DNA Test Shows Former Weirdo Had Illegal Sex With:

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird

OK, this is I-A-B so it"s not that easy. What did he have sex with? A) Horse? B) Car? C) Mom? D) Corpse? E) Hamburger?
There are 106 comments:
Female 143
Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.


and did I mention Ew?

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Female 688
as soon as corpse was mentioned i was out of there.
heeeeell nooo.

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Male 343
i guessed all 5
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Male 83
It`s not a mental disorder, it`s a way of life!

Just a sec, I have to get my wife out of the closet, and do the nasty! o:-)

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Male 4
I just cracked up laughing at "neekrofeeliac".
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Female 691
Well...that put me off my noodles. thanks IAB.

They now look more like woms creeping over the flesh of a decaying corpse more than ever.

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Male 117
Wait, did they say the guy was on death row for it? That`s a pretty drated up punishment for having sex with a corpse. Sure, it`s gross, but it`s not like anyone got hurt.

I think hes being charged for assisted murder or murder

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Male 117
Why is he doing this? Oh wait, it`s obviously because of Video Games like GTAIV, amirite?

i dont think at anytime playing GTA ive ever had sex with a corpse.

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Male 238
The picture isn`t working for me.
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Male 335
Wait, did they say the guy was on death row for it? That`s a pretty drated up punishment for having sex with a corpse. Sure, it`s gross, but it`s not like anyone got hurt.
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Female 182
This doesn`t affect me.
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Female 46
Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW! That is just wrong on so many levels and in so many ways.
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Male 2,486
Watch the music video of A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold

Great song, twisted video, reminds me of this :P

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Male 42
How many times can you say "sex with a corpse" in one minute? How about on a news story?
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Female 17
my guess of hamburger was incorrect sadly.
they kinda gave it away though, like, you know how they have a picture or something before the movie starts playing?
"Hamilton County Coroner" it says on the sign lol
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Female 282
Darn, Hamburger wasn`t the answer.
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Female 670
ewww imagine you could get some disease or something
besides that i dont think the girl got the big O and maybe he was the one with "rigor mortis" lololol
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Male 4,680
I was expecting a ham-burger, because it`s IAB.

Necrophiles... being a grave-digger must be a dream job for them.

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Female 173
awww f_ck that`s nasty.
but the other day i heard this girl call in to the radio..she had just gotten back from the doctors and was told that she had a viral infection [down there] and that she could have only gotten it if she did a corpse.
&her boyfriend worked at the morgue.
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Male 404
patthebaker
Male, 13-17, Western US
964 Posts Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:12:09 PM
its not rape if their dead

its not rape if she likes it

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Female 216
LMFAO Meh110..

Yeah what was with the "In-depth" coverage of necrophillia?? Like we didn`t figure out wtf it was from the first half of the news report..gah gross.

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Male 374
Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:10:00 PM
He`s doing it wrong, you`re supposed to f*ck them right after you kill them. That way, rigor mortis doesn`t have time to set in, and their zombie t*ts don`t fall off while you`re doing the deed.
Trigod is just scary even if that is a joke :/
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Male 1,164
AH YES necrophillia ... the urge 2 crack open a cold one
speaking of which im going for a beer
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Male 292
Steal a corpse put it in hot water for half an hour and you have an enjoyable Friday night. :D
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Female 532
Lol, "NEEcrophEElia".

And what is it about corpses that makes them so damn SEXY to these people? They should bludgeon them up a bit to deter the necrophilics.

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Male 807
Just give him a ticket.
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Male 9
corpse corpse corpse thats one horny dude
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Male 369
i guessed hamburger, and was wrong. not as wrong as what he did... and its disgusting
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Male 1,013
Has no one ever watched "6 feet under"? Dead people can talk whilst in a morgue. This btch never said "no". So there`s no crime here. Just some good ol` man on dead woman fun!
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Male 422
Do they always tell everything two times on this channel? I think people understand something even if the only hear it once...

And... ehm... I really don`t understand some people`s choice of sex partners...

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Female 126
i guessed it right and the thing at the beginning where it said coroner might have given it away i feel sorry for the guy i mean if he wanted some why didnt he just stick his .|. in a lightsocket that`ll spark something
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Male 1,036
HOw low can you go?
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Male 8,302


If you listen carefully, across the globe thousands of Priests are running out into the graveyards behind their churches saying "Why didn`t I think of that before, no more lawsuit settlements!"


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Male 591
I guess some people cant take rejection, and I don`t believe that any dead person/thing has ever said no before.
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Male 26
I knew this had to be in Cincinnati. I think I overheard it on the news when I was on the computer. God, I hate living in the Cincinnati area.
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Male 649
and whats so wrong with sex with a burger?
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Male 436
I don`t want a `deeper look at this disorder` thank you.
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Male 1,931
LOL "VICTIMS" Seriously, their dead. Who cares? If someone wants to ass rape me when I`m dead go right ahead.
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Male 244
nasty
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Male 690
lol i guessed hamburger xD
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Male 247
Oh great! I have a mental disorder? I`ve always called it chillin and feelin.

Wonderful, another disorder to add to my list; I`m really starting to lose count here.

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Female 1
yeah for necrophilia?....
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Male 475
lol i wanted it to be a hamburger to
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Female 1,142
"wtf?..."

Indeed.

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Male 1
Yes! Thats my local news.
Reppin` Cincinnati.
We`re all necros here.
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Male 327
and hahaha at primetimekin
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Male 327
anyone else notice that moosebreath took opiebreath`s picture, added lipstick, fake hair and a bubble that says i am bored in it?

i find that weird.
maybe i just missed out on this discussion but i read all the comments and nobody pointed it out

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Male 7,933
I wouldn`t be caught DEAD with a necrophilia
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Female 562
That was to white wolfos.
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Female 562
^wtf?...
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Male 8,302
Well I guess he figured that with 99% of the female population you can`t tell the difference anyway...
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Female 1,142
Yayz! I got it right! :D

Isn`t a hamburger like a corpse, too, though?
Except, grilled and topped with yummy fruits and sauces?
What if it was a horseburger?
From the mare he rode to work?
Which raised him as her own after his parents died in a tragic boating accident?
D:

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Male 61
i actually thought hamburger
i was wrong though...
so horribly...horribly wrong.....
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Male 11
Hey Maybe some people wouldnt like the warm wet felling maybe some like it cold and dry
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Male 1,089
i`m going to go with "A" horse, yes thats my final answer (who wants to be a millionare)
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Male 273
I thought, okay, he had sex with a corpse. weird enough, sick, be done with it. but they were like "NUH-UH, bitch! In-depth coverage TO THE FACE!" and I was like "unnecessary!"
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Male 188
damit since it was on iab i tought it was e:hamburger
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Male 9,306
How disrespectful.
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Male 909
That was mighty sexy, if I say so myself!
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Female 93
Hahaha... I LIVE in that area. It`s gross, sad thing is, he got away with it too cause there`s no law against it in Ohio. That`s right folks, necrophelia is legal in Ohio. You get a fine and possibly a year with parol for abuse of a corpse, nothing else.
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Male 1,254
You gotta be careful. If you do it with a dead person you can get rigor mortis.

Not saying from personal experience or anything...:-/

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Male 2,395
EWWW I feel bad for the corpse >_>
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Female 649
ewh @ davymid and the article...

yuck.
just...
ewhie

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Female 1,407
Yucky...:-<
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Male 12,138
^^ Nah, I`ll answer anyway.

There was a court case here a few years ago, which was a big news story at the time, where a farmer from Rotterdam was screwing his animals. Like I said, bestiality is completely legal here, as long as you don`t hurt the animal.

Apparently he was prosecuted because although the horses, cows, sheep and goats were unharmed, apparently the chickens were. Thus he was sent down on charges of animal cruelty.

I guess it`s tricky to bum-rape a chicken without harming the chicken.

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Male 2,593
davymid
"Screwing a horse is completely legal here in Holland. As long as you don`t hurt the horse.
True."

Why would you ever have a need to look that up? Nah... don`t bother answering that one

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Male 12,138
Screwing a horse is completely legal here in Holland. As long as you don`t hurt the horse.

True.

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Female 4,197
I was guessing either car or burger...

that`s just so gross... poor bastard who got accused of raping her though

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Female 264
at least she wasnt alive.. that wouldve been way worse
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Female 304
^yes. and...wow. that is incredibly disgusting.
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Male 118
I wanted it to be all of them, humping the Dead Corpse of his Mom who had died falling of a horse after she`d eaten a hamburger on the backseat of his car.

Does this make me a bad person?

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Male 1,182
thats against the law?
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Male 3,369
techgeek07
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
159 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:22:07 PM
The Maddog
"Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:20:42 PM
Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....
I know what u lot are like!"

So, a dog would only have to be 3?
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Point proven!

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Male 69
haha i got it right, its always the corpse just like a bunch of serial killers do
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Male 2,593
Landogriffin
"Little did he know, with today`s technology, he would get caught red handed"

Actually, his hands weren`t the problem

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Male 66
Do you think that she is going to press charges?
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Male 3,842
The funniest thing is that, since he did the deed in the days before DNA testing, everyone thought the murderer had done it. The morgue worker must have known everyone would assume the murderer had sex with the victim, so he could get away with it. Little did he know, with today`s technology, he would get caught red handed.
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Female 151
Why thankyou Sir Know-it-all :)...
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Male 285
Yeah, I was thinking corpse.
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Female 151
How can he NOT be charged with "gross abuse" of a corpse!?!? Did he abuse her? Yes. Was it gross? Yes. Was it a corpse? Check.

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! *slams gavel...

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Male 103
Damn, I was wrong.
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Male 103
Gonna go with A).
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Male 2,593
The Maddog
"Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:20:42 PM
Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....
I know what u lot are like!"

So, a dog would only have to be 3?

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Male 3,369
Oh and be of legal age and consenting.....

I know what u lot are like!

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Female 408
"Tuesday, July 29, 2008 6:17:01 PM
Is that surprising? where do you think necrophiliacs work?"

7-11?

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Male 3,369
As soon as I heard corpse I turned off. As kinky as I might be, I like her to at aleast have a pulse.
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Female 28
I was betting on the horse.
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Female 204
haha i also guessed hamburger...how wrong i was
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Male 23
At least it isn`t a car.
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Male 2,593
Yea, I was kinda leaning towards hamburger myself
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Female 627
"I guessed Hamburger."

lolz

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Female 427
He just got lucky that some young girl got killed and..
I lol`d.
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Male 2,593
This video was my major event to trigger these feelings... Now, off to buy a shovel
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Female 627
Is that surprising? where do you think necrophiliacs work?
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Female 2,695
LAWL
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Male 407
Why is he doing this? Oh wait, it`s obviously because of Video Games like GTAIV, amirite?
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Female 67
wait....former weirdo? isnt he still a weirdo.
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Male 86
I guessed Hamburger.
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Male 1,766
its not rape if their dead
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Male 281
He`s doing it wrong, you`re supposed to f*ck them right after you kill them. That way, rigor mortis doesn`t have time to set in, and their zombie t*ts don`t fall off while you`re doing the deed.
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Female 15,763
But it`s all cold and.. icky and... DEAD!


D:

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Female 67
oh neat-o.
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Female 68
Wow, what a delicious way to start my night.
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Male 348
OH GOOD GOD..you know what they say about Necrophilia: Lots of selection and no rejection.
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Male 348
Gonna go with....b?
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Male 19,850
Link: DNA Test Shows Former Weirdo Had Illegal Sex With: [Rate Link] - OK, this is I-A-B so it`s not that easy. What did he have sex with? A) Horse? B) Car? C) Mom? D) Corpse? E) Hamburger?
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