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Date: 07/09/08 04:15 PM

41 Responses to Baby Preacher

  1. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    387 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm
    Link: Baby Preacher - This is actually what I hear when real preachers ``preach.``
  2. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    have you seen attack of the shows translated version?
    much better.
  3. Profile photo of blueboy092
    blueboy092 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    omg dude that is probably the aww and the funniest hting ever i saw today lol
  4. Profile photo of StellaT
    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    What a cutie!
    Oh man, that`s what my preacher sounds like...
  5. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    Have to get in before the "ZOMG that`s child abuse!" posts from some of my fellow atheists and say, whatever, this was funny and cute. Nice post.
  6. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    He was speaking in tounges by the power of the Holy Spirit.
  7. Profile photo of Taroku
    Taroku Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Obviously God is speaking through him but we are just not worthy of understanding his sayings...
  8. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm
    It was cute, but ZOMG that`s child abuse! and brainwashing... seriously, children should NOT be aloud in churches/religious groups simply for the fact that they are not being able to choose their own religion (if any)
  9. Profile photo of DrJack
    DrJack Male 13-17
    184 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    It must be some ancient, arcane language!
  10. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....^_^
  11. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
    lol brainwashed baby.
  12. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Haha, aww, I love how he bangs the podium to make a point.
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    radmikey Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    Congradulations!
    You get the award for the most pointless post of the day!
    And well even throw in the `Thanks for wasting my life` medal on top of that!
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm
    He will probably grow up and start his own cult.
  15. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    This poor kid. I am a christian but went through all the church stuff. And I hope that this little guy figures who Jesus really is sooner than later. I sounds like my old church. So fake. You speak jibberish (tounges) just because everyone else is doing it.
  16. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm
    Who gave that poor child a side parting?

    He sounds like the crazy lady who walks around my area...talking to herself, preaching to strangers and only ever wearing white.

  17. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    But will it blend?
  18. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    LOL @ LoofahBoy
    Yes...yes it will. And it will taste like Chicken.
  19. Profile photo of loppyfoot
    loppyfoot Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    evangelical piece of poo. his parents are brainwashed faggots.
  20. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    "his parents are brainwashed faggots."

    uh oh...Somebody has some issues with their own sexuality... Time for some therapy!!

  21. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
    How about giving that same advice to some of your fellow priests, Pope Palpatine?
  22. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 5:56 pm
    You confuse pedophilia with homosexuality. Not the same thing.
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
    ^^ Go Popester!
  24. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    "LOL @ LoofahBoy
    Yes...yes it will. And it will taste like Chicken."

    "No, thats black children. Mexican children taste like Salsa. And white children... well you dont eat white people, im sorry I dont make the rules. Isn`t this awkward. You were all laughing expecting for me to do a white people joke but I didn`t. Wouldn`t it be funny if I dont get to heaven because of this joke. I go up and see Jesus and he goes (in Black accent) `Black people taste like Chicken? Well let me tell you White people taste like mayo!"- Daniel Tosh

  25. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    ^^^ Hmmm... I would have thought white people taste like chicken since its the "white meat"... Asian people would be pork (The other white meat), and then black people would be beef (possibly Kobe).
  26. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    "Wouldn`t it be funny if I dont get to heaven because of this joke. I go up and see Jesus and he goes (in Black accent) `Black people taste like Chicken? Well let me tell you White people taste like mayo!"

    Thats your fault, how could you not know God was really Morgan Freeman. Didnt you see bruce almighty?

  27. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    IM SAVED!
  28. Profile photo of lVledic
    lVledic Male 13-17
    45 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    Sounded like he said "MY BABY" at the end. And I`m serious
  29. Profile photo of shazam1974
    shazam1974 Female 18-29
    68 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    i swear i heard him say "i hate god"
  30. Profile photo of jasonlowe
    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 9:04 pm
    Further proof that anyone can be taught to do this.
  31. Profile photo of angrytick
    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    but what hes actually saying is... "worship satin! they have cookies!"
  32. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Looks so cute in that tuxedo.
  33. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    Couldnt stop laughing.
  34. Profile photo of Surfingninja
    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    He must go to a baptist church, they scream a lot. xP
  35. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 12:45 am
    "You confuse pedophilia with homosexuality. Not the same thing."

    Well, we cant all be priests...

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    jokinglyopen Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 3:10 am
    Blasphemy!
  37. Profile photo of Cheska
    Cheska Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 9:15 am
    LMAO.
  38. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 10:16 am
    ^^ "worship satin!"

    I`m more of a cotton man myself, but I can handle polyester in a pinch.

  39. Profile photo of XxXMazzyXxX
    XxXMazzyXxX Female 18-29
    8 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 11:45 am
    all i heard was "i want tatertots" lol
  40. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
    477 posts
    July 10, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    Prime, i was actualy referencing Eddie Izzard...
    "Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken. Therefore babies taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans......Good, glad your coming with me on that."
  41. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    July 11, 2008 at 9:03 am
    He`s speaking in tounges... lol

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