Googling `Biggest Regrets` on the Web

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny
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The biggest real-life regrets as found on the internets.
There are 122 comments:
Male 1
This is a great video, this is an interesting collection. Also reminds me of Postsecret.com and BiggestRegrets.com
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Female 59
Not seeing George Carlin live... I second that!!
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Male 150
Wow that was depressing
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Male 8
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Male 38
When I watched the video, I was filled with this warm feeling about how great humanity is, but then I read:
"it totally reminded me of post secrets.....and i loved it....i don`t regret anything in my life....i believe that everything happens for a reason....but it`s nice to know that when i have my off days....and i start thinking about things that i should regret...that i`m not alone in thinking about it....i don`t allow it to consume my life.....but i do think about alot of the things mentioned in that video once in a while....... "
...and I was reminded of all the things in a person that piss me off and the warm feeling went away. It`s nice to know both worlds.
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Never saw the video but your post tells more than enough.

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Female 471
reminds me of postsecret or grouphug.. intersting vid.
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Female 21
I hate this video, it just makes me feel like a total moron. None of those are even bad things except the `sleeping with my girlfriends mum` one. Am i the only person who drats up hugely on an almost daily basis? Most of them were changeable things, like starting smoking or dropping out of school. I wish my smoking habit was the biggest problem i had.
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Male 6
Some of those were pretty intense, others I was like wtf lol.
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Male 1,109
booty call to madre. ha.
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Female 374
bored :P
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Female 375
wow. that was a touching video. im still so young, but i feel i`ve missed out on so much already. =[
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Female 8
I regret putting things off till tomorrow when I can do them today
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Female 192
man, this sucks. i`m only a teenager and i already regret a ton of poo.
and i don`t know if they copied post secret or not, but stop worrying about it so much...
OMG so you SOOOO JUST copied PoSt [email protected]##!!! mUDKIPS!
yeah, there`s plenty of stuff like this out there.
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Female 576
I really liked it.
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Male 486
depressing yet enlightening.......really?......no.......kinda kewl non the less tho
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Female 53
Aww, I thought it was going to be funny, but it was really poignant, I`m going to go watch something happy now to cheer up
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Male 291
i regret watching this :P
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Female 6
I don`t regret anything I`ve done. I regret what I haven`t done.
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Male 608
phial
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Male 25
I really liked the film style. It reminded me of a Wes Anderson video.
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Male 432
I regret using t9 in this conversation and NOT looking at what i was texting to my friend:

her:i dont know why people eat only veggies they`re alive too right? and there are a lot of pretty plants i couldn`t eat those

me: so are cows but i love eating those

text cows in t9 on your phone.

extreme regret, i seriously haven`t lived that down yet and it`s been more than a year

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Male 1,583
i regret not asking out an awesome chick when i had the chance and i knew she was crazy about me.
(my homies from the open forums prolly know what i mean)
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Male 63
I regret having 2 dozen jalepeno hot wings last nite. And so does my ass.
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Female 74
sad and yet funny. lol. life is like that.
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Female 1,677
It was a little gay? Why do people say that? That doesn`t mean ANYTHING YOU BIGOT.

Ahem.

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Female 252
IMHO, the video was a little gay. The music too.
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Male 219
`Remember, it`s better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven`t`

Nice vid though. I`m just glad I did grow up to be a transformer.

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Female 531
funny in some spots, poignient in others.
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Female 60
Oh-and it shouldn`t be under funny.
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Female 60
I thought that video was touching and poignant. Much like Post Secrets as mentioned previously, but that doesn`t take anything away from it.
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Male 4,867
"started smoking at 19, should`ve started at 14"
well at least ive done one thing right in my life
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Female 1,470
random...
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Male 1,365
Always late to post...regret nothing and try to be better, we are the clay of our actions and most people I have met in life, I really like..so, we may have a few flaws but the whole greatly outweighs the few moments in life that everyone else has forgotten except us.
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Male 3,058
Hmm... I don`t regret sleeping with my girlfriends mother... She was HOT.
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Female 1,297
I wanted to be a mermaid..it was kinda depressing realising I couldn`t

And wasting so much time

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Female 173
it was pretty funny. some were sad, but whatever.
killjoys suck.
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Female 1,002
I thought it was funny o3o
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Female 1,062
why was this filed under "funny"?
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Male 407
I facepalm`d when it said "Not grabbing the most gorgeous girl in my life when i had the opportunity"

....

DAMNIT >___<

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Female 4,028
"Let`s not regret, let`s reconsider."
It did remind me of Postsecret.

Thankfully, I did not let myself make the decision that could have cost me a lifetime of regret. I told my first love that I liked her as more than a friend. Now I can go through life in semi-peace.

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Female 282
hahaha "Not growing up to be a transformer"
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Male 1,825
no, actually this video is fake and theres no way all this would come up from googling this
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Male 201
wtf drat man its as video who cares ! no one cares what you think ! here take this into consideration : We ALL FAIL at life! i mean we all die young or with regrets. i got told that by my mom before she died and since then i don`t think about what i do. good or bad i just do it.
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Male 1,024
oh no!
accidental booty call to mom? that`s bad.
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Female 114
The only funny one on there was the booty call text message :D
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Female 5,139
quick_sand8

does that mean when something bad happens in our lives we are not allowed to be sad, cos someone always has it worse... dont be silly, if you couldnt have a whine or feel crappy anout something thats happened to you we would all go mental.

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Female 5,139
funny that, everyone says its depressing but it made me happy that other people have silly regrets too..ones that dont really matter lol. like me :D

the smoking ones were depressing

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Male 33
im surprised " voting for Bush" didnt show up on that video lol.
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Male 2,395
This is one depressing video. I regret watching it. :(
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Male 5,620
Meh.
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Female 41
I liked it. It was like the things ABC news did, "3 words" where they had people send the videos and pictures in to them, and then ABC put them together. Some are funny, some are sad, some are inspiring and some are just stoopid.
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Male 89
I regret having read the comments section and seeing how many douchebags there are on this site calling people whiners. This guy googled "biggest regret" and made a video of the results he found. It`s not like the people e-mailed him their problems. Everybody goes through poo in their life and they deal with it in different ways. Let them deal with it in their own way.
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Male 5,094
...And adressed to Matt. That mafe me laugh so hard.
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Female 264
i love how there were funny ones mixed in with the most depressing things
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Female 182
Oh, how people can be united in sorrow and also in sharing the despise for the sorrowful. Is that even grammatically correct?
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Female 492
At first I was like "awww.."
But some of them were pretty funny!
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Female 744
Just like the transformer person, I regret not growing up to be like Browly. His power is maximum.
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Female 263
reminded me of post secret.
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Male 25
gotta be one of the most depressing yet one of the best video`s i`ve seen on IAB
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Male 1,231
That was great, i enjoyed it!
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Female 406
I stopped watching after,

"I started smoking when I was 19... Should of started at 14."

IT`S "SHOULD HAVE," NOT "SHOULD OF." JEEZ.

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Male 240
I found most of them funny, but there you go. And I regret Heaven using so many ellipsis.
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Male 19
Hehe loved the: I stole some Star Wars Mini Machines from a shop when I was younger. I don`t regret that though, they were pure awesome!
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Female 4,197
I found most of em funny :/

texting mum about the booty call to matt was the funniest XD

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Female 248
"meh...... it really didn`t affect me."

nor me, pretty lame vid :\

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Male 4,546
I regret reading the responses to the video.

:P Thppppppppt.

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Male 191
DAMNIT the transformer thing made me cry, you BASTARD! |-(
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Male 250
You clearly have never ate six tacos... there was blood.
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Male 615
The George Carlin one made me so sad. But it was overall pretty funny.

"eating six tacos."

What the hell was that doing there?

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Male 413
some people really poured their hearts out i n that video but i must say that my biggest regret is taking the red pill
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Male 1,089
meh...... it really didn`t affect me.
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Male 91
"Ooph, I can relate with the ingrown toe nail issue, but over a YEAR!? What agony! x_X"

I had one for a month, before I declared the ol` wait and see approach a failure.

I regret playing football drunk.

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Female 1,407
Ooph, I can relate with the ingrown toe nail issue, but over a YEAR!? What agony! x_X
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Male 772
Watching that I realized many things where I think if they had gone differently, things would be better now. I don`t spend my life wishing there was a way to change it, but looking back, I do think things would be better had I done them. At least I wouldn`t be looking back with regret.
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Female 444
I regret not making that time machine. Seriously, I had the plans drawn up and everything.

Glad there were funny bits to it. Ha, sleeping with his girlfriend`s mother. That would be an awkward moment.

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Female 281
Wow. This was a wonderful video. =)
Some made me laugh, some made me think.
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Male 845
i regret not killing that snake.
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Female 36
i`m officially creeped out by groogle`s picture. i think it`s tied with the worm that makes you commit suicide....
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Male 1,685
jesus, now i have to shoot myself...
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Female 475
how...depressing...=/ i liked it but man, should put a lable on it ::WARNNG:: may bumm you out :: O.o
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Male 2,172
My `Biggest Regrets` was googling `Biggest Regrets` and making a video about it.

Oh snap!

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Female 1,006
I thought it was awesome. I feel for the guy who regrets not growing up to be a transformer... I wanted to be a frog.
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Male 1,825
haha, this is fun pissing you guys off
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Male 731
This wasn`t funny at all. Rated 1.
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Male 229
Kevin stop being a mofo rofl XD
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Male 229
Meh, just like post secret... Really cool, for some reason i like this sorta thing, it`s just a way to get stuff off your chest, and it helps.
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Female 119
Actually, I found it funny. I guess I`m just mean? Well... at least I CARE kenny f lol.
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Male 405
i regret sleeping with my girlfriend`s mother
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Male 2,113
man that was sad
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Male 202
Quick someone hug kenny. I call not it.
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Female 781
It made me think about what memories I`d like to have about this summer and how I`m not creating them.

Later, all, off to draw a picture.

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Female 36
lol imjesus.
pretty much said what i was thinking.
and kenny needs to shut up.
my biggest regret would be... having too many regrets, seriously... people like happy people. so the people who throw pity parties are almost never liked and become even more depressed. so really they need to learn to just accept life and be happy.
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Male 472
same here. regretted in watching this. just got me more depressed
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Male 246
2/3 of the way through i regretted watching it
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Male 167
Err. Some people need to calm down. Having a biggest regret doesn`t make you a whiner. It makes you aware of your mistakes.
Jeezus Kriste
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Male 1,825
seriously, nobdy cares what you regret
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Female 466
It`s total B.S. to people who sit and feel sorry for themselves, the world has been cruel, and screw everyone...Yeah, well, get in line!!! People all over the world have had it way worse then you`ll ever have. So the PMS, Poor Me Syndrome, Get over it!! Get up and prove those who say your a loser!
By being SUCCESSFUL! Not a Whiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 122
When I watched the video, I was filled with this warm feeling about how great humanity is, but then I read:
"it totally reminded me of post secrets.....and i loved it....i don`t regret anything in my life....i believe that everything happens for a reason....but it`s nice to know that when i have my off days....and i start thinking about things that i should regret...that i`m not alone in thinking about it....i don`t allow it to consume my life.....but i do think about alot of the things mentioned in that video once in a while....... "
...and I was reminded of all the things in a person that piss me off and the warm feeling went away. It`s nice to know both worlds.
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Male 623
So essentially you copied Post Secrets.
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Female 466
It`s not total bull____, like someone wrote..Most of you guys are very young compared to me,and I could relate to many of those regrets in a way.
But with choices comes consequences. No owners manual when your born, so we all will have some sort of regret. Only those narrow minded self absorbed selfish people think they are perfect, that the rest of us aren`t the norm. Well we are..
Don`t wait to say "I shoulda, woulda, coulda,had I only have known"... We all fly by the seat of our a$$!! RICH in life are those who know that and take the time to be aware of what we can change for the better... Even if it means saying you were wrong... STOP, think, learn, listen....
YOU will be your parents 20yrs from now... So don`t harp on them too much, and don`t beat yourself up later in life when you realize you made mistakes...We all have. That is LIFE...
Blessed are those who are "Aware".......
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Male 1,766
reminds me of this

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Male 307
i found the "Not growing up to be a transformer" one to hit home pretty hard. I FEEL YA BRO! *sobs*
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Male 1,825
nooooboooddddyy caaareessss
just stop
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Female 254
Trusting that douchebag.
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Male 477
My biggest regret is not coming out of the closet when i realized the truth at 14...and waiting until my mom found out on her own 3 years later.

I regret not the things that i have done...only the things that i have not done.

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Male 108
haha that made me think bout my life what ill regret doing and not doing... it put things into perspective. good message
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Female 165
The background song seems so familiar yet I just can`t figure out what it`s called! >< Anyone know? It`s driving me nuts.
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Female 345
lol @ the text message to matt
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Female 345
I liked it. My greatest regret would have to be the fact that I didn`t wait to tell my friend that I was dating her ex. I thought it would be easier if I told her immedietly so she didn`t feel like I was sneaking behind her back. Turns out putting salt on a new wound is worse than opening that same wound later and adding another.
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Male 79
yeah right, woody allen as a second baseman. that`s just ridiculous
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Male 1,825
hey heaven, nobody cares
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Male 1,825
total bullpoo
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Female 15,763
I kept waiting for something like, "Sleeping with that girl who said she was a virgin..."
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Female 460
All that poo and it was an ad for a drating MYSPACE PAGE?!
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Male 171
Boo fudgecing hoo.
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Female 51
it totally reminded me of post secrets.....and i loved it....i don`t regret anything in my life....i believe that everything happens for a reason....but it`s nice to know that when i have my off days....and i start thinking about things that i should regret...that i`m not alone in thinking about it....i don`t allow it to consume my life.....but i do think about alot of the things mentioned in that video once in a while.......
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Male 288
"watching matix on the imax" Man tough life... this is kind of depressing because it made me think of my greatest regrets lol.
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Male 1,220
woooooooooooowwwwwww.

i regret watching this video
it reminded me of postsecret, it was very depressing!

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Female 193
omg i feel like i might cry..
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Male 3,301
Entry for IAB`s most depressing post evar?
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Male 27
I only watched a little bit, it was too depressing.
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Male 20,911
Link: Googling `Biggest Regrets` on the Web [Rate Link] - The biggest real-life regrets as found on the internets.
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