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Date: 07/18/08 04:45 PM

50 Responses to Feeding Your F_cking Family

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    Link: Feeding Your F_cking Family - The way to a family`s heart is through their stomachs. So fill up those stomachs, ladies. Or else.
  2. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    meh
  3. Profile photo of minicabbage
    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    It might just be this actress, but without trying to sound sexist, does anyone else find female comedians realy "awkward". Don`t get me wrong, I`m sure someone here will give a list of amazing female comedians as long as my .... (which wouldn`t take up many lines) Just wondered if anyone else felt the same that girls have to try harder to make something funny.
  4. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    it makes me happy she knows her place
  5. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    that was a joke for you idiots out there
  6. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    cook bitch,
    and yes some gals just try 2 hard 2 b funny
  7. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:58 pm
    yeah, she was pretty awkward. i honestly couldn`t tell she was making jokes. i dont know too many good female stand-up comedians
  8. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:59 pm
    Meh.
    I didn`t really get it.
    And yeah, some of us aren`t funny, but try to be, and some of us are really funny and don`t know it.
  9. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    heheh i saw that last night... and i thought it was funny so all you guys can go do something unpleasant!
  10. Profile photo of DolceAmaro
    DolceAmaro Female 13-17
    74 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    oh my god she was hilarious. it was really funny watching her as she stumbled over her "jokes". lol. verry funny.
  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    I cook and I enjoy it..whats the big deal?
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    Building on the gender-bashing started by patthebaker and murrymalty:

    Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    A: Nothing. You`ve told the bitch twice already.

  13. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    wanna hear a joke?

    women`s rights

  14. Profile photo of dellara
    dellara Female 13-17
    148 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Why don`t women go skiing?

    There`s no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.


    Why did the woman cross the road?

    HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE?!


    Heh. -runs away-

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    ^^ See? A ladygirl is joining in on the jokes, so we`re off the hook lads...

    Ladies, we are actually just having a bit of fun... No flame wars please...

  16. Profile photo of Prix-Sobek
    Prix-Sobek Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    How pathetic. But it is true that being a house wife is about as much work as having a career of you`re own. But one should never strive to be perfect: if you can cook, then cook. But if you cannot cook, no matter what you do, then it is just not meant to be.
  17. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Q. Why is a woman like a pack of cards? (I`ll let someone else deliver the punchline on this golden oldie)
  18. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    I drating hate commercial families. So drating much you wouldn`t believe it.

    Why don`t women wear watches?
    `Cause there`s a clock on the stove.

  19. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    A. (guess, probably wrong) Because you play with them until they get old and worn out, then you buy more.
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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    ^^In response to Davymid...
  21. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    You need a Heart to love her,
    You need a Diamond to win her,
    You need a Club to smash her head in,
    And a Spade to bury the bitch.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm
    A.

    You need a Heart to love her,

    You need a Diamond to win her,

    You need a Club to smash her head in,

    And a Spade to bury the bitch.

  23. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    oh...well I was wrong...
  24. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive side.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    last one
    Why couldn`t Hellen Keller drive?
    Because she was a woman.
  26. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    patthebaker beats karobert in a photo-finish. OK, last one...

    Q. Why is a woman like a hurricane?

  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    A. Because when she comes she`s wet and wild. And when she goes, she takes half your f*cking house with her.
  28. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    Good one...
  29. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    never heard that one good though
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:52 pm
    Ba-da-ba-boom, *cymbal crash*. Thank you, thank you very much, you`re a great audience, I`m here till tuesday. Love ya, good night!
  31. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Meh, I smiled on a few parts.
  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:01 pm
    Ahaha, Davy`s jokes made me laugh more than the link.
  33. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    http://www.instantrimshot.com/
  34. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    its not as dirty as it sounds btw
  35. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW this was boring.
  36. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    "Q. Why is a woman like a pack of cards?"

    I`ve know two diff answers to that one:

    A. They`re only fun when they`re already stacked.

    or

    A. You need a Heart to love her,
    You need a Diamond to win her,
    You need a Club to smash her head in,
    And a Spade to bury the b****.

  37. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:45 am
    F*CK YEAHH! NO KIDS!
  38. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:46 am
    Q: What do you call a man with a huge dick?

    A: A vibrator!

    HAA HAA HAA

  39. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:47 am
    Q: What do you call an honest, faithful man?

    A: A vibrator!

    HAA HAA HAA

  40. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 3:23 am
    She is strongly reminding me of someone...
    I actually thought this was funny though.
  41. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:42 am
    IRON MY SHIRT BITCH!
  42. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:56 am
    Q: Why do women actually marry men in the first place?

    A: Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.

  43. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:56 am
    Q: Why do men snore?

    A: Because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapour-lock.

  44. Profile photo of prillypopz
    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:57 am
    I could be here all day, I shall stop there though...
  45. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 9:21 am
    wow ackward
  46. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    her lame dancing is hilarious
  47. Profile photo of minicabbage
    minicabbage Male 13-17
    104 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    dragonshadoz- She reminds me of nicolas cage. with long hair.
  48. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    July 20, 2008 at 9:54 am
    That`s just stupid. It`s not the mother`s job to cook all the time. In fact, in my family, my father is the cook!
  49. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 9:15 am
    Does it make my gay if I cook for my girlfriend then? Or does it make her a lesbian if i can cook better than her
  50. Profile photo of Akeldama
    Akeldama Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    stupid...

    I am so not having children though. =]

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