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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Link: Greatest Wacky Confession Ever - I don`t even want to tell you what his excuse was, here`s a tease: Warlocks and imaginary friends named Steve.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    urgh thats awful... i blame WoW?
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    DAMN YOU GTA4!!!!
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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    i dont think he`s making it up. after all, he was in a mental institution for something serious before..
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    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    don`t blame WoW... just blame the people that spawned from that man`s head.
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    "To HAUL OUT OF KNIFE AND SLASH HIM IN THE STOMACH BLOOD AND GUTS WERE EVERYWHERE, IT WAS AWES-HORRIBLE SITE TO SEE. Ahem, and back to you Tim."
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    I don`t blame him, I`ve had some pretty pooty roomates.

    @alice
    Hey! you changed your hair!?

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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    Strange how it does make sense if you think WoW.
    maybe imaginary steve, was really an online pal who plays world o` warcraft and had a thing against this guy`s warlock character.
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    bananas17 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    the voices have once again killed an innocent roommate. when will the murdering stop?
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Why do they let a mentally ill man carry a knife?
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    damn... well i mean i guess that`s what happens when you let warlocks into group homes... i mean sure they seem like they`d be great for group therapy with all their fancy spellbinding and poo, but then something like this always happens...

    don`t let warlocks near our criminally insane...
    ::end psa::

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    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    probably just some bad acid trip or something, HAHAHA
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    I hope that guy gets what`s comin` to him.
    Honestly, toying with the mind of a mentally ill man?
    Grow up, Steve. Grow the f` up.
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    xD
    steve needs to make some mroe friends.

    but really, when the repoter guy was like `hacking and slashing` he was into it and doing some moves to go with it.
    xDDD

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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Replace Steve with God.
    Replace warlock with witch.

    `God told me he had to die, because he was a witch!`

    Cue mindless support from the evangelical community.

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    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    ^ Very good. Wish people would think of it that way.
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    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    If Whitehorse isn`t a warlock name, i don`t know what is.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    at "Haul out his knife, and start slashing" I closed it. Show some respect and professionalism you joke of journalism.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    I just want to stress that the reason for my posting that analogy is to point out that this crap happens *all the time*. People just don`t see it as being so wacky because it`s got a familiar name and cause.
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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    a level ?? human warlock! hurry take him out!
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    @catbarf
    It`s all bs, nonetheless
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    If the Evangelicals aren`t pushing their religion and, instead acting by their religion most of them are great people
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    Guy got issues.
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    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    I also blame GTA...
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    joshjunky Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:19 pm
    That`s right. If I ran a mental home, I would give each of the patients a random weapon. Some of them may get lucky. Others, not so much.
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    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    That was a very "passionate" reporter...
  27. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:41 pm
    Josh: You`d turn it into reality TV wouldn`t you?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:47 pm
    Ah. Mental patients. Now it all makes sense.

    Pff, this has nothing to do with GTAIV!

    I blame Bush.

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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    lol The reporter was getting into that story.
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    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:24 am
    i think we should go back to the eye-for-an-eye thing...

    id get so much revenge on my brother...

    -rubs hands... menicingly-

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:29 am
    Well, don`t that beat all? A home of mental patients or whatever? Not surprising it happened then, eh?
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:46 am
    I blame Max Payne for my painkiller addiction.
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    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:15 am
    SOMEONE is looking for an insanity plea.
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:58 am
    I hope they also convict "Steve". Damn his lies! Mutiny abroad!
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:11 am
    Dude... What happens when that warlock gets enough experience to start throwing around 9th level spells? Then I`ll bet you wished you took him out sooner, huh.
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    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:30 am
    Why are people blaming GTA4? Sure it promotes violence but I`m pretty sure there aren`t any warlocks or imaginary people called Steve in it?
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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 4:08 am
    He probably didn`t give him a healthstone.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 4:23 am
    catbarf
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    1022 Posts
    Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:28:36 PM
    Replace Steve with God.
    Replace warlock with witch.
    `God told me he had to die, because he was a witch!`

    Cue mindless support from the evangelical community.

    =====================================

    Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.

  39. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    171 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:09 am
    You can tell that bloke used to do voice overs for (American) football games.
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    jakesteele Male 30-39
    57 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:22 am
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    3289 Posts

    Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.
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    Wikipedia, under "witch-hunt" - "In August 1999, Jack Harvey, pastor of Tabernacle Independent Baptist Church in Killeen, Texas allegedly arranged for at least one member of his church to carry a handgun during religious services, "in case a warlock tries to grab one of our kids...I`ve heard they drink blood, eat babies. They have fires, they probably cook them..." During speeches which preceded his church`s demonstration against Wiccans, Rev. Harvey allegedly stated that the U.S. Army should napalm Witches. One of the protesters carried a sign which read "Witchcraft is an abomination" on one side and "Burn the witches off Ft. Hood" on the other. A Wiccan faith group is active at Ft. Hood, a large army base near Killeen.&quo

  41. Profile photo of jakesteele
    jakesteele Male 30-39
    57 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:24 am
    All I have to say is... QQ more, PvP Server!
  42. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:31 am
    jakesteele, they are baptist, I searched for evangelicals.
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    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:45 am
    ah, New Mexico... what has come of thee...
  44. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 6:09 am
    It`s people like this who cause Global Warming!
  45. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 6:13 am
    Killeen, that sounds like a fun place to live, what with the name and all the witch hunts going on.
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    jakesteele Male 30-39
    57 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 6:21 am
    Primetimekin... If you search for "Evangelical witch" you had to have found multiple articles, including one titled "Evangelicals have become this century`s witch burners".

    I don`t get how you`re differentiating between evangelism and being Baptist. When I think of evangelicals, Billy Graham would be one of the first examples that comes to mind and he`s a Southern Baptist.

    Anyway... splitting hairs either way. The dogma supports the delusion and the acts of violence.

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    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:14 am
    HEY! I had an imaginary friend named steve! Well, I`m happy he found work......
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 8:13 am
    wait wait wait...this was in a GROUP HOME FOR MENTAL PATIENTS...how is this confession wacky? It`s exactly what i`d expect.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 8:24 am
    The Late, Great George Carlin had a word for that neighbor`s attitude: NIMBY. Not in my back yard.
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    then00b2000 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 11:50 am
    Scizophrenic killing his room mate? Gee? And he blames his "imaginary friend" for saying Kill him he`s a warlock? Serously it`s not a sign of god it`s a sign of the criminally insane. If you do remember everyone is entitled to live until they are a criminal. Where do you get an illusion of christ from this?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    August 1, 2008 at 11:52 am
    ...and it happened in a group home for MENTAL PATIENTS. How surprising.
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    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    Should`ve used magic missile, wouldn`t have left any clues. Also, drat you grammar checker, should`ve is a valid contraction!
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    Man, crazy people are...crazy.
    They would keep them totally away from the rest of us, but it gets too expensive for someone that isn`t warlock killing 80% of the time
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    Ortega, he`s crazy, but Otega Salsa is crazy good!!!
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    i would never bunk with a guy that was in a f_ucking mental hospital
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    I love how the cop is all excited about it. "It was STEVE who convinced him to HAUL out his knife and START SLASHING!!!"
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    Trabenbass51 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 6:19 am
    itz th@t g0sh darn rap musik and of of them drugs and ghetto thumpin..it playz trix on ya headspace...
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    153Fish Male 13-17
    162 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 11:10 am
    This dude has DEFINITELY got the insanity plea.
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    emjaybee Male 13-17
    30 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    lmao. "haul out his knife and start slashin`!"

    how demure.

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