Firecracker Mouth

Submitted by: Batmanners 8 years ago Funny
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With all these fireworks and firecracker videos lately... I found the stupidest one.
There are 52 comments:
Male 203
omg... what a friggen idiot!!! Seriously! How stupid do you have to be to light a firecracker while it`s in your mouth??? What a moron! This`s beyond dumb. This`s "Why do people like this exist" dumb!
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Male 612
southern...i dont care what other people say...southern no doubt about it....gooodbye teeth
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Male 358
ARRGH all the gunpowder in his mouth!
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Male 58
"what a idiot"

Ahem...

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Male 10
no wonder he did it hes ugly
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Male 3,057
Wow... Whatever possessed this idiot to think this was a GOOD idea???
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Male 28
Hey at least he was wearing safety goggles....right?
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Male 15
that is the most epic failure of a human being i have ever seen
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Female 316
he didn`t foresee this happening and keep a glass of water or something on hand? but then if he was smart he wouldn`t have done it at all. no bet is gonna pay those dental bills.
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Male 2,422
Natural selection not at work. He will probably live long enough to breed and his idiot genes will be propagated to the next generation. Ensuring that the rest of us will forever be entertained. IAB calls that job security...
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Male 342
Natural selection at work.
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Female 2
wooooooow.
im so happy ive been enlightend by this stunt.
seriously? my life is now complete.
=P
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Male 216
And this will be our science lesson for today. putting a firecracker in your mouth has devastating results. lol.
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Male 108
Well at least he wore his safety goggles.
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Male 167
Well, he was bright enough to do it once, with any luck he`ll give it another go.
I`m hopeful.
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Female 57
Those kids need a JOB.
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Male 47
Why are the cute ones always so dumb?
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Female 1,287
well, to start with some questions:
did it burn him?
did he run to water to cool down his mouth?
did any teeth fall out/ crunch
why goggles?
WHY?
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Male 129
nice
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Female 993
Somewhere, an orthodontist just made a lot of money fixing those teeth.
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Male 295
I just can`t imagine why anybody would think this fun... How on earth can anyone, even the dumbest of the dumb, think that sticking a firecracker in their mouth and lighting it off would be a good idea >.< I can only imagine Darwin`s reaction to humans today...
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Male 4,393
a god..
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Male 1,725
at least he wore goggles :D
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Male 2,160
i wonder why darwin chose to spare this one...
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Male 817
It makes me wonder what he figured the end result would be? I`m thinking he figured he`d look like a charred, yet unscathed, Wile E. Coyote from having a stick of TNT blow up in his face.

It`s too bad they didn`t show the aftermath formerly known as "his teeth".

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Male 2,593
He should of used a bigger firework
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Female 25
The lighter not starting was a sign from God.
He should have listened.
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Male 1,228
"OMG LOL OUT OF THE GENE POOL! NATURAL SELECTION OMFGLOL!HURDUERRR."

Those are getting old.

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Male 5,194
Doesn`t sound like a southern accent to me.
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Male 1,365
There is south and then there is deep south...deeep south
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Female 119
im so disapointed it didn`t blow his jaw clean off
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Male 436
Now I`m really thirsty.
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Female 1,070
and here i thought the human race couldn`t get any stupider...
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Male 285
"...and those that cannot adapt to their environment will perish..." looks like natural selection takes care of the retards
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Male 59
Good job dickhead... At least he was ugly to begin with.
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Male 3,301
His parents must be so proud.
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Male 724
Hurhurhur.
Let`s blow up my face guys. :D
Oh, don`t forget to cover my eyes and ears because those are important to my existance.
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Female 525
.."In no way was this not induced by some kind of drug."
Wearing safety goggles when doing something idiotic=
+1 point.
Points for doing something idiotic in the first place =
-infinity.
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Male 788
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye...or some teeth!
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Female 408
they sure know how to breed em down there in the south
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Female 471
"was he high?"

No.. Just stupid.

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Male 4,012
In no way was this not induced by some kind of drug.
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Male 453
was he high?
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Male 292
Fail =|
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Female 471
Thank God he was wearing safety goggles! You could lose an eye like that! O.o
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Male 418
make sure, when lighting firecrackers in your mouth, you wear safety goggles...you know...to be safe
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Male 10
Haha, What a great idea!!!
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Male 209
"And that, kids, is why I lost the lower half of my face."
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Male 152
He`ll need a fake nose to go with his plastic teeth.
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Male 762
Ahh the modern day human at it`s finest
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Female 38
what an idiot...dont people have better things to do with their lives?
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Male 4,004
Link: Firecracker Mouth [Rate Link] - With all these fireworks and firecracker videos lately... I found the stupidest one.
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