How to Eat an Oreo Cookie

Submitted by: Sathon 8 years ago Weird

From the guy who taught you how to make iced tea, and who has surely killed at least one human. Iced tea link in forum.
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Male 358
* stoic
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Male 358


Ben stein has a sociopathic brother

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Male 358
DO NOT RUPTURE THE COOKIE BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU RUPTURE THE COOKIE

sure.....0.o

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Male 191
Don`t....tell me.....how...to eat...an oreo cookie...you BASTARD.

Damn that guy creeps me out.

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Male 26
amazing how much boring stuff one can find on i am bored
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Male 315
Check out his his Youtube profile (suttsteve). After you watch about a zillion of his videos (he makes a new one ever two or three days), you really get desensitized to his weirdness. Honestly, this video seemed completely normal the first time I watched it.
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Male 658
I believe this man collects human ears. And the rest of said humans in a separate freezer.
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Female 100
anyone who smacks their lips and chews like a friggin cow should not ever be on camera. ever. my ears flinch now expecting more abuse.
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Female 1,186
can anyone say "no life"?
i can`t stand to watch any more of this

"I think he has sweat on his forehead, so he must accually think its like a bomb or something..."

xD

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Female 2,695
in the rare occasion that i do eat an oreo, i eat it whole. so drat you.
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Male 227
what really scares me, I watch alot of the shows this guy does (I went to his utube profile)
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Female 173
/\ hi newb.

okay , so i think i just crackedd the case wide open! in the begining the vid, its all like `how to diffuse an oreo cookie` because...
ITS A CONSPIRACY! TERRORISTS ARE IMPLANTING BOMBS INTO OUR CHILDREN`S UNHEALTHY SNACK FOODS!! HENCE THE RECENT HEALTH FOOD CRAZE IN AMERICA THAT HAS BEEN IMPLANTED BY THE GOVERNMENT! SO BY EATING AN OREO AS INSTRUCTED IN THIS VIDEO, WE WILL BE KEEPINNG AMERICA INTACT! YOU WEREN`T CLEVER ENOUGH, TERRORISTS!

-this has been a public service announcement-

my my, look what sugary breakfast cereal does to me x]

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Male 30
"do not....rupture the cookie...bad things can happen if you break the cookie..."

haha..that cracked me up..
btw..im new..so hello to all the i-a-bers..
ive been going on iab for a long time but this is my first ever comment! yay.

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Male 31
"Brought to you by the United States Cookie Force" :D
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Male 315
I can`t say I`ve ever felt bad for a cookie before... but, now, everything has changed.
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Female 57
Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys called and asked for his glasses back...
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Female 2,084
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,725
AHHHHHHH
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Female 139
his nails were disgustingly long
and the voice creeped me out too but the eyes also were pretty intense
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Male 1,556
Oh god, I have eaten an oreo whole! :()
Im dead as it is.
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Female 173
WHAT ON EARTH WOULD INTERFERE BETWEEN A PERSON & THEIR COOKIE?! >xO
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Male 3,619
`Do NOT rupture the cookie... IF you rupture the cookie... bad things will happend`


roflmao, is this guy serius?

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Female 156
he was creeeepy... just the look in his eyes scared me
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Female 54
the guys voice is really annoying and creepy
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Female 32
CREEPY ... either OCD or an instructional series for captives. step one obtain oreos... step 2 grasp the unopened package... step 3 shove the entire contents firmly into your anus ... making sure not to break a single cookie ... or bad things happen
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Male 9,306
I can`t watch it, he`s just way too creepy. *goes and hides*
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Female 850
Is it me, or was he gettin sexual pleasure out of that oreo. :-(
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Female 1,516
The speeded up licking was the worst. I almost had to look away. Also... "Bad things will happen if you rupture the cookie"... like what? He`ll come to my house and kill me in my sleep?
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Male 3,431
Replace the word "Oreo" with "Human Head" and decipher the Video`s True Meaning.
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Male 1,228
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Male 1,228
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Male 1,228
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Male 1,228
an oreou, cewkie?
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Male 1,228
you`re eating..
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Male 1,228
So I heard..
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Female 89
creepy as usual
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Female 31
i do believe he lives with his mother and it was "cookie hour" with her while watching the price is right
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Female 122
i find it mor boring then creepy... and like the iced tea one i stopped watchin about a third through.. omnom cookie
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Female 22
/scared.
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Female 2,258
The moistness of his lips and the cookie crumbs on his chin made me gag.
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Male 4,867
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Male 10
MILK! you dip the f*cking oreo in f*cing milk. THAT`s how you eat an oreo.
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Female 170
Oh my days I was about to jump through the screen and punch this guys lights out.

He irritated me so much I think my head was going to explode!!

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Male 1,114
FANCYLAD HAS A NEW DP

And I love it...

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Male 90
Dad?
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Female 2,220
Just...

hahahahahaahaha

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Female 1,071
Do NOT... rupture... the cookie...


=O

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Male 38
do not.....rupture....the cookie. bad things will happen.....if.....you....rupture......the cookie.

That is slightly disurbing. I hope it`s real. Just to know that there are some phycopaths in this world...

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Male 36
Wow. Firstly, I would not describe the middle of an Oreo as fluffy. It`s creamy. Secondly, why does he put a time limit on how long you have to eat the middle. What would happen after two minutes?

Also the man eats his Oreo without milk. I think thats the scariest thing of all.

Do bad things happen if you prefer to dunk?

So many questions!!

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Male 772
Dont knwo why, but this seriously made me laugh for the first time in a while on IAB.
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Male 152
@readytofall

I would assume, naturally, that`s why he killed his victims

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Male 117
okay.. that guy really is going to give me nightmares..
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Male 181
Yeah, replace "cookie" with "abdomen of your victim" in this video, and his demeanor makes a lot more sense. I`m not creeped out easily. This guy did the job with ease.
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Male 10
DO NOT RUPTURE THE COOKIE! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU RUPTURE THE COOKIE
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Female 2,289
I think my head almost exploded.
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Male 799
lol readytofall, i was thinking the same thing.
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Female 342
pfft...no one tells me how to eat an Oreo.
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Male 422
Also I have to remember all that for when im seeing someone eating oreos...

"Bad things could happen if you rupture the cookie!"

"Yah, right..." *breaks cookie*

"What the hell did I just say?" *pulls out gun*

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Male 954
He`s a homicidal maniac gone Martha Stewart, I wonder if he has money to launder.
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Male 422
I think he has sweat on his forehead, so he must accually think its like a bomb or something...
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Female 493
Holy crap! He looks exactly like the teacher of my health class in elementary school!

Weeeird!

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Male 838
Ok, am I any less of a man when I say that this guy is truly one of the scariest individuals I`ve ever seen? It`s somewhat akin to meeting Christopher Walken in a dark alley. You see this guy in a semi-spooky area, you simply have to assume that you`re about to die.
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Female 471
Haha! Steve Sutt is awesome! XD
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Male 516
BAD things can happen if you break the cookie... xD
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Male 516
hehehe i love this guy... Creepy bastard....
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Female 1,008
Da drat? This is by the same guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LbUMo2z...

*whips out a knife* "Now it`s time to gut the neighbors. I like guts...

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Female 1,008
What`s up with that eye? Double creepy.
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Male 54
Creepiest...guy...EVAR
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Male 28
What species of primate doesn`t blink? oh yeah, this guy.
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Male 3,819
Just kidding. Sexy guy though.
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Male 3,819
THAT GUY`S MY NEIGHBOR
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Male 5,970
Why does this calm me down....O.o
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Male 815
and there was something alarming in the way that he ended on, "goodnight"... haha
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Male 815
wow... sucha creeper... ha i can`t wait till his next installment, "how to dismember a human body"
i mean really... i don`t even know if this guy is for real, like that just seems way too over done... man i hope he`s not bein` serious ha
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Female 694
...Does he have a lazy eye? Interesting... still a little creepy but.. interesting.
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Female 1,095
I hate that guy so much, he gives me a creepy feeling in my upper arms. And now......I want an.....Oreo cookie.
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Female 460
That was funny.

`And.....if all goes well..You will have successfully...eaten.. the Oreo cookie.`

The only creepy part is that he pauses after about every fourth word.

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Female 306
O.O This guy creeps me out.
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Male 19,879
Here`s how the same sociopath makes iced tea.
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Male 248
Link: How to Eat an Oreo Cookie [Rate Link] - From the guy who taught you how to make iced tea, and who has surely killed at least one human. Iced tea link in forum.
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