Alcoholic Baby

Submitted by: jessieplume 9 years ago in Funny
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Just give the baby her bottle!
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Male 22
a clasic case of mistaken identiy
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Female 471
eladrelkce
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
315 Posts Monday, July 28, 2008 8:28:59 AM
She`s thirsty! Get off your FAT arse and get the poor kid a drink of water or juice!!!

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OMG, that`s almost exactly what I was going to say. Will you be my baby daddy? :P

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Male 1,164
fat woman: aww look at her cry its sooo funny :D
Baby: GIVE ME MY LIQUOR BIATCH!!
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Female 7
The whole thing is so pointless....I mean i understand that most the videos i find amusing are pointless but this one is really bad..... the kid would have wanted whatever the mom had in her hand no matter what it was because the mom wasn`t letting her have it soo there for she wanted it... anyrate i was just kinda upset that nothibg fun happened
poor me :-(
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Female 167
That`s really not funny. Alcoholism isn`t a joke.

And that cow thinks she`s getting married?!
Haha... That was mean...

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Male 848
Rednecks--I mean, Lohan! Wait...same difference.
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Male 29
If everyone knows the child is faking it, then why whine about the mother letting the child cry. Being the one who raised most of the children in my family, and being a new mother. You MUST teach the children not to cry to get what they wish, and the best way to do it is to let them know that you know they are faking and you have no intentions of giving them what they want.
When you strive to stop them from crying you turn them into a spoiled child who causes nothing but trouble for the people around them.

By the way, I find this video amusing because my sister was the exact same way. She is a teenager now and she is a lover of alcohol.

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Female 2,120
"I`ll stop tomorrow, I promise!"
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Female 16
A lot of kids want ANYTHING if Mommy has it. "It`s mommy`s, it must be better, give it to me." The kid`s sippy cup is probably on the floor behind her where she threw it when she saw Mommy`s drink. Although letting her cry instead of correcting her for it, is irresponsible.
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Female 119
can adults PLEASE stop drinking around children?
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Female 204
That is the definition of white trash. Poor kid.
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Female 215
Kids that age can cry on command if they want something. What worries me about the video, though, is that my 2yr old son never cries for something if he doesn`t know what it is. He wouldn`t cry for a bottle of beer unless it was something he liked. And no, he doesn`t cry for bottles of beer. He cries for milk, water, cookies and Disney movies, like any regular child. I would worry about what my husband gives him when I`m not home if he cried to have beer.
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Male 228
Gotta loves how people who`ve never had a child seem to be experts in raising them.
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Female 15,763
Alcoholism is even funnier with babies!

:D

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Female 48
Really wish I could slap that woman... the one behind the camera too. "Let`s all sit here and laugh at my baby while she cries. It`s not like we could do the responsible thing and get her a drink or distract her. No, let`s film this while we all laugh!"
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Female 838
Lol at first I thought it was going to be a repost of Pearl but then all I could think was "Toddler Intervention" HA!
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Male 282
That video is just wrong on so many levels.

@MutantDoll: You obviously don`t have kids. My two learned to fake cry before they were 2. It`s all a cause-and-effect situation. They know that if they do one thing, they get something.

And don`t give kids juice unless it`s for breakfast! All the sugar (natural or not) and acid is horrible for teeth.

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Male 3,369
I`d cry like that if someone stole my beer!

Then I`d kill someone!

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Male 9,305
"My Battle with Alcoholism" by Danielle, age 5.
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Male 741
mmmm...fat beer-drinking women and crying babies...my 2 most favorite things in the world!
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Male 534
petey112:
alcohol depression... so sad :-(


MY 100th POST!!! :-)


That was the funniest thing I`ve ever read in weeks.

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Male 274
shut the [email protected] up you little brat! that kid annoyed me but the parents....thats a whole different story. some people just shouldnt be allowed to have kids
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Male 1,244
TEXANS! errrrrrrr....
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Female 5,139
that baby sounds ill... lmao
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Female 471
ok, well, fake crying, real crying, whatever, i just think its a dumb way to interact with your child
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Male 3,327
If your baby cries when you won`t give her your beer, "you might be a red neck."
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Male 3,327
"You can`t very well `fake` crying at one or two years old." My kids did. They learn a lot earlier than you`d (the general you, not you in particular) think.
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Female 91
What a pain. Someone give that kid a smack, will ya?
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Female 471
kudos petey 8-)
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Male 357
alcohol depression... so sad :-(


MY 100th POST!!! 8-)

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Female 39
Saragato: Yeah, some children will occasionally, but not until later years. When they`re that young, they cry for a reason, whether it`s because they need attention, or because they`re thirsty. You can`t very well `fake` crying at one or two years old.
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Female 721
Monday, July 28, 2008 8:28:11 AM
ugh i hate when people let kids cry because they think its funny

The kid`s faking it, anyway. All kids will do that to get what they want.

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Male 528
She`s thirsty! Get off your FAT arse and get the poor kid a drink of water or juice!!!
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Female 471
ugh i hate when people let kids cry because they think its funny
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Male 614
that`s horrible in so many ways.
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Male 4,393
waath1
Male, 18-29, Australia
259 Posts Monday, July 28, 2008 8:18:02 AM
Oh lord, that`s where it starts.

I can`t wait for her to end up on Maurey.

o yea YOU NOT THE DAD!!!!!!!!

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Male 436
Oh lord, that`s where it starts.

I can`t wait for her to end up on Maurey.

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Male 155
put down the beer and do a situp if you can
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Male 155
look at those fat people
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Male 258
and i bet she denies she has a problem
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Female 84
Link: Alcoholic Baby [Rate Link] - Just give the baby her bottle!
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