Face of Jesus Found In ... Oh, You Take a Guess

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

Actually, it looks more like the I-A-B Bored Face Guy than JC, but you make the call.
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The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
1540 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:21:47 PM
You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?
Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!

What about the Italian man who said he saw the face of the virgin Marry in a blue berry muffin?
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Male 553
nice a jesus video and a WTF video all rolled into one, it just cant get any better than that :-D
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Male 5
lol
"Alright, I think we need to stop sending t.v. crews to these peoples houses whenever they say they`ve seen the face of christ in their pets and their snack foods"
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Male 381
omg i just said my god was cheesus earlier today...cheesus cheddar. wow how weird
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Female 406
Do people always find Jesus this often, or am I right in feeling like people are finding Jesus A LOT lately??

The Cheeto was pushing it... I mean yeah, it BARELY resembled a crucifix, but that`s about it. The cat... No. Just no.

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Female 194
I saw Cheesus AND the one in the ultrasound! Does that make me extra-gullible? -____-
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Female 198
Forget the cat, Tron made the entire news cast.
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Male 493
That Tron guy is more Athletic than Muhammad Ali when he fought Sonny Liston. Really!
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Male 132
they copied that fat guy, he found a cheesus too
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Male 395
Looks more like Osama Bin Laden!
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Male 551
LMAO TRON
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Female 68
This is the second time in the past couple days that something that happened quite close to me landed on IAB... [first one was the guy that dressed like a joker in Three Oaks]...and yet this one is slightly more embarassing... -_-;
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Male 995
As it has already been pointed out, there is no historical valid description of Jesus detailed enough for us to depict, so any appearance is total bollocks. Quite simply...
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Male 436
Keep on giving more percent!
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Female 27
bahahahahaha


"she calls the cheeto `cheesus`"

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Female 27
Stop it at 43 seconds. That`s MLK!
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Female 268
hehe. cheesus. hehe
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Female 110
Haha, "If you look closely.. you still won`t see it." :P
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Female 1,186
these people have no lives if they take the time and effort to look for the face of Christ on their poor kitty`s fur
tron looks like gerard butler in 300
*points at trigod`s icon* oh, wait, he`s not even in here, nevermind
i gave this a four for tron throwing that shopping cart around and that pwnsome song
and because the news guy is so blatantly sarcastic it`s hilarious
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Female 80
ok so.. the ultrasound looked like rasputian and the cat face wasn`t jesus but in fact ringo star. duh
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Male 982
And if you look closely.....you still won`t see it.
But take their word for it!

....lol

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Female 691
i was hoping toast would be involved. i have enough cats for now kthx.

GIVE ME SOME FOOKIN TOAST I-A-B!

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Male 472
somehow he reminds me of ask the ninja
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Male 33
FAKE FA FAKE FAKE FAKE... some noob recorded himself and slapped a MSNBC bar on the top of his picture capture
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Female 17
that was really stupid...it didnt look like anything...
cheesus? the reporter is sooo awesome =]
and the guy and the shopping cart "Tron" wtf?
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Male 59
did anyone else here imagine it was going to be the sun from the descripton after that article of people going blind
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Male 612
omg.....i found jesus on ny keyboard....wait never mind...its just the letter "t"
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Female 282
the reporter was funny :P usually they`re all stuck up
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Male 909
Yeah, Dextrine! You are! As am I.

I saw Jesus on the wall of a church once. I think that makes me some kind of double-pastor of something. So... PRAISE MY JESUSNESS, PEOPLE! I AM THE NEW SAVIOR! I also saw Jesus on a stain on my carpet.

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Male 483
OMG I SAW JESUS in a PICTURE muuuuuuuuuuch clearer than on food or something

as a matter of fact he`s in a WHOLE bunch of pictures, and the cross is everywhere too!!

am i holy yet?

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Male 1,583
reminds me of the episode of that 70`s show where kitty was like
"this one time where i found a Cheeto that looked JUST like Jesus. The beard and everything!"
i dont remember what she said after that though
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Female 97
My cat made a poo yesterday. It looked just like Jesus.
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Male 9,305
Psyduck: LMAO!
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Female 28
Here`s another animal carrying an image of his holiness.

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Male 536
bah, i guessed a corpse. i was hoping it was a follow on to that news story.
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Male 382
dang I was guessing cereal.
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Female 481
Lmfao. I was drinking my diet coke and watching the video it almost came out of my nose when I heard Cheesus.

LMFAO.

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Female 1,142
My guess: Soup

Nope.
I enjoyed how neither the Cheeto nor the cat`s markings resembled Jesus.
Fail.

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Male 437
tron is my new hero
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Male 1,455
I speak fluent German, but I know that it doesn`t mean "timeghost", so I looked it up on Urbandictionary hehe.
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Female 1,470
Jesus in a cat? where?
LOL cheezeus!
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Male 12,138
You beat me to it elHadji
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Male 12,138
^^ Zeitgeist is German. There`s no direct equivalent in english, means something like "the spirit/culture of that particular time"
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Male 1,455
^Spirit of the times.
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Female 15,763
What does ZeitGeist even mean?
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Male 320
JESUS IS SUBLIMINALLY ADVERTISING CHRISTIANITY!
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Male 658
Do these people realize that they are looking for Jesus, not just accidentally finding him?
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Male 477
Good point DuckBoy. The truth is that Jesus probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden than most of the pictures we have of him...that is, if he existed at all. That possibility is made even more ironic by the fact that early Christian sects in Rome basically were terrorists.
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primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
3192 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:34:42 PM
kmuggee
Female, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:23:19 PM
that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time

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Thats what she sai.... wait a minute.


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gahh.... i knew it!!!!!

i was waiting for it when i saw your comment

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Male 3,646
Agreed with davymid, but no one actually knows what Jesus looked like, so it`s all speculation. It`s possible he was a darker skinned, middle eastern person, a blue eyed Caucasian, or he could have been possibly African originated, or he could have had similar looks to a Neanderthal.

But don`t you think you would want your Messiah as a handsome fellow rather than a Neanderthal-like person?

*This post is not intended to offend, just to speculate.*

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Female 306
I`ve never seen him depicted having blue eyes, it`s always brown.
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Male 12,138
What I never understood is why Jesus is always depicted as a tall, white, high-cheekboned, blue-eyed caucasian when he was a jew from the Middle East?


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Female 306
Yeah all I saw was a line that looked either shaved or just a weird stripe in the cat.
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Male 2,395
I dont even see it >_>
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Male 11,739
No big surprise, Jesus likes a little pussy too.
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Female 151
Lol xD! "Keep on Giving More Percents" is officially my new favorite song.
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Female 675
im still waiting for them to find jesus in like a dog turd or something..


pardon the pun but it would be all like :O HOLY CRAP... lol

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Male 352
Tron was the best part.
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Female 657
I wanna see the Tron bloopers.

30 straight second of him busting ass? Yes, please.

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Male 153
All I saw was a circle in the cat. The Cheetoe was cool, but WTF was with that guy at the end?
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Male 15
wow,we americans are DUMB
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Male 28
I couldn`t see it...
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Male 1,455
The Tron part made me laugh so hard.
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Male 418
GOD DAMN FREAKING DOUBLE POST HAPPENED AGAIN.


"Thats what she sai.... wait a minute."

WHY SO SERIOUS

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Female 215
If people believe enough to think that Jesus is sending them a sign through food, ultrasound or cats, then good for them. But if they`re just trying to find ways to find bearded faces in everything they do just to get media attention, then they`re idiots.

I don`t see it in the ultrasound (i could hardly see my own baby on it, don`t ask me to see something weird), but I find that one mildly cute; she was having a difficult pregnancy and it might`ve given her hope that all would be well. Oooor it was just to get attention too.

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Female 239
What the heck is Tron training for again?
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kmuggee
Female, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:23:19 PM
that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time

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Thats what she sai.... wait a minute.

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Male 39
I didn`t really watch the video just kinda skipped around but for some reason that guy messing around with the shopping cart was awesome... it was worth it for that.
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Male 384
Was dat sum King Leonidas in the pussy`s furr!?
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Male 418
Jesus Ultrasound

That`s the Jesus Ultrasound.

And I really don`t see the Jesus in the cat.

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Male 477
The cat`s fur looked more like that "face" on Mars. And thousands of people were crucified, how do we know that Cheeto isn`t Spartacus? or Brian Cohen of Nazareth?
Wait, that`s it! It`s Graham Chapman`s spirit doing advertising for Eric Idle`s new opera based on The Life of Brian...Not the Messiah!
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Male 124
how come every time someone finds something that looks vaguely human in some way it`s either jesus or the virgin mary?

"You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?"

I agree with you there, but the majority of these "sightings" are by mexicans that come here.

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Female 505
I didn`t see Jesus in the kitty fur. And wasn`t there a post on here before were there was a different Cheeto that someone said looked like Jesus kneeling in prayer, and they named it Cheesus too?
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Female 2,084
kmuggee, in case you haven`t noticed, this is i-am-bored.
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Male 292
I actually see Chuck Norris sorta. oO
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Male 9,305
Seriously, doesn`t Jesus have some divine work to be doing? Or does he sit at home all day thinking of what food or object to appear in next?
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Female 681
that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time
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Male 3,646
Hey guys! I found Jesus in my room... on... on... my garbage!
Yeah, that`s right, it`s between the Gatorade bottle, and the Wal*Mart plastic bag!
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Male 391
everything was going fine and funny until Tron...then i was a lil creeped out
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Male 418
"You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited but lunatics, dont you?
Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!"

Uh... was that an attack on religious nuts, americans, news reports, or all three. o.o

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Male 168
Who cares about that cat, Tron is the freakin awesome...
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Male 3,369
You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?

Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!

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Male 418
Jesus Ultrasound

That`s the Jesus Ultrasound.

And I really don`t see the Jesus in the cat.

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Male 22
worst

news

report

ever

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Female 2,084
hahaha. cheeeesus!!
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Male 22
i`m guessing toilet
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Male 407
I`d like to see the Ultrasound jesus one..

but the reporter was funny =\, and what does that guy dancing around the shopping cart have to do with it?

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Male 20,908
Link: Face of Jesus Found In ... Oh, You Take a Guess [Rate Link] - Actually, it looks more like the I-A-B Bored Face Guy than JC, but you make the call.
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