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Date: 07/30/08 12:15 PM

90 Responses to Face of Jesus Found In … Oh, You Take a Guess

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Link: Face of Jesus Found In ... Oh, You Take a Guess - Actually, it looks more like the I-A-B Bored Face Guy than JC, but you make the call.
  2. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:00 pm
    I`d like to see the Ultrasound jesus one..

    but the reporter was funny =\, and what does that guy dancing around the shopping cart have to do with it?

  3. Profile photo of GijsL
    GijsL Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    i`m guessing toilet
  4. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    hahaha. cheeeesus!!
  5. Profile photo of GijsL
    GijsL Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    worst

    news

    report

    ever

  6. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Jesus Ultrasound

    That`s the Jesus Ultrasound.

    And I really don`t see the Jesus in the cat.

  7. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?

    Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!

  8. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    Who cares about that cat, Tron is the freakin awesome...
  9. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    "You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited but lunatics, dont you?
    Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!"

    Uh... was that an attack on religious nuts, americans, news reports, or all three. o.o

  10. Profile photo of masterbob
    masterbob Male 13-17
    392 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    everything was going fine and funny until Tron...then i was a lil creeped out
  11. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Hey guys! I found Jesus in my room... on... on... my garbage!
    Yeah, that`s right, it`s between the Gatorade bottle, and the Wal*Mart plastic bag!
  12. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time
  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    Seriously, doesn`t Jesus have some divine work to be doing? Or does he sit at home all day thinking of what food or object to appear in next?
  14. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:24 pm
    I actually see Chuck Norris sorta. oO
  15. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    kmuggee, in case you haven`t noticed, this is i-am-bored.
  16. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    I didn`t see Jesus in the kitty fur. And wasn`t there a post on here before were there was a different Cheeto that someone said looked like Jesus kneeling in prayer, and they named it Cheesus too?
  17. Profile photo of munimula1
    munimula1 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    how come every time someone finds something that looks vaguely human in some way it`s either jesus or the virgin mary?

    "You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?"

    I agree with you there, but the majority of these "sightings" are by mexicans that come here.

  18. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    The cat`s fur looked more like that "face" on Mars. And thousands of people were crucified, how do we know that Cheeto isn`t Spartacus? or Brian Cohen of Nazareth?
    Wait, that`s it! It`s Graham Chapman`s spirit doing advertising for Eric Idle`s new opera based on The Life of Brian...Not the Messiah!
  19. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    Jesus Ultrasound

    That`s the Jesus Ultrasound.

    And I really don`t see the Jesus in the cat.

  20. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Was dat sum King Leonidas in the pussy`s furr!?
  21. Profile photo of Hubert
    Hubert Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    I didn`t really watch the video just kinda skipped around but for some reason that guy messing around with the shopping cart was awesome... it was worth it for that.
  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    kmuggee
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    568 Posts
    Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:23:19 PM
    that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time

    =======================================

    Thats what she sai.... wait a minute.

  23. Profile photo of msdenee
    msdenee Female 18-29
    240 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    What the heck is Tron training for again?
  24. Profile photo of fleurdelys
    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    If people believe enough to think that Jesus is sending them a sign through food, ultrasound or cats, then good for them. But if they`re just trying to find ways to find bearded faces in everything they do just to get media attention, then they`re idiots.

    I don`t see it in the ultrasound (i could hardly see my own baby on it, don`t ask me to see something weird), but I find that one mildly cute; she was having a difficult pregnancy and it might`ve given her hope that all would be well. Oooor it was just to get attention too.

  25. Profile photo of StufftKid13
    StufftKid13 Male 13-17
    418 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    GOD DAMN FREAKING DOUBLE POST HAPPENED AGAIN.


    "Thats what she sai.... wait a minute."

    WHY SO SERIOUS

  26. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    The Tron part made me laugh so hard.
  27. Profile photo of Jimmis
    Jimmis Male 13-17
    28 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    I couldn`t see it...
  28. Profile photo of ajizzal
    ajizzal Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    wow,we americans are DUMB
  29. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    All I saw was a circle in the cat. The Cheetoe was cool, but WTF was with that guy at the end?
  30. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    I wanna see the Tron bloopers.

    30 straight second of him busting ass? Yes, please.

  31. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Tron was the best part.
  32. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    im still waiting for them to find jesus in like a dog turd or something..


    pardon the pun but it would be all like :O HOLY CRAP... lol

  33. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Lol xD! "Keep on Giving More Percents" is officially my new favorite song.
  34. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    No big surprise, Jesus likes a little pussy too.
  35. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    I dont even see it >_>
  36. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    Yeah all I saw was a line that looked either shaved or just a weird stripe in the cat.
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    What I never understood is why Jesus is always depicted as a tall, white, high-cheekboned, blue-eyed caucasian when he was a jew from the Middle East?


  38. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    I`ve never seen him depicted having blue eyes, it`s always brown.
  39. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    Agreed with davymid, but no one actually knows what Jesus looked like, so it`s all speculation. It`s possible he was a darker skinned, middle eastern person, a blue eyed Caucasian, or he could have been possibly African originated, or he could have had similar looks to a Neanderthal.

    But don`t you think you would want your Messiah as a handsome fellow rather than a Neanderthal-like person?

    *This post is not intended to offend, just to speculate.*

  40. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    3192 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:34:42 PM
    kmuggee
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    568 Posts
    Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:23:19 PM
    that was f*cking retarded and a waste of my time

    =======================================

    Thats what she sai.... wait a minute.


    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    gahh.... i knew it!!!!!

    i was waiting for it when i saw your comment

  41. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    lolz :P http://trainingwithtron.com/
  42. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Good point DuckBoy. The truth is that Jesus probably looked more like Osama Bin Laden than most of the pictures we have of him...that is, if he existed at all. That possibility is made even more ironic by the fact that early Christian sects in Rome basically were terrorists.
  43. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    Do these people realize that they are looking for Jesus, not just accidentally finding him?
  44. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    JESUS IS SUBLIMINALLY ADVERTISING CHRISTIANITY!
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    What does ZeitGeist even mean?
  46. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    ^Spirit of the times.
  47. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    ^^ Zeitgeist is German. There`s no direct equivalent in english, means something like "the spirit/culture of that particular time"
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    You beat me to it elHadji
  49. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    Jesus in a cat? where?
    LOL cheezeus!
  50. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    I speak fluent German, but I know that it doesn`t mean "timeghost", so I looked it up on Urbandictionary hehe.
  51. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    tron is my new hero
  52. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    My guess: Soup

    Nope.
    I enjoyed how neither the Cheeto nor the cat`s markings resembled Jesus.
    Fail.

  53. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:08 pm
    Lmfao. I was drinking my diet coke and watching the video it almost came out of my nose when I heard Cheesus.

    LMFAO.

  54. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    dang I was guessing cereal.
  55. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    bah, i guessed a corpse. i was hoping it was a follow on to that news story.
  56. Profile photo of Psyduck
    Psyduck Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Here`s another animal carrying an image of his holiness.

  57. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    Psyduck: LMAO!
  58. Profile photo of Seven1Eight2
    Seven1Eight2 Female 18-29
    97 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    My cat made a poo yesterday. It looked just like Jesus.
  59. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    reminds me of the episode of that 70`s show where kitty was like
    "this one time where i found a Cheeto that looked JUST like Jesus. The beard and everything!"
    i dont remember what she said after that though
  60. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    OMG I SAW JESUS in a PICTURE muuuuuuuuuuch clearer than on food or something

    as a matter of fact he`s in a WHOLE bunch of pictures, and the cross is everywhere too!!

    am i holy yet?

  61. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Yeah, Dextrine! You are! As am I.

    I saw Jesus on the wall of a church once. I think that makes me some kind of double-pastor of something. So... PRAISE MY JESUSNESS, PEOPLE! I AM THE NEW SAVIOR! I also saw Jesus on a stain on my carpet.

  62. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    the reporter was funny :P usually they`re all stuck up
  63. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    omg.....i found jesus on ny keyboard....wait never mind...its just the letter "t"
  64. Profile photo of abcdxyz
    abcdxyz Male 18-29
    59 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    did anyone else here imagine it was going to be the sun from the descripton after that article of people going blind
  65. Profile photo of csoup1414
    csoup1414 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    that was really stupid...it didnt look like anything...
    cheesus? the reporter is sooo awesome =]
    and the guy and the shopping cart "Tron" wtf?
  66. Profile photo of cjyogi65
    cjyogi65 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    FAKE FA FAKE FAKE FAKE... some noob recorded himself and slapped a MSNBC bar on the top of his picture capture
  67. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    somehow he reminds me of ask the ninja
  68. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    i was hoping toast would be involved. i have enough cats for now kthx.

    GIVE ME SOME FOOKIN TOAST I-A-B!

  69. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    And if you look closely.....you still won`t see it.
    But take their word for it!

    ....lol

  70. Profile photo of maverybones
    maverybones Female 18-29
    81 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    ok so.. the ultrasound looked like rasputian and the cat face wasn`t jesus but in fact ringo star. duh
  71. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:02 pm
    these people have no lives if they take the time and effort to look for the face of Christ on their poor kitty`s fur
    tron looks like gerard butler in 300
    *points at trigod`s icon* oh, wait, he`s not even in here, nevermind
    i gave this a four for tron throwing that shopping cart around and that pwnsome song
    and because the news guy is so blatantly sarcastic it`s hilarious
  72. Profile photo of GreenDay1039
    GreenDay1039 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    Haha, "If you look closely.. you still won`t see it." :P
  73. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:21 pm
    hehe. cheesus. hehe
  74. Profile photo of Ineffable
    Ineffable Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    Stop it at 43 seconds. That`s MLK!
  75. Profile photo of ridinhorses9
    ridinhorses9 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:13 pm
    bahahahahaha


    "she calls the cheeto `cheesus`"

  76. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    Keep on giving more percent!
  77. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:45 am
    As it has already been pointed out, there is no historical valid description of Jesus detailed enough for us to depict, so any appearance is total bollocks. Quite simply...
  78. Profile photo of kittykatrock
    kittykatrock Female 18-29
    68 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:01 am
    This is the second time in the past couple days that something that happened quite close to me landed on IAB... ...and yet this one is slightly more embarassing... -_-;
  79. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:13 am
    LMAO TRON
  80. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:20 am
    Looks more like Osama Bin Laden!
  81. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:47 am
    they copied that fat guy, he found a cheesus too
  82. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
    That Tron guy is more Athletic than Muhammad Ali when he fought Sonny Liston. Really!
  83. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Forget the cat, Tron made the entire news cast.
  84. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    I saw Cheesus AND the one in the ultrasound! Does that make me extra-gullible? -____-
  85. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Do people always find Jesus this often, or am I right in feeling like people are finding Jesus A LOT lately??

    The Cheeto was pushing it... I mean yeah, it BARELY resembled a crucifix, but that`s about it. The cat... No. Just no.

  86. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    omg i just said my god was cheesus earlier today...cheesus cheddar. wow how weird
  87. Profile photo of Caminator
    Caminator Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:25 am
    lol
    "Alright, I think we need to stop sending t.v. crews to these peoples houses whenever they say they`ve seen the face of christ in their pets and their snack foods"
  88. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
    554 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:13 am
    nice a jesus video and a WTF video all rolled into one, it just cant get any better than that :-D
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    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 2:31 am
    The_Maddog
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    1540 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 12:21:47 PM
    You Americans do realise these insane few, coupled with the fact news networks acctually report these stories, is making your country look like its inhabitited by lunatics, dont you?
    Please...stop the maddness. Punch an idiot today!

    What about the Italian man who said he saw the face of the virgin Marry in a blue berry muffin?
  90. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 10:13 pm

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