Drug Cookie Teen is Innocent

Submitted by: huck08 8 years ago in

I"m thinking there"s probably gonna be a lawsuit coming out of this.
There are 29 comments:
Female 14
it must have been that damn baking soda
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Male 2,781
LOL HE SHOULD HAVE DELIVERED DONUTS BETTER
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Male 91
That lt.cain that smelt the "dope", did tests which came back positive and a different lab did them and came back negative, ey? sounds like someone couldnt swallow his pride and accept he was wrong.
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Female 175
i bet everything from the police lab coveinently comes back "POSITIVE"
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Male 60
Surely a link to the article in question would have been sufficient? A mile long screen shot just makes me skim it.
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Female 2,084
my mom told me about this story.

now i can tell her he`s innocent.

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Male 62
if it ain`t dope, don`t fix it.

Seriously, one of the cops was quoted as saying "If it ain`t dope..."

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Female 4,225
This was...interesting
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Female 1,142
Don`t feel so good after eating those cookies?
No, you didn`t eat too many.
There must`ve been drugs in them.
It`s the only logical conclusion.
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Female 40
Did they test the same exact cookie that smelled like marijuana? Maybe if there was any in them, it was only in one or two; wouldn`t the other officers who ate the cookies have noticed the smell too? From what I recall he said friends of his were smoking when he was baking them, right? I`m thinking he left them cooking for a while, and one of his friend thought it would be funny to `stick it to the cops` or something dumb and put something in one when he wasn`t looking. But who knows.
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Female 471
well he deffinitly looks like someone who would bake up some special treats. not that i have anything against that.
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Female 3
Yeah I read this in the news yesterday, the cops kinda jumped the gun imo
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Male 2,788
so many bad puns...
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Female 264
i never liked the police.. but i would suspect the guy too if i was them
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Female 119
the officers who provided the false lab results should be sued individually. don`t want to sue the tax payers..
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Male 1,825
god dammit, dope is not weed. they should be arrested for being in law enforcement and not knowing that
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Male 633
Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920`s in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that`s the way the cookie crumbles!"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

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Male 184
I submitted this EXACT same article...
Anyway, I liked "The lab said it ain`t dope..."
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Male 38
where the hell does that idiom (is that the word) come from anyway?
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Male 38
DAMN YOU WRNKLDTITFUZ I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!
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Male 184
f*** they can test that now? well, there goes my small pastry business
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Male 224
OMNOMNOMNOM!!!
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Male 7,933
to think i was this close to remembering this story and posting it. oh well
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Male 418
was "field research" just them feeling a little funky after eating them?
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Male 509
Meh, it was hardly illogical to suspect him of doing something like that =\
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Male 650
If he was "buried in media", how come i just heard about it?
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Male 313
I take complete credit for suggesting donuts
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Male 313
thats the way the cookie crumbles
I`m terribly sorry but i had to say it
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Male 426
Link: Drug Cookie Teen is Innocent [Rate Link] - I`m thinking there`s probably gonna be a lawsuit coming out of this.
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