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Date: 07/07/08 05:00 PM

56 Responses to Banned Commercial From Israel

  1. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    Link: Banned Commercial From Israel - No wonder they call it the ``Holy Land.`` Cover your ears, there`s some NSFW language.
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    u_dont_scare Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    haha i wish those swim suits were holy ;)
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    u_dont_scare Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    wow this is new i have never been first (please dont ban me)
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    Tekno Female 30-39
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    WTF?
  5. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    .....Well I`m sure there was a rise in male population after this first aired.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    if only the girls there really looked like that
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    iluv2paclgo Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:17 pm
    lol that was funny at the end "holy cow"
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    steve41high Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    haha sweeet
  9. Profile photo of PostModern
    PostModern Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    the blonde guy was hot!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    Uh yeah.......whatever. No way it was real. If it was real, it would`ve been funny though.
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    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    Tel Aviv is like the Miami of the Middle East. Plus, when you pass customs to get to Israel, it`s all young women working there because of the military service. Still, the place is disguting for what it does to arabs.
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    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    I liked the "Holy Cow!" at the end; Best part!
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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    It was kind of funny!
    Not the best I`ve ever seen, but still...
    Alright.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 5:54 pm
    "Tel Aviv is like the Miami of the Middle East. Plus, when you pass customs to get to Israel, it`s all young women working there because of the military service. Still, the place is disguting for what it does to arabs."

    Well I live in Miami so if what you said is true then I know my next vacation spot

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    I`ve been to Israel, and there *did* seem to be a larger ratio of babes there than most other places I`ve been to. It was one of the first things I noticed when I got there...and not just on the beaches either.

    Go Israel!

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    silverwing23 Female 13-17
    114 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    what the hell was that, I really didn`t think the girls there were that attractive... they had nice hair but other than that nothing really stood out.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    lol that actually makes me wanna go there - and im not even into chicks :D
  18. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    July 7, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    Israel, 67 percent female from 18 to 45, not bad odds for schlubby guys.
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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Yay! Go Israel!
  20. Profile photo of Fuz92
    Fuz92 Male 13-17
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    July 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    So they take the land From the Palestinains then start whoring it out to the world..... Doesnt make sense to me
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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    i thought it was pretty funny...
  22. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    lulz...
  23. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
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    July 7, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    ^^Fuz92 Grow some balls, open up your mind to history, then figure out this was a parody.
  24. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    Fuz92 is exactly correct.

    Israel is just an accepted from of apartheid.

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    Ladyasha09 Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    LOL that was pretty funny
  26. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
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    July 7, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    I thought pigs weren`t allowed there.
  27. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Come on people stop knocking guys- liking women is natural if you don`t agree you are just denying reality.

    More importantly stop bashing Israel that place isn`t perfect but living besides Terrorists is hard and Jews were evicted from their land in ancient times by ancient terrorists so they have alot of settling and living to do there. The Israelis do what they have to to survive and they also do what they can when they can to make peace with real peacemakers. Israel is a great place; never been but I have Jewish friends that have been and they say Tel Aviv is the coolest awesomest place on Earth- and in many ways Israel is my kind of country. I`m ganna go there and see the women for myself!

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    jasm1548 Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2008 at 11:39 pm
    "Israel, 67 percent female from 18 to 45"

    WTF how is it that high?

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    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Israeli girls seem prettier on average than those of most countries. Look how many supermodels they churn out.

    You can`t pin all of the middle-east fascism on Israel. Do you even understand why they have to separate their lives from Arabs in the first place? Less than a week ago there was another attack on Jerusalem that serves as the EXACT reason Israelis have to be skeptical of a large percentage of Arab residence in a state that is legally Jewish.

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    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 12:28 am
    "Do you even understand why they have to separate their lives from Arabs in the first place?"

    Didn`t the jewish god say something like "love thy neighbours, etc"?

    If so, what a bunch of fuçkin` hypocrites. No wonder nobody over there likes them.

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    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 12:54 am
    I say someone should nuke Jerusalem, and then let America invade it, since Israel is apparently America`s pet. (and the only reason it is still there)
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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2008 at 2:29 am
    Funny they didn`t show a Palestinian child getting tortured in the background.
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    XBOY Male 18-29
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    July 8, 2008 at 3:19 am
    kairobert
    you are so right
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    itsallfake Male 30-39
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    July 8, 2008 at 5:18 am
    wow, you take a clever, witty and good commercial, slap a jew theme on it and suddenly the internet is a buzz about how israel is the bane of the worlds existance. Would the reaction have been the same if that was Dubai, how about South Africa, what would the internet be all a buzz about if that was a commercial for Morroco? Oh wait, it wouldn`t, because the news media doesn`t focus on Morroco and what happens there. If the news media stopped covering what the Israelis are doing in their country, most of you wouldn`t give a crap what happens. You don`t keep up with local Mozambique news, but you`ll watch cnn and bbc news coverage of Israel and think your have some kind of enlightened world vision on foreign affairs, when the truth is, youre eating up what they feed you.
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 5:44 am
    More like "Holy F*ck, my legs have been blown off by a suicide bomber!"

    I`m sorry, none of those chicks make me want to risk my life to visit Israel.

  36. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Boo Hoo they`re cruel to their Arab neighbors last time I looked at the history of Jews they weren`t treated very nicely by them so can you blame them for not screwing around.
  37. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:04 am
    I`m Israeli and I think all of the attacks on Israel here are incorrect and uncalled for. Did you hear about the attack in Jerusalem a week ago? A Palestinian went on a rampage in his tractor down a busy street, injuring around seventy people and killing five. There really isn`t as much discrimination here as you would think, yes, security guards do tend to racially profile but it`s not as if Palestinians have fewer rights.

    About the commercial, Israel is quite liberal and there have been much more suggestive commercials here, but this one is obviously a parody.

  38. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:08 am
    "More like "Holy F*ck, my legs have been blown off by a suicide bomber!"

    I`m sorry, none of those chicks make me want to risk my life to visit Israel."

    I don`t think visiting Israel is any more risky than visiting the United States or anywhere else. Terrorist attacks are sparse enough that you can`t really factor them in.

  39. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:11 am
    "I say someone should nuke Jerusalem, and then let America invade it, since Israel is apparently America`s pet. (and the only reason it is still there)"

    Iran will take care of that for you. ;o

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    ddavidai Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 11:29 am
    "Funny they didn`t show a Palestinian child getting tortured in the background."

    Military actions in Israel are taken against those who caused injuries and/or deaths by aiding malicious terrorists. Thus, the goverment attacks those who are guilty. The latter decide to position their arsenal (and house their families which include children) next to Mosques, kindergardens, and town centers. And then you hypocrites watch your evening news about how Israel attacks Muslim holy places. And what about the religious school where a palestinian shot several young men a couple of months ago? ?He shot innocent people; scapegoats of this conflict.I`m disgusted by your total dependancy on the global media and your igonorance of the conflict`s history.

  41. Profile photo of ddavidai
    ddavidai Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 11:33 am
    "I say someone should nuke Jerusalem, and then let America invade it, since Israel is apparently America`s pet. (and the only reason it is still there)"

    No political tolerance should be allowed in this site. I-am-bored, please ban this guy. This site is about humor, and I love it. But either delete these kinds of comments (which are insulting, even though are meant to be in good humor), or ban the people who actually target offensive remarks against entire populations.

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    itsdrew Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2008 at 11:34 am
    the "holy cow" at the end was "da bomb."
  43. Profile photo of ddavidai
    ddavidai Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 11:36 am
    "So they take the land From the Palestinains then start whoring it out to the world..... Doesnt make sense to me"

    We don`t take land from the palestinians. We want two nations; in exchange for peace. When will you ever understand that you need one side to create war, but two sides to maintain peace?

  44. Profile photo of ddavidai
    ddavidai Male 13-17
    5 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 11:44 am
    "Fuz92 is exactly correct.
    Israel is just an accepted from of apartheid."

    Apartheid? Arab Israelis, those who possess Israeli citizenship, have equal rights in this nation of multicultural diversity. Just to compare, Jews have been accused of bringing the bubonic plague to Europe. They have been accused of the economical crisis in the Post - World - War - One western world. They have been killed, by millions, over six years of European Chaos. So I apologize if you think that we consider an Arab Israeli or a Palestinian as less of a person; you are merely uninformed of the conflict. We control movement into OUR OWN LAND. Exactly like the US does with Mexico.

  45. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    "More like "Holy F*ck, my legs have been blown off by a suicide bomber!"

    I`m sorry, none of those chicks make me want to risk my life to visit Israel."

    I don`t think visiting Israel is any more risky than visiting the United States or anywhere else. Terrorist attacks are sparse enough that you can`t really factor them in.

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    LOLZ
    So they want us to go there and see girls?
  47. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    ddavidai:

    There must be a reason that the jews are the most persecuted group of people in the history of the world.

    Maybe it`s because they constantly adapt a victim role and use it to strangle the life out of innocent people and cultures?

  48. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 3:44 pm
    Look at you Isra-hell supporters all pushing to have others who disagree with you banned, how typical.
  49. Profile photo of SushiP
    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    "I say someone should nuke Jerusalem, and then let America invade it, since Israel is apparently America`s pet. (and the only reason it is still there)"

    Iran will take care of that for you. ;o

  50. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    And now you`re pushing against Iran, as if we haven`t done enough for you already.
  51. Profile photo of ddavidai
    ddavidai Male 13-17
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    July 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    There`s a place and a time for a comment,Mitchell1192.
  52. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    July 9, 2008 at 8:26 am
    Hmm someone sounds slightly anti semitic.
  53. Profile photo of golani
    golani Male 13-17
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    July 9, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    you should all stfu,becuse you dont know sh*t about whats happening there!
    the arabs are kidnapping soldiers
    who took the towers down with a kidnapped airplain?
    who shoots missiles every day towards isreal?
    isreal is defending itself

    mitchell1192
    "isra-hell" isent a hell isreal is looking towards peace and retrivind the kidnapped soldiers

    AND ISREAL IS NOT SO RELIGIOUS ANYMORE!
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF ANYMORE!

    "I say someone should nuke Jerusalem, and then let America invade it, since Israel is apparently America`s pet. (and the only reason it is still there)"
    your obviously stupid,isreal isent americas pet
    america protects isreal for religious thoughts
    like:"if jesus came from isreal he will come back from isreal"

    apparently isreal is stronger then you think
    isreal won alot of wars while beeing outnumbered

    SO STFU ALL OF YOU

    im not saying all arabs are bad
    but some of them are terrorists who belive in

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    golani Male 13-17
    87 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 1:48 pm
    also iran sed if anything attacked them
    they would nuke AMERICAS STRATEGY POINTS!
  55. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 11:25 pm
    Anti-semites and delusional liberal media watching types who moan and moan about Bull Garbage. It`s good in the West Bank nobody said there shouldn`t be a bigger, more effective push for Peace. None of what any of you anti-semites are saying is helping anything or anybody its all wack. Iran sucks I wish that evil regime was out of power that would make things a hell of alot easier for everyone they are a bunch of gaylords. Israel needs more countries around the world to support it and ignore all the crap coming out of terrorist`s mouths.
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    SushiP Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    "More like "Holy F*ck, my legs have been blown off by a suicide bomber!"

    I`m sorry, none of those chicks make me want to risk my life to visit Israel."

    I don`t think visiting Israel is any more risky than visiting the United States or anywhere else. Terrorist attacks are sparse enough that you can`t really factor them in.

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