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Date: 07/04/08 11:26 AM

34 Responses to Dog Eats Part of Master`s Body

  1. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:28 am
    Link: Dog Eats Part of Master`s Body - There`s a hot dog, Snausages, Fourth of July joke in there somewhere.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:32 am
    They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!
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    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Diabetes kills.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:34 am
    ^^ "They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!".

    Maybe they used Mustard Gas. Fnar Fnar.

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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:35 am
    open mouth. Insert foot. Get euthenized.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:35 am
    ^^ Hahahah! Excellent!

    That`s not far from where I live. Poor doggie, he was just hungry.

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    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:36 am
    with all seriousness, it probably wasn`t diabetes that was destroying her toe. it was probably a tumor (you know how it`s been rumoured that dogs can sniff out cancer/tumors)

    the dog could have saved her life...

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    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:39 am
    "A veterinarian says the toe had been bandaged because of a healing hangnail. That might have somehow attracted the dog."

    I thought it said a vegetarian.:-?

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:41 am
    Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
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    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:43 am
    aw man... I feel badly for laughing at that.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:48 am
    The description made me expect a penis. Oops..
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:50 am
    peloos12: It`s IAB, if you DIDN`T expect a penis, we`d be worried.
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:52 am
    yeah... i mean, with the hot dog joke, who`d have guessed there were no penises involved?
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    Is that real????
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    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    This happened like 20 minutes from my house, hahaha
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:17 pm
    i dont understand why they euthanized it. it didnt viciously attack the toe, otherwise the owner would have waken up. he obviously gently gnawed it off.
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    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    Poor dog :(
    They shouldn`t have killed it.
    The lady didn`t seem too freaked out by the incident.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    -insert foot fetish joke here-
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    aww. poor doggy. i don`t think it was necessary to euthanize it.
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    prillypopz Female 18-29
    170 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    Well if she couldnt feel her toes in the first place she didnt need them!!
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    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:53 pm
    hmmm, let`s all be thankful that she didn`t have a bigger, more hungry dog....
  22. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Lol.

    on one of the related links

    it says something about a chestnut dog winning a hotdog eating contest.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    and on a side note

    euthanasia means to kill someone swiftly because they wanted to die without pain. and they usually only do it when they have an incurable disease that causes a painful death

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    "Well if she couldnt feel her toes in the first place she didnt need them!!"


    even if you cant feel your toe does that mean you dont need it?


    if you cant feel your fingers you wouldnt cut it off.
    you would still use it to pick up stuff.

    right?

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    Diddie Male 18-29
    218 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:58 pm
    This is why I never understand people who dote on their pets. Given half a chance they would eat you.
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    RetroNess Female 18-29
    118 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    Didn`t she feed it?
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    kramwin Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    aww poor dog...
  28. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    meh... i think we`re all disappointed at the lack of genitals being eaten.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    Good call. There`s no telling what else he could do now that he`s developed a taste for human flesh...
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    SyXxlunatic Male 13-17
    177 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    Well...that`s a patriotic way to start out the 4th of July. Talk about a dog that got Euthenised because it ate it`s owner`s big toe, even though she has no feeling in her feet. way to go evilempress1 a.k.a., partypooper.
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    fluffypink Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Ithink the dog was trying to help heal her. I have 2 dogs and if one has a skin problem (they get exzema) the other always licks or tries to chew it, i think to clean it or to get rid of the bad bit before it spreads to the good bit. Poor puppy
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    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    "Nidonemo
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    1825 Posts Friday, July 04, 2008 11:32:19 AM
    They EUTHENIZED IT!? WHAT THE HELL!? IT`S A FREAKING DACHSHUND!"

    No, Nidonemo, It was a man-eating zombie monster, out to destroy the human race.

    But in all seriousness, it was wrong, but they probably had no choice. There`s probably some regulation that if an animal eats part of a human, it has to be put down.

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    If a dog ate my toe I wouldent euthenize it. I would drating beat it to death with a hammer! DRATT !!!
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    mone88125 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    another retard from my town. last time, it was the lawyer who accidentally sued him self.... maybe. it`s the water. i should probably leave asap.

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