Guys and Dolls

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

10 years ago, a small factory in California began making alternative partners. NSFW. Some adult content. 18+ please.
There are 130 comments:
Female 62
Wow. This made me cry a little bit. It`s so unbelievably sad how these men live... they`re not after sex primarily they just want female companionship, attention, maybe a family. It`s obvious they`ve tried before but they just can`t function sociably like most men.

It`s both depressing and also prophetic: With people trying so hard to be who they`re not nowadays, we`ll inevitably all end up with similar fates.

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Female 182
Oh yeh, she`s still asleep
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Male 8
Saw this on TV a while back. Creeeeepy.
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Female 878
I will do the world a favor, find these men, and screw their brains out.
For all out sanity.
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Female 324
i watched this when it was on TV ... really interesting but creepy at the same time
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Female 260
I think it was funny how the first guy put emo make up on his doll XD! That video reminded me of the movie lars and the real girl.
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Male 14,331
Dosen`t Howard Stern have one of these?
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Female 198
I came here anyway. But really, if the 2nd guy would just buy some longer shorts, maybe he could get a woman. It`s as simple as that.
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Female 25
IF I DON`T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY...
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Male 541
Gee no wonder some guys objectivy women :)
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Male 2,616
^ I saw an episode of Real Sex featuring male dolls for women. Yeah, I watched Real Sex- deal with it.
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Female 78
these guys have issues..... funny how you never see WOMEN needing dolls!!!!!
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Male 5,620
We live in a time when abnormal behavior is becoming a norm. Abnormal behavior is becoming something that abnormal people are forcing on the normal people as something that shouldn`t be frowned upon.
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Male 10
I saw a similar thing the other night on t.v about women who get plastic dolls and dress them up as babies, and perade them round as if they were real :S weird!
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Female 55
I feel really sad for these men. Even though we find them sort of creepy, they`ve just gone to extremes to fill a lovesick and lonely void :( Like they seem like decent guys. They go out of their way to dress the dolls and put makeup on them and etc. Imagine how they would treat a real girl. Probably like a princess. It`s too bad these guys have no communication skills :/
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Male 3,619
Don`t think bad about them... wemon have dildoes.
oh yeah i went there!

these guys are just lonely, lonely english men.

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Female 24
I wonder how dirty they get inside >___>

OH GOD.
GROSS.

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Male 1,193
im very surprised this was CA. I was expecting a different country.
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Male 1,193
this is disturbing and promotes pycho/crazy.
Just find some strippers or hookers. Or get a girl very drunk.
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Female 631
well atleast they didn`t become rapists or something..
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Female 377
Kind of disturbing.
I don`t like anything that resembles a person but isn`t.
Masks, dolls, whatever.
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Female 114
Welp... there goes my childhood innocence...

I`m glad I`m a woman, you never see a video about desperate creepy woman... then again, that horse video was creepy beyond reason

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Female 850
See? Those people should turn to SIMS! They can make sims of themselves and the woman of their dreams and etc! That`ll make them happy, plus you can act normal and turn all the naked-blocks off and masturbate, LIKE A NORMAL MAN! God, why do I think of this stuff?!
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Male 9
Oh and btw, everone who says this is fake is wrong. This was a documentry on Channel 4 over here in the UK that i have seen all the way through and i actually recall them mentioning the website where you can go and order these things from so it would be alot of money wasted by the tv channel to make a documentry about something if they allready knew people would think it was faked. Channel 4 are well known over here in the UK for making strange and shocking documentrys aswell. lol sorry just had to get that off my chest. :-)
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Male 9
i feel sorry for them, but i was on my own for about 4 years when all my friends where going out with girls i was the only guy without a girl but i just though "f**k it !" and got myself out there and stopped feeling sorry for myself and now i`m engaged ! That is what these guys need to do, i know they might think that nobody likes them but there is someone out there for everyone, as i learned. <3 :-)
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Male 7,933
"all that time caring for that doll could be used to find an actual partner"
Or a really good stripper
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Female 1,186
that is sooo creepy
a doll providing "love and companionship"?
all that time caring for that doll could be used to find an actual partner
i couldnt watch it past five minutes
i`m surprised i even got that far
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Male 6
fake
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Male 225
it HAS to be fake. i mean, ok they have dolls to keep.. company..but acting as if they are real ppl is REALLY weird ."she must be asleep" OFFCOURSE SHES ASLEEP. SHE HAS THE NIGHTFACE ON!! honestly they can act as if these dolls are real. my mind cant accept it. they know they are dolls
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Male 130
Wow, talk about lonely guys.
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Male 67
i will admit that i am a lonely guy but i am not that lonely. i`d rather get a real woman then spend 3 grand on a doll for companionship.
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Male 551
my eyes.....they burn...
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Female 122
That was very weird. But, just curious what about woman don`t they have dolls for them too? LOL
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Female 14
I was almost in tears because I felt bad that those guys had to talk to inanimate objects that have feelings or thoughts...just weird. I suppose if they get zero human interaction then they`d feel the need to talk to "someone"...society these days.
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Female 1,545
This is terribly sad.

I feel like crying...poor guys.

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Male 603
Sometimes I wish my wife were a real doll... or just a fake one.
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Female 44
Two words;

mentally ill

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Female 1,470
Lord its like fcuking a dead person.
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Male 473
i do feel bad for them though
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Male 473
wow. wow. i couldnt even watch it. how could you possibly date a doll?? i mean if your that desperate then get a hooker or something. i mean there are plenty of ways you can get a date if.
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Male 7
that is really creepy... ewwww
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Female 388
I saw this on TV like 2 years ago xD
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Female 665
oh my goodness... that is creepy! what in the world?!
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Male 237
I don;t find the fact that these guys have sex with dolls that weird... it`s closer to porn or sex toys than anything... they even manufacture latex vaginas, so what`s the difference? What I find sad/creepy is the invented personalities of the dolls, or how emotionally attached these guys are to them. That`s super depressing... loving somehing that can`t love you back.
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Female 182
They`re so lonely. Sometimes social interaction is seen as pointless by these kinds of people?
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Male 27
In story like this there are winners and losers.

winners: dollmakers

losers: fat chicks

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Male 103
This is interesting also from the boytoy dolls page...

The second major design innovation is the removable orifice system (patent pending), which allows for the use of very soft polymer rubber inserts for all three entries. The material used is incredibly durable, extremely realistic in feel and function.

Most importantly, the orifices are removable for easy cleaning and can be replaced in the event of damage. The removable orifices are undetectable in appearance; In other words, no gaping holes in the locations they are present, and no sacrificing of the anatomy on the doll.

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Male 103
The only thing I have to say about this is that it is sad that these guys lack any confidence to get a real relationship with a real woman...but if you think about it they are the perfect women...they don`t talk, you don`t have to feed them or spend money to support them and they will go to bed with you anytime you want...but I will stick to the real thing...
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Male 103
Here is Davecat`s myspace page

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

This looks like Davecat`s blog to his "partner"

http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/echoes/?p=6...

And here is a somewhat disturbing flickr page with pic of someone`s "partner" **WARNING: 18 years of age or older**

http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]

Here is a site for those interested in a knock off of Real Dolls. Look under the "doll care" tab for some interesting care information **WARNING 18 years of age or older**

http://www.boytoydolls.com/home.html

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Male 75
hmmn reminds me of that movie manniquin you never know maybe the doll will come to life and marry the guy while Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now is playing
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Male 548
i honestly feel bad for these people
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Male 2,796
At first I was thinking about what sad little existances these fools must live. But, then I figured... well, they will probably never rape anyone living... or fondle small children, etc. They will also never have kids and therefore not infect the gene pool further. Every little bit helps, so more power to them. I will buy them their next doll if that were the case!
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Male 81
weird
there has to be a girl out there as weird as them though
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Male 73
I saw this when it was first aired over here, it`s really quite sad
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Female 100
...nightmares. nightmares NIGHTMARESNIGHTMARES NO MOMMY NOOO!!
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Female 738
I am very cautious when I say things like this, but both of those men could seriously benefit from going to therapy.

If they learned some social skills and got some self-esteem, they`d be fine.

Right now they`re substituting their lack of self-confidence with a partner who won`t reject them no matter what. It`s an incredible security blanket, but really unhealthy.

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Male 5,094
So ronery.
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Male 493
That is very creepy. Ugh. I need to go throw up.
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Female 304
you know, these guys are actually pretty nice if they would actually try talking to someone..like, idk, a girl! But really if the first guy maybe moved out of his parents place and got a non-emo haircut he seemed pretty nice and the other guy liked the plane models which im sure a lot of girls would dig.
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Male 170
It`s one thing to have one for sex(I guess) But to give it an imaginary life and take family photos etc... Thats a little out there.
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Male 7,933
"I don`t really find this creepy. Basically these guys have no social skills and have developed a romantic attraction to a very expensive sex toy. It`s not really that different from other guys who do nothing but masturbate to porn and can`t talk to girls...or guys."

Don`t judge us

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Male 7,933
"It`d be like having a dead body around. Creepy."
You get used to it

"woah... that is odd. but still not as odd as the car lovers."

Don`t judge us

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Male 7,933
okay im commenting as I go

Nice hair Davecat
He named his doll? Well, thats not any different than me, I named my car. I call it my Cobalt Chevy "Chase" Coupe Car, from Caddyshack
"not having sex" wow, he can`t even get laid by a fake doll
Does he have to use protection? What would protection be? Pledge?

4000 pounds??? Trimspa bitch.
BOOBIES!!! (retarded cop never gets old)
What the hell? He`s driving on the wrong side, put the wheel back where it belongs.
He cheats on his dolls?

They both need the girl from Belgium offering free sex.

After watching this, I am getting worried. Well... im off to IKEA to hit on women.

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Male 242
holy poo thats weirddd
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Male 486
odd curious to see if this is fake or not
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Female 876
That was so.. Sad. :<
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Male 2,586
Gonna take a different stance to what i would normally... yes it`s weird but what`s the difference than a girl using a vibrator/ dildo. Ok, it`s not a whole body but at least these guys are getting off to something `more female` than a plastic toy women use that`s shaped like Nelson`s Column

So could it be the girl`s fault? ok, granted these guys may be geeks, weird losers with actual problems but what if they`re not and just shy? The second guy seemed to be making a decent living, wasn`t `ugly` (hard for me to judge being a guy)... so maybe the girls around should stop being so stuck up and actually talk to guys for a change! Seems like it`s always guys making the first move and for some, it`s just too hard - perhaps we should criticise the girls for not being open minded enough instead of these guys?...

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Male 2,395
Creepy, but very interesting.
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Female 1,697
Creeps!!!!!

Like WTF!? they have a "serious" relationship with dolls, might as well have a relationship with a plastic spoon.

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Male 1,089
43 seconds i was like "hell at this time a day i should be drinking not looking at transvestide manikins or something."
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Male 1,685
those guys are simply lazy...go find a REAL GIRL! There`s plenty of strange girls out there too! gotta be one for everyone.
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Female 289
"she`s asleep right now"

SHE`S ALWAYS ASLEEP!!!

this actually creeped me out that these guys make them in to real women...they wonder why women wont date them....and he actually kisses her...different tongues...wtf

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Male 17
Beats turning pedo/zoophile/something else.
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Female 252
Here`s a scenario for you:
The guy`s house is burning down. The firefighter asks if there`s anyone left in the building. The dude screams, "Shechon, Shechon`s in there!"
Firefighter runs back into the burning building and....

"WTF?!" 0____0

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Male 477
I don`t really find this creepy. Basically these guys have no social skills and have developed a romantic attraction to a very expensive sex toy. It`s not really that different from other guys who do nothing but masturbate to porn and can`t talk to girls...or guys.
It`s not creepy, it`s just sad.
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Female 127
Creepy.
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Female 170
Omg I went on the myspace page - that is some freaky sh*t. There are people leaving messages talking to a doll. WTF.
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Male 97
woah... that is odd. but still not as odd as the car lovers.
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Female 311
Oh and this is the whole thing if anyone wants to see it:
http://documentary-log.com/?id=14
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Female 311
What a shame. None of them were terrible looking. I`ve seen far uglier men get women and have families it is just their lack of interpersonal skills. I`m sure the first lad could have got a real girl if he just cut his stupid hair.
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Female 117
Remember watching this when it was shown on TV, don`t you think it`s lingering dangerously close to necrophilia? Spose you gotta feel a bit sorry for them, they did so badly in the relationship department they resorted to dolls to fill the void.
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Male 2,160
freaky...must be like fking a corpse...
find it real sad that these peeps make the people i´d call hermits look like high class social masters.
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Female 660
I think these men are as common as most hetrosexual men,they want to have sex with someone way out of their league.
I can`t feel sorry for them,sorry,but yeah each their own
but then again..if more people like them got toys like that,it`ll be easy to eliminate them as equals..cuz seriously..a human doll..creepyyy
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Male 294
the japanese ones are WAY better.
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Male 1,557
It`d be like having a dead body around. Creepy.
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Male 207
reminds me of lars and the real girl, a great movie that can be both hilarious and sad the whole way through!
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Male 1,526
putt a robot and a decent AI in and ill consider it.
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Male 3,301
Gawd those things fall right into the deepest darkest pits of uncanny valley.
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Female 15,763
But they`re cold... I don`t know, that would freak me out the most.
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Male 281
Lol @ Eichenkatze`s random, defensive, "I`m not a furry!"

RealDolls sure seem to draw out the furfags. They`re like flypaper for people that, uh, would probably have sex with flies.

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Female 493
One of the doll`s Myspace

It`s kinda sad really.

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Female 4,028
I swear, I`ve seen this type of thing before. On here. Anyway, it`s still interesting.
And not to be sexist, but why is it only guys?
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Female 471
"Do they make guy dolls for women?"

Yea? Where`s OUR toys? LOL!

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Female 471
this is the weirdest sh*t i have ever seen. period.
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Male 778
@Trigod Go back to 4chan demon. I`m not nor do I want to be a furry either but that doesn`t mean you have to act like a douche. Besides this movie is about DOLLS not dogs.

As for the video, while it is odd... I can.. sort..of... understand why these guys are that way. Well- Only the first guy, he looks like a real recluse from society. As for the second, he looks perfectly normal so I don`t really get why.
Ah well though- Whatever floats there boat I guess. Not like I have to witness it on a daily basis.

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Male 281
Furries should be shot like the dogs they pretend to be.
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Male 1,162
people like to throw the word "creepy" at anything. Even when it doesnt apply. Well if anything deserves to be labeled creepy, this video took first prize. poo.
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Male 1,825
pilanus just outed himself as a furry
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Male 674
"Ewwww, his dick`s been on that tongue!" yes, and you shake hands with plenty of men that have just masterbated and have not washed their hands.... some of them are even the old geezers... or your father or uncle...

As for doll partners, i find this profoundly disturbing, not because they have sex with dolls, but because the dolls never respond, in any way other than their imagination. there is no personality, no movment... thats the part that freaks me out. I mean give it 20 years, people will be dating robots, and having sex with them... people just like these, and even more people (I wouldn`t mind my own robotic harem)but that would be more natural than this, hell, furry is better than this i think...

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Male 281
@ Ohnjaynb: If someone is going to have a creepy sex life, it would probably be in the social interest for them to jam a pair of scissors into their crotch repeatedly. Someone who nails dolls are, in themselves, a pretty good form of birth control but it never hurts to be safe.

Except, y`know, the part about jamming a pair of scissors into their crotch repeatedly.

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Male 592
well, its better than having sex with your car.

Then again, if you`re going to have a creepy sex life, you might as well go all out and nail something bizarre.

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Male 263
Ewwww, his dick`s been on that tongue!

Knup, yes they do make guy real dolls. I think I saw it on Real Sex on HBO.

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Male 904
kinda sad.
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Male 731
Well...that was disturbing.
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Male 788
was that a canadian toonie i saw in front of that picture? haha thats all what i got outa that video!
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Female 342
...interesting...

and creepy...

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Female 151
I watched Lars and the Real Girl. I thought it was pretty good. It was interesting and Ryan Gosling made it seem somehow less pathetic and more endearing :). These guys were just kinda creepy :/...
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Male 615
I am ashamed! I watched it and i belong in the 13-17 bracket! Please forgive me!

Anyways, this actually made me very sad. That shot where the guy is sitting and everyone is as far away as they can be. Those poor guys.

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Male 79
for 4000 pounds i could but 530 $15 dollar prostitutes
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Male 394
On one hand there is a part of you who feels bad and doesn`t want to judge.

on the other hand WTH

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Male 388
i do hope the first guy used a condom during all the sex...little plastic babies crawling around...
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Male 446
@ neoretro: Your post came 4 minutes after the 10-minute video was posted. You came, you saw, and you made a stupid Internet stereotype of yourself. Veni, vidi, die in a fire.
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I`ve already seen this. This isn`t anything new. I think even Jesus watched this with his apostle buddies.
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Male 1,825
blowup*
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Female 321
And to think in the 1950s, it was considered deviant to be gay!
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Male 1,825
knup, four words: anttonio banderas blow up doll
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Female 744
That`s kind of sad really, but I suppose if that`s what they want to do... =/
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Male 313
sketch
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Female 208
here is one of their myspaces

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

really sad that the guy thinks he is so ugly that no girl will want him and he has to resort to having inanimate objects for love for the rest of his life

and is this a repost. never saw it, but it seems like something that would have already been posted on here before

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Male 807
This is so old.
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Female 178
I do believe neoretro got formally...PWND.
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Male 161
a) i want one

b) WTF is wrong with these creeps?

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Male 1,011
COOKIE FOR ME!!..both these dudes lived with parents!
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Male 475
creepy. really shows how manly they can be playing with dolls...
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Female 307
Do they make guy dolls for women?
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Male 281
@ neoretro: Your post came 4 minutes after the 10-minute video was posted. You came, you saw, and you made a stupid Internet stereotype of yourself. Veni, vidi, die in a fire.
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Male 1,825
umm, they both have sex with dolls?
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Male 1,825
was lars and the real girl a good movie?
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Female 4,197
What do these men have in common? A cookie to who can answer!
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Male 446
I came
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Male 20,827
Link: Guys and Dolls [Rate Link] - 10 years ago, a small factory in California began making alternative partners. NSFW. Some adult content. 18+ please.
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