Best Airline Promotion Ever

Submitted by: techgeek07 8 years ago in
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A journalist asks about the configuration of Ryanairs Airlines planned long-haul flights. Listen ...
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Male 25
That sounds like a great promotional product.
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Male 1,404
This is the type of "guy" who would send his hoe to give you a BJ, handcuff you to the bed and steel all your belongings. Chimpsy bitch.
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Male 315
He just earned my ticket.
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Male 500
Schlagjob?
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Male 533
I knew you weren`t seriously asking that, I was just making sure you knew what it sounded like.
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Male 2,506
shagthefag

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:10:08 PM

there`s no german for blowjob. That blows. See what I did there?

not only does it blow, it sucks, see what i did there?

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Male 2,506
himalariou :|
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Female 97
Good vid, but really... 4 stars? I give it 3 at best. He said blowjob... it wasn`t exactly comedic gold,yet everyone is sniggling like a bunch of 8th graders over it.
I want to hear him do his version of the Aristocrats for his plane promotion... then I`ll give him 4 stars.
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Male 350
bett und blasen ... sounds better for me in german :)
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Male 12,138
Full Metal Jacket clip here. Cinematic gold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHmefyksm_I

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Female 239
"Wait... if they`re blowing you, what exactly are they reaching around to do?"

Come on now Jake! I`m a woman and I know the answer to that one. They`re reaching around to change the TV station.

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Male 11,740
OK, I`m saving up now. I`ll be earning all sorts of frequent blow....flyer miles on that airline.
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Male 1
Ha..Michael O`Leary, what a legend!!! He`s a shrewd business man. The blowjobs on the plane comment.... its aimed directly at the tabloid newspapers. They`ll put the story on front page and Michael O`Leary and Ryanair get a bucket load of free advertising!!
The man is a genius! he runs the airline the way a business should be run. That`s why Ryanair have almost $4 billion of cash in the bank while most other airlines are struggling!!

On the other hand....I`m sure it would be a `no frills` blowjob!!

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Male 25
GODS DO I HATE RYAN AIR!

This just prooves to me what a scumbag rip off murchant this guy is. I once flew with Ryan air to Spain. only 15kgs baggage, when at the time EVERYONE else was offering 20kgs, if your even a small amount over at least a 50 euro charge! Bunch of something I can`t say cause the filter stops me! dammit!

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Male 4,594
Awesome, simply awesome.
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Male 57
schecter5
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
13 Posts Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:10:29 PM
wow.. free blowjobs.. beats american airlines :D
but i gotta ask, do they also offer a complimentary reach around?

Wait... if they`re blowing you, what exactly are they reaching around to do?

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Male 2,860
Bwaha! All press conferences should be as genuine as this.
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Male 205
Fwoggie! Are you mental?!? O`Leary is an absolute legend. The man who tells his staff to steal pens from colleagues so he doesn`t have to buy them any, the man who drives in taxi lanes by buying a hackney plate for his car... what more can you want from a company executive?
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Male 1,053
lol :L
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Male 1,803
He`s got to be one of the most unethical businessmen in the world.
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Male 1,803
God I really really really hate O`Leary, you just want to punch the living pooe out of him....
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Female 2,220
=0

I was actually shocked.
haahahahha

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Male 389
Schecter5...the quote is "I`ll bet you`re the kind of guy that would drat a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!" and its from Full Metal Jacket
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Female 399
In case anyone was wondering, `Blasen` is German for blow-job :P
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Male 782
Guess this guy hasn`t heard of the mile-high club. There`s a lot more than just blowjobs to be offered on a plane. Though, that kind of thing is usually frowned upon by the airline company.
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Male 916
That`s a prudish interpreter, pretending that there`s no word in German for `doing a blow job`.
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Male 1,407
Ah I love Irish humor.
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Female 1,186
=O did he just say what i think he said?
dirty, dirty man
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Male 406
eh, its summer. i`m surprised i still remember how to read with how much my brain has shut down. but yes i know the difference between manor and manner... just not when i`m typing.. they sound the same so i think i deserve some credit at least
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Male 1,788
Hehehe, painful manor
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Male 436
it`s "manner"

If they died in a painful manor it means there`s a big house which is painful that they`re in.

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Male 406
oy dude, you realize that was a joke right?
not that i`m a homophobe but no, that stuff isn`t my cup of tea by any means. seriously though, no one has ever heard of that saying? i know its a joke from a prison movie from one of the guards to the prisoners but i can`t remember which one.. the line went something like "you look like the type of @sshole who wouldn`t even give the man @#$%ing you a complimentary reach-around!"... kudos to who ever remembers it, its one of the things that has scared me to this day.. btw i hate wireless mice... they can go die some where in a very slow and painful manor
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Male 533
"i gotta ask, do they also offer a complimentary reach around?"

Dude...Think about that. Do you really WANT a reach around? I mean, if you`re into that kind of thing, good on ya. But...I mean...I`m just making sure you realize...

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Male 1,788
I suddenly wish to fly somewhere....anywhere...
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Male 273
lmfao. hilarious!
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Male 297
^which part don`t you get? do you not know about lolcats or do you know about them and just don`t understand why the sound of a cat eating has anything to do with the discussion?
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Male 177
also, whats with everyone saying, " NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"?
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Male 297
i dunno if the topic really can be done, considering the content of the link, but ok, whatever you say, haha.
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Male 177
"theres no german word for blowjob? they must have horrible sex lives." lol
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Female 15,763
Dx Why are we even talking about this!

I`M just assuming that the positioning is a little weird, what with there no leg room, and thus there`s not complete... coverage.

`KAY. TOPIC DONE.

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Male 7,933
on a side note, I have no idea what the hell she said.
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Male 297
well, opie, i suppose oral sex either way could be messy and unhygienic on an airplane, but they mentioned beds too... they can change the sheets just like at a hotel.
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Male 181
jinx! I said it first!
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Male 1,557
opie if there`s anything dripping, you`ve not done the job properly ;)
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Male 181
opie, if anything`s "dripping" you`re doing it wrong! lol
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Female 15,763
But that`s just unhygienic in a plane. What with things.. dripping...

`Kay no more description.

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Male 22
LOL That guy is my hero.
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Female 306
I wasn`t expecting that..
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Male 406
opie... i think they`re answer to your question would be a picture of a cat and the words OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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Female 193
^^he said theres no German for blowjobs lol
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Female 15,763
That just seems messy is all, Pet. I mean, they want to stay a refutable business, right?
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Male 473
theres no chairmen for blowjobs!
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Female 471
wait wait wait they talk about bjs in it? gotta go back and watch it all the way through now
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Male 1,766
opiebreath
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:11:23 PM
So how would they satisfy those who aren`t capable of... receiving blowjobs...?
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you have much to learn
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Female 670
oh america!!!!!
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Female 471
boring. what?
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Male 548
^Dildos!
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Female 15,763
So how would they satisfy those who aren`t capable of... receiving blowjobs...?
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Male 89
One business class ticket please.
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Male 406
wow.. free blowjobs.. beats american airlines :D
but i gotta ask, do they also offer a complimentary reach around?
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Male 208
there`s no german for blowjob. That blows. See what I did there?
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Male 1,766
"beds and blow jobs will all be free"
Thats good especially due to the high price of blowjobs since the recession.
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Male 2,593
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