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Date: 07/04/08 09:14 AM

41 Responses to Criminal Acts as His Own Trial Lawyer in Court

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 7:51 am
    Link: Criminal Acts as His Own Trial Lawyer in Court - A must see. I won`t give anything away, but when he realizes he`s in trouble, he resorts to desperate measures.
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    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 8:41 am
    so he was faking it? he coulda ben passed out
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    xskullkidx Male 13-17
    277 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:19 am
    haha he was faking it.

    i loved how he sat in the same spot after sniffing the Rank-O-Cream

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:24 am
    How weird... I can`t tell whether it`s fake until "Oh, a remarkable uh... change"
    hahaha
    Idiot
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    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:28 am
    HAHAHA - how pathetic but entertaining. :D
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    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    144 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:30 am
    I wonder if he planned to do that. He probably imagined he would be this great lawyer, and at the end getting this standing ovation.
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    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:33 am
    That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

    ^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:36 am
    Fancylad`s looking a bit rough in his new avatar. Nice choice of undies though I have to say.
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    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    183 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Awwww I thought he was going to go nutjobs but he just did the old "I`m dead" routine. Underpants. :(
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:45 am
    Is this Colin Ferguson`s nephew or something?
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    LastThorn Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:57 am
    I like the cop in the back who can`t stop laughing :P
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    Skrewdriver Male 13-17
    85 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Friday, July 04, 2008 9:33:38 AM
    That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

    ^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?

    It looks like a pig through a fence to me.

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    Stuff_To_Do Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Meh...
    IAB is becoming a news website.
    And deriving away from a boredom killing website.

    Unless the mods would actually look at my submissions! I mean, pregnant man, that`s gold! I would not be bored reading that.

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    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:02 am
    TNB
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    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:09 am
    what an idiot...
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    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:14 am
    Haha he`s stupid :]
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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:22 am
    what a tool. Haha that is why we get lawyers, or plead guilty.
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:23 am
    I`m not even going to say `nice try`...
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    DrJack Male 13-17
    184 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:34 am
    I also thought the officer laughing was humorous. He started swaying back and forth and covering his face. I probably would have just burst out laughing!
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 10:35 am
    That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.
    ^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?

    Look at it again.
    When it is in small view it doesn`t look like a pig, it looks like a naked lady. But then again I tend to have a perverted mind.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:30 am
    lol the cop back there couldn`t keep from giggling. XD
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 11:31 am
    That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

    ^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?


    It is in fact a pig, just click on the picture.
    ANd loL@cop at the back

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    iluv2paclgo Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    lol yeah the cop at the back hahaha
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    that loser.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    Haha! That reminds me of the time we had to do a mock trial and my lawyer objected against herself!!!
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    kramwin Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:27 pm
    lol this is so stupid
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Jesus, people believe they can create their own reality and it will come to fruition, this guy is not crazy..just ignorant and used to people doing what he wants.
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    ydoom Male 18-29
    107 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Ok, so he fainted, then smelled something that killed him. We can`t tell if he`s faking until we see what happened 5 minutes later.

    But assuming that he`s faking - it`s funny.

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    I wanna see the 5 minutes later.
    At least know how he tried to explain it.
    Or is he `rotting` away in a jail cell?
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    Slayer479 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)
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    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    July 4, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    I feel for that guy.

    Must suck being owned.

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    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 2:40 am
    I guess he didn`t get the memo. Wearing a suit doesn`t make you a lawyer. D: It makes you a person in a suit.
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    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:04 am
    "Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)"
    Lolz. Very true.
    I think he was like, near the end, "If I get up now they`ll NEVER believe me..so I`ll just continue to be dead."
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:13 am
    What a brilliant deception! By what the judge says, I guess he tried that once before earlier in the trial ^^
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    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
    I`m sure he had to get up eventually, how exactly do you explain yourself out of that one?
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    regarding xiquiripat
    if i ever have a mock trial i am going to object myself hahaha. thats priceless
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    What was he expecting? People to completely forget about the case once he `fainted` and him just skip on home?

    Woww.. Someone didn`t use their brain today!

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    NEXT TIME I`M IN COURT I`M GONNA TRY THIS...
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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    FAKE! haha what a loser he can`t even fake being innocent
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    rdawg Male 13-17
    64 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    ""Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)"
    Lolz. Very true.
    I think he was like, near the end, "If I get up now they`ll NEVER believe me..so I`ll just continue to be dead.""
    haha for sure.
    ps wow theres too many quotation marks there...
  41. Profile photo of SoapeyLOV
    SoapeyLOV Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 9:45 pm
    lmfao, did he think he was Anthony Hopkins or something?

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