How To Tell People They Sound Racist

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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You gotta use some strategery.
There are 71 comments:
Female 251
I think stereotypical jokes are funny. As long as the person isn`t serious about the comment and only mean it as a harmless joke, people should be able to say whatever they want.
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Female 224
i think you are a racist.
now i want some watermellon
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Female 744
Does this guy ever breathe? @[email protected]
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Male 106
Wow. You`re in deep trouble.
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Female 178
I found him really annoying. Society has become so uptight and obsessed with being politically correct. If watermelon jokes are "bad"...then I don`t wanna be right! Lighten up, seriously!
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Male 426
racism isnt bad, as long as youre, you know, upbeat about it...

geez...

i dont remember who said it, but on the TV special History of the Joke, one comedian said racism is an important part in comedy, along with all other prejudice...it happens...

because i say that that kid jarell likes red kool-aid, does not mean that i am an evil person...its just funny...

there was a guy named jarell in a class of mine who was asked his favorite flavor of kool-aid...he replied red...

so yeah, due to experiences in life, some things may seem racist, but are based on life experience...

bam...

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Male 610
"i dont care about who you are,i care about what you did"
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Male 551
brain explodes
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Male 4,867
im only marginally racist to my friends who i know can take it as a joke, id never take it too far and start talking bout watermelons
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Female 1,186
whoa, got me SO confused
and i came to watch this video for answers!
though, now that i saw the entire thing, he seems to be a very intelligent individual
and now i`ll PRETEND like i understood his whole vid because it SOUNDS like he has reallii valid points
but seriously
i think he`s right x)
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Male 5,620
f you learn the word racist, you are a racist.
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Female 9
i`m racist.. it`s actually pretty easy to deal with.
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Male 612
i think this guy just likes to hear his own voice.

and his comment about the watermelon was racist.

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Male 44
i just straight out tell em "damn, you racist"
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Male 603
That guy reminds me of Joe Rogan.
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Female 161
that was good and its true his voice is relaxing
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Male 373
This guy usually takes the brilliant ideas that almost everyone has, and articulates them well, something no one can ever do.

I`ve only seen a few of his videos, but I definitely wouldn`t want to argue anything with him.

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Male 189
yay jay smooth rocks. Wtf is a ill doctrine vid doing on IAB anyways? :\
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Female 4,225
This was confusing

Alrighty then, then saying someone has black or brown hair or eyes, or white or red, is being racist then.

DAMN YOU PC!

PC iss evil and only divides

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Male 11,739
He is 100% correct. Well put and it all makes sense.
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Female 406
Kudos to this guy for making a statement...

But I really didn`t find it interesting or entertaining. *shrug*

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Male 563
*4 stars* This guy is brilliant, he says it well, says it right, and he made sense of it too.

Also, on another note, he`s completely good looking and his voice is hot.

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Male 19
is he black?
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Male 35
What an idiot...no I am the idiot for watching most all of that `racist` video!
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Male 1,894
racism stole my wallet
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Male 239
well done
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Female 263
p.s I have no probalem with them as long as they arnt doll bludgeing pricks they beat you up on the way home from the pub
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Female 263
wow thats deep. Everyone needs to be TREATED equal to be equal. In Aussie Aboriginals get payouts for being dark. They are aloud to put job that specifye aboriginals in the paper, they have their own meetings. Is that equal? I DONT THIK SO! We need to be one. The goverment treats us as 2 seperate groups! Then we will act as 2 sepertate groups.
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Female 5,139
there are so many posts lately that are causing "discussion" on racism and creationism vs evolution... is someone down at the IAB office bored lately ? lol.... we didnt start the fire (8) }-)
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Male 807
I hate his voice.
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Male 2,372
Cracker!
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Male 181
He`s simply referring to ad hominem arguments. Actual argumentation is based on a conclusion supported be premises which are objective rather than subjective.

By saying, "that SOUNDED racist," you are identifying your conclusion: What you said was racist; and your premise(s) because of X, Y, Z.

An ad hominem attacks the character of the person rather than the argument itself.

EG:

Person 1: I don`t know why so many people complain about the weather.
Person 2: The climate in Alaska is inhospitable to those from warmer countries, such as myself.
Person 1: You just find it cold because you`re a pussy.

Person 2 cites a premise to fit the conclusion. Person 1 uses an ad hominem.

At least that was my take on this vid.

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Female 64
That`s a smart man. good points.
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Male 650
It`s always about black people isn`t it?

What about all the other races, you self-centered (goes into vulgar rant)

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Female 375
interesting
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Male 4,546
Shelerella: It`s not about being PC.

He`s saying "This works" and "This doesn`t".

Not "You should do this because it`s more polite".

(For example, by telling you that, there`s a chance that you`ll actually go "oh, I see". Where as if I just replyed with "You`re an idiot", chances are, no matter how wrong you`ve got it, you`ll stick by what you said to the death. It`s not about being nice.)

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Male 181
I would like to apologize to anyone I offend with this apology.
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Male 17,511
You are what you do and say.
Having said that, There are exceptions.
If someone makes an innocent mistake or says
something stupid when they are drunk, That doesn`t mean you`ve nailed down who they are.
But, Nowadays its all about the "Gotcha!".
We got you now so you must suffer for it!
Thats not the right way to be about it at all.
Learn to "Turn the other cheek" and ignore it man.
After all isn`t it really about the "Content of
their character" ? You can think anyone is bad,
It doesn`t make it the truth.
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Male 1,766
everyone has racial judgements get over it
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Female 298
Wow, well said.
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Male 473
wow idiotfilter. wow
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Female 1,589
I see the light...
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Male 1,825
techgeek, its called a chastity belt
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Male 2,592
damn, anyone have a black hole remover?
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Male 83
What the hell race was that guy?
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Male 4,393

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Male 815
wow... that was concise but actually very well done, interesting, and relevant...

schwing

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Male 7,933
"So now we have to be PC about being PC? When will the madness end?!?"

I guess drat you I am a racist! hater just doesn`t work anymore

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Male 3,915
i thought you were saying racist bastard was because the first thing you notice in the picture was the BIG BLACK DOT hogging the pictures beauty....but that would be thinking WAY to into it...you just were word associating....lmao
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Male 1,825
i absolutely agree
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Male 155
ahahaha black hole nice one
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Female 160
So now we have to be PC about being PC? When will the madness end?!?
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Male 404
lolz that would be a "what they are" picture...
errr if that makes sense.
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Female 649
oh gotcha ;) thanks for the clarification, guys!
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Male 7,933
Who are you calling a black hole?
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Male 541
@risingflamez it isn`t i just heard racist and sought a picture of a black hole. its like word associations or something.

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Beat me by one second ^^

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Male 541
"why is that picture relevant...?"

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It`s a black hole; there was a post a week or so ago that said that the word "black hole" was racist.

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Male 404
@risingflamez it isn`t i just heard racist and sought a picture of a black hole. its like word associations or something.
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Male 905
he was trying to sound black. xD
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Female 250
some good points
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Male 215
good analogy at the end about pickpocketing
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Male 598
he speaks way too fast
lol
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Female 15,763
Wow, his points are amazing, and his voice actually kept me paying attention.


...Weird. o_O

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Male 436
Whoa man, agreed. That`s crazy deep about it but sounds rather effective.
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Male 7,933
blame it on hip-hop... lol
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Female 649
why is that picture relevant...?

and hah. it makes sense..

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Male 285
mooogandi wins, and he beat me to the joke.
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Female 767
That was awesome.
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Female 458
This is hilarious. Total thumbs up.
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Male 404
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Male 20,899
Link: How To Tell People They Sound Racist [Rate Link] - You gotta use some strategery.
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