Eat Less, Move More

Submitted by: IkeRay 8 years ago in Funny

Diet pills and surgeries are not always the answer. The answer: Keebler"s New Double Stuffin" Marshmallow Fudge Sludgers
There are 50 comments:
Male 1,825
then don`t eat nothing you stupid drat. just eat less. and move more. its not that drating hard
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Female 767
Yeah, a lot of people have diseases. I, myself, have PCOS (and low metabolism), which prevents weight loss. The only time I lost weight was during the week I ate nothing and had work almost every day.
I hate when people assume all overweight people are lazy.
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Male 1,089
"were like black dudes that way" i have the metabolism of a mouse or something i could eat a whole chicken and not gain a pound. lmao
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Male 36
were like black dudes that way, lmao!
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Female 167
At te end did he say, "We`re like black dudes that way!"?
XD
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Male 2,855
Reality is funny.
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Female 97
Heh. Fatties.
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Male 10
LQTM

The keebler elves love fat chicks.
We`re like black dudes that way.

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Female 1,470
HAHAHA
fat people rule
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Female 105
Shows how and why a of people are overweight. But some people cannot lose weight themselves...so yeah.
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Male 5,620
lmao.. racist !! "The Keebler elves love fat ladies, we are like black dudes that way!"
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Female 311
It`s completely true that almost everyone can lose weigh by moving more and eating less unless they have a thyroid problem or are on pills that prevent weight loss or make you gain weight - a lot of anti-depressants do this.
BUT that doesn`t mean it is that easy. There are often serious psychological issues that prevent people from acting rationally. People can become addicted to food and it`s lie saying to a heroin addict - don`t inject it`s that simple - of course it isn`t.
I`ve never hated fat people and I really don`t understand why people do - I do hate fat people who blame everyone and everything but themselves for their situation though.
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Female 408
I feel like an non-nice individual for asking, but curiosity got the best of me.
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Male 1,623
Meh, fat people are weak humans.
If you can`t control yourself, you`re no less than a primitive lower-class animal.
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Female 2,220
Thoses two people are both sides of my brain.

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Female 15,763
No Peanut, it`s easier.

;D

Good god I need to go to bed. o-o

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Female 408
I`m sorry but I have to ask: Is it harder to be a lesbian with only one hand? OMG THATS SO RUDE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING
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Female 375
lol. that was funny =]
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Female 1,186
is this from MadTV? xD i havent watchted them in ages
they`re luff
anyhoo, i`m sad to say, this is the current state americans are in
me among them *fail*
offtopic: hey! what happened to opiebreath? am i the only one outta the loop? D=
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Female 8
That was great.
And I completely agree. Fat people who complain about being fat and refuse to do anything about it piss me off so bad.
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Female 15,763
Hahaha, thanks Alice. It was my girlfriend`s idea to put the googley eyes on, and it`s been an infamous picture ever since. xD
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Female 5,139
"Plus, there are always googley eyes.. :`D"

opie your so cute sometimes you make me awww out loud!!

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Male 516
Ahem. If somebody weighs 600 pounds. The Move More becomes Move.

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Male 100
"350 dollars a day" Love the way she said that. Makes me all tingly inside.
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Female 562
"Some people can`t lose weight simply by exercise and eating less. End of story."

Yes they can. Unless they have a disease, but that`s usually not the case...

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Male 436
I`m skinny.

I win?

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Male 112
As easy as 1 and 2...there is no 3!
Its that simple!
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Female 767
I thought it was funny, but the comments are making me mad. Some people can`t lose weight simply by exercise and eating less. End of story.
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Male 3
Hahahaha. Cookies looked good. I want some. :/
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Male 891
Double Stuffin` Marshmallow Fudge Sludgers? sounds delicious! are those available at my major retail outlet?

also: "The Keebler Elves love fat ladies! We`re like black dudes that way!"
it`s funny because it`s racist.

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Male 348
If diets worked there would be very few fat people in the world.
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Male 609
that was farking funny
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Male 3,463
Haha.

"What do I have to do?
Eat less! Move more!
That sounds complicated..."

Ahaha that`s great.

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Male 171
LOL. We`re like black dudes that way.
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Male 473
ya lionhart knows whats up. well really anyone should
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Male 39
lawlsss . madtv does it again. xD
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Male 473
ya i hate when people bitch and complain about needing to lose weight, yet they will not accept the inevitable fact that they need to diet and exercise, so they look for some miracurle cure or just dont do anything and bitch and complain


and also i hate when people who feel sorry for fat people. Unless they have an eating disorder or are in a position where they have no choice except stay fat, the latter being highly unusial, then its there own drating fault.

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Female 178
Thanks for sharing lionhart?
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Male 8,302
Billions of dollars are made by both shoddy `exercise` equipment makers (whose devices do absolutely nothing) and diet food makers (whose foods are inedible and do the dieter no good). There is a simple equation: Your weight is determined by...

Fat in
less fat burned through exercise

You can eat like a horse as long as you exercise to compensate for it, or you can eat like a mouse and get fat if you don`t exercise at all. There is no million-dollar secret pill or device, just common sense. Exercise enough to burn more joules than you take in, and you`ll be healthy.

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Female 670
as easy as 1, 2, 3
lol

mm i do that and im still fat buuuu
well not that fat but a lil bit chubby
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Male 2,788
how the hell does that work?
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Male 1,788
Elves love fat ladies, we`re like black dudes! HAHA
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Female 15,763
OMFG, PS I whole heartedly agree with your picture.
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Male 297
i recognize the face too...hmmm. that was madtv, wasn`t it?
anyway, it was pretty funny.
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Female 15,763
Well it`d be completely different if I was born with normal limbs and then lost them later. I`d have to relearn everything. This way, I just grew up with it and its how I function. I`m not really into sports (As is obvious from some of my comments >_>), so that works out fine.

Plus, there are always googley eyes.. :`D

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Male 602
A.B.S, not abdominals, lol
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Male 602
Completely off topic, opie... I read about abs, you poor thing. At least on the bright side, it didn`t wrap around something vital. :(...
Also, it`s great that ur keeping a good attitude about it, googly eyes and all, i know plenty of people who would wallow in sadness all day and try to get attention cuz of it.
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Male 177
ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk???????
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Female 15,763
I recognize her face... BUT FROM WHERE?

D:

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Male 2,703
Link: Eat Less, Move More [Rate Link] - Diet pills and surgeries are not always the answer. The answer: Keebler`s New Double Stuffin` Marshmallow Fudge Sludgers
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