Another Brilliantly Frivolous Lawsuit

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Weird

Maybe if this gal had a better sense of humor, she"d see this as the lame prank the rest of the world sees it as.
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Male 543
what.
a.
dumbass.

and then she agrees to go ON AIR.

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Male 117
are you serious? and the news people seemed like they were taking that seriously.. i mean what the heck should there be a lawsuit over? tell the cow to shut up.. she`s lucky someone liked her to begin with..
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Male 9
Also Trigod I`m suing you since that picture made me laugh too hard :)
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Male 9
Shes a drating idiot... Calling him a stalker? Honestly WTF!?! Hes pretty much the opposite... Plus from the looks of it she met her so called "lawyer" on match.com... And Trigod words cannot describe how epic that picture is XD
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Male 418
The world can`t go to hell. Theres too many fat people holding it down.
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Male 4,593
Heh, I thought the ad was funny.
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Female 5,139
lmao... well done trigod
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Male 281
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Female 62
Hey, she got her feelings hurt. If that`s not a reason to repeal the first amendment, I don`t know what is!

Congress shall make no law ...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; unless your feelings have been hurt, especially if your HR department has to call you in about it, because hey, it`s embarassing. It`s almost as embarassing as when everyone finds out the guy you`ve been sleeping with doesn`t know how to spell your name.

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Female 268
omg. how much of a pathetic wuss-like sissy baby do you have to be to sue over something that ridiculous. talk about dropping down to a disgusting level...bleh
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Male 5
dude...she is rediculous. i thought that was hilarious, and how are you gonna charge the guy with being a stalker if they were dating and broke up and hes talking about how he doesn`t want to be with her...which is pretty much the opposite of stalker.
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Female 282
Lmao that was just idiotic.
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Male 1,089
woah she grande
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Male 541
wow she looks just like her lawyer. haha but i think someone`s a little bitter that someone broke up with her. I guess she`s drowning her sorrows in ice cream.
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Male 81
Not as bad as a fraudulent rape charge that makes you spend a few nights in jail... Or even better, nude pictures of her plastered all over town (I almost hurled at the thought). She got off easy.
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Male 1,053
i mean... yeh lame...
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Male 1,053
:/ how lame
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Female 460
`umm errr uhh ohh mmm sooo`

WTF was that?


I do believe I`m near speechless for this one. Except one word: IDIOT.

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Female 4,225
Yeah, anyone can sue anyone for anything in A=Jesus Land.

I c9ould maybe sure IAB for keeping me bored.

Could I?

I woudn`t though...it`s just stupid

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Male 74
it doesn`t look like a joke it looks like spite. It looks as though he is trying to humiliate her which isn`t a joke. She was ugly so surely he`s the joke??
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Male 483
This has to be fake. Cows don`t wear shirt`s and eggs can`t fit into a tuxedo. (he has no family so she found that worth grounds of legal action? idiot)
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Male 807
Stalker?

Good luck suing for that.

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Female 306
At first I mistook it that she had never seen the guy in her life and it was just an ad going around to be funny.. But.. I could understand the reason she`s angry, but to sue for it? Maybe have all the ads taken down for embarrassment sake.
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Male 25
Lmao, stalker base? wth... XD Perhaps some knowledge of the constitution might be handy for those folks.
And suing the newspaper as well.. wth..
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Male 369
wait she probably did but she was too fat and it crumbled and broke when she stood on it...
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Male 369
that be one tragic bit ch.

he splet my name wrong, we weren`t ingaged, im too fat to have babies ect.

build a bridge and get over it.

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Male 1,766
as for the lady

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Male 5,194
Fat and ugly, with a fatter, uglier lawyer.

W0OT! IAB ROCKS! IAB FOR THE WINS WITH TEH FUNNY FAT UGLY UGZORZ!!!

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Male 1,766
im freaked out that guy dsnt have a family he just merely is he must be the creator
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Male 2,160
she should be more ashamed to go on national television looking like that...at least in the newspaper you see someone who looks human more or less and not a dressed up walrus
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Female 375
WOW. she can get a boyfriend? let alone one that will admit to being with her?! omg. shocker...
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she needs to lighten up
[on the food]
lmao.
and about the joke.

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Male 612
lose some drating weight...oh and i didnt say the "f" word there...i just put "drating" to save the interweb time on changing words around
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Male 2,440
Those are two of the sexiest people ALIVE.
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Male 263
He should sue her for looking like a Gamorrean guard. Suck it up lady. Get a sense of humor already. Your ex apparently has one since he dated you.
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Male 982
It seems like the words "Fat" and "Stupid" have become synonymous.
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Male 473
a fat bitch that is
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Male 473
haha shes a bitch! and how come primetimekin maddog and fancylad have orange names? did i miss something?
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Male 273
big people. VERY big people.

this woman needs... gah! Already pissed off about stupid cops, now I`m pissed off about stupid fat bitches.

hey... we totally could get those stupid-ass cops to tase the stupid-ass fat bitch because she looks like she`s threatening to eat them! WONDERFUL dratING SOLUTION! I`M A dratING GENIUS! OM NOM NOM NOM!

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Male 10
why would anybody love her anyway? he is lucky he got away
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Male 77
hahahahahah notice how the women and the lawyer takes up 100% of the screen.

also, down with fox.

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Male 614
People are stupid, can`t they get a joke? It`s harmless, get over it!
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Male 29
People who get embarrassed easily are just pathetic.
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Male 62
o no HE MISSPELLED HER NAME!!!!!
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Female 197
duuude she looked like a toad... just like her lawyer.
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Male 967
"I wouldn`t really consider that stalking..."

No, I`d consider it WHALING......

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Male 1,404
I wonder if this "lady" found her attorneys business card at one of those quick loan places. Always be ready to present your clients case especially if going public and it`s so weak!
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Female 23
I wouldn`t really consider that stalking...
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Male 3,369
You know...some peoples problems could seem so frivolous if they just got laid more.

Now I just need to live up to that statement!

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Male 155
do a sit up?
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Male 2,372
She needs to lighten up....about 50 kilograms!
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Female 706
Trigod - please do! And then send it to me!

Or someone else, if they want to.

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Male 281
@ Starshine24: I now have an urge to Photoshop an Earth wearing a cowboy hat, riding a butter stick with a sign that says "to hell" in the background.

Unfortunately I have to go and so this awesomeness shall never be complete. Unless, of course, someone else wants to have at it.

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Female 5,139
maddog i wouldnt be suprised, it depresses me sometimes, the way the world is going.
like when someone is in a car crash, the thing people ask you about them nowadays, is if theyre gonna claim :( its annoying, and sad
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Female 706
The_Maddog....soon enough, someone will.
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Female 706
-_-
The world is going to hell on a freakin butter stick.

No one can suck it up anymore. No one takes a joke, no one lets things go. NO ONE CAN FREAKING FEND FOR THEMSELVES.

THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL ON A FREAKING BUTTER STICK.

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Male 3,369
I was under the impression you could sue people for looking at you funny in America.
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Female 400
Wait what exactly are they suing for? The lawyer didn`t even seem to know. Defamation of character? Like exactly what can they sue over?
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Female 15,763
Her nose looks so... weird...
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2,767
fattie
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Male 1,182
HOLY poo SHE IS HUGE
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Male 192
Well rounded thought indeed Quackor, well rounded indeed.
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Male 2,855
umm errr uhh ohh mmm sooo, if she is suing because umm you know, it was embarrassing because a lot of people uhh read it, prolly on a local newspaper, then wouldn`t, you know, be kinda stupid to make it any bigger (read: fatter) like err... television?

Just a well rounded thought

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Female 97
^^^ What`s WRONG is that people from Tennessee are allowed to take the bar exam. :\
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Male 1,149
FREEDOM OF SPEECH. What is WRONG with these lawyers?
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Male 165
well, you are not a true i-am-boreder then
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Female 5,139
heyy funbox, speak for yourself! :P i thought my maddog and alice babies description was imaginative :D

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Female 97
I saw "Fox News" at the beginning and already knew it was going to be ridiculous.
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Male 165
"its not funny by any stretch of the imagination"
first, you have to get an imagination...

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the site name is i-am-bored, we do not have an imagination

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Female 1,142
"She should be thrilled about the ad. Thats proof that she could get a boyfriend"

QFT.

I can`t see her having another one; especially after this. Poor thing. :(

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Male 308
"its not funny by any stretch of the imagination"

first, you have to get an imagination...

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Male 165
...an ass that is
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Male 165
im not that much of an ass :P lol

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i am

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Female 5,139
"LOL! At least toilet training them only takes a rolled up newspaper!"

lmao we can call them jerimiyah, jamie, and jack... follow on from the duggers family :D

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Female 5,139
it sounded like i was calling myself beautiful, i wasnt btw, im not that much of an ass :P lol
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Male 1,142
i normaly dont make comments like this but...

that was probably her one chance at getting married. it looked like she gained weight from win the picture was taken. thats not helping her chances.

also that she resorts to filing a lawsuit over a joke. even it was "cruel" and thats very much a matter of opinion not fact, it was an announcement that the engagement was canceled. next is she going to slip in dish soap she spilled on the floor in wal mart and sue them for letting a retard like her in the store? grow up. you inter a relationship at your own risk. i cant imagine how small the percentage of relationships that dont fail befor one of both people die is. inter a relationship and what your doing is giving someone your going to hate in a few days to a few months a lot of ammunition to ruin your life.

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Male 3,369
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
609 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Monday, July 28, 2008 2:42:30 PM
:O of course not, can you imagine what our beautiful blonde chinese crested dogs, with ganky teeth and blue eyes would look like -tears to my eye-
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LOL! At least toilet training them only takes a rolled up newspaper!

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Male 165
*cough cough*
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Male 165
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:42:30 PM
:O of course not, can you imagine what our beautiful blonde chinese crested dogs, with ganky teeth and blue eyes would look like -tears to my eye-

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yes, Beautiful....yes....very beautiful

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Female 338
Stalker? No, just a funny joke.

Stupid woman can`t take a joke.

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Male 165
yes but it called her snuggums. i would sue for that
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Female 5,139
:O of course not, can you imagine what our beautiful blonde chinese crested dogs, with ganky teeth and blue eyes would look like -tears to my eye-
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Female 4,225
Jebus lady, it`s just a joke!
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Male 165
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:39:42 PM
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:33:35 PM
sue him alice_x......sue his ass......and sue IAB for giving maddod web space for those lies
...lies?


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ahhh, so they not liez?

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Female 5,139
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:33:35 PM
sue him alice_x......sue his ass......and sue IAB for giving maddod web space for those lies

...lies?

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Male 165
Funbox: Sueage=sewage?

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Yes, that was the pun :p

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Female 182
"I`ve never been called Snuggums". I lost it at that one.
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Male 3,369
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
607 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Monday, July 28, 2008 2:36:52 PM
lmao maddog what are you amoking?! ;)
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Just seeing if IAb ladies have a sense of humour..you pass ;p

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Female 5,139
wait! I JUST GOT THE JOKE....HOORAY FOR ME :D XD lol... well i am blonde :P
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Male 165
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:35:59 PM
Anyway, that woman needs to get lai... oh wait, she has been.
Would you sue if you were in her position?

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no. because i`d have bigger priorities, like losing w8 if i was her

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Male 3,369
Poopietim
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, July 28, 2008 2:33:35 PM
sue him alice_x......sue his ass......and sue IAB for giving maddod web space for those lies
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This is Britain dude...we cant even deal with real criminals yet, so we dont do frivolous lawsuits lol.


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Male 4,680
Funbox: Sueage=sewage?
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Male 4,680
Anyway, that woman needs to get lai... oh wait, she has been.

Would you sue if you were in her position?

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Male 165
Sueage! This will be the new nuclear warfare, sueing people
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Male 4,680
The_Maddog: name one of the babies I, another Am, and the last one Bored.
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Male 7,933
On a happier note, I`d like to announce that alice_x and I are expecting triplets together. We` ve decided to wait till after the birth to tie the knot! I`m sure this comes as a suprise to all of you..most of all alice!

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What a coincidence! Because me and Fancylad....

anyways, I thought that was a really really really bad joke. Not a lawsuit.

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Male 9
sue him alice_x......sue his ass......and sue IAB for giving maddod web space for those lies
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Male 165
Sue you all!
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Male 165
Monday, July 28, 2008 2:30:45 PM
Now it works..odd.
On a happier note, I`d like to announce that alice_x and I are expecting triplets together. We` ve decided to wait till after the birth to tie the knot! I`m sure this comes as a suprise to all of you..most of all alice!


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a bit random

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Male 3,369
Now it works..odd.

On a happier note, I`d like to announce that alice_x and I are expecting triplets together. We` ve decided to wait till after the birth to tie the knot! I`m sure this comes as a suprise to all of you..most of all alice!

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Male 292
dayum that hoe needs to go on a diet. :O
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Male 165
thats terrible
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Female 2,552
Suck it up fatty.
Hahah, I`m jk about the "fatty" part.. I just needed to make it sound dramatic and mean :D
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Male 9
She should be thrilled about the ad. Thats proof that she could get a boyfriend

NOM NOM NOM

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Male 31
You can tell the hosts are trying to hold back from laughing at her sorry fat ass.
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Female 5,139
"what basis are you going after this guy......on?"

lmfao

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Male 1,289
haha seriously...that lady`s scary!
But...the guy was probably doing it as a joke...
-sigh-
no sense of humor from anyone these days!
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Male 27
Jesus, she need`s to friggin lighten up about the situation. Just laugh it off and ignore it.
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Male 11,739
Maddog, try again. I had to try a few times to get it to work. She needs to get a life.
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Male 117
its funny to me... fat ass.
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Male 281
Women are wallet parasites.
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Male 31
My first reaction when they showed them: "HOLY poo!"

Beware the Eat Attack!

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Male 75
it does for me

that lady is gonna give me nightmares

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Female 5,139
lol, she mightaswel just have had "i can`t take a joke" stamped all over her forehead, through the whole of that interview.
and i loved when the reporter said hi to both of them, and they just sat there for a while lol
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Male 3,369
Not working for me!
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Male 1,620
Link: Another Brilliantly Frivolous Lawsuit [Rate Link] - Maybe if this gal had a better sense of humor, she`d see this as the lame prank the rest of the world sees it as.
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