How to Be a Complete Idiot and Pass Out

Submitted by: Kim... 9 years ago in Weird

This is a pretty stupid stunt so don"t try it, but watching people pass out on purpose is always highly entertaining.
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Female 244
This is incredibly stupid! >< Bye bye, precious brain cells....Heard of people dyng because of this, I don`t think I`ll be trying it...
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Male 143
i was doing this with some friends 15 years ago. Its nothing new, has been known about for ages.

Not actually had it done to me as no-one was strong enough to press my chest against the wall... But seen several others do it and its so funny to watch. Most of the time they think they have been out for a few hours. when its only been a few seconds

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Female 43
Hasn`t this killed people?... .-.
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Male 369
i did this once and fell down the stairs, in my dream thing i was skiing.... turns out i wasnt i was just falling down a flight of stairs.... head first.

it was awesome

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Male 679
I`ve seen this done firsthand on multiple occasions... and this video was the most boring of all of them.
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Male 413
all i can say is ... dippoos
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Female 460
Welcome to e new gameshow everybody! It`s called "Who Can Lose The Most Brain Cells?"
So grab your favorite gullible idiot and git down here! :DD

No.

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Male 799
iiiiauuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

dead

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Male 12
pressing the neck is more effective than pressing the chest because in your neck you have the carotid sinus, a pressure receptor
when you press it, your brain thinks your pressure is high and your heartbeat goes way down and your pressure reduces

that, added to the hyperventilation, helps deprive your brain from oxygen
and congratulations, you`ve managed to kill irreplaceable brain cells!

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Male 263
Hey mandimonkie, you`re so right about the weird dreams! I just remembered that! Also you make some pretty strange noises on your way down.
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Male 263
Holy crap it`s the California shotgun!! My friends and I used to do that to each other when we were young and stupid. And by young I mean a lot younger than these morons. The way they`re doing it is more dangerous too. We never pressed on the neck. I`m not saying it was any safer but you get the same results by pressing on the chest.
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Female 2,695
lulzwtf
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Male 30
The hyperventilation is probably safe. The pressing on the neck arteries is potentially extremely dangerous and can cause cardiac arrest.
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Male 2
I did this my senior year in High school. The first time it was cool and I had a very short dream. When I came to I had no idea where I was for a few moments.

I tried it again the next day and when I came to the Headmaster and several teachers were standing over me. I kept blacking out repeatedly and became very ill for several hours. I could have easily died from this. Very stupid.

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Female 471
lol agreed b-hazard
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Female 272
dumb mother draters.
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Male 2,958
Don`t know if it was intentional, but misspelling "won" twice in a story about always holding your breath too long in the second grade...

that`s pretty funny.

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Female 1,287
in the second grade i used to hold my breath for really long [in contests with other kids] and i always one. but thats only because i would pass out.

one time i actually fell on the floor, and everybody was like, "omg, shed died."
but when i got back up, they`d tell me i`d one, and i would collect my prize candy.

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Female 68
Podpod, I think that might have something to do with the killing of the braincells...
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Male 9,305
ARE YOU KIDS THIS GOD DAMNED BORED THAT YOU HAVE TO DO SUCH STUPID...

...nevermind...I`m just angry today...forget it...I`ll be in my stash of awws of the day.

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Male 118
Oh this is great.
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Female 1,412
He DID have a fit! It was only baby but my gosh he did. Haha wow this was pretty good entertainment, the comments are better though :-)
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Male 838
Did this too, incidentally. Weird feeling. Feels like you`ve been asleep for hours, when it`s only been a few seconds.
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Female 52
We did this at school, only by pushing on the chest. It was the biggest craic...until my mother (yes, it had to be MY mother) found out and there was a big bruha.
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Male 3,648
Wow people do a lot of stupid things/pay a lot of money just to get a rush.

I get it for free without harming myself when I play my trumpet.
:D

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Female 57
Junior high slumber parties come to mind...
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Male 544
Things to add: Sometimes the victim spits without knowing. And make sure you have a catcher.

I`ve seen this in real life, and it was cool. Stupid, but cool.

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Female 46
lol... me and my stupid friends used to do this too. Yes it is very retarded and not smart, but really weird and fun... had many strange "dreams" while out.
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Male 1,825
you know, pot is pretty fun, and it`s pretty easy to get, and you don`t die. weed is a much better way to get high, if you`re not a complete fu cking retard
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Female 85
"Good way to die right there."
lmao
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Male 28
People who haven`t tried it call them idiots.
People who have said it`s cool.
Hmm...
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Male 404
*waits for Ghandi*

were are the "we must stop the senseless violence and disruption to the natural environment" comments?

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Female 536
He`s not choking him, he`s cutting off the blood flow to his brain but pressing hard on the veins on his neck

Deeeeeerrr

My old friend used to do that and he went numb. It was funny cause he`d start slobbering haha

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Female 406
^ Holy poo O___O``

Anddd the best part of this video was when the guy behind the camera started laughing XD

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Female 268
lmao. My best friend accidentally did this to me in Biology class once. She had a scarf around my neck. I turned to her and said "ha, I can still brea..." passed out. turned blue. seized. she lied and said i always drooled like that when people asked why i was asleep..... good times....
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Female 40
Lol. Someone did that to me in high school. It`s fun. One second I`m standing next to a tree, the next, I`m lying on a pile of backpacks.
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Female 53
I thought he was seizuring near the end D:
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Female 282
now we`re giving details and other ways to perform this type of act?

._. what is this world coming to.

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Male 4,745
There needs to be a special section in the Darwin awards for these idiots.
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Male 180
It used to be pretty common here until a kid died at school playin that kind of game. They call it `The game of the Scarf`...
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Female 15,763
Ahaha, now watch everyone try it, get the timing wrong, and come back with brain damage.
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Female 131
We used to do this during recess in elementary.. haha, you can imagine the heart-attacks we gave the teachers when they found us XD
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Male 1,931
Good way to die right there.
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Male 14,331
Jeez what ever happened to good old fashion drugs?
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Male 982
It works better if you push on the chest, because then you aren`t exactly CHOKING them.
Yeah. Had a group of friends whom used to do this, learned a lot from it.
Pretty fun in my opinion.
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Female 59
....
i fear for the future
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Male 393
I had a friend who sold cabins on a ship. He used to GIVE BERTH!!!! Ha ha ha, geddit? Berth! instead of birth! Eh? Eh?

Ah, never mind.

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Male 2,703
isn`t this basically the choking game? how many people have you heard of dying from the choking game over the years?

best way to get "high" legally is take a TON of deep breaths. eventually you get REALLY light headed, its the best "high" ever...natural.

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Female 460
OHMIGAWD HE WAS GIVING BIRTH!
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Male 426
i think i`ll stick with the wacky tobaccy, thank you very much.
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Male 14,331
@Podpod
That`s the feeling of braincells dying from yes lack of oxygen.
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Male 352
....as you say, suffocation is remarkably underated as a form of pleasure.

meeeeeeeeeh!

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Male 2,958
-This is extremely cool, used to do it all the time.
Just pressed on the chest, not the neck though :/.
You fall into a dream like state, and when you wake up it takes a few seconds to realise where you are, and who you are, but the feeling is amazing afterwards.-

Yeah, oxygen deprivation is awesome.

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Female 39
Well, at least they aren`t in danger of getting any less intelligent...
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Male 2,855
Its like choking your sex parter without the sex part. Lame.
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Male 1,053
tehe
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Male 28
This is extremely cool, used to do it all the time.
Just pressed on the chest, not the neck though :/.
You fall into a dream like state, and when you wake up it takes a few seconds to realise where you are, and who you are, but the feeling is amazing afterwards.
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Male 4,393
ok and...
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Male 352
Wow. I mean the phrase `get a life` is so overused, but really, get a life.
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Male 22
Those nifty asians and their sneaky choke moves
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Male 2,440
A swift kick to the neck is better.

*POW*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Male 176
This is beyond stupid.
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Male 1,225
He was just breathing hard to prepare, choke, out... not fun.

I prefer using blunt objects.

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Male 29
I`ll pass!
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Female 539
Link: How to Be a Complete Idiot and Pass Out [Rate Link] - This is a pretty stupid stunt so don`t try it, but watching people pass out on purpose is always highly entertaining.
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