Darwin Award Dimwits Nominees 9

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

God bless dumbass humans. As long as they"re around, I-A-B"s gonna be OK. (Some possible NSFW content.)
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Male 1,029
The one where a guy jumped onto a truck and got in, then got thrown back out, I don`t get it.. It was cool, but it wasn`t an EPIC fail.
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Male 233
Last on ewas real and that guy looked like a skinhead AKA Neo-Nazi from Russia
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Female 1,398
The nominees are the people that made the video, right?
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Male 5,194
I had forgotten how good that old Nik Kershaw tune was. He had a wonderful video that went with it.
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Male 72
was the last one real???? 0_0
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Male 2,796
The video at the end is old.... very old. I saw it at least two years ago and it was not the first time. So the whole theory that the maker of this compilation was just promoting his own "fake" video... well... you`re wrong... you fail, go hang yourself.

Otherwise, if anyone knows the origins of the last video and can tell me (with proof) that the video is either fake or real, then I would love to know. Otherwise I-A-B`ers... I am sure some food is calling your fat asses right now... better get to it.

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Male 3,057
What exactly did this have to do with the Darwin Awards? It looks to me like someone just mashed together a bunch of video that`s nearly older than time and appropriated the Darwin Awards name... How did this even get posted?
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Male 117
so does the person hat made and or posted this video even know what the darwin awards are? and half of the stuff on here didnt make sense even if it wasnt the darwin awards.. like why just show a picture of silica gel?
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Male 2,422
Some were kinda funny, but most didn`t have anything to do with anything.
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Male 3,255
Fancylad I swear to drat if you keep calling this poo "darwin" I`m gonna smack you. You need to learn the drating definition of the darwin awards.
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Male 4,004
The only one I laughed at was the self-induced fridge wedgie.

I also wondered about the guy putting his car in drive and trying to open the garage door, and then getting in the way...Why???

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Female 173
Ah, I looked it up on snopes.
Thank god that last one wasn´t real ;^^.
It was part of a commercial actually.
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Female 182
I had to LOL at the ass-scorpion :-P
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Male 263
Wow, with the Nik Kershaw song. Haven`t heard that one since the 80s.
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Male 2,958
That was more of an epic fail than I was expecting.
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Male 2,958
Are people actually dying/ being removed from the genepool? or is this another "epic" "failing" "darwin award" segment from IAB that just has a bunch of people getting their asses kicked?
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Female 186
I think with the silica bag he was trying to point out the fact that it states DO NOT EAT on the bag. And with the protesters it was apparently a rally against sex discrimination towards women and the guy in the back had a sign that read "iron my shirt b$tch"
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Male 11,740
Overall the "video" was crap. Mostly a slideshow. Some of the video clips have been shown in previous Darwin videos by the same person. I`ve watched a bunch of them on YouTube and this person loves to use the same stuff more than once.

The last video made me wonder why it was there until the end. I hope it was fake but I don`t think it was. It looked like one of those practical joke shows gone wrong. I`m betting that if it was real the guy died. He`d certainly qualify because getting shot inside a post tube is certainly a stupid way to die.

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Male 107
wow, that was really really bad.
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Male 703
welcome to the collection of old pictures and videos so you can remember all the good times when you were just figuring out the internet...
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Male 2,781
MAN THAT SUCKED
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Male 5,094
Yup, nothing to do with the Darwins, this is mostly people having accidents with a few notable exceptions.
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Male 61
i remember when that first clip happened. it was all over the news here in Dallas.halarious
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Male 58
what the hell did 90% of that have to do with Darwins? Most of those pics are shopped and most of the video had nothing to do with Darwins....terrible
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Male 383
but it was an awesome fake video!!!
it was probably justa gas airsoft pistol anyways...
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Male 1,365
Odd, how he wasted all that time just to promote his fake video at the end.
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Male 505
Matwix, gratzi for the clarification.
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Male 240
Lmao at the last one. I was thinking how much I hated the music and canned laughter, and how brilliant it would be if someone shot the eejit in the post box, and there you have it. Skinhead shoots idiot, awful music stops.
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Male 35
I`m taking the risk to sound like a douche by quoting wikipedia:

"A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. Awards have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool", i.e., lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. As described in the Darwin Award books: The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. While an attempt is made to disallow urban legends from the awards, some older winners have been `grandfathered` to keep their awards."

Puttin a scorpion up your hole does not constitute a darwin award. Nor does the picture of a silica bag.

I`m disapointed by this link :(

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Male 136
The last one is the most disturbing thing I`ve seen for a while.

I think as long as you do something stupid that MAY kill you, you should be eligible to get the award. The scorpion one is a good example.

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Male 2,551
SparkleBabys - No, they don`t. These were mostly all honerable mentions. To get into the darwins, you only have to stop being able to reproduce/make babies and pass on your genes. So someone getting hit in the nads with a sledgehammer will get in just as easily as someone who blew their head off with a shotgun because they were looking down the barrel.
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Male 60
Yeh, last one is fake
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Male 35
How does putting a scorpion up your arse removes you from the gene pool?
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Male 119
i really really hope the last one was fake, but the penultimate one was hilarious
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Male 909
This one wasn`t really...
How should I put this...

Good?

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Male 679
Again, 90 percent of this would have been a lot better as pictures on a page so we can actually see what`s going on. slideshow = lame
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Male 505
BAHAHAHAHA
But to be darwin`s, they have to actually die.
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Male 674
i hope that last one was fake...
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Male 292
Sorry, couldn`t make past a few minutes having to listen to that awful post-punk, synthesized crap some idiot, that escaped Darwin`s wrath, had the nerve to call that listenable music and actually recorded for others to endure. Shall that moron perish in the flames with the smoking preggo chick...
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Male 637
That`s what I was thinking, Chary. I was thinking, "Did this just turn into a snuff film?". xD
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Female 173
`oly... please tell me that last one was set up o.o;
It must`ve been... right...
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Male 415
Just call them idiots, this has nothing to do with Darwin at all.
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Male 19,879
Link: Darwin Award Dimwits Nominees 9 [Rate Link] - God bless dumbass humans. As long as they`re around, I-A-B`s gonna be OK. (Some possible NSFW content.)
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