Horse Vs. Jockey

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Based on what we"ve learned from Man vs. Animal videos on I-A-B, care to guess how this one"s gonna turn out?
There are 28 comments:
Male 1,023
Luis Jimenez is a Mexican American artist who died because a fake horse fell on him. he`s not so pathetic after all.
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Female 1
oops... :P it was probably a mare, male horses rarely fall over backwards...
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Male 60
the new "Ihorse",warning aplication may randomly flip out
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Male 11,739
I doubt that horse will be racing again. It will be a long time, if ever. In fact it may be lucky to stay alive because a lot of people would just put it down after stuff like that.
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Male 2,781
COOL
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Female 1,063
Ty Aeladil, wow that was a lot of info but I would have to agree with you.
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Female 513
"Plus, those horses might be treated well but as soon as one falls over a fence and hurts themselves, they get shot on the spot to "put them ut of their misery" even if they`re not that badly hurt. WTF."

Wrong. The only time that happens is if they break a leg. That is the only humane thing to do when that happens. If they fall and go over a fence or whatever and just sprain themselves, they`re not killed.

Think about it - these horses cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. Why would you needlessly kill something that cost you that much AND with the proper rehabilitation and medical care, could bring you MORE money? Racing is a business - you don`t kill your money maker because they bruised something.

If they break their ankle, knee, or leg - you can`t help them. Race horse or not, they have to be put down.

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Female 513
That`s nothing. My horse did that once to me, too. She also used to intentionally try to brush me off by running head first towards a tree and then stepping sideways so my knee got banged. took to wearing knee pads.

Horses pull those stunts when they think they can win. They do it because they don`t want to do whatever it is you want them to do and once they get your number; i.e. once they know what it takes to get you to leave them alone, it`s very hard to break them of the habit.

Gentle training starting back from the ground up, focusing on being your horse`s friend and part of his "herd" as well as being above him in the heirarchy will help.

It took me over a year and a half to retrain my horse and by the end of it, I had no more need for saddles, halters, or bridles.

And then I got pregnant lol and had to sell her.

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Male 2,422
To the glue factory!!!
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Female 170
Poor horsie, obviously decided instead of doing this race and getting whipped the whole way, he`s going to act up and get sent home. Sounds about right.

Plus, those horses might be treated well but as soon as one falls over a fence and hurts themselves, they get shot on the spot to "put them ut of their misery" even if they`re not that badly hurt. WTF.

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Male 9,305
Wow, what`s wrong with the horse? It showed no signs of agitation beforehand and then WHAM! Sudden backflip! Usually animals WILL let you know when they don`t want something.
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Female 239
That horse had a serious attitude problem... I think I`ll do the same thing to my spouse when he wants sex.
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Male 79
Looks like the horse tried to do a backflip.
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Female 90
Wonder what caused the horse to do that. Maybe got spooked by something?
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Male 5,194
You need to sit on the horse`s head when they do that, before they get back up. I could ride a horse before I could ride a bicycle, I know what I`m talking about.
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Male 357
you shouldn`t let your horse watch that much wrestling in tv...
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Female 2,672
o look, a bannana *splat*
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Female 471
the horse slipped.
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Male 1,788
panthergal09 and missmage

Those horses get better treatment and have better lives than at least a billion people on this planet. I think they`ll manage.

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Male 36
He just barely avoided max pwnage.
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Male 815
haha it`s not every day that you see a horse powerslam a near-midget.. haha that was awesome...
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Female 695
Let`s hope we never see ANY more horses on the race track. It`s an idiodic sport that exploits animals for human gain.
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Female 342
I`d be scared sh*tless if I were that jockey.

I felt more sorry for the horse though.

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Male 334
wow poor guy, that must have been terrifying for him. I`m just glad the horse missed
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Male 464
Why do you feel bad for the horse?
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Male 265
pwned
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Female 69
Aww. I feel bad for the horse! That would scare the pee out of me if I were the jockey though.
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Male 20,901
Link: Horse Vs. Jockey [Rate Link] - Based on what we`ve learned from Man vs. Animal videos on I-A-B, care to guess how this one`s gonna turn out?
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