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Date: 07/30/08 07:01 PM

57 Responses to Cristiano Ronaldo : The Perfect Athlete for 2008?

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Link: Cristiano Ronaldo : The Perfect Athlete for 2008? - That`s a lot of fancy footwork there son, but I don`t think I saw one goal from you that entire video.
  2. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Q: What do you call a fat scotsman with eleven dicks?

    A: Alex f*cking Ferguson

    Thank you, good night.

  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    *Pretends to understand sports* Oh yeah, totally... touch down.. left field... out of 7... right, that.
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    So he`s really good at playing with his balls. Big deal. So am I.

    Wait.....

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    I`m betting he`s a roostery bastard off the field too.
  6. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Not enough clips of doing what he does best, falling on the floor and crying for a card
  7. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    i just know he`s hot
    i dont`t even like soccer
  8. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    I`ve seen 2-3 goals. That`s about it.
  9. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    i dont like ronaldo. he annoys me... hes just a show off.
  10. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    Goals at 1.07, 1.19(Replay), 4.44 and 5.02 (free kick although you don`t see it go in).
    He has some fantastic footwork, but for a big lad he`s such a baby.
    If he didn`t do a Robert Pires everytime someone touched him then people would like him as much as Ronaldinho, who always plays with a smile and in the right spirit despite having a difficult season.
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    crich, im really starting to get mad with these
  12. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    I wish I understood what the bid deal about football was. I never understood what the thrill is.

    crichards96. Stop posting please!

  13. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    It`s kind of like how americans don`t get soccer ya know. The rest of the world loves it, but we as a nation could sleep through the world cup.
  14. Profile photo of Fuz92
    Fuz92 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    i f`n love soccer and people who hate on ronaldo are mad cuz they didnt mkae sumthin out of their lives by his age
  15. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    "i f`n love soccer and people who hate on ronaldo are mad cuz they didnt mkae sumthin out of their lives by his age"

    Ronaldo sucks, he isnt even the best in Portugal. I hope he gets kidney stones

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    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    you caught us fuz, we`re oh-so-jealous of ONLY ronaldo and favor the other ridiculous prodigy soccer stars because HES JUST SO GOOD. well reasoned.
  17. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    uhhh uhh. GOOOOOALLLLL!!!!!!!!! he fell flat on his face in like the first 10 seconds it looked like
  18. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    He acts better than what he plays.
  19. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    Stop pussyfooting around with your balls and just shoot it, goals waiting dude.

    -innuendo totally intended-

  20. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    He looks like the Terrel Owens of soccer, except he knows how to handle his balls.
  21. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    How is that Soccer? Since when is dancing Soccer??
  22. Profile photo of barryjv5929
    barryjv5929 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    So many people claim to not understand soccer yet attempt to critique one of the best players out there. Look at Ronaldinho clips too not many goals either.
  23. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    you put yer right leg in, yerright leg out, in out in out and HEADBANGZ then fall over like youve been slammed in the bollocks with a hammer and cry. boohooez.
  24. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    i think he got.. one goal. around 1:20. soccer is one of the only sports i can watch without getting bored withing 5 minutes
  25. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 9:17 pm
    5 minutes of this?

    But why?

  26. Profile photo of cheeseboy
    cheeseboy Male 13-17
    452 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    Look at him recently though - these shots were taken whilst he was in LA recovering from surgery.

    Hilarious!



  27. Profile photo of freecandy
    freecandy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    actually he scored 3 goals

    1:07,4:45 and 5:05

  28. Profile photo of phoenix_p0
    phoenix_p0 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    Let me tell you about Cristiano Ronaldo - the best player to play football for any team this season.

    42 goals this season and he`s not even a striker. The man is a genius with a football. Yes, he`s a bit of a prat off the field, but in reality there`s currently no one better on the field than him.

  29. Profile photo of BULLdOGG310
    BULLdOGG310 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    soccer`s biggest douchebag.incredible ability but gets no respect. plus he plays for the most retarded club in the world. dont even have to say which one.
  30. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:55 am
    GO PORTUGAL!

    acho que o Cristiano é muuuuuuiiiiiito sensual. oxalá que esteja cá na minha cama, sem roupa e com tensão :P

    yeah bit ches thats right.

  31. Profile photo of den3jlb
    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:23 am
    Yeah, he only scored 43 goals, from midfield, for Man Utd last season.
  32. Profile photo of LarsTheDane
    LarsTheDane Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 3:06 am
    Holy sh... Shut up already. Maybe his style of playing is a bit flashy, but scoring 42 goals in ONE season is amazing - and when you´re a midfielder it`s fu....ng insane!!! He`s incredibly gifted and maybe even the best in the world right now... End of discussion.
  33. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 3:08 am
    Yes 42 doesn`t exactly count as `hardly any` in my opinion.
  34. Profile photo of Jtwalker_563
    Jtwalker_563 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 3:46 am
    As much as I hate him, and Man Utd. I gotta admit, he`s an incredible player, I just wish he`d stop being such a pussy on the pitch and then hopefully leave the Premier League
  35. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 3:54 am
    He`s like the Lord of the Dance, of soccer. Seems like a waste of time when you could be trying to actually move the ball.
  36. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:59 am
    At the end of the day the boys still a díck
  37. Profile photo of MUFC-1991
    MUFC-1991 Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 31, 2008 at 6:42 am
    How can ya say he`s scored hardly any goals... when he scored 42 last season... the guy is like GOD...Needs to stop goin down like hes been shot tho lol
  38. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:43 am
    well i saw 3 goals...
  39. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    164 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 6:54 am
    Well, like him or not, the wisecrack on the description about not seeing a single goal is kinda stupid, given that he was the Premiership League`s best scorer last season - and he`s not even a striker, he`s a winger...
  40. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:10 am
    wat a knob
  41. Profile photo of lakers83234
    lakers83234 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 7:24 am
    I could do all that easily.......

    Anyways, he may be an a** off the field but he is Incredible soccer player. One of the best. And sometimes he Has to do those moves to get away from the fielders. He is a little too flashy though, but w.e He scores plenty of goals and hes got skills.

  42. Profile photo of PC-Player
    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:06 am
    C. Ronaldo is hardly a "perfect athlete." He`s great at dribbling, but when it comes to passing, field awareness etc he is rather mediocre. Football is a lot more than just fancy footwork.
  43. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:19 am
    Whats that song at the beginning? Twas off of my chain, young man!
  44. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:23 am
    Also, I was hoping for Ronaldinho
  45. Profile photo of bombasqueet
    bombasqueet Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:32 am
    Ronaldo sucks, he isnt even the best in Portugal. I hope he gets kidney stones

    what a dumb thing to say hes not only the best in portugal but probably in the world 2 ,he could go to MLS, play LA Galaxy, Get sent off in the 3rd minute and still win the game

  46. Profile photo of bombasqueet
    bombasqueet Male 13-17
    7 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:33 am
    that and ronaldinho is just fat now
  47. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 8:36 am
    This man is about as popular as a pork chop in a synagogue here in the UK.

    And rightfully so. He cheats and takes a dive if you just walk past him, he undermines his own team members and loves himself more than the world itself.

  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:00 am
    ^^ "free kick although you don`t see it go in"

    You mean like in softcore porn?

  49. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:45 am
    well of course bombasqueet, we americans suck balls at soccer
  50. Profile photo of Midnightlake
    Midnightlake Female 18-29
    449 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 9:49 am
    I hate Ronaldo, i hope he moves to Real Madrid so i don`t have to see him anymore.
  51. Profile photo of Pykieg
    Pykieg Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:18 am
    i hope he gets aids not H.I.V but aids
  52. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:56 am
    alright I admit that he has some fancy footwork and yea he may be good at what he does BUT god help you if somebody accidently hits him "slightly" with the ball or kicks or trips him.....he will cry and and lay on the ground in pain and agony for a half hour. STOP BEING SUCH A FREAKIN PANSY!!! and he`s too much of a pretty boy :)
  53. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:12 am
    Don`t hate the player, hate the game.
  54. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    gay
  55. Profile photo of hughesie27
    hughesie27 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 1:24 pm
    Jeezo, you americans have very little idea about football. It simply isn`t a case of scoring goals. (There are at least 2 in the video). Even if it was, he was the top goal scorer in the Premiership last year!!! I think it was pushing towards 40 goals from a midfielder!! You are crazy crazy people. If you don`t like the sport fine, don`t then attempt to criticize it though.
  56. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    well, he did score more goals then any other player in england so lol at the description.
  57. Profile photo of mxchick617
    mxchick617 Female 18-29
    340 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 4:11 pm
    I`m personally not dissing soccer...football for you others, I actually enjoy watching the sport sometimes. It`s just him that annoys me..

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