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Date: 07/04/08 10:13 PM

82 Responses to How to Eat an Oreo Cookie

  1. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Link: How to Eat an Oreo Cookie - From the guy who taught you how to make iced tea, and who has surely killed at least one human. Iced tea link in forum.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Here`s how the same sociopath makes iced tea.
  3. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    O.O This guy creeps me out.
  4. Profile photo of jenneh
    jenneh Female 13-17
    460 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    That was funny.

    `And.....if all goes well..You will have successfully...eaten.. the Oreo cookie.`

    The only creepy part is that he pauses after about every fourth word.

  5. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    I hate that guy so much, he gives me a creepy feeling in my upper arms. And now......I want an.....Oreo cookie.
  6. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    ...Does he have a lazy eye? Interesting... still a little creepy but.. interesting.
  7. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:24 pm
    wow... sucha creeper... ha i can`t wait till his next installment, "how to dismember a human body"
    i mean really... i don`t even know if this guy is for real, like that just seems way too over done... man i hope he`s not bein` serious ha
  8. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    and there was something alarming in the way that he ended on, "goodnight"... haha
  9. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    Why does this calm me down....O.o
  10. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    THAT GUY`S MY NEIGHBOR
  11. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    Just kidding. Sexy guy though.
  12. Profile photo of andyo1616
    andyo1616 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    What species of primate doesn`t blink? oh yeah, this guy.
  13. Profile photo of rockleeowns
    rockleeowns Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    Creepiest...guy...EVAR
  14. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    What`s up with that eye? Double creepy.
  15. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    Da drat? This is by the same guy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3LbUMo2z...

    *whips out a knife* "Now it`s time to gut the neighbors. I like guts...

  16. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    hehehe i love this guy... Creepy bastard....
  17. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    BAD things can happen if you break the cookie... xD
  18. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:12 pm
    Haha! Steve Sutt is awesome! XD
  19. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    Ok, am I any less of a man when I say that this guy is truly one of the scariest individuals I`ve ever seen? It`s somewhat akin to meeting Christopher Walken in a dark alley. You see this guy in a semi-spooky area, you simply have to assume that you`re about to die.
  20. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    Holy crap! He looks exactly like the teacher of my health class in elementary school!

    Weeeird!

  21. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    I think he has sweat on his forehead, so he must accually think its like a bomb or something...
  22. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:34 pm
    He`s a homicidal maniac gone Martha Stewart, I wonder if he has money to launder.
  23. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    Also I have to remember all that for when im seeing someone eating oreos...

    "Bad things could happen if you rupture the cookie!"

    "Yah, right..." *breaks cookie*

    "What the hell did I just say?" *pulls out gun*

  24. Profile photo of TacoChel
    TacoChel Female 18-29
    342 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    pfft...no one tells me how to eat an Oreo.
  25. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    lol readytofall, i was thinking the same thing.
  26. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:30 am
    I think my head almost exploded.
  27. Profile photo of pattheog
    pattheog Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:32 am
    DO NOT RUPTURE THE COOKIE! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU RUPTURE THE COOKIE
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:37 am
    Yeah, replace "cookie" with "abdomen of your victim" in this video, and his demeanor makes a lot more sense. I`m not creeped out easily. This guy did the job with ease.
  29. Profile photo of uniquename
    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:43 am
    okay.. that guy really is going to give me nightmares..
  30. Profile photo of Mrface5
    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:53 am
    @readytofall

    I would assume, naturally, that`s why he killed his victims

  31. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 1:22 am
    Dont knwo why, but this seriously made me laugh for the first time in a while on IAB.
  32. Profile photo of MattyP8711
    MattyP8711 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 1:45 am
    Wow. Firstly, I would not describe the middle of an Oreo as fluffy. It`s creamy. Secondly, why does he put a time limit on how long you have to eat the middle. What would happen after two minutes?

    Also the man eats his Oreo without milk. I think thats the scariest thing of all.

    Do bad things happen if you prefer to dunk?

    So many questions!!

  33. Profile photo of imtoobored
    imtoobored Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:01 am
    do not.....rupture....the cookie. bad things will happen.....if.....you....rupture......the cookie.

    That is slightly disurbing. I hope it`s real. Just to know that there are some phycopaths in this world...

  34. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:22 am
    Do NOT... rupture... the cookie...


    =O

  35. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Just...

    hahahahahaahaha

  36. Profile photo of jasonlowe
    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:42 am
    Dad?
  37. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:48 am
    Was this a joke or something.

    Anyways looks like I know how to eat an Oreo cookie now.

  38. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 4:28 am
    FANCYLAD HAS A NEW DP

    And I love it...

  39. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:20 am
    Oh my days I was about to jump through the screen and punch this guys lights out.

    He irritated me so much I think my head was going to explode!!

  40. Profile photo of Monkeydelic
    Monkeydelic Male 30-39
    10 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:57 am
    MILK! you dip the f*cking oreo in f*cing milk. THAT`s how you eat an oreo.
  41. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:04 am
    this is how u eat an oreo
  42. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:28 am
    is name is Steve Sutton and he is FTW
  43. Profile photo of Lauraly
    Lauraly Female 18-29
    2259 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:30 am
    The moistness of his lips and the cookie crumbs on his chin made me gag.
  44. Profile photo of Cheska
    Cheska Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:39 am
    /scared.
  45. Profile photo of purpledbooh
    purpledbooh Female 18-29
    122 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:41 am
    i find it mor boring then creepy... and like the iced tea one i stopped watchin about a third through.. omnom cookie
  46. Profile photo of ohsnap112
    ohsnap112 Female 18-29
    31 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:45 am
    i do believe he lives with his mother and it was "cookie hour" with her while watching the price is right
  47. Profile photo of HeartsxxFade
    HeartsxxFade Female 13-17
    89 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:56 am
    creepy as usual
  48. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:07 am
    So I heard..
  49. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:07 am
    you`re eating..
  50. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:07 am
    an oreou, cewkie?
  51. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:08 am
  52. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:08 am
  53. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:08 am
  54. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Replace the word "Oreo" with "Human Head" and decipher the Video`s True Meaning.
  55. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 10:13 am
    The speeded up licking was the worst. I almost had to look away. Also... "Bad things will happen if you rupture the cookie"... like what? He`ll come to my house and kill me in my sleep?
  56. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Is it me, or was he gettin sexual pleasure out of that oreo. :-(
  57. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:41 am
    I can`t watch it, he`s just way too creepy. *goes and hides*
  58. Profile photo of Lilteddie704
    Lilteddie704 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    CREEPY ... either OCD or an instructional series for captives. step one obtain oreos... step 2 grasp the unopened package... step 3 shove the entire contents firmly into your anus ... making sure not to break a single cookie ... or bad things happen
  59. Profile photo of Kimlovesme12
    Kimlovesme12 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    the guys voice is really annoying and creepy
  60. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    he was creeeepy... just the look in his eyes scared me
  61. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    `Do NOT rupture the cookie... IF you rupture the cookie... bad things will happend`


    roflmao, is this guy serius?

  62. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    173 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    WHAT ON EARTH WOULD INTERFERE BETWEEN A PERSON & THEIR COOKIE?! >xO
  63. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 4:51 pm
    Oh god, I have eaten an oreo whole! :()
    Im dead as it is.
  64. Profile photo of doesntloveu
    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    his nails were disgustingly long
    and the voice creeped me out too but the eyes also were pretty intense
  65. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    AHHHHHHH
  66. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of DallasGirl
    DallasGirl Female 30-39
    57 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:02 pm
    Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys called and asked for his glasses back...
  68. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    I can`t say I`ve ever felt bad for a cookie before... but, now, everything has changed.
  69. Profile photo of J-Urahara
    J-Urahara Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    "Brought to you by the United States Cookie Force" :D
  70. Profile photo of director1234
    director1234 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 2:40 am
    "do not....rupture the cookie...bad things can happen if you break the cookie..."

    haha..that cracked me up..
    btw..im new..so hello to all the i-a-bers..
    ive been going on iab for a long time but this is my first ever comment! yay.

  71. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    173 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:07 am
    /\ hi newb.

    okay , so i think i just crackedd the case wide open! in the begining the vid, its all like `how to diffuse an oreo cookie` because...
    ITS A CONSPIRACY! TERRORISTS ARE IMPLANTING BOMBS INTO OUR CHILDREN`S UNHEALTHY SNACK FOODS!! HENCE THE RECENT HEALTH FOOD CRAZE IN AMERICA THAT HAS BEEN IMPLANTED BY THE GOVERNMENT! SO BY EATING AN OREO AS INSTRUCTED IN THIS VIDEO, WE WILL BE KEEPINNG AMERICA INTACT! YOU WEREN`T CLEVER ENOUGH, TERRORISTS!

    -this has been a public service announcement-

    my my, look what sugary breakfast cereal does to me x]

  72. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:09 am
    what really scares me, I watch alot of the shows this guy does (I went to his utube profile)
  73. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:26 am
    in the rare occasion that i do eat an oreo, i eat it whole. so drat you.
  74. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:42 am
    can anyone say "no life"?
    i can`t stand to watch any more of this

    "I think he has sweat on his forehead, so he must accually think its like a bomb or something..."

    xD

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    jolindie Female 18-29
    100 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    anyone who smacks their lips and chews like a friggin cow should not ever be on camera. ever. my ears flinch now expecting more abuse.
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    I believe this man collects human ears. And the rest of said humans in a separate freezer.
  77. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Check out his his Youtube profile (suttsteve). After you watch about a zillion of his videos (he makes a new one ever two or three days), you really get desensitized to his weirdness. Honestly, this video seemed completely normal the first time I watched it.
  78. Profile photo of robotnel
    robotnel Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    amazing how much boring stuff one can find on i am bored
  79. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    Don`t....tell me.....how...to eat...an oreo cookie...you BASTARD.

    Damn that guy creeps me out.

  80. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:17 am
    DO NOT RUPTURE THE COOKIE BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU RUPTURE THE COOKIE

    sure.....0.o

  81. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:25 am


    Ben stein has a sociopathic brother

  82. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
    * stoic

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