I`m Not Here To Make Friends

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=17678

Whether you love reality TV or hate it, you gotta admire the guy who put this brilliant compilation together.
There are 45 comments:
Male 612
i hate the top model shows...they are all bitchy anorexic poopys.....notice that 75% of them are female?!??!...just pointing it out
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Male 2,422
The next person who suggests an idea for a reality TV show should be force fed to bonobos. And anyone who watches a reality TV show should be executed.
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Male 2,395
I`m not here to make fiends!!!!
I came here to make friends.
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Female 4,028
You all can f-ck off! I`m not here to make friends.

Ha, seriously, cliche of the shows. I think that line is used as an excuse to be bitchy.

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Male 1,083
But.... I`m here to make friends :(


Anybody want to be my friend? :P

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Male 1,365
Reality show writers who set these scenes up go for what the viewers expect, this is all scripted and outlined. Actors first.cooks chefs,dancers models and whores second.
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Male 2,781
KUMBAYAH!!! LOLZ
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Male 772
If I ever get picked to be on a show like that, I will literally go on and say "I`m not here to win, I`m here to make friends"
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Female 1,212
Reality tv isn`t reality at all. Stupid tv reps.
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Male 1,228
I`m not here to make friends.

I CAME TO SEE FIRST-HAND THE BARBARIANS, THOSE NEAR-LEGENDARY, IMMENSE, RELENTLESS, DUAL-WIELDING FURIES OF COMBAT DWELLING UPON THEIR SACRED MOUNT ARREAT. INSTEAD, I STAND HERE LOOKING AT A MOUNTAIN THAT HAS BECOME TORN ASUNDER BY SOME EXTRAORDINARY FORCE. THE SIGHT, I MUST CONFESS, IS INCOMPREHENSABLE. YET WHAT I SEE BEFORE ME CANNOT BE DENIED....

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Female 119
that was stupid
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Female 1,142
And you know they`re just saying that because they haven`t made any friends and everyone hates them. :/
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Male 285
Pardon me for being a broken record but...

"This is not America`s Next Top Best Friend!"

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Male 31
I`m curious as to how long it took to make that damn video
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Male 11,740
I`m not here to listen to the same overused line repeated for 3 minutes. bleh
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Male 9,306
"She`s like WAHT WAHT WAHT WAHT!" XD

In any case, you know that making allies is always better than making enemies. Besides, you`re much less a douche that way.

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Male 1,584
oh poo now watch some punk ass prick in hollywood make my idea into an actuall show and make millions because if the millions of americans retarded enough to watch any poo you show them
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Male 1,584
haha reality tv is all basically the same...
wait i got it!
Americas Next Top Reality Show!
contestants are forced to live in a house full of people with conflicting believes and morals and they all have to fight to have their idea made into a reality show!
huh? huh?
they`ll make millions!
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Male 264
Brilliant!
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Female 321
lol @ zekumi
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Female 80
I didn`t come to I-A-B to makes friends. I came to not be bored and for the love of dumb humans.
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Male 505
This is not America`s Next Top......Best Friend!
Definitely just skipped and found that. apparently the best line of the bunch
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Female 432
America`s Next Top Model is probably the biggest offender.
I stopped watching it once I realized Tyra Banks is batpoo crazy.

It`d be great if at the very end there was a clip of someone saying "yeah, I`m here to make friends." Of course, everyone on reality tv is a cliche, so it would never happen.

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Female 1,186
"I sometimes say that during class to spice things up."

xD i should try that
and giggle at all the weird faces i get

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Male 817
Yeah, that`s kind of interesting (I suppose), but has anybody thought about the fella who made that video? I mean, the guy had to have watched a hell of a lot of "reality television" in order to find that crap. What a lonely existence he must lead.
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Male 14,332
No more reality garbage please Hollywood pay script writers and actors again.. although that made alot of garbage I thought it couldnt get worse I was wrong.
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Female 400
I`m not here to make friends.
I`m here to make love.


XD

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Female 2,289
I`m not here to make friends.
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Male 609
i`m not here to make friends

*secretly crys alone

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Male 436
"I don`t want to be a cliche or anything"

TOO LATE, LADY

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Female 447
"This is not America`s Next Top Best Friend"
I loved that season.
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Male 650

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Male 480
Is it like when someone says "I`m not racist, but..." or "I`m not bitching, but..." and then prove that they are those things by their very next statement.
Maybe these people who are "not in it to make friends" are actually very desparate to make new friends.
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Male 4,012
^ That might just work.

Contestants hook up with each other, then declare friendship to someone else. Person with no friends get voted off.

Sounds like survivor + big brother now that I think about it...

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Male 552
"I think they should just make a reality show where you make friends. =D:

lmao I don;t know why I found that so funny.

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Female 74
I think they should just make a reality show where you make friends. =D
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Male 51
i never knew how over used that phrase was [email protected] thats alot
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Female 761
"I`m just here to make friends, I mean, yeah, winning would be nice, but it`s the trip that matters, not the destination."

I`d say that if I wanted to be obnoxious and get kicked off a reality show.

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Male 313
first of all, F is for Friends.
second
T.V. blows hard.
seriously.
Especially absurd "reality" tv shows.
ugh
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Male 4,012
Oh and best line ever:

"this is not America`s Next Top Best Friend!"

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Male 4,012
Welcome the new cliche.
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Male 788
Im not here to make me bored after the first 10 seconds when I fianlly realise that all the compilationg is tht. But yes I`m not here to make friends, because most people that wanna talk to me on IAB are probably 49 year old men named Daisy or soemthing. hahahaha
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Male 432
I sometimes say that during class to spice things up.

that and Pow! Right in the kissa!

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Male 229
Rofl, nice!!
Quite the overused line.
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Male 20,153
Link: I`m Not Here To Make Friends [Rate Link] - Whether you love reality TV or hate it, you gotta admire the guy who put this brilliant compilation together.
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