Criminal Acts as His Own Trial Lawyer in Court

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Funny

A must see. I won"t give anything away, but when he realizes he"s in trouble, he resorts to desperate measures.
There are 41 comments:
Female 91
lmfao, did he think he was Anthony Hopkins or something?
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Male 64
""Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)"
Lolz. Very true.
I think he was like, near the end, "If I get up now they`ll NEVER believe me..so I`ll just continue to be dead.""
haha for sure.
ps wow theres too many quotation marks there...
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Male 788
FAKE! haha what a loser he can`t even fake being innocent
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Male 2,781
NEXT TIME I`M IN COURT I`M GONNA TRY THIS...
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Female 917
What was he expecting? People to completely forget about the case once he `fainted` and him just skip on home?

Woww.. Someone didn`t use their brain today!

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Male 799
regarding xiquiripat
if i ever have a mock trial i am going to object myself hahaha. thats priceless
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Male 208
I`m sure he had to get up eventually, how exactly do you explain yourself out of that one?
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Male 422
What a brilliant deception! By what the judge says, I guess he tried that once before earlier in the trial ^^
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Female 525
"Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)"
Lolz. Very true.
I think he was like, near the end, "If I get up now they`ll NEVER believe me..so I`ll just continue to be dead."
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Male 637
I guess he didn`t get the memo. Wearing a suit doesn`t make you a lawyer. D: It makes you a person in a suit.
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Male 294
I feel for that guy.

Must suck being owned.

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Male 22
Feign Death resisted (WoW joke)
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Male 2,958
I wanna see the 5 minutes later.
At least know how he tried to explain it.
Or is he `rotting` away in a jail cell?
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Male 106
Ok, so he fainted, then smelled something that killed him. We can`t tell if he`s faking until we see what happened 5 minutes later.

But assuming that he`s faking - it`s funny.

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Male 1,365
Jesus, people believe they can create their own reality and it will come to fruition, this guy is not crazy..just ignorant and used to people doing what he wants.
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Male 49
lol this is so stupid
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Male 2,422
Haha! That reminds me of the time we had to do a mock trial and my lawyer objected against herself!!!
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Female 2,084
that loser.
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Female 40
lol yeah the cop at the back hahaha
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Male 888
That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?


It is in fact a pig, just click on the picture.
ANd [email protected] at the back

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Male 9,305
lol the cop back there couldn`t keep from giggling. XD
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Male 587
That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.
^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?

Look at it again.
When it is in small view it doesn`t look like a pig, it looks like a naked lady. But then again I tend to have a perverted mind.

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Male 184
I also thought the officer laughing was humorous. He started swaying back and forth and covering his face. I probably would have just burst out laughing!
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Male 1,091
I`m not even going to say `nice try`...
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Male 906
what a tool. Haha that is why we get lawyers, or plead guilty.
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Female 464
Haha he`s stupid :]
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Female 649
what an idiot...
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Male 99
TNB
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Male 194
Meh...
IAB is becoming a news website.
And deriving away from a boredom killing website.

Unless the mods would actually look at my submissions! I mean, pregnant man, that`s gold! I would not be bored reading that.

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Male 85
[quote]
Friday, July 04, 2008 9:33:38 AM
That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?
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It looks like a pig through a fence to me.

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Male 38
I like the cop in the back who can`t stop laughing :P
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Male 263
Is this Colin Ferguson`s nephew or something?
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Female 182
Awwww I thought he was going to go nutjobs but he just did the old "I`m dead" routine. Underpants. :(
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Female 2,220
Fancylad`s looking a bit rough in his new avatar. Nice choice of undies though I have to say.
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Male 668
That was quite entertaining... especially how unresponsive he was trying to be.

^^TicaVerde... What`s your avatar?

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Female 143
I wonder if he planned to do that. He probably imagined he would be this great lawyer, and at the end getting this standing ovation.
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Female 311
HAHAHA - how pathetic but entertaining. :D
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Female 2,220
How weird... I can`t tell whether it`s fake until "Oh, a remarkable uh... change"
hahaha
Idiot
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Male 277
haha he was faking it.

i loved how he sat in the same spot after sniffing the Rank-O-Cream

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Female 512
so he was faking it? he coulda ben passed out
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Male 20,830
Link: Criminal Acts as His Own Trial Lawyer in Court [Rate Link] - A must see. I won`t give anything away, but when he realizes he`s in trouble, he resorts to desperate measures.
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