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Date: 07/11/08 03:46 PM

30 Responses to Drug Cookie Teen is Innocent

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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    Link: Drug Cookie Teen is Innocent - I`m thinking there`s probably gonna be a lawsuit coming out of this.
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm
    thats the way the cookie crumbles
    I`m terribly sorry but i had to say it
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 3:51 pm
    I take complete credit for suggesting donuts
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    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    If he was "buried in media", how come i just heard about it?
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    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    Meh, it was hardly illogical to suspect him of doing something like that =\
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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm
    was "field research" just them feeling a little funky after eating them?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    to think i was this close to remembering this story and posting it. oh well
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    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
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    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    f*** they can test that now? well, there goes my small pastry business
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    gimmesometea Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:16 pm
    DAMN YOU WRNKLDTITFUZ I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!
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    gimmesometea Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm
    where the hell does that idiom (is that the word) come from anyway?
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    DrJack Male 13-17
    184 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    I submitted this EXACT same article...
    Anyway, I liked "The lab said it ain`t dope..."
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    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920`s in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
    A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
    B:"Hey, that`s the way the cookie crumbles!"

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    god dammit, dope is not weed. they should be arrested for being in law enforcement and not knowing that
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    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm
    the officers who provided the false lab results should be sued individually. don`t want to sue the tax payers..
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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    i never liked the police.. but i would suspect the guy too if i was them
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    so many bad puns...
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    mar_03 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Yeah I read this in the news yesterday, the cops kinda jumped the gun imo
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    well he deffinitly looks like someone who would bake up some special treats. not that i have anything against that.
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    ssubaru Female 13-17
    40 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    Did they test the same exact cookie that smelled like marijuana? Maybe if there was any in them, it was only in one or two; wouldn`t the other officers who ate the cookies have noticed the smell too? From what I recall he said friends of his were smoking when he was baking them, right? I`m thinking he left them cooking for a while, and one of his friend thought it would be funny to `stick it to the cops` or something dumb and put something in one when he wasn`t looking. But who knows.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 6:16 pm
    Don`t feel so good after eating those cookies?
    No, you didn`t eat too many.
    There must`ve been drugs in them.
    It`s the only logical conclusion.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    This was...interesting
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Want a cookie?
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    Doublees Male 30-39
    62 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    if it ain`t dope, don`t fix it.

    Seriously, one of the cops was quoted as saying "If it ain`t dope..."

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    my mom told me about this story.

    now i can tell her he`s innocent.

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    03swalker Male 18-29
    60 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 5:14 am
    Surely a link to the article in question would have been sufficient? A mile long screen shot just makes me skim it.
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    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 6:51 am
    i bet everything from the police lab coveinently comes back "POSITIVE"
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    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:56 am
    That lt.cain that smelt the "dope", did tests which came back positive and a different lab did them and came back negative, ey? sounds like someone couldnt swallow his pride and accept he was wrong.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    LOL HE SHOULD HAVE DELIVERED DONUTS BETTER
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    panicEL4 Female 13-17
    14 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 1:31 am
    it must have been that damn baking soda

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