Dog Eats Part of Master`s Body

Submitted by: evilempress1 8 years ago Funny
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080704/ap_on_fe_st/dog_gnaws_toe

There"s a hot dog, Snausages, Fourth of July joke in there somewhere.
There are 34 comments:
Female 36
another retard from my town. last time, it was the lawyer who accidentally sued him self.... maybe. it`s the water. i should probably leave asap.
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Male 1,526
If a dog ate my toe I wouldent euthenize it. I would drating beat it to death with a hammer! DRATT !!!
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Male 686
"Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
1825 Posts Friday, July 04, 2008 11:32:19 AM
They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!"

No, Nidonemo, It was a man-eating zombie monster, out to destroy the human race.

But in all seriousness, it was wrong, but they probably had no choice. There`s probably some regulation that if an animal eats part of a human, it has to be put down.

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Female 16
Ithink the dog was trying to help heal her. I have 2 dogs and if one has a skin problem (they get exzema) the other always licks or tries to chew it, i think to clean it or to get rid of the bad bit before it spreads to the good bit. Poor puppy
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Male 177
Well...that`s a patriotic way to start out the 4th of July. Talk about a dog that got Euthenised because it ate it`s owner`s big toe, even though she has no feeling in her feet. way to go evilempress1 a.k.a., partypooper.
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Male 2,422
Good call. There`s no telling what else he could do now that he`s developed a taste for human flesh...
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Male 1,204
meh... i think we`re all disappointed at the lack of genitals being eaten.
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Male 49
aww poor dog...
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Female 118
Didn`t she feed it?
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Male 217
This is why I never understand people who dote on their pets. Given half a chance they would eat you.
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Male 2,788
"Well if she couldnt feel her toes in the first place she didnt need them!!"


even if you cant feel your toe does that mean you dont need it?


if you cant feel your fingers you wouldnt cut it off.
you would still use it to pick up stuff.

right?

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Male 2,788
and on a side note

euthanasia means to kill someone swiftly because they wanted to die without pain. and they usually only do it when they have an incurable disease that causes a painful death

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Male 2,788
Lol.

on one of the related links

it says something about a chestnut dog winning a hotdog eating contest.

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Female 295
hmmm, let`s all be thankful that she didn`t have a bigger, more hungry dog....
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Female 170
Well if she couldnt feel her toes in the first place she didnt need them!!
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Female 2,084
aww. poor doggy. i don`t think it was necessary to euthanize it.
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Male 2,788
-insert foot fetish joke here-
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Female 525
Poor dog :(
They shouldn`t have killed it.
The lady didn`t seem too freaked out by the incident.
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Female 408
i dont understand why they euthanized it. it didnt viciously attack the toe, otherwise the owner would have waken up. he obviously gently gnawed it off.
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Female 89
This happened like 20 minutes from my house, hahaha
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Female 432
Is that real????
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Male 1,204
yeah... i mean, with the hot dog joke, who`d have guessed there were no penises involved?
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Male 9,306
peloos12: It`s IAB, if you DIDN`T expect a penis, we`d be worried.
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Male 3,819
The description made me expect a penis. Oops..
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Female 406
aw man... I feel badly for laughing at that.
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Male 3,369
Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
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Male 382
"A veterinarian says the toe had been bandaged because of a healing hangnail. That might have somehow attracted the dog."

I thought it said a vegetarian.:-?

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Male 82
with all seriousness, it probably wasn`t diabetes that was destroying her toe. it was probably a tumor (you know how it`s been rumoured that dogs can sniff out cancer/tumors)

the dog could have saved her life...

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Male 11,740
^^ Hahahah! Excellent!

That`s not far from where I live. Poor doggie, he was just hungry.

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Male 418
open mouth. Insert foot. Get euthenized.
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Male 12,138
^^ "They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!".

Maybe they used Mustard Gas. Fnar Fnar.

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Male 224
Diabetes kills.
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Male 9,306
They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!
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Female 416
Link: Dog Eats Part of Master`s Body [Rate Link] - There`s a hot dog, Snausages, Fourth of July joke in there somewhere.
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