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Date: 07/28/08 08:02 AM

41 Responses to Alcoholic Baby

  1. Profile photo of jessieplume
    jessieplume Female 13-17
    84 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 7:17 am
    Link: Alcoholic Baby - Just give the baby her bottle!
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    trentoneli Male 18-29
    258 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:06 am
    and i bet she denies she has a problem
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    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:17 am
    look at those fat people
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    godamoungppl Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:17 am
    put down the beer and do a situp if you can
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
    Oh lord, that`s where it starts.

    I can`t wait for her to end up on Maurey.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:24 am
    waath1
    Male, 18-29, Australia
    259 Posts Monday, July 28, 2008 8:18:02 AM
    Oh lord, that`s where it starts.

    I can`t wait for her to end up on Maurey.

    o yea YOU NOT THE DAD!!!!!!!!

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    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:27 am
    that`s horrible in so many ways.
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:28 am
    ugh i hate when people let kids cry because they think its funny
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:28 am
    She`s thirsty! Get off your FAT arse and get the poor kid a drink of water or juice!!!
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:46 am
    Monday, July 28, 2008 8:28:11 AM
    ugh i hate when people let kids cry because they think its funny

    The kid`s faking it, anyway. All kids will do that to get what they want.

  11. Profile photo of MutantDoll
    MutantDoll Female 13-17
    39 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:54 am
    Saragato: Yeah, some children will occasionally, but not until later years. When they`re that young, they cry for a reason, whether it`s because they need attention, or because they`re thirsty. You can`t very well `fake` crying at one or two years old.
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    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:57 am
    alcohol depression... so sad :-(


    MY 100th POST!!! 8-)

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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:00 am
    kudos petey 8-)
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    MeMcMo Female 18-29
    91 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:05 am
    What a pain. Someone give that kid a smack, will ya?
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:27 am
    "You can`t very well `fake` crying at one or two years old." My kids did. They learn a lot earlier than you`d (the general you, not you in particular) think.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:28 am
    If your baby cries when you won`t give her your beer, "you might be a red neck."
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:32 am
    ok, well, fake crying, real crying, whatever, i just think its a dumb way to interact with your child
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:38 am
    that baby sounds ill... lmao
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    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:48 am
    TEXANS! errrrrrrr....
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    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:50 am
    shut the [email protected] up you little brat! that kid annoyed me but the parents....thats a whole different story. some people just shouldnt be allowed to have kids
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    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 9:58 am
    petey112:
    alcohol depression... so sad :-(


    MY 100th POST!!! :-)


    That was the funniest thing I`ve ever read in weeks.

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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 10:07 am
    mmmm...fat beer-drinking women and crying babies...my 2 most favorite things in the world!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
    "My Battle with Alcoholism" by Danielle, age 5.
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 10:52 am
    I`d cry like that if someone stole my beer!

    Then I`d kill someone!

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    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 11:47 am
    That video is just wrong on so many levels.

    @MutantDoll: You obviously don`t have kids. My two learned to fake cry before they were 2. It`s all a cause-and-effect situation. They know that if they do one thing, they get something.

    And don`t give kids juice unless it`s for breakfast! All the sugar (natural or not) and acid is horrible for teeth.

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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 11:57 am
    Lol at first I thought it was going to be a repost of Pearl but then all I could think was "Toddler Intervention" HA!
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    NyxLotus Female 18-29
    48 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Really wish I could slap that woman... the one behind the camera too. "Let`s all sit here and laugh at my baby while she cries. It`s not like we could do the responsible thing and get her a drink or distract her. No, let`s film this while we all laugh!"
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Alcoholism is even funnier with babies!

    :D

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    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    Gotta loves how people who`ve never had a child seem to be experts in raising them.
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    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    Kids that age can cry on command if they want something. What worries me about the video, though, is that my 2yr old son never cries for something if he doesn`t know what it is. He wouldn`t cry for a bottle of beer unless it was something he liked. And no, he doesn`t cry for bottles of beer. He cries for milk, water, cookies and Disney movies, like any regular child. I would worry about what my husband gives him when I`m not home if he cried to have beer.
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    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    That is the definition of white trash. Poor kid.
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    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    can adults PLEASE stop drinking around children?
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    SnoopiKitten Female 18-29
    16 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    A lot of kids want ANYTHING if Mommy has it. "It`s mommy`s, it must be better, give it to me." The kid`s sippy cup is probably on the floor behind her where she threw it when she saw Mommy`s drink. Although letting her cry instead of correcting her for it, is irresponsible.
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 5:47 pm
    "I`ll stop tomorrow, I promise!"
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    Prix-Sobek Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    If everyone knows the child is faking it, then why whine about the mother letting the child cry. Being the one who raised most of the children in my family, and being a new mother. You MUST teach the children not to cry to get what they wish, and the best way to do it is to let them know that you know they are faking and you have no intentions of giving them what they want.
    When you strive to stop them from crying you turn them into a spoiled child who causes nothing but trouble for the people around them.

    By the way, I find this video amusing because my sister was the exact same way. She is a teenager now and she is a lover of alcohol.

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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    Rednecks--I mean, Lohan! Wait...same difference.
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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    That`s really not funny. Alcoholism isn`t a joke.

    And that cow thinks she`s getting married?!
    Haha... That was mean...

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    sk8chick23 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    The whole thing is so pointless....I mean i understand that most the videos i find amusing are pointless but this one is really bad..... the kid would have wanted whatever the mom had in her hand no matter what it was because the mom wasn`t letting her have it soo there for she wanted it... anyrate i was just kinda upset that nothibg fun happened
    poor me :-(
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 8:24 am
    fat woman: aww look at her cry its sooo funny :D
    Baby: GIVE ME MY LIQUOR BIATCH!!
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    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:42 am
    eladrelkce
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
    315 Posts Monday, July 28, 2008 8:28:59 AM
    She`s thirsty! Get off your FAT arse and get the poor kid a drink of water or juice!!!

    -------------

    OMG, that`s almost exactly what I was going to say. Will you be my baby daddy? :P

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    iliketurtles Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 5, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    a clasic case of mistaken identiy

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