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Date: 07/25/08 03:31 PM

61 Responses to Drunk Gets Knocked Out By UK Cop

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 2:36 pm
    Link: Drunk Gets Knocked Out By UK Cop - If you think the police in America are tough, the UK isn`t that far behind.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    I hate drunken idiots. They get under my skin so bad >-(
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    Oregonian Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    UK cops are the way our cops should be. beat the poo out of the people who need it!
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Heh! My brothers squad (he`s also a policeman) is currently being filmed for that show but its not aired till december or something. Its like a Brit version of cops.

    And yeah..drunks usually do bring it on themselves!

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    @Shellie84

    Agreed. drating drunks. Though I guess life is kinda hard, and not everyone (read: next to no one anymore) has the brainpower to deal with poo on their own.

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    coconutnut Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    "did you smash the window?" "no, you did that"
    drunks are funny to watch, hell to deal with.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:46 pm
    eugenius
    Male, 30-39, Western US
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    Friday, July 25, 2008 2:36:39 PM
    Link: Drunk Gets Knocked Out By UK Cop - If you think the police in America are tough, the UK isn`t that far behind.
    --------------------------------------------------

    Err sorry but no! I`ve met a few American cops this last year who`ve come to spend 3 weeks with British cops just to learn from our boys on some sort of exchange initiative. All from San Fransico so might only be appicable to San Fansico area.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    ^^^
    well, San Francisco doesnt exactly have the toughest cops.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    Well, that`s true Zerocyde. I still don`t get why they have to be obnoxious and start on people just to have an excuse to fight.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    he was really getting on my nerves, then when he sorta got shoved and hit hes head, then said sorry i felt bad for him lol.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:55 pm
    Resisting arrest = Getting yo a$$ knocked out

    I guess even in UK this simple equation doesn`t click.

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    no wait, he said sorry it sounds like, then thank you very much lol.. a little bit of me went "t`aww crazy drunken guy :(" lol
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    kikij Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    since when have american cops been tough? they hide behind guns while it`s hand to hand combat on britain`s streets. the most they usually have is a baton.
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    kikij Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    oooh Maddog I love road wars and street wars. So glad there is a new series coming up.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    "since when have american cops been tough? they hide behind guns while it`s hand to hand combat on britain`s streets. the most they usually have is a baton."

    Haven`t you seen any of the tase videos on IAB. There is no other nation with Police Brutality like ours.

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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    the toughest cops are in vermont
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    iPirate Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    "since when have american cops been tough? they hide behind guns while it`s hand to hand combat on britain`s streets. the most they usually have is a baton."

    Yes, because your police force who are protecting you are going to do a real good job taking down someone with a gun with their bare hands.

    Usefulness>"toughness"

    And, If american police brutality happened as often as Europeans believe then we wouldn`t post them on youtube and have news storys about it. It would just be normal.

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    blueboy092 Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    remember kids if oyu cant get someone to listen...beat the drat out of them
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    What a wonderful English gent. Did you here `em talk? It sounds like poetry. ; )

    Gotta love drunk people, until they puke on you, I guess.

    Alcohol FTW? : /

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    iPirate Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm
    "remember kids if oyu cant get someone to listen...beat the drat out of them"

    Someone needs to do that to kikij

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    spp Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    Ahh I love Road Wars n Street Wars too. They film around my area. I`m WAITING for the day I see some idiot I know on there.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    UK`s cops can`t have guns, right? Well that`s why, then.
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    robsug Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    infact the UK`s armed response are one of the best. Our normal patrol don`t have guns to keep relations as neutral as possible.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    FINISH HIM!!
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    ^^ "Yes, because your police force who are protecting you are going to do a real good job taking down someone with a gun with their bare hands."

    Funniest thing, but because we can`t buy guns in WalMart, not many people are packing a loaded firearm.

    I was in Arizona onceuponatime, and my rental car broke down, so I was parked up on the hard shoulder of the highway. State Trooper pulled up behind me to check out what was going on. He asked me for some ID, so I reached over to the glove-box to grab my passport...

    Motherf*cker had a pistol clapped to my head in SECONDS, screaming blue murder. I swear to f*ck, this is the closest I ever came to getting shot in the face. And I grew up in Northern Ireland.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    oooh Maddog I love road wars and street wars. So glad there is a new series coming up.

    yh same


    RANDOM
    kikij looks like the girl in `The Cottage`

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    And on a lighter note, the British cops are some of the nicest, friendliest, and most efficient in the world.

    Fellow Euro-types will enjoy this little epithet on Euro stereotypes:

    HEAVEN IS WHERE:
    - The police are British
    - The chefs are French
    - The mechanics are German
    - The lovers are Italian
    - And the whole thing`s organised by the Swiss


    HELL IS WHERE:
    - The police are German
    - The chefs are British
    - The mechanics are French
    - The lovers are Swiss
    - And the whole thing`s organised by Italians

  28. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    davymid, i dont think i have ever seen the world described so perfectly

    ****there was a bomb scare in woking today :O****

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    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    wow if some cop did that in Canada he would have been suspended or even have his badge taken away from him. Were to nice here in Canada
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    UK Cops are so hot...
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 5:55 pm
    "- The mechanics are French"

    That made me lol

  32. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    ^^ You`re welcome Prime. One of the largest French car manufacturers is Citroén, which is (pretty much) French for "Lemon".

    Sums it up, right there.

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    spp Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Bomb scare in woking? wtf? who`d think woking was important enough to blow up??
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    shivarama Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    haha lemon
  35. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    spp, u know where woking is!!??

    yh there were bombs in the cinema, the library and the shopping centre. they were set to blow tonight but the police got em

  36. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Every single cop fails in the world compared to russian cops.

    The worlds biggest badas­ses

  37. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    "russian police: stern, stern but fair"

    *brownie points if u recognise russian police reference

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    ^^ I was is Woking on business last week, dom. Dukes Court, Duke Street. Ate at a nice Italian place near the train station... Can`t remember the name though...
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    zizis?
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    ^^ Nah, L`Aroma, on the High Street. Was pretty good. Also enjoyed visiting the Games Workshop in Woking, it`s a pretty good one.
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    handsomefag Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    `I was in Arizona onceuponatime, and my rental car broke down, so I was parked up on the hard shoulder of the highway. State Trooper pulled up behind me to check out what was going on. He asked me for some ID, so I reached over to the glove-box to grab my passport...

    Motherf*cker had a pistol clapped to my head in SECONDS, screaming blue murder. I swear to f*ck, this is the closest I ever came to getting shot in the face. And I grew up in Northern Ireland.`

    that woulda killed my balls off.

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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    oh yh good restaurant that

    i used to go there, it aint bad is it?

    what were u doing in woking?

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    ^^ dom, yeah, food was pretty good there. Better than the Holiday Inn restaurant, where we were staying.

    To answer your question, I was visiting another oil company, Hunt Oil, who are based out of Dukes Court. Not a bad spot. I gather the Dutch International School is in Woking too, right?

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    "^^ Nah, L`Aroma, on the High Street. Was pretty good. Also enjoyed visiting the Games Workshop in Woking, it`s a pretty good one."

    Not a fan of authentic Italian. Ameritalian is my favorite though.

    And for the cop thing, it happens. I had a teacher who was arrested by SWAT because they thought that he was the car thief in the area. He was with his two daughters that were under 5 years old

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    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    Hell, in Durham, if you resist arrest, you get yo punk a$$ knocked out. They`re usually really nice, but don`t feck with cops
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    ` I gather the Dutch International School is in Woking too, right?`

    yh, never been near it though. where are u from?

    PTK i left u comment on the repo man thing, bottom of page 1

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    "^^ Nah, L`Aroma, on the High Street. Was pretty good. Also enjoyed visiting the Games Workshop in Woking, it`s a pretty good one."

    Not a fan of authentic Italian. Ameritalian is my favorite though.

    And for the cop thing, it happens. I had a teacher who was arrested by SWAT because they thought that he was the car thief in the area. He was with his two daughters that were under 5 years old

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    s0236078 Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    yes! now that is control! stupid ass drunk deserved that. nobody could complain about that. safety to the community. can watch this all day. stupid drunken ned!
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    u said ned!!

    ur sco`ish

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    GosuPaul Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 12:32 am
    Quick question.

    `I was in Arizona onceuponatime, and my rental car broke down, so I was parked up on the hard shoulder of the highway. State Trooper pulled up behind me to check out what was going on. He asked me for some ID, so I reached over to the glove-box to grab my passport...

    Motherf*cker had a pistol clapped to my head in SECONDS, screaming blue murder. I swear to f*ck, this is the closest I ever came to getting shot in the face. And I grew up in Northern Ireland.`

    Say the same situation happened in Europe, and the cop thought you were going to pull a gun from the glovebox. Wouldn`t a pistol clapped to your head accompanied by screams be better than a quick black eye and a concussion for half a day?

    Personally, I`d go with the first one.

    I know, you`re going to say something like "Well, Brit cops aren`t so quick to assume because they`re better than American ones" but it could happen, and when it does....

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    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 1:35 am
    It`s true: everything is funnier with an English accent.
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    Seak Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 1:52 am
    Love them drunks. :)
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    fishman898 Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2008 at 2:22 am
    lots of people that i know are on this show because its filmed round my local area.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 2:43 am
    As an Australian who`s dealt with both American and English cops (on the right side of the law, thank you)I can quite honestly say that British (London, mostly) cops are tough as F`ing nails.

    The American cops (LA, SF, Chicago, Detroit, Seattle and NY) are most often guys with the small angry man syndrome or some kind of power complex. That`s not to say there aren`t good ones, the majority of the guys in NY I met were lovely and Brooklyn tough.

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    waath1 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 2:44 am
    P.s. OMGz PianoMan21, I LOVE your Avatar!
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 5:41 am
    lol that wasnt really knocked out! he just slammed him to the floor.
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
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    July 26, 2008 at 10:18 am
    paleeze
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    currybandit Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    wtf american cops are hard, english cops dont even carry guns.
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
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    July 27, 2008 at 7:18 am
    curry bandit ? wtf ? your sposed to flame the other country not your own ! ..!! :-S
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    July 27, 2008 at 9:19 am
    I don`t think the cop actually meant to do that - when you`re that drunk your head kind of becomes like too big and heavy for your body and is 100x more sensitive to the earth`s gravitational pull.
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    fairypants Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Just goes to show, always do what the police say else you end up in trouble. Even though the officer didn`t mean to smash that drunks head against the car, the bloke should have just cooperated in the first place. Saying that, he was off his rocker.

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