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Date: 07/06/08 10:45 PM

52 Responses to Firecracker Mouth

  1. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    Link: Firecracker Mouth - With all these fireworks and firecracker videos lately... I found the stupidest one.
  2. Profile photo of sparklezthek
    sparklezthek Female 18-29
    38 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    what an idiot...dont people have better things to do with their lives?
  3. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    Ahh the modern day human at it`s finest
  4. Profile photo of Mrface5
    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:54 pm
    He`ll need a fake nose to go with his plastic teeth.
  5. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    "And that, kids, is why I lost the lower half of my face."
  6. Profile photo of AdamAlmighty
    AdamAlmighty Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    Haha, What a great idea!!!
  7. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    make sure, when lighting firecrackers in your mouth, you wear safety goggles...you know...to be safe
  8. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    Thank God he was wearing safety goggles! You could lose an eye like that! O.o
  9. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    Fail =|
  10. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    was he high?
  11. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    In no way was this not induced by some kind of drug.
  12. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:22 pm
    "was he high?"

    No.. Just stupid.

  13. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    they sure know how to breed em down there in the south
  14. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye...or some teeth!
  15. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 12:38 am
    .."In no way was this not induced by some kind of drug."
    Wearing safety goggles when doing something idiotic=
    +1 point.
    Points for doing something idiotic in the first place =
    -infinity.
  16. Profile photo of haxxorz
    haxxorz Male 13-17
    724 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Hurhurhur.
    Let`s blow up my face guys. :D
    Oh, don`t forget to cover my eyes and ears because those are important to my existance.
  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 12:46 am
    His parents must be so proud.
  18. Profile photo of Shadowspell
    Shadowspell Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Good job dickhead... At least he was ugly to begin with.
  19. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 2:18 am
    "...and those that cannot adapt to their environment will perish..." looks like natural selection takes care of the retards
  20. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:13 am
    and here i thought the human race couldn`t get any stupider...
  21. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:21 am
    Now I`m really thirsty.
  22. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:27 am
    im so disapointed it didn`t blow his jaw clean off
  23. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:31 am
    There is south and then there is deep south...deeep south
  24. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:37 am
    Doesn`t sound like a southern accent to me.
  25. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:38 am
    "OMG LOL OUT OF THE GENE POOL! NATURAL SELECTION OMFGLOL!HURDUERRR."

    Those are getting old.

  26. Profile photo of LiziBoredom
    LiziBoredom Female 18-29
    25 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:55 am
    The lighter not starting was a sign from God.
    He should have listened.
  27. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 6:17 am
    He should of used a bigger firework
  28. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 6:34 am
    It makes me wonder what he figured the end result would be? I`m thinking he figured he`d look like a charred, yet unscathed, Wile E. Coyote from having a stick of TNT blow up in his face.

    It`s too bad they didn`t show the aftermath formerly known as "his teeth".

  29. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 6:47 am
    i wonder why darwin chose to spare this one...
  30. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:23 am
    at least he wore goggles :D
  31. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:32 am
    a god..
  32. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:32 am
    I just can`t imagine why anybody would think this fun... How on earth can anyone, even the dumbest of the dumb, think that sticking a firecracker in their mouth and lighting it off would be a good idea >.< I can only imagine Darwin`s reaction to humans today...
  33. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    993 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Somewhere, an orthodontist just made a lot of money fixing those teeth.
  34. Profile photo of GAMERBOY260
    GAMERBOY260 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 8:50 am
    nice
  35. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 8:54 am
    well, to start with some questions:
    did it burn him?
    did he run to water to cool down his mouth?
    did any teeth fall out/ crunch
    why goggles?
    WHY?
  36. Profile photo of Tarkon
    Tarkon Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Why are the cute ones always so dumb?
  37. Profile photo of DallasGirl
    DallasGirl Female 30-39
    57 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Those kids need a JOB.
  38. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Well, he was bright enough to do it once, with any luck he`ll give it another go.
    I`m hopeful.
  39. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 11:07 am
    Well at least he wore his safety goggles.
  40. Profile photo of chaitanya
    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 11:17 am
    And this will be our science lesson for today. putting a firecracker in your mouth has devastating results. lol.
  41. Profile photo of emsfersure
    emsfersure Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 11:37 am
    wooooooow.
    im so happy ive been enlightend by this stunt.
    seriously? my life is now complete.
    =P
  42. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    Natural selection at work.
  43. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    Natural selection not at work. He will probably live long enough to breed and his idiot genes will be propagated to the next generation. Ensuring that the rest of us will forever be entertained. IAB calls that job security...
  44. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm
    he didn`t foresee this happening and keep a glass of water or something on hand? but then if he was smart he wouldn`t have done it at all. no bet is gonna pay those dental bills.
  45. Profile photo of flakeoff101
    flakeoff101 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    that is the most epic failure of a human being i have ever seen
  46. Profile photo of DicWhole
    DicWhole Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 4:33 pm
    Hey at least he was wearing safety goggles....right?
  47. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    Wow... Whatever possessed this idiot to think this was a GOOD idea???
  48. Profile photo of ledzepplin66
    ledzepplin66 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    no wonder he did it hes ugly
  49. Profile photo of Niyou77
    Niyou77 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    "what a idiot"

    Ahem...

  50. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    ARRGH all the gunpowder in his mouth!
  51. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    southern...i dont care what other people say...southern no doubt about it....gooodbye teeth
  52. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    omg... what a friggen idiot!!! Seriously! How stupid do you have to be to light a firecracker while it`s in your mouth??? What a moron! This`s beyond dumb. This`s "Why do people like this exist" dumb!

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