Domino`s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Submitted by: ninjacookies 9 years ago in Science
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People really do eat crap, don"t they.
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Male 431
i love this.
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Male 907
Seeing how there`s no particular subject and that I`m a little over 15 days late, ASFGSRTGAF.
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Female 167
You can tell this is fake simply by the headlines after it. The news part is anyway, I`m sure people would eat even worse things... :P
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Male 172
lmao I love the onion
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Female 1,172
I wish it was real. lol
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Female 14
roflmfao at andyl`s comment!

o man! o man!

I just kept reading the comments and.............

I wanted to kill whoever kept saying, "do u guys get this is a joke"

Andyl - u summed it up for me!

But - my response: no, none of us have ever heard of The Onion. Also we can`t read the headlines on the bottom of the damn screen. Please, keep repeating yourself and taking up more space to feel important.

. . . dumbass

o yea - and i am soooo ordering the oreo cookie pizza. . . right now

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Female 101
eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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Female 1,231
Gotta love the Onion. XD
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Male 3
garbage pizza.... it might be a good way to get ride of waste o.0
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Female 160
Ah ha! So that explains why Dominos is so gawdawful! It`s all been an experiment!
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Female 13
Did anyone else notice that "Sesame", is spelt "seaseme"?
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Male 3,296
"strawberries and cream pizza desert"

magical...

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Male 2,395
LOL I love these news.. even though their fake
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Male 615
"The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan"

ROFL.

And that gotham City Pizza is DELICIOUS!

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Male 1,266
The equivalence of five americans?? OMG They destroyed a McDonald`s!
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Male 2,788
haha. i love the words on the bottom!

"hat transplant was a success"

hahahaha!

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Male 2,506
u guys kno this is fake right?
onion news is a fun lil trick, like the shapes there are many circles coming up!
WHAT ARE THE SQUIGLY LINES!
CAN WE EXPECT MORE CIRCLES!
lol, the 2 pizzas on top of each other looked good
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Male 300
"Does nobody actually understand that this is a joke..?"

Nope, you were the only one. I wish I could be as clever as you and notice satire. Thank you for opening my eyes.

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Male 106
Those Americans in Afghanistan... And judge on fire... I feel it`s somehow related :D
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Female 113
Does nobody actually understand that this is a joke..?
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Male 29
Milkshake dessert pizza?!
Good thing i don`t like pizza. (I tried it and I don`t like it.) Cookies if you don`t laugh at me.
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Male 105
lol, `the equivalent of 5 americans were killed today`
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Female 2,027
hmm do they really make hotdog pizzas? yuum
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Female 128
lmao funny.

I dont even like pizza... lol

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Male 472
My attempt.

Failed. store is closed right now.

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Male 472
Lets all call domoninos for their oreo pizza.

And post what happens.

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Male 436
Nothing from Dominos will I eat unless I am completely hammered.
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Male 83
yey! I hate dominoes, but i love little caesars... stupid fat americans like myself. ah me.
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Male 35
This is not science, this is satire. This discrepancy is irritating.
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Male 45
the newsbar at the bottom was better than the vid itself
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Male 122
The "equivalent of" line was the funniest damn part of the whole video. Just as much because of it being out of the blue as being funny without context.
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Female 139
there`s a pizza place where i live that make a garbage pizza. It`s one of my favorites :-)
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Female 15
Some people seem to have missed that its a joke.
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Male 74
I`d eat the garbage pizza :-)
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Female 444
Ha, I wish this was real. So true.

I happen to hate Dominoes` tomato sauce. Always have, always will. Though this little piece is applicable to all pizza places out there.

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Female 289
Um....they DO sell the oreo desser pizza here. Couldnt bring myself to try it. Looks vile.
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Male 285
Hahaha. Oh The Onion, how we love you. <3
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Female 24
um, those dont look repuslive, they look delicious!
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Male 2,796
Very well done satire!! Almost had me thinking it was real at first...
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Male 1,556
Primetimekin: What kind of pizzas do they have?
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Male 7,933
the gotham pizza is awesome

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Female 308
even though I knew it was fake I still gagged a little bit
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Male 904
lol i get it. quite funny.i wish they made it a bit more obvious that they were joking though...give it sorta a madtv feel
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Male 285
i feel sick from thinking about all the grease now.
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Male 2,703
airsofter...the "gotham pizza" is nothing but a 2 topping pizza with both toppings pepporoni...its lame. the superman pizza was the only good one, it was a supreme.

did anyone else expect a poo covered pizza?

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Male 247
I can`t even bring myself to eat the actual crap they sell. But this was funny as hell.
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Female 195
I`m rather glad this is fake :)
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Male 1,089
hilarious but that gotham pizza looks amazing or is that pizza hut?
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Male 7,933
"yea pizza hut did it its called the p`zone and its amazingly good"

I was actually disappointed. The bread was the only thing I like. The lasagna is delicious though.

"But Panago pizza has some
f cking gross ass pizzas."

Not as gross as the local Rey`s Pizza. Its what happens when Cubans here about Pizza. No good can come from this.


Now that we are on this topic, why do I only see Sbaro`s in malls. I`d pay for delivery of those things

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Male 1,556
The Onion lol. But Panago pizza has some
f cking gross ass pizzas.
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Male 251
yea pizza hut did it its called the p`zone and its amazingly good
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Male 56
I`m all for cheese in virtually every facet of life, but your zeal begs the question, are you huge? Or just a cheese activist. I`d be on board with that.
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Male 350
A pizza ontop of another pizza? didnt Pizza hut do that?
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Male 7,933
That looked amazing. Im so hungry right now, seriously.

"The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan"

I have a conversion table that tells me how many were killed.
Its 12 afghans at a rate of 1 american=2.4 afghans

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Male 3,255
1. Hilarious as usual onion!

2. Shut the drat up you whiny ass `holier than art thou` fagots. LIEK... AH... MA... GAH.... ITS LIEK TOTTALAH FATNIIIIIING... HAOW GROOOOS.

Shut your whiny ignorant asses the drat up. I so drating sick of the pussification of people in this country. Cheese on a pizza being gross is just as mind boggling as the popularity of American Idol.

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Female 4,197
The sad thing is - they are right lol

people will eat almost anything *looks up*

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Female 532
Eurgh |-X
Milkshake pizza...
The thought of it makes me feel ill.
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Male 2,576
HA brilliant!
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Female 662
The only one I would try is the oreos one. The rest looked nasty.
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Male 23
AM I the only one who thinks those pizzas don`t look half bad?
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Female 767
Ahahaha. Onion News Network. <3
(If anyone thinks this is real... you don`t deserve whatever small piece of a brain you have.)
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Male 629
Nice take on the Oreo pizza. I mean really. And people aren`t happy with their weight.
*orders the Oreo pizza*
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Male 215
hahahaha
thats hilarious
i love the onion news things
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Female 15,763
Oh god I want to try that Oreo thing so bad... D:

And the Twinkies... except minus the pizza. Just Twinkies.

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Male 475
haha so what dominos sells is crap?
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Male 407
I LOVE DOMINOSSSSS
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Female 60
Haha a cardboard covered in oreos and drizzled in wax. So true, most of that stuff really does taste like garbage.
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Male 3,301
Heh, explains the increasing obesity in our country.
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Male 77
Link: Domino`s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat [Rate Link] - People really do eat crap, don`t they.
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