Greatest Wacky Confession Ever

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

I don"t even want to tell you what his excuse was, here"s a tease: Warlocks and imaginary friends named Steve.
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Male 30
lmao. "haul out his knife and start slashin`!"

how demure.

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Male 162
This dude has DEFINITELY got the insanity plea.
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Male 13
itz [email protected] g0sh darn rap musik and of of them drugs and ghetto thumpin..it playz trix on ya headspace...
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Female 1,398
I love how the cop is all excited about it. "It was STEVE who convinced him to HAUL out his knife and START SLASHING!!!"
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Male 1,089
i would never bunk with a guy that was in a f_ucking mental hospital
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Male 1,365
Ortega, he`s crazy, but Otega Salsa is crazy good!!!
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Male 3,310
Man, crazy people are...crazy.
They would keep them totally away from the rest of us, but it gets too expensive for someone that isn`t warlock killing 80% of the time
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Male 510
Should`ve used magic missile, wouldn`t have left any clues. Also, drat you grammar checker, should`ve is a valid contraction!
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Male 11,740
...and it happened in a group home for MENTAL PATIENTS. How surprising.
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Male 19
Scizophrenic killing his room mate? Gee? And he blames his "imaginary friend" for saying Kill him he`s a warlock? Serously it`s not a sign of god it`s a sign of the criminally insane. If you do remember everyone is entitled to live until they are a criminal. Where do you get an illusion of christ from this?
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Male 3,322
The Late, Great George Carlin had a word for that neighbor`s attitude: NIMBY. Not in my back yard.
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Male 477
wait wait wait...this was in a GROUP HOME FOR MENTAL PATIENTS...how is this confession wacky? It`s exactly what i`d expect.
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Female 850
HEY! I had an imaginary friend named steve! Well, I`m happy he found work......
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Male 57
Primetimekin... If you search for "Evangelical witch" you had to have found multiple articles, including one titled "Evangelicals have become this century`s witch burners".

I don`t get how you`re differentiating between evangelism and being Baptist. When I think of evangelicals, Billy Graham would be one of the first examples that comes to mind and he`s a Southern Baptist.

Anyway... splitting hairs either way. The dogma supports the delusion and the acts of violence.

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Male 382
Killeen, that sounds like a fun place to live, what with the name and all the witch hunts going on.
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Male 72
It`s people like this who cause Global Warming!
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Female 192
ah, New Mexico... what has come of thee...
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Male 7,933
jakesteele, they are baptist, I searched for evangelicals.
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Male 57
All I have to say is... QQ more, PvP Server!
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Male 57
primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
3289 Posts

Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.
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Wikipedia, under "witch-hunt" - "In August 1999, Jack Harvey, pastor of Tabernacle Independent Baptist Church in Killeen, Texas allegedly arranged for at least one member of his church to carry a handgun during religious services, "in case a warlock tries to grab one of our kids...I`ve heard they drink blood, eat babies. They have fires, they probably cook them..." During speeches which preceded his church`s demonstration against Wiccans, Rev. Harvey allegedly stated that the U.S. Army should napalm Witches. One of the protesters carried a sign which read "Witchcraft is an abomination" on one side and "Burn the witches off Ft. Hood" on the other. A Wiccan faith group is active at Ft. Hood, a large army base near Killeen.&quo

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Male 169
You can tell that bloke used to do voice overs for (American) football games.
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Male 7,933
catbarf
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, July 31, 2008 9:28:36 PM
Replace Steve with God.
Replace warlock with witch.
`God told me he had to die, because he was a witch!`

Cue mindless support from the evangelical community.

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Just did a search of man killing witch, I did not find a man killing a witch nor support from evangelical communities.

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Male 221
He probably didn`t give him a healthstone.
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Male 382
Why are people blaming GTA4? Sure it promotes violence but I`m pretty sure there aren`t any warlocks or imaginary people called Steve in it?
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Male 838
Dude... What happens when that warlock gets enough experience to start throwing around 9th level spells? Then I`ll bet you wished you took him out sooner, huh.
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Male 782
I hope they also convict "Steve". Damn his lies! Mutiny abroad!
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Male 348
SOMEONE is looking for an insanity plea.
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Male 493
I blame Max Payne for my painkiller addiction.
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Female 4,028
Well, don`t that beat all? A home of mental patients or whatever? Not surprising it happened then, eh?
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Male 92
i think we should go back to the eye-for-an-eye thing...

id get so much revenge on my brother...

-rubs hands... menicingly-

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Male 552
lol The reporter was getting into that story.
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Female 15,763
Ah. Mental patients. Now it all makes sense.

Pff, this has nothing to do with GTAIV!

I blame Bush.

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Male 9,306
Josh: You`d turn it into reality TV wouldn`t you?
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Male 285
That was a very "passionate" reporter...
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Male 150
That`s right. If I ran a mental home, I would give each of the patients a random weapon. Some of them may get lucky. Others, not so much.
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Male 341
I also blame GTA...
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Male 2,593
If the Evangelicals aren`t pushing their religion and, instead acting by their religion most of them are great people
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Male 2,593
@catbarf
It`s all bs, nonetheless
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Male 475
a level ?? human warlock! hurry take him out!
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Male 1,455
I just want to stress that the reason for my posting that analogy is to point out that this crap happens *all the time*. People just don`t see it as being so wacky because it`s got a familiar name and cause.
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Male 9,306
at "Haul out his knife, and start slashing" I closed it. Show some respect and professionalism you joke of journalism.
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Female 831
If Whitehorse isn`t a warlock name, i don`t know what is.
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Female 306
^ Very good. Wish people would think of it that way.
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Male 1,455
Replace Steve with God.
Replace warlock with witch.

`God told me he had to die, because he was a witch!`

Cue mindless support from the evangelical community.

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Female 1,287
xD
steve needs to make some mroe friends.

but really, when the repoter guy was like `hacking and slashing` he was into it and doing some moves to go with it.
xDDD

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Female 1,142
I hope that guy gets what`s comin` to him.
Honestly, toying with the mind of a mentally ill man?
Grow up, Steve. Grow the f` up.
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Male 182
probably just some bad acid trip or something, HAHAHA
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Male 815
damn... well i mean i guess that`s what happens when you let warlocks into group homes... i mean sure they seem like they`d be great for group therapy with all their fancy spellbinding and poo, but then something like this always happens...

don`t let warlocks near our criminally insane...
::end psa::

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Female 1,652
Why do they let a mentally ill man carry a knife?
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Female 2
the voices have once again killed an innocent roommate. when will the murdering stop?
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Female 1,386
Strange how it does make sense if you think WoW.
maybe imaginary steve, was really an online pal who plays world o` warcraft and had a thing against this guy`s warlock character.
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Male 2,593
I don`t blame him, I`ve had some pretty pooty roomates.

@alice
Hey! you changed your hair!?

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Female 408
"To HAUL OUT OF KNIFE AND SLASH HIM IN THE STOMACH BLOOD AND GUTS WERE EVERYWHERE, IT WAS AWES-HORRIBLE SITE TO SEE. Ahem, and back to you Tim."
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Female 163
don`t blame WoW... just blame the people that spawned from that man`s head.
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Female 264
i dont think he`s making it up. after all, he was in a mental institution for something serious before..
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Male 1,766
DAMN YOU GTA4!!!!
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Female 5,139
urgh thats awful... i blame WoW?
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Male 20,148
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