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Date: 07/22/08 05:44 PM

69 Responses to Domino`s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

  1. Profile photo of ninjacookies
    ninjacookies Male 13-17
    77 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Link: Domino`s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat - People really do eat crap, don`t they.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Heh, explains the increasing obesity in our country.
  3. Profile photo of Meginator
    Meginator Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    Haha a cardboard covered in oreos and drizzled in wax. So true, most of that stuff really does taste like garbage.
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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    I LOVE DOMINOSSSSS
  5. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    haha so what dominos sells is crap?
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 22, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    Oh god I want to try that Oreo thing so bad... D:

    And the Twinkies... except minus the pizza. Just Twinkies.

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    sfeagles Male 13-17
    216 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    hahahaha
    thats hilarious
    i love the onion news things
  8. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    Nice take on the Oreo pizza. I mean really. And people aren`t happy with their weight.
    *orders the Oreo pizza*
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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    Ahahaha. Onion News Network. <3
    (If anyone thinks this is real... you don`t deserve whatever small piece of a brain you have.)
  10. Profile photo of Bd1000
    Bd1000 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    AM I the only one who thinks those pizzas don`t look half bad?
  11. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    663 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    The only one I would try is the oreos one. The rest looked nasty.
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2582 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    HA brilliant!
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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 5:57 pm
    Eurgh |-X
    Milkshake pizza...
    The thought of it makes me feel ill.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    July 22, 2008 at 5:59 pm
    The sad thing is - they are right lol

    people will eat almost anything *looks up*

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    1. Hilarious as usual onion!

    2. Shut the drat up you whiny ass `holier than art thou` fagots. LIEK... AH... MA... GAH.... ITS LIEK TOTTALAH FATNIIIIIING... HAOW GROOOOS.

    Shut your whiny ignorant asses the drat up. I so drating sick of the pussification of people in this country. Cheese on a pizza being gross is just as mind boggling as the popularity of American Idol.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    That looked amazing. Im so hungry right now, seriously.

    "The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan"

    I have a conversion table that tells me how many were killed.
    Its 12 afghans at a rate of 1 american=2.4 afghans

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    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    A pizza ontop of another pizza? didnt Pizza hut do that?
  18. Profile photo of MacCanuck
    MacCanuck Male 18-29
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    July 22, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    I`m all for cheese in virtually every facet of life, but your zeal begs the question, are you huge? Or just a cheese activist. I`d be on board with that.
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    chopper13 Male 13-17
    252 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    yea pizza hut did it its called the p`zone and its amazingly good
  20. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    July 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    The Onion lol. But Panago pizza has some
    f cking gross ass pizzas.
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    "yea pizza hut did it its called the p`zone and its amazingly good"

    I was actually disappointed. The bread was the only thing I like. The lasagna is delicious though.

    "But Panago pizza has some
    f cking gross ass pizzas."

    Not as gross as the local Rey`s Pizza. Its what happens when Cubans here about Pizza. No good can come from this.


    Now that we are on this topic, why do I only see Sbaro`s in malls. I`d pay for delivery of those things

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    hilarious but that gotham pizza looks amazing or is that pizza hut?
  23. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    I`m rather glad this is fake :)
  24. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:34 pm
    I can`t even bring myself to eat the actual crap they sell. But this was funny as hell.
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    airsofter...the "gotham pizza" is nothing but a 2 topping pizza with both toppings pepporoni...its lame. the superman pizza was the only good one, it was a supreme.

    did anyone else expect a poo covered pizza?

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    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    i feel sick from thinking about all the grease now.
  27. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    July 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    lol i get it. quite funny.i wish they made it a bit more obvious that they were joking though...give it sorta a madtv feel
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    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    even though I knew it was fake I still gagged a little bit
  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    the gotham pizza is awesome

  30. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Primetimekin: What kind of pizzas do they have?
  31. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Very well done satire!! Almost had me thinking it was real at first...
  32. Profile photo of BlackRose09
    BlackRose09 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    um, those dont look repuslive, they look delicious!
  33. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Hahaha. Oh The Onion, how we love you. <3
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    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    Um....they DO sell the oreo desser pizza here. Couldnt bring myself to try it. Looks vile.
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    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    Ha, I wish this was real. So true.

    I happen to hate Dominoes` tomato sauce. Always have, always will. Though this little piece is applicable to all pizza places out there.

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    woozlez Male 13-17
    74 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    I`d eat the garbage pizza :-)
  37. Profile photo of aquaria89
    aquaria89 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    Some people seem to have missed that its a joke.
  38. Profile photo of baby_ruth
    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    there`s a pizza place where i live that make a garbage pizza. It`s one of my favorites :-)
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    Imjesus Male 13-17
    122 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:05 am
    The "equivalent of" line was the funniest damn part of the whole video. Just as much because of it being out of the blue as being funny without context.
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    just17n8 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:07 am
    the newsbar at the bottom was better than the vid itself
  41. Profile photo of Kawoenheim
    Kawoenheim Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:18 am
    This is not science, this is satire. This discrepancy is irritating.
  42. Profile photo of thunderguy5
    thunderguy5 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:33 am
    yey! I hate dominoes, but i love little caesars... stupid fat americans like myself. ah me.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Nothing from Dominos will I eat unless I am completely hammered.
  44. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 1:24 am
    Lets all call domoninos for their oreo pizza.

    And post what happens.

  45. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 1:26 am
    My attempt.

    Failed. store is closed right now.

  46. Profile photo of A_L_Y_C_I_A
    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
    129 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 3:36 am
    lmao funny.

    I dont even like pizza... lol

  47. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 3:41 am
    hmm do they really make hotdog pizzas? yuum
  48. Profile photo of tispayne
    tispayne Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 3:50 am
    lol, `the equivalent of 5 americans were killed today`
  49. Profile photo of UberBen56
    UberBen56 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 7:14 am
    Milkshake dessert pizza?!
    Good thing i don`t like pizza. (I tried it and I don`t like it.) Cookies if you don`t laugh at me.
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    pinksocks Female 18-29
    113 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 8:52 am
    Does nobody actually understand that this is a joke..?
  51. Profile photo of ydoom
    ydoom Male 18-29
    107 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Those Americans in Afghanistan... And judge on fire... I feel it`s somehow related :D
  52. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 9:41 am
    "Does nobody actually understand that this is a joke..?"

    Nope, you were the only one. I wish I could be as clever as you and notice satire. Thank you for opening my eyes.

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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 10:10 am
    u guys kno this is fake right?
    onion news is a fun lil trick, like the shapes there are many circles coming up!
    WHAT ARE THE SQUIGLY LINES!
    CAN WE EXPECT MORE CIRCLES!
    lol, the 2 pizzas on top of each other looked good
  54. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 11:38 am
    haha. i love the words on the bottom!

    "hat transplant was a success"

    hahahaha!

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    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    The equivalence of five americans?? OMG They destroyed a McDonald`s!
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    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 1:21 pm
    "The equivalent of 5 Americans were killed in Afghanistan"

    ROFL.

    And that gotham City Pizza is DELICIOUS!

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    LOL I love these news.. even though their fake
  58. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    "strawberries and cream pizza desert"

    magical...

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    Jusseh Female 13-17
    13 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    Did anyone else notice that "Sesame", is spelt "seaseme"?
  60. Profile photo of shelerella
    shelerella Female 18-29
    160 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    Ah ha! So that explains why Dominos is so gawdawful! It`s all been an experiment!
  61. Profile photo of Devvon
    Devvon Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    garbage pizza.... it might be a good way to get ride of waste o.0
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    Gotta love the Onion. XD
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    kimosabi Female 13-17
    101 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
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    crazyone23 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 23, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    roflmfao at andyl`s comment!

    o man! o man!

    I just kept reading the comments and.............

    I wanted to kill whoever kept saying, "do u guys get this is a joke"

    Andyl - u summed it up for me!

    But - my response: no, none of us have ever heard of The Onion. Also we can`t read the headlines on the bottom of the damn screen. Please, keep repeating yourself and taking up more space to feel important.

    . . . dumbass

    o yea - and i am soooo ordering the oreo cookie pizza. . . right now

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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:03 am
    I wish it was real. lol
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    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 26, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    lmao I love the onion
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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 12:15 am
    You can tell this is fake simply by the headlines after it. The news part is anyway, I`m sure people would eat even worse things... :P
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Seeing how there`s no particular subject and that I`m a little over 15 days late, ASFGSRTGAF.
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    520 Male 13-17
    432 posts
    April 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    i love this.

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