Humanzee Trailer : This One Can`t Come Too Soon

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James Gunn directs this sitcom about his human-chimp hybrid son: Humanzee. He"s creepy looking, but he"s totally cool.
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Female 4,225
Xuter- You mean David?

I think it
`s interesting that Crichton decided to call him that...very interested.

I imagined Dave as like a..blonde haired kid with blonde hair all over

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Male 154
I remember reading about this in Next by: Michael Crichton. I imagined him to be a bit cuter. (like someone from planet of the apes but cuter.)
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Female 532
There`s no way I`d pay for a humanzee to be shipped from Slovakia...think of the postage costs!

I`ll just tape some hair to my sibling and f*ck up his voicebox.

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Female 5,139
he looks like a burns victim! D:
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Female 4,225
^He better live up to it
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Male 3,369
opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:57:23 PM
Ooh, what kind of features, Maddog?
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Fancy is adding a 2 girls, 1 cup section!


And if you belive that you`ll belive anything!
this is not offical but he did say in another thread Forums, chat, voting system and some other stuff...all good but dont hold your breath!

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Male 3,369
If you want to read about Oliver

Everything you want to know about Oliver

Or..yes, he`s still alive (as of april 2008) and living at Primarily Primates in the State of Texas with his mate Raisin!

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Female 28
This humanzee kind of reminded me of Sloth from the Goonies. Except more symmetrical and bloodthirsty.

Also, Oliver is reportedly still alive:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_(chi...

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opiebreath
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:57:23 PM
Ooh, what kind of features, Maddog?
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New ones.

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Female 15,763
Ooh, what kind of features, Maddog?
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Male 473
... But what happened to oliver? is he still alive? and where?
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reidcook1000
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:39:35 PM
ok fancylad please do something about the drating picture crisis. first alice_x, then maddogg, now ddude28. HELP US!!
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Its in hand. The site is having new features added and there mayby glitches for the next week or so!
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Male 358
FAIL
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opiebreath
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:27:26 PM
There was a controversy a while ago over a "real" humanzee (named Oliver). It was a chimp that had less hair than normal and preferred to walk upright. People were convinced that it was a real species hybrid.
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There is still some controversy over Oliver. whilst it was proven he`s not a hybrid, they are still unsure if he was a mutant chimp or part of a previously unseen species of monkey.
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Male 776
ugh... that thing was nasty.

although i like the way it dresses

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Male 381
ok fancylad please do something about the drating picture crisis. first alice_x, then maddogg, now ddude28. HELP US!!!
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Male 473
eww. thats creepy. What happened to oliver?
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Female 15,763
There was a controversy a while ago over a "real" humanzee (named Oliver). It was a chimp that had less hair than normal and preferred to walk upright. People were convinced that it was a real species hybrid.
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Male 473
hah that things weird!@

kinda reminded me of fancylad

jk, jk

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Female 124
ergghh creepy looking thing... looks more rat like than chimp like.. the part where he bites the neck of the chick n rips out a piece jz reminds me of a resident evil thing.... lol
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Male 63
Link: Humanzee Trailer : This One Can`t Come Too Soon [Rate Link] - James Gunn directs this sitcom about his human-chimp hybrid son: Humanzee. He`s creepy looking, but he`s totally cool.
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