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Date: 07/30/08 09:28 PM

50 Responses to Eat Less, Move More

  1. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Link: Eat Less, Move More - Diet pills and surgeries are not always the answer. The answer: Keebler`s New Double Stuffin` Marshmallow Fudge Sludgers
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    I recognize her face... BUT FROM WHERE?

    D:

  3. Profile photo of SyXxlunatic
    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???????
  4. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    604 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    Completely off topic, opie... I read about abs, you poor thing. At least on the bright side, it didn`t wrap around something vital. :(...
    Also, it`s great that ur keeping a good attitude about it, googly eyes and all, i know plenty of people who would wallow in sadness all day and try to get attention cuz of it.
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    604 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    A.B.S, not abdominals, lol
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    Well it`d be completely different if I was born with normal limbs and then lost them later. I`d have to relearn everything. This way, I just grew up with it and its how I function. I`m not really into sports (As is obvious from some of my comments >_>), so that works out fine.

    Plus, there are always googley eyes.. :`D

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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    i recognize the face too...hmmm. that was madtv, wasn`t it?
    anyway, it was pretty funny.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:35 pm
    OMFG, PS I whole heartedly agree with your picture.
  9. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    Elves love fat ladies, we`re like black dudes! HAHA
  10. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    how the hell does that work?
  11. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    as easy as 1, 2, 3
    lol

    mm i do that and im still fat buuuu
    well not that fat but a lil bit chubby
  12. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm
    Billions of dollars are made by both shoddy `exercise` equipment makers (whose devices do absolutely nothing) and diet food makers (whose foods are inedible and do the dieter no good). There is a simple equation: Your weight is determined by...

    Fat in
    less fat burned through exercise

    You can eat like a horse as long as you exercise to compensate for it, or you can eat like a mouse and get fat if you don`t exercise at all. There is no million-dollar secret pill or device, just common sense. Exercise enough to burn more joules than you take in, and you`ll be healthy.

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    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    Thanks for sharing lionhart?
  14. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    ya i hate when people bitch and complain about needing to lose weight, yet they will not accept the inevitable fact that they need to diet and exercise, so they look for some miracurle cure or just dont do anything and bitch and complain


    and also i hate when people who feel sorry for fat people. Unless they have an eating disorder or are in a position where they have no choice except stay fat, the latter being highly unusial, then its there own drating fault.

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    jaredATTACK Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    lawlsss . madtv does it again. xD
  16. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    ya lionhart knows whats up. well really anyone should
  17. Profile photo of saaytin
    saaytin Male 18-29
    171 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    LOL. We`re like black dudes that way.
  18. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Haha.

    "What do I have to do?
    Eat less! Move more!
    That sounds complicated..."

    Ahaha that`s great.

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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    that was farking funny
  20. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    If diets worked there would be very few fat people in the world.
  21. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    Double Stuffin` Marshmallow Fudge Sludgers? sounds delicious! are those available at my major retail outlet?

    also: "The Keebler Elves love fat ladies! We`re like black dudes that way!"
    it`s funny because it`s racist.

  22. Profile photo of Inclusive
    Inclusive Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Hahahaha. Cookies looked good. I want some. :/
  23. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    I thought it was funny, but the comments are making me mad. Some people can`t lose weight simply by exercise and eating less. End of story.
  24. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    As easy as 1 and 2...there is no 3!
    Its that simple!
  25. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    I`m skinny.

    I win?

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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    564 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    "Some people can`t lose weight simply by exercise and eating less. End of story."

    Yes they can. Unless they have a disease, but that`s usually not the case...

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    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    "350 dollars a day" Love the way she said that. Makes me all tingly inside.
  28. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Ahem. If somebody weighs 600 pounds. The Move More becomes Move.

  29. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    "Plus, there are always googley eyes.. :`D"

    opie your so cute sometimes you make me awww out loud!!

  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    Hahaha, thanks Alice. It was my girlfriend`s idea to put the googley eyes on, and it`s been an infamous picture ever since. xD
  31. Profile photo of ohxgosh
    ohxgosh Female 13-17
    8 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    That was great.
    And I completely agree. Fat people who complain about being fat and refuse to do anything about it piss me off so bad.
  32. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:00 am
    is this from MadTV? xD i havent watchted them in ages
    they`re luff
    anyhoo, i`m sad to say, this is the current state americans are in
    me among them *fail*
    offtopic: hey! what happened to opiebreath? am i the only one outta the loop? D=
  33. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:21 am
    lol. that was funny =]
  34. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:56 am
    I`m sorry but I have to ask: Is it harder to be a lesbian with only one hand? OMG THATS SO RUDE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:04 am
    No Peanut, it`s easier.

    ;D

    Good god I need to go to bed. o-o

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:25 am
    Thoses two people are both sides of my brain.

  37. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:29 am
    Meh, fat people are weak humans.
    If you can`t control yourself, you`re no less than a primitive lower-class animal.
  38. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:31 am
    I feel like an non-nice individual for asking, but curiosity got the best of me.
  39. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:43 am
    It`s completely true that almost everyone can lose weigh by moving more and eating less unless they have a thyroid problem or are on pills that prevent weight loss or make you gain weight - a lot of anti-depressants do this.
    BUT that doesn`t mean it is that easy. There are often serious psychological issues that prevent people from acting rationally. People can become addicted to food and it`s lie saying to a heroin addict - don`t inject it`s that simple - of course it isn`t.
    I`ve never hated fat people and I really don`t understand why people do - I do hate fat people who blame everyone and everything but themselves for their situation though.
  40. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5386 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:51 am
    lmao.. racist !! "The Keebler elves love fat ladies, we are like black dudes that way!"
  41. Profile photo of lovemeowmix
    lovemeowmix Female 18-29
    105 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:55 am
    Shows how and why a of people are overweight. But some people cannot lose weight themselves...so yeah.
  42. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:58 am
    HAHAHA
    fat people rule
  43. Profile photo of UPS_Express
    UPS_Express Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:27 am
    LQTM

    The keebler elves love fat chicks.
    We`re like black dudes that way.

  44. Profile photo of Seven1Eight2
    Seven1Eight2 Female 18-29
    97 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:36 am
    Heh. Fatties.
  45. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:11 am
    Reality is funny.
  46. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:02 am
    At te end did he say, "We`re like black dudes that way!"?
    XD
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    redfusionD Male 18-29
    36 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    were like black dudes that way, lmao!
  48. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    "were like black dudes that way" i have the metabolism of a mouse or something i could eat a whole chicken and not gain a pound. lmao
  49. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Yeah, a lot of people have diseases. I, myself, have PCOS (and low metabolism), which prevents weight loss. The only time I lost weight was during the week I ate nothing and had work almost every day.
    I hate when people assume all overweight people are lazy.
  50. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    then don`t eat nothing you stupid drat. just eat less. and move more. its not that drating hard

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