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Category: Weird
Date: 07/29/08 06:01 PM

107 Responses to DNA Test Shows Former Weirdo Had Illegal Sex With:

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Link: DNA Test Shows Former Weirdo Had Illegal Sex With: - OK, this is I-A-B so it`s not that easy. What did he have sex with? A) Horse? B) Car? C) Mom? D) Corpse? E) Hamburger?
  2. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    Gonna go with....b?
  3. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    OH GOOD GOD..you know what they say about Necrophilia: Lots of selection and no rejection.
  4. Profile photo of macabresoren
    macabresoren Female 18-29
    68 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Wow, what a delicious way to start my night.
  5. Profile photo of SpamSpeaking
    SpamSpeaking Female 18-29
    67 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:07 pm
    oh neat-o.
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:08 pm
    But it`s all cold and.. icky and... DEAD!


    D:

  7. Profile photo of Trigod
    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    He`s doing it wrong, you`re supposed to f*ck them right after you kill them. That way, rigor mortis doesn`t have time to set in, and their zombie t*ts don`t fall off while you`re doing the deed.
  8. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    its not rape if their dead
  9. Profile photo of DorisDahmer
    DorisDahmer Male 13-17
    86 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    I guessed Hamburger.
  10. Profile photo of SpamSpeaking
    SpamSpeaking Female 18-29
    67 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    wait....former weirdo? isnt he still a weirdo.
  11. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    Why is he doing this? Oh wait, it`s obviously because of Video Games like GTAIV, amirite?
  12. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    LAWL
  13. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Is that surprising? where do you think necrophiliacs work?
  14. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    This video was my major event to trigger these feelings... Now, off to buy a shovel
  15. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    He just got lucky that some young girl got killed and..
    I lol`d.
  16. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    "I guessed Hamburger."

    lolz

  17. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    Yea, I was kinda leaning towards hamburger myself
  18. Profile photo of mrwalrus
    mrwalrus Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    At least it isn`t a car.
  19. Profile photo of oddstef
    oddstef Female 18-29
    204 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    haha i also guessed hamburger...how wrong i was
  20. Profile photo of Psyduck
    Psyduck Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    I was betting on the horse.
  21. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    As soon as I heard corpse I turned off. As kinky as I might be, I like her to at aleast have a pulse.
  22. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    "Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:17:01 PM
    Is that surprising? where do you think necrophiliacs work?"

    7-11?

  23. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....

    I know what u lot are like!

  24. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    The Maddog
    "Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:20:42 PM
    Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....
    I know what u lot are like!"

    So, a dog would only have to be 3?

  25. Profile photo of Ace-G
    Ace-G Male 13-17
    103 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm
    Gonna go with A).
  26. Profile photo of Ace-G
    Ace-G Male 13-17
    103 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Damn, I was wrong.
  27. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    How can he NOT be charged with "gross abuse" of a corpse!?!? Did he abuse her? Yes. Was it gross? Yes. Was it a corpse? Check.

    Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! *slams gavel...

  28. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    Yeah, I was thinking corpse.
  29. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
    151 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    Why thankyou Sir Know-it-all :)...
  30. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    The funniest thing is that, since he did the deed in the days before DNA testing, everyone thought the murderer had done it. The morgue worker must have known everyone would assume the murderer had sex with the victim, so he could get away with it. Little did he know, with today`s technology, he would get caught red handed.
  31. Profile photo of 8u1137590ng3
    8u1137590ng3 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Do you think that she is going to press charges?
  32. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Landogriffin
    "Little did he know, with today`s technology, he would get caught red handed"

    Actually, his hands weren`t the problem

  33. Profile photo of Chappell
    Chappell Male 13-17
    69 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    haha i got it right, its always the corpse just like a bunch of serial killers do
  34. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    techgeek07
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    159 Posts
    Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:22:07 PM
    The Maddog
    "Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:20:42 PM
    Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....
    I know what u lot are like!"

    So, a dog would only have to be 3?
    --------------------------------------------------

    Point proven!

  35. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    thats against the law?
  36. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    I wanted it to be all of them, humping the Dead Corpse of his Mom who had died falling of a horse after she`d eaten a hamburger on the backseat of his car.

    Does this make me a bad person?

  37. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    ^yes. and...wow. that is incredibly disgusting.
  38. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    at least she wasnt alive.. that wouldve been way worse
  39. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 6:59 pm
    I was guessing either car or burger...

    that`s just so gross... poor bastard who got accused of raping her though

  40. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    Screwing a horse is completely legal here in Holland. As long as you don`t hurt the horse.

    True.

  41. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:03 pm
    davymid
    "Screwing a horse is completely legal here in Holland. As long as you don`t hurt the horse.
    True."

    Why would you ever have a need to look that up? Nah... don`t bother answering that one

  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    ^^ Nah, I`ll answer anyway.

    There was a court case here a few years ago, which was a big news story at the time, where a farmer from Rotterdam was screwing his animals. Like I said, bestiality is completely legal here, as long as you don`t hurt the animal.

    Apparently he was prosecuted because although the horses, cows, sheep and goats were unharmed, apparently the chickens were. Thus he was sent down on charges of animal cruelty.

    I guess it`s tricky to bum-rape a chicken without harming the chicken.

  43. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Yucky...:-<
  44. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    ewh @ davymid and the article...

    yuck.
    just...
    ewhie

  45. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    EWWW I feel bad for the corpse >_>
  46. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    You gotta be careful. If you do it with a dead person you can get rigor mortis.

    Not saying from personal experience or anything...:-/

  47. Profile photo of DaElf
    DaElf Female 13-17
    93 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    Hahaha... I LIVE in that area. It`s gross, sad thing is, he got away with it too cause there`s no law against it in Ohio. That`s right folks, necrophelia is legal in Ohio. You get a fine and possibly a year with parol for abuse of a corpse, nothing else.
  48. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    That was mighty sexy, if I say so myself!
  49. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    How disrespectful.
  50. Profile photo of halo69
    halo69 Male 13-17
    188 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    damit since it was on iab i tought it was e:hamburger
  51. Profile photo of Zoto
    Zoto Male 18-29
    273 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I thought, okay, he had sex with a corpse. weird enough, sick, be done with it. but they were like "NUH-UH, bitch! In-depth coverage TO THE FACE!" and I was like "unnecessary!"
  52. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    i`m going to go with "A" horse, yes thats my final answer (who wants to be a millionare)
  53. Profile photo of mythbuster32
    mythbuster32 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Hey Maybe some people wouldnt like the warm wet felling maybe some like it cold and dry
  54. Profile photo of Hitchhiker42
    Hitchhiker42 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    i actually thought hamburger
    i was wrong though...
    so horribly...horribly wrong.....
  55. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    Yayz! I got it right! :D

    Isn`t a hamburger like a corpse, too, though?
    Except, grilled and topped with yummy fruits and sauces?
    What if it was a horseburger?
    From the mare he rode to work?
    Which raised him as her own after his parents died in a tragic boating accident?
    D:

  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Well I guess he figured that with 99% of the female population you can`t tell the difference anyway...
  57. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    ^wtf?...
  58. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    That was to white wolfos.
  59. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    I wouldn`t be caught DEAD with a necrophilia
  60. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    anyone else notice that moosebreath took opiebreath`s picture, added lipstick, fake hair and a bubble that says i am bored in it?

    i find that weird.
    maybe i just missed out on this discussion but i read all the comments and nobody pointed it out

  61. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    and hahaha at primetimekin
  62. Profile photo of andyy9587
    andyy9587 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 29, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    Yes! Thats my local news.
    Reppin` Cincinnati.
    We`re all necros here.
  63. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    "wtf?..."

    Indeed.

  64. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    lol i wanted it to be a hamburger to
  65. Profile photo of scorpiochicp
    scorpiochicp Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 29, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    yeah for necrophilia?....
  66. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    Oh great! I have a mental disorder? I`ve always called it chillin and feelin.

    Wonderful, another disorder to add to my list; I`m really starting to lose count here.

  67. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    lol i guessed hamburger xD
  68. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    nasty
  69. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    LOL "VICTIMS" Seriously, their dead. Who cares? If someone wants to ass rape me when I`m dead go right ahead.
  70. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    I don`t want a `deeper look at this disorder` thank you.
  71. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:05 pm
    and whats so wrong with sex with a burger?
  72. Profile photo of Blood_Drip
    Blood_Drip Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    I knew this had to be in Cincinnati. I think I overheard it on the news when I was on the computer. God, I hate living in the Cincinnati area.
  73. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:52 pm
    I guess some people cant take rejection, and I don`t believe that any dead person/thing has ever said no before.
  74. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:56 pm


    If you listen carefully, across the globe thousands of Priests are running out into the graveyards behind their churches saying "Why didn`t I think of that before, no more lawsuit settlements!"


  75. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:34 am
    HOw low can you go?
  76. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:37 am
    i guessed it right and the thing at the beginning where it said coroner might have given it away i feel sorry for the guy i mean if he wanted some why didnt he just stick his .|. in a lightsocket that`ll spark something
  77. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:48 am
    Reminded me of the intro of this song

    Necrophiliac

    YUMMY!

  78. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 1:26 am
    Do they always tell everything two times on this channel? I think people understand something even if the only hear it once...

    And... ehm... I really don`t understand some people`s choice of sex partners...

  79. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:55 am
    Has no one ever watched "6 feet under"? Dead people can talk whilst in a morgue. This btch never said "no". So there`s no crime here. Just some good ol` man on dead woman fun!
  80. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:26 am
    i guessed hamburger, and was wrong. not as wrong as what he did... and its disgusting
  81. Profile photo of Pykieg
    Pykieg Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:35 am
    corpse corpse corpse thats one horny dude
  82. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:50 am
    Just give him a ticket.
  83. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Lol, "NEEcrophEElia".

    And what is it about corpses that makes them so damn SEXY to these people? They should bludgeon them up a bit to deter the necrophilics.

  84. Profile photo of Meh110
    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:44 am
    Steal a corpse put it in hot water for half an hour and you have an enjoyable Friday night. :D
  85. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:33 am
    AH YES necrophillia ... the urge 2 crack open a cold one
    speaking of which im going for a beer
  86. Profile photo of simonb123
    simonb123 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:24 am
    Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:10:00 PM
    He`s doing it wrong, you`re supposed to f*ck them right after you kill them. That way, rigor mortis doesn`t have time to set in, and their zombie t*ts don`t fall off while you`re doing the deed.
    Trigod is just scary even if that is a joke :/
  87. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:39 am
    LMFAO Meh110..

    Yeah what was with the "In-depth" coverage of necrophillia?? Like we didn`t figure out wtf it was from the first half of the news report..gah gross.

  88. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:09 am
    patthebaker
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    964 Posts Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:12:09 PM
    its not rape if their dead

    its not rape if she likes it

  89. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    173 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:22 am
    awww f_ck that`s nasty.
    but the other day i heard this girl call in to the radio..she had just gotten back from the doctors and was told that she had a viral infection and that she could have only gotten it if she did a corpse.
    &her boyfriend worked at the morgue.
  90. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:43 am
    I was expecting a ham-burger, because it`s IAB.

    Necrophiles... being a grave-digger must be a dream job for them.

  91. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    ewww imagine you could get some disease or something
    besides that i dont think the girl got the big O and maybe he was the one with "rigor mortis" lololol
  92. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    Darn, Hamburger wasn`t the answer.
  93. Profile photo of csoup1414
    csoup1414 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    my guess of hamburger was incorrect sadly.
    they kinda gave it away though, like, you know how they have a picture or something before the movie starts playing?
    "Hamilton County Coroner" it says on the sign lol
  94. Profile photo of soleado10er
    soleado10er Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    How many times can you say "sex with a corpse" in one minute? How about on a news story?
  95. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm
    Watch the music video of A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold

    Great song, twisted video, reminds me of this :P

  96. Profile photo of maeb
    maeb Female 13-17
    46 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW! That is just wrong on so many levels and in so many ways.
  97. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    This doesn`t affect me.
  98. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    Wait, did they say the guy was on death row for it? That`s a pretty drated up punishment for having sex with a corpse. Sure, it`s gross, but it`s not like anyone got hurt.
  99. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 5:53 am
    The picture isn`t working for me.
  100. Profile photo of richmass
    richmass Male 13-17
    117 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:24 am
    Why is he doing this? Oh wait, it`s obviously because of Video Games like GTAIV, amirite?

    i dont think at anytime playing GTA ive ever had sex with a corpse.

  101. Profile photo of richmass
    richmass Male 13-17
    117 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:25 am
    Wait, did they say the guy was on death row for it? That`s a pretty drated up punishment for having sex with a corpse. Sure, it`s gross, but it`s not like anyone got hurt.

    I think hes being charged for assisted murder or murder

  102. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:29 am
    Well...that put me off my noodles. thanks IAB.

    They now look more like woms creeping over the flesh of a decaying corpse more than ever.

  103. Profile photo of KFreak
    KFreak Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:18 am
    I just cracked up laughing at "neekrofeeliac".
  104. Profile photo of zephyrnok
    zephyrnok Male 13-17
    83 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:44 am
    It`s not a mental disorder, it`s a way of life!

    Just a sec, I have to get my wife out of the closet, and do the nasty! o:-)

  105. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:44 am
    i guessed all 5
  106. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 8, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    as soon as corpse was mentioned i was out of there.
    heeeeell nooo.

    ://

  107. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    November 11, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.


    and did I mention Ew?

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