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I am so not having children though. =]
A: Because their balls fall over their buttholes and they vapour-lock.
A: Because vibrators cant mow the lawn.
A: A vibrator!
HAA HAA HAA
I`ve know two diff answers to that one:
A. They`re only fun when they`re already stacked.
A. You need a Heart to love her,You need a Diamond to win her,You need a Club to smash her head in,And a Spade to bury the b****.
Q. Why is a woman like a hurricane?
You need a Heart to love her,
You need a Diamond to win her,
You need a Club to smash her head in,
And a Spade to bury the bitch.
Why don`t women wear watches?`Cause there`s a clock on the stove.
Ladies, we are actually just having a bit of fun... No flame wars please...
There`s no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Why did the woman cross the road?
HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET OUT OF THE HOUSE?!
Heh. -runs away-
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing. You`ve told the bitch twice already.