his penis doesn`t go above his belly roll. Now he cant use it :/
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Male 79
a real t-rex could probably do a better job
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Male 1,011
should be called a faposaur
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Male 11,739
OK WTF is that?
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Female 156
hmm. yes.
if anything, it should be called jerkoffasarus.
Not T-Rex.
boo.
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Female 15,763
Ladies and gentlemen, this is just the beginning. There is an entire market of sex machines, not real dolls, not sex toys, but machines. The entire underground market of sex machines has gone unnoticed to many for years. But alas, we will all see the dawn of a new beginning. A mechanically sexy beginning!


MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Male 4,393
airsofter1
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
95 Posts Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:46:17 PM
i was like wow a robot dinasour!

me 2!!!! but all i see is a fat man getting a belly rub!!!!! :(

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Male 83
"Finally! I can keep BOTH hands on the magazine! drat yeah!"

lol

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Male 2,395
ZOMG AN AUTOMATIC STABBING MACHINE!!! :D
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Male 3,301
That`s a pretty piss-poor handjob.
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Male 7,933
"this is nothing to do with dinosaurs :("

I was also expecting something about dinosaurs

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Female 1,287
i agree with mcrack50.
:(
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Male 1,089
i was like wow a robot dinasour! then i was just uncomfortable. followed by the need to mastrubate.
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Male 251
so its an automatic er "stress" reliever
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Female 943
hahahahh wow you gotta be hella lazy to need this
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Female 156
this is nothing to do with dinosaurs :(
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Female 406
"if obesity is bad, this will make it worse! for some people thats the only excersise they get"

LOL!!

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Male 34
Those wacky Japanese are at it again!
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Female 460
D:>
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Male 776
if obesity is bad, this will make it worse! for some people thats the only excersise they get
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Female 1,596
Link: Introducing the T-Rex 5000 [Rate Link] - While there`s no nudity or anything like that, watching the demo of the T-Rex 5000 in action is still considered NSFW.
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