Baby Preacher

Submitted by: Ghostofme16 9 years ago in Funny
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This is actually what I hear when real preachers ""preach.""
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Male 238
He`s speaking in tounges... lol
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Male 477
Prime, i was actualy referencing Eddie Izzard...
"Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken. Therefore babies taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans...[awkward silent paue from audience]...Good, glad your coming with me on that."
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Female 8
all i heard was "i want tatertots" lol
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Male 12,138
^^ "worship satin!"

I`m more of a cotton man myself, but I can handle polyester in a pinch.

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Female 22
LMAO.
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Male 15
Blasphemy!
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Male 336
"You confuse pedophilia with homosexuality. Not the same thing."

Well, we cant all be priests...

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Female 744
He must go to a baptist church, they scream a lot. xP
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Female 2,289
Couldnt stop laughing.
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Male 194
but what hes actually saying is... "worship satin! they have cookies!"
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Male 90
Further proof that anyone can be taught to do this.
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Female 68
i swear i heard him say "i hate god"
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Male 45
Sounded like he said "MY BABY" at the end. And I`m serious
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Female 1,264
IM SAVED!
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Female 1,264
"Wouldn`t it be funny if I dont get to heaven because of this joke. I go up and see Jesus and he goes (in Black accent) `Black people taste like Chicken? Well let me tell you White people taste like mayo!"

Thats your fault, how could you not know God was really Morgan Freeman. Didnt you see bruce almighty?

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Female 1,386
^^^ Hmmm... I would have thought white people taste like chicken since its the "white meat"... Asian people would be pork (The other white meat), and then black people would be beef (possibly Kobe).
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Male 7,933
"LOL @ LoofahBoy
Yes...yes it will. And it will taste like Chicken."

"No, thats black children. Mexican children taste like Salsa. And white children... well you dont eat white people, im sorry I dont make the rules. Isn`t this awkward. You were all laughing expecting for me to do a white people joke but I didn`t. Wouldn`t it be funny if I dont get to heaven because of this joke. I go up and see Jesus and he goes (in Black accent) `Black people taste like Chicken? Well let me tell you White people taste like mayo!"- Daniel Tosh

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Male 12,138
^^ Go Popester!
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Male 504
You confuse pedophilia with homosexuality. Not the same thing.
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Male 477
How about giving that same advice to some of your fellow priests, Pope Palpatine?
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Male 504
"his parents are brainwashed faggots."

uh oh...Somebody has some issues with their own sexuality... Time for some therapy!!

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Male 15
evangelical piece of poo. his parents are brainwashed faggots.
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Male 477
LOL @ LoofahBoy
Yes...yes it will. And it will taste like Chicken.
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Male 3,301
But will it blend?
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Female 532
Who gave that poor child a side parting?

He sounds like the crazy lady who walks around my area...talking to herself, preaching to strangers and only ever wearing white.

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Female 145
This poor kid. I am a christian but went through all the church stuff. And I hope that this little guy figures who Jesus really is sooner than later. I sounds like my old church. So fake. You speak jibberish (tounges) just because everyone else is doing it.
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Male 2,422
He will probably grow up and start his own cult.
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Male 61
Congradulations!
You get the award for the most pointless post of the day!
And well even throw in the `Thanks for wasting my life` medal on top of that!
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Female 99
Haha, aww, I love how he bangs the podium to make a point.
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Female 1,386
lol brainwashed baby.
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Male 388
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....^_^
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Male 184
It must be some ancient, arcane language!
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Male 541
It was cute, but ZOMG that`s child abuse! and brainwashing... seriously, children should NOT be aloud in churches/religious groups simply for the fact that they are not being able to choose their own religion (if any)
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Male 14
Obviously God is speaking through him but we are just not worthy of understanding his sayings...
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Male 504
He was speaking in tounges by the power of the Holy Spirit.
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Male 12,138
Have to get in before the "ZOMG that`s child abuse!" posts from some of my fellow atheists and say, whatever, this was funny and cute. Nice post.
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Female 150
What a cutie!
Oh man, that`s what my preacher sounds like...
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Male 40
omg dude that is probably the aww and the funniest hting ever i saw today lol
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Male 392
have you seen attack of the shows translated version?
much better.
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Female 386
Link: Baby Preacher [Rate Link] - This is actually what I hear when real preachers ``preach.``
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