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Date: 07/04/08 02:33 AM

44 Responses to Darwin Award Dimwits Nominees 9

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 1:24 am
    Link: Darwin Award Dimwits Nominees 9 - God bless dumbass humans. As long as they`re around, I-A-B`s gonna be OK. (Some possible NSFW content.)
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    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:42 am
    Just call them idiots, this has nothing to do with Darwin at all.
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    chary Female 13-17
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    July 4, 2008 at 2:46 am
    `oly... please tell me that last one was set up o.o;
    It must`ve been... right...
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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:47 am
    That`s what I was thinking, Chary. I was thinking, "Did this just turn into a snuff film?". xD
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    laMigra77 Male 30-39
    292 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:48 am
    Sorry, couldn`t make past a few minutes having to listen to that awful post-punk, synthesized crap some idiot, that escaped Darwin`s wrath, had the nerve to call that listenable music and actually recorded for others to endure. Shall that moron perish in the flames with the smoking preggo chick...
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:48 am
    i hope that last one was fake...
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    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:14 am
    But to be darwin`s, they have to actually die.
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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:17 am
    Again, 90 percent of this would have been a lot better as pictures on a page so we can actually see what`s going on. slideshow = lame
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:23 am
    This one wasn`t really...
    How should I put this...


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    naz2k55 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:55 am
    i really really hope the last one was fake, but the penultimate one was hilarious
  11. Profile photo of Vany
    Vany Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2008 at 3:55 am
    How does putting a scorpion up your arse removes you from the gene pool?
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    Sjd-Wth Male 13-17
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    July 4, 2008 at 4:01 am
    Yeh, last one is fake
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    July 4, 2008 at 4:09 am
    SparkleBabys - No, they don`t. These were mostly all honerable mentions. To get into the darwins, you only have to stop being able to reproduce/make babies and pass on your genes. So someone getting hit in the nads with a sledgehammer will get in just as easily as someone who blew their head off with a shotgun because they were looking down the barrel.
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    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 4:21 am
    The last one is the most disturbing thing I`ve seen for a while.

    I think as long as you do something stupid that MAY kill you, you should be eligible to get the award. The scorpion one is a good example.

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    Vany Male 18-29
    35 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 4:24 am
    I`m taking the risk to sound like a douche by quoting wikipedia:

    "A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. Awards have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool", i.e., lose the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. As described in the Darwin Award books: The Awards honor people who ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion. While an attempt is made to disallow urban legends from the awards, some older winners have been `grandfathered` to keep their awards."

    Puttin a scorpion up your hole does not constitute a darwin award. Nor does the picture of a silica bag.

    I`m disapointed by this link :(

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    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 5:08 am
    Lmao at the last one. I was thinking how much I hated the music and canned laughter, and how brilliant it would be if someone shot the eejit in the post box, and there you have it. Skinhead shoots idiot, awful music stops.
  17. Profile photo of SparkleBabys
    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    505 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 5:45 am
    Matwix, gratzi for the clarification.
  18. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 5:51 am
    Odd, how he wasted all that time just to promote his fake video at the end.
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 6:10 am
    but it was an awesome fake video!!!
    it was probably justa gas airsoft pistol anyways...
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    ExcelZero Male 18-29
    58 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 6:17 am
    what the hell did 90% of that have to do with Darwins? Most of those pics are shopped and most of the video had nothing to do with Darwins....terrible
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    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 7:01 am
    i remember when that first clip happened. it was all over the news here in Dallas.halarious
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Yup, nothing to do with the Darwins, this is mostly people having accidents with a few notable exceptions.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 8:13 am
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 8:21 am
    welcome to the collection of old pictures and videos so you can remember all the good times when you were just figuring out the internet...
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    tathagata76 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 8:41 am
    wow, that was really really bad.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 8:55 am
    Overall the "video" was crap. Mostly a slideshow. Some of the video clips have been shown in previous Darwin videos by the same person. I`ve watched a bunch of them on YouTube and this person loves to use the same stuff more than once.

    The last video made me wonder why it was there until the end. I hope it was fake but I don`t think it was. It looked like one of those practical joke shows gone wrong. I`m betting that if it was real the guy died. He`d certainly qualify because getting shot inside a post tube is certainly a stupid way to die.

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    2116 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:01 am
    sir kevin, you said eejit! ive never heard anyone else say it except my friend, who has a blank shirt that says it.
    and this was, excuse my 90`s lingo, buzzkill. no, lame. buzzkill wouldn`t really make sense. anyway what does a picture of a silica bag have to do with anything? and what did the sign say with all of the protesters? it was dumb. stupid. lame. buzzkill. gag me with a spoon. not rad. moronic
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    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:38 am
    I think with the silica bag he was trying to point out the fact that it states DO NOT EAT on the bag. And with the protesters it was apparently a rally against sex discrimination towards women and the guy in the back had a sign that read "iron my shirt b$tch"
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:39 am
    Are people actually dying/ being removed from the genepool? or is this another "epic" "failing" "darwin award" segment from IAB that just has a bunch of people getting their asses kicked?
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:43 am
    That was more of an epic fail than I was expecting.
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:50 am
    Wow, with the Nik Kershaw song. Haven`t heard that one since the 80s.
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    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:56 am
    I had to LOL at the ass-scorpion :-P
  33. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:17 am
    Ah, I looked it up on snopes.
    Thank god that last one wasn´t real ;^^.
    It was part of a commercial actually.
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:29 am
    The only one I laughed at was the self-induced fridge wedgie.

    I also wondered about the guy putting his car in drive and trying to open the garage door, and then getting in the way...Why???

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:03 am
    Fancylad I swear to drat if you keep calling this poo "darwin" I`m gonna smack you. You need to learn the drating definition of the darwin awards.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    Some were kinda funny, but most didn`t have anything to do with anything.
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    uniquename Male 18-29
    117 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:42 pm
    so does the person hat made and or posted this video even know what the darwin awards are? and half of the stuff on here didnt make sense even if it wasnt the darwin awards.. like why just show a picture of silica gel?
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    What exactly did this have to do with the Darwin Awards? It looks to me like someone just mashed together a bunch of video that`s nearly older than time and appropriated the Darwin Awards name... How did this even get posted?
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    The video at the end is old.... very old. I saw it at least two years ago and it was not the first time. So the whole theory that the maker of this compilation was just promoting his own "fake" video... well... you`re wrong... you fail, go hang yourself.

    Otherwise, if anyone knows the origins of the last video and can tell me (with proof) that the video is either fake or real, then I would love to know. Otherwise I-A-B`ers... I am sure some food is calling your fat asses right now... better get to it.

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    hollowshyguy Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 3:29 am
    was the last one real???? 0_0
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    I had forgotten how good that old Nik Kershaw tune was. He had a wonderful video that went with it.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:33 am
    The nominees are the people that made the video, right?
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    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:46 am
    Last on ewas real and that guy looked like a skinhead AKA Neo-Nazi from Russia
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 10:30 am
    The one where a guy jumped onto a truck and got in, then got thrown back out, I don`t get it.. It was cool, but it wasn`t an EPIC fail.

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