French-Canadian Missile Launch

Submitted by: xxminglexx 9 years ago in Funny

I"d seriously scream if I were them.
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Male 229
This is why we lost to the british in 1763 :(
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Male 143
MISSION FAILED!
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Male 462
And to think we let the Canadians storm a beach on D-Day!
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Female 1,407
*giggle*
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Male 1,049
american= put down all others to heighten your own lack of self esteem + ignorance of ones own sense of pomposity.
Fair comment? No. A generalisation. A stereotype. An ignorant, racist thing to say.
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Male 608
french = surrender + fail
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Male 1,036
Oh god. Silly army.
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Male 2,781
I`M PRETTY SURE THIS HAS BEEN REPOSTED ALREADY BEFORE..

MY BADDAS SUBMITTED LINX GET PASSED UP FOR CRAPPY SH`T AND REPOSTS. OMGDMFG!!!

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Male 505
The american army is more than just shooting friendlies.
WE HAVE dratING IRON MAN, FOR drat`S SAKE!
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Male 5
Repost. However, very funny.
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Male 60
Funny how all the French-Canadian people are complaining about `racism`. Try being an American, we get judged (and hated) worse. Tenfold easily.
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Male 1
lolll so funny how english people hate french... btw we are NOT like those stupid french people from paris LOL... and OH... STFU
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Male 1,361
is ste08 a question talker? possibly
should he shut up? totally
is this video old? yes
will i stop `qt`ing? nevar

will someone tsk at my spelling? always do

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Male 285
wow...are you serious, france?

why even bother trying to have a military?

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Male 838
Ok, bringing the topic back around to the video...
I have to say that if I was actually present at said shooting, I wouldn`t have ran. I wouldn`t have pissed myself, or screamed. I would`ve likely just lowered my head in acceptance of the fact that I was now officially dead.
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Male 2,605
"he french only know how to... ...speak their incredibly subhuman like language."

3/5 of English is derived from French, so I guess that means English is more than half subhuman? Idiot. (Which is a French word, by the way.)

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Male 103
I think everyone can agree that Ste08 is a f*cking retard. If you didn`t read his comments, go look on page 1 and 2.

There. I KNOW, EH? He`s a goddamn dumbass, and "patriots" like him can seriously go to hell, because they aren`t going anywhere else.
Anyone, and I mean, ANYONE who believes their country is the "best" for whatever reason, can EAT MY ASS.

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Male 473
i love how one idiot (ste08) can spark a whole argument. Why does everyone have to say how amazing there country is or how stupid another country is? i mean i doubt anyone is going to change there point of view from reading a comment on some website. Keep the crappy intolerant and opinionated bullsh-it to yourselves, cause no one else really gives a fu-uck
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Male 473
hahaha sucks for them
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Male 319
Hmmmm, looks fake; but duds or misfires can always occur so maybe it was real.
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Male 1,049
The Canadian armed forces are professional, well trained and well disciplined troops, valued contributors to NATO and UN operations, and having served with both American and Canadian soldiers, I know which ones I would rather have at my side in a tough spot. French speaking or otherwise.
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Male 5
If you could actually read it says the missile is FRENCH made and the "launch" was demostrated by French-Canadians.
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Female 215
The IAB forums are so incredibly xenophobic. Almost every single post... it`s the stupid Americans, the stupid French, the stupid Americans, the stupid British, the stupid Americans, the stupid Papua New Guineans, and a little bit more of the stupid Americans. People need to stop hating everyone from a country outside of theirs and accept every place has its mass share of idiots.
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Male 756
All behold the superior historical/weapons knowledge of the 13-17 IAB users! If they say it is so, it must be.
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Female 4,028
Well... that sure worked.

I`d leg it so fast.

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Male 7,933
^^^^
The way to lower the expense of health care is by creating competition not by forcing people to pay taxes for it. As soon as they realize that if you create tax cuts for small insurance companies more people will get that and force the larger ones to lower their prices.

As far as the video, why doesnt this surprise me?

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Male 1,623
^ Yes I agree.
All except the WW2 arguments.
The Russians were ultimately the cause of the downfall of the Nazi Empire. But the Russians were worse, so it didn`t really matter that much.
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Female 260
I am a french canadian and honestly I really find it funny that so much people hate us XD. I mean come on, it`s just a language.

Vive le québec tabarnac. Mes salutation aux québécois sur ce site.

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Male 2,422
Kreator86:
Apparently you don`t know anything about the Crimean war or WWI. Try picking up a history book before you spew your idiotic crap everywhere.
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Male 1,766
would have been more useful if it shot a white flag
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Female 316
this is why canada is no threat to the u.s.
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Female 156
i dont get why so much ppl hate the french.

but i did think it was quite a funny clip though :)

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Female 173
epic. fail.
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Female 2,672
^FAIL
(ps napoleon was corsican, which IS france, thats like saying he`s not american, hes alaskan)
and wots the bet this here prick (kreator86) has never been to france, hell i bet he dont even know where it is.
quit your hating
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Male 11
that happened because it was made by the french. the french only know how to run, hide, screw women, wave their white flags, and speak their incredibly subhuman like language.
this video just proves once again that the french are retarded, and will never have any kind of military vitcoty, after Napolean (by the way, Napoleon wasn`t even french, he was Italian, thats the reason why he dominated Europe back in the day)
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Male 773
i lost a platoon of good men last time that happened.
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Male 165
It`s getting a little cOLD in here.
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Male 868
AnwarNova - "lol DHise believes things in the news rofl"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, no.

I follow the news, listen to what they say, and do further research upon certain material they mentioned. So it is up to me for what to believe. Ang given that this video isn`t mentioned in world news whatsoever (well, maybe in The Onion) doesn`t necessarily make me believe it`s fake. However, it does support my argument. I would think this video to be fake because why would they be operating a missile launcher that is going to fail with results that equal tragedy?
Why is there even a cameraman there? This under a government category and whether it fails or not, no one should see it. Why would it not have been tested before they got a hold of it? Yeah sure, accidents happen. But I`m pretty sure before any weapon of any sort gets to be used by the military that it`s thoroughly tested to the extent of 100% guaranteed not to fail. Answer those and I will think that it`s not fake.

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Male 38
I`m french Canadian.
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Male 27
I love how every teenager on here instantly thinks hes a munitions expert.
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Male 762
im not saying face , but i dunno , seemed like a drill missile to me , thats the british army colour for training munitions , but then why did they run !!?!?
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Male 366
I agree with you sakamura, I`m sick of people claiming for no reason that they hate French or French-Canadian citizens, or any other groups of people. It`s racist talk like that which leads to so much problems with the world today
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Male 237
That`s the danger with these nitpicks in forums, while most people nitpick for fun, some people really do believe the crap they are spewing. I`m québecois, I don`t mind a good laugh here and there, but I am always scared of people who really believe their xenophobic / racist ideologies.

That (damn old) video was funny, and it seriously can happen to anyone. In analogy, it would be like saying a hard drive cannot fail miserably because it`s in a Mac while it can fail in a PC, shut up, it`s the same company that does both hard drives, it`s the same model :) Ooh, look at that Chrysler car, it`s driven by a frenchie, ooh, the hood oughta spring open and mayhem will ensue, it would never happen here, onoes!

(Hey let`s answer the same way, it will be fun) That`s it for me, if you don`t agree, go hide in the arms of your sister you married at your nice trailer park home.

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Female 2,672
Ste08, u know why u remind of a frenchman?
cos ur a dratin ignorant basta*d
Shut up
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Female 2,672
WTF!!!
* Angry voice*
I SUBMITTED THIS IN MARCH BUT FANCY SAID IT HAD ALREADY BEEN HERE!!!
The Swine
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Male 1,623
If they had said "Sacre bleu!", it would have made my day.
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Female 1,470
Repost
Its funny the first time you watch it but then it gets old...
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Male 10,440
pretty damn fake.
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Male 129
If the thing wasn`t armed nothing would have happened. He woulda pulled the trigger and nothing would happen. I mean the fact that it just popped out. there`s no reason at all for it to, unless someone pulled it out lol
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Male 2,172
It`s because the soldier did not arm the missile before he fired. There was no risk of any explosion tho.
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Male 129
if the missile was a dud, it would have flown and not exploded, or it wouldn`t have fired. the thing was pointed up so it didn`t fall out, but no actual launch happened. probably pulled by a string, eh?
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Male 153
Mmm... I think this is fake, but if it isn`t, it`s not really a huge deal. Anti-armor warheads aren`t on a timer. They fly until they hit something.
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Male 916
Interesting, Americans don`t exist according to STe08. As all French Canadians are in fact French and as all African Americans are in fact Africans, so must all US Americans whose ancestors colonized America be Europeans. Ha!
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Male 3,369
Ste08
Male, 18-29, Western US
528 Posts Saturday, July 05, 2008 2:38:35 AM
glad to see i win this arguement
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No. You win nothing! All the American army is good for is shooting down friendlys!

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Male 372
Maybe they were nervous at the thought of the U.S dropping bombs on us during training excersize..yet again. however, it is pretty funny.
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Male 561
^^ Apparently this occurs with the US educational system as well. ^^
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Male 2,160
a dud missile, wow, happens with US technology also.
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Male 369
old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old old

the first time this was posted had a better caption too!

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Male 4,004
Ste08
Male, 18-29, Western US
528 Posts Saturday, July 05, 2008 2:10:37 AM
i dunno DHise, they haules a*s pretty damn fast
Ste08
Male, 18-29, Western US
528 Posts Saturday, July 05, 2008 2:10:55 AM
hauled*. got IAM needs a edit button


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Regarding this matter, I have e-mailed I-A-B numerous times about it...

What I usually do when I see a stupid typo is copy and paste what I just wrote, fix my mistake or add a comment and post it all over again, and delete the previous post before anyone notices.

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Male 4,004
manorrd`s link is the better one, you get the full reaction without the lag as it launches.

I speak Canadian French (which means I understand the Quebecois (or Quebeccer) accent and I have no idea what they say after it shoots...

I think I hear "C`est pratique en esti les gars c`chose la" which sarcastically translates to "That thing`s f*cking useful eh guys?."

But it`s too muffled for me to be able to decipher exactly what he`s really saying...

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Male 5,094
Facepalm here as well.
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Male 22
i think its real and i think its high larious. and why do people think its fake because they didnt see it on the news or cant find an article about it... do you think that every little thing that happens around the world is documented? and not only recoreded but put out on the internet for every one to know about? im sure there are thousands of little mishaps that happen everyday that you dont hear about or read about because they never make it to the news. does that blow your mind or something?
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Male 416
Atleast they will not be able to bombard innocent civilians HAHAHAHA imagine that, a country attacking civilians because they labeled them as terrorist I can`t imagine tha... oh wait.
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Male 1
Haha, it`s funny.
And not fake.
But its been on IAB before.
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Male 490
This video... I LOVE IT! Thanks for showing it to me again so i could re-live the experience!
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Male 2,076
lol DHise believes things in the news :-D rofl
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Male 383
wow... i want one!!!
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Male 20
I`m going to call fake.. to me the missle either would fire normally as it is meant to or not come out at all.. i don`t think the release mechanism would be as soft just to make it fall out. I`ve tried to search for a new article but to no avail. What does anyone else think?
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Male 41
ive seen this so many times it starting to do my head in,,, i even get asked by maTes have i seen this clip,,,, over the past 6 months at that !
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Male 3,301
This forum... *facepalm*
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Male 2,372
lol @ Ste08

"defend paris.." ????

Beyond stupid.

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Male 2,372
Repost.

Old as the hills....

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...

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Male 12,138
^^ True Mouichi. I`m off surfing (the real kind). Laters.
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Male 637
It`s not worth it, davymid. Though the influence of culture will obviously change a person, the label will change based on opinion, rather than fact.
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Male 12,138
So therefore e.g. Denzel Washington, Bill Cosby, Barack Obama, Venus Williams, Oprah Winfrey etc etc etc should be considered Africans, rather than Americans?
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Male 722
DHise, I think it might be fake too, there`s a cut just before the missile come out.
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Male 12,138
Ste08, they are not French. Are you saying that African Americans are actually Africans?
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Male 637
It doesn`t seem fake to me, personally. And Ste08, read the title, it says French-Canadian. Completely different. I like how they said `stand by` in english. It`s apparently been too long since I`ve spoken french, I got very little of what they said.
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Male 868
Meh, if I heard about said event in the news, I would believe it.
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Male 12,138
And there`s a delete button. Does very much the same job, i.e. avoiding making you look like a douche.
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Male 12,138
ste08- they`re Canadian, not French.
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Male 868
Funny little skit but you know what I`m bound to say, fake.
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Male 300
That`s hilarious. . .the second that thing came out the camera man freaked. . .I`d definitely do the same too
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Female 761
Link: French-Canadian Missile Launch [Rate Link] - I`d seriously scream if I were them.
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