How To Hide An Unwanted Erection

Submitted by: Riddell 8 years ago Misc

Learn to tame your trouser snake.
There are 49 comments:
Female 375
lol. funny video. i dont really have to worry about that though =]
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Male 486
haha flaunt it ftw lolz relatively good tips i have my own tips to and some of them are on ther haha for you scrubs fans.....

great aunt judys arm flab

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Female 54
tuffghost: lol hes a little less subtle about it. he just reaches down his pants, grabs it, and tucks. im always tellin him, just let it hang out, be proud of your huge wiener, be glad you can get it up
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Male 528
Awesome comment by the original poster.
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Female 90
"Big, fat throbbing penis". REAL classy.
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Male 294
but mines a dragon, a godsword )):
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Female 744
^an*
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Female 744
Never hide and erection! they are to be displayed proudly!
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Male 31
wcclark: No women I have met would take a random guys boner as a compliment. I also beleive the "giggle" is a negative giggle.
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Male 371
emmajean: your bf and i have that in common (along with, i`m sure, many other guys) it works better than anything else in this video. i`m surprised that both this, and the previous post with the same subject matter, dont talk about the "waistband flip", which, with much practice, can be done through your pocket.

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Male 731
Note that I`m not claiming bigness in my former post. It`s just that so many men are too ashamed in it to the point that none of the ladies seem to know what the hell it is. As long as you don`t scream out "I have a raging HARD ON!", the ladies don`t mind. Some even giggle and take it as a compliment. Just don`t wave it in her face, yeah?

I`m sadly a little below average length. :(

Of course, he`s still got enough oomph to tent them shorts though!

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Male 121
hmm.....i think i already knew these ...seems kinda strange when ur tryin to talk to a female and that happens.....kinda creeps them out..
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Male 2,720
Mine is only 3 inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!
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Male 1,404
That or you could just be a man. It`s not not like that little hottie never seen a man stick before. 8-)
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Male 221
I`m sorry officer. I wasn`t trying to cause a disturbance I just needed a place to stack my doughnuts...
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Male 320
Lol, I`ve never heard so many sexual innuendoes in one video before, some of those techniques i already now (and use)
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Female 54
my bf just points his wiener up so he can tuck it under his waistband, and when everythings back to normal he just adjusts himself
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Male 1,788
I had to figure out all those tips by myself when I was in middle school, without the help of the internet.
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Male 14
girl in the video was rather hot too
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Male 205
"Odd, I`ve always been proud of it. The ladies who notice it are always very pleased with it as well."

*rolls eyes at sad internet using teenagers who try to make out that they`re big online*

I thought this was good, loved the euphemisms

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Male 848
This should be a requirement in Health classes.
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Male 436
Erections are ALWAYS useful! Never hide them! I use mine to rule lines with pen and paper, to hold my hat, to gesticulate when I have full hands and last but not least, for the wonderful act of scratching my inner thigh.
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Male 731
Odd, I`ve always been proud of it. The ladies who notice it are always very pleased with it as well.
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Male 4,012
Haha @ the euphimisms.

Oh btw, tight underwear - bad for sperm count. Especially if it`s hot outside.

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Female 1,984
sham stick...?
jolly pink giant?

Wha- da?

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Male 1,557
Flaunt it! lol
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Male 407
I lol`d uncontrollably at excalibur
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Male 172
lol innocent images become erotic.

going full out in public eh? ;-)

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Male 31
lol I never knew dealing with a bone was so complicated. I mean, I guess not catching an erection is out of the question.
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Male 1,825
my trouser schnauser cannot be stopped
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Female 471
oh man.. this website this vid came from is awesome. everything is on there.

http://www.videojug.com/

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Male 10,440
I love it! Of course I knew all those tips, but seeing them said back to me makes me relate. Ahh. Great vid videojug.
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Male 74
I just said all the euphemisms in order
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Male 74
Erection, 21st Digit, Mr. Happy, Junk, Tiger, Things, Bulge, Little Clown, Big Top, Little Body Builder, Shame Stick, Little Man, Rebel With A Cause, Old Jame Dean, Jolly Pink Giant, Incriminating Ding-a-ling, He-Ham, Flesh Flute, Love Lance, It, Arder, Trouser Snake, Love Gun, Excalibur, Big Fat Throbbing Penis.
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Male 68
I guess i was wrong im sorry! B-|
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Male 1,109
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Male 258
or, flaunt it.
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Male 86
Thank God I have a detachable penis!
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Female 264
Excalibur is back in its scabbard!
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Female 118
You mean that`s not rolls of quarters in their pockets?

<=o

I`ve been had!

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Female 2,289
Thank god I`m a girl
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Male 130
so we`re learning the art of concealment...for our genitals...

now someone needs to create a theme song for "ninja penis"

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Male 464
This has been on here before, I remember watching it the first time.
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Male 384
:D Some would want an erection while others want to hide it.

juggalomoney: Don`t judge without watching. There was a vid on the same topic before but it wasn`t this one, so bad attempt at first.

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Male 222
It`s not my fault that I have a hot, female teacher!
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Male 273
Lmao, using euphemisms for erect members throughout the video, then, "big, fat, throbbing penis" at the very end. That was great!
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Male 509
Everything they said makes the guy in the video look so unnatural and uncomfortable =\
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Male 68
I belive this was posted befor
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Male 239
Link: How To Hide An Unwanted Erection [Rate Link] - Learn to tame your trouser snake.
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