Eyes Wide Shut Sex Party Coming to Florida

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Hey, as long there"s Tom Cruise doesn"t show up, I"m OK with this.
There are 26 comments:
Female 316
pride for my state continues to grow. i wonder if they`re still considering that secession plan?
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Female 73
Thats like 20 minutes away >.<
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Female 4,028
I`m a little confused as to how it all works...
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Male 533
I live in Pasco County...

"Something`s going on down there, and it`s not doing any good."

I`m going to have to say that it`s the hazardous mixture of a highly concentrated population of old people and the general lack of common sense had by all the other residents here.

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Male 477
MrVage
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3 Posts Wednesday, July 16, 2008 9:09:13 PM
"America...Founded on Porn."

America and the United States of America are not synonymous there. The entire land mass that is the Americas is named after Vespucci, but the area that is now the US was settled by the extremely religious Pilgrims.
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And the French, and the German, and the Spanish and regular Brittish. Those damned party pooper Puritans weren`t the only one`s here. The Colonies themselves were mostly English and German, not Puritan at all. But then we bought the french land which was nearly 4 or 5 times the size of the colonies, and then the Spanish land which was even bigger. NOt to mention all the people who lived here in the first place that just got slaughtered along the way.

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Female 142
I don`t get what the big deal is? o_O
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Female 466
Florida SUCKS!!!!!!
Live there and then come back here!
15yrs was enough for me!!!!
CRIME, CRIME, CRIME...You think L.A. is bad???
Nah, Miami is the worst!! then Broward...Then West Palm Beach, then.....the whole friggen state!!!!!
I want to live with BARS on my windows and doors...
No.................
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Male 9
"America...Founded on Porn."

America and the United States of America are not synonymous there. The entire land mass that is the Americas is named after Vespucci, but the area that is now the US was settled by the extremely religious Pilgrims.

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Male 477
It`s funny that the American public is so afraid of sex. Especially considering that the real reason the Americas were named after Amerigo Vespucci and not Columbus was not that Amerigo beleived it was a new world, but that he was just more famous due to the stories he wrote back to Europe about his sexual exploits with the native women. America...Founded on Porn.
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Male 2,593
p.s. I`m in
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Male 2,593
"well, don`t all the nuts roll down to florida"
Just incase you needed an X-Files quote of the day.
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Female 55
"Tom Cruise is gunna be secretly there, i bet."
Maybe Xenu will be there as well.

Don`t forget what Floriduh is shaped like,
hence the weirdness.
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Male 2,395
Tom Cruise is gunna be secretly there, i bet.
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Male 3,369
^^
Thats not exactly original to America!
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Male 2,172
"... This is america..." Bingo.

The more cash you has the more sex you has.

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Male 3,369
primetimekin:
the only "weirdness magnet" that exists is on your head.

I was about to book my next holiday but screw the no contact policy!

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Female 193
opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
1861 Posts Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:11:16 PM
God damn, how many weird entries about Florida are there on this site?
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19.... yup

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Male 7,933
I have found it! The weirdness magnet is actually under the Golden Glades interchange. We must destroy it NOW!
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Male 7,933
For all of you wondering about the gunshine st (yes thats what we call it)

Its the weirdness magnet. There is a giant magnet buried underground that brings weird news. Sex parties, Anna Nicole, Elian, Hurricane Andrew, A-Rod`s divorce, just about everything under the weird category. I am going to carefully plot the points and tell you where the weirdness magnet is located.

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Female 738
Eyes Wide Shut was one of the weirdest movies I`ve ever seen... in a bad way. That movie was terrible.
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Male 731
I hate my state.
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Male 1,766
wow explosivly sexy isnt that dangerous
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Male 7,933
Well, this certainly changes my vacation plans
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Male 33
my first firsy... agreed no tom cruise
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Female 15,763
God damn, how many weird entries about Florida are there on this site?
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Male 20,194
Link: Eyes Wide Shut Sex Party Coming to Florida [Rate Link] - Hey, as long there`s Tom Cruise doesn`t show up, I`m OK with this.
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