8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Submitted by: rycanto 8 years ago Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/07/29/8-people-who-will-ruin-your-party/

You will not believe how accurate this list is.
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Male 358
so true
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Male 77
Some of those can work out for you.
One party a friend of mine bought her baby. The party was a little lame so I took her baby off her hands for a while and went upstairs. Shortly afterwards a cute girl showed up in the room to help me out. After the baby went to sleep we decided to carry the party on by ourselves. (in the next room of course).

Then there was the girl locked in the bathroom. She wasn`t drunk but pissed because her ex showed up. I had to pee so after some protesting I unlocked the door and told her since she wont leave she is gong to have to stay and watch. She dared me and I did. She laughed and commented that I had more balls than anyone else at the party, so I told her she should be sure and feel for herself. She knelt down and did exactly that (and more).

Sorry i`m new here and it`s long but had to get those stories off my chest.

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Female 140
i am completely number 8. but ive managed to keep my ocd till the morning after, when at 7am I`ll be throwing out cups and cleaning mystery liquids off the floor while everyone else is comatose...
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Male 332
I`m so #6, I way too shy to be at a party. Idk how you would fix that, take drugs? Nahhh...
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Male 306
Legacy15
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1054 Posts Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:11:16 PM
# 3 "Creepy dude" looks like a guy who was in my English class. He looks A LOT like that guy... And now that I think about it, this kid was kinda creepy, too...
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yea me too...he looks like a kid I know named Benjamin.
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Female 264
i try to start conversations with 6 (the person who only knows the host)... they always turn out to be pretty uninteresting or shy, whichever
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Female 282
The creepy guy got to me

i started twitching. ._.

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Male 20
I`m a 7, 4 and a 3 all together =D
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Female 195
I`ve been 7 at a party with one of my best friend`s friends and it was the first time I met them. Talk about a bad first impression. :-\
Also been 6 where the only one I knew was my ex and he kept walking away from me and I had no clue who to talk to.
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Female 532
Ahh...I HATE being the number 6. If I can`t get out of going to a party with loads of people I don`t know, I just make an excuse to leave early.

And there`s always some attention-seeking bitch in tears.

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Female 5,139
me to prime, me too...

and never again, its embarassing.and when you try and make conversation people dont wanna know, theyre just like.. "who is that?"
"..yeh, i dont even know you"

lol

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Female 4,197
lol at the comments at the bottom of the page:

# Anil Dikpoo Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

What about the creepy guy who’s way too old to be there?

# anonymous Says:
July 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

Naw I’m not too old I’m too awesome

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Male 7,933
The bad thing about 6, its something if you know that you`re a 6, its another when you are a 6, act like a 6, and dont realize that being a 6 sucks. I`ve been a 6, I tried to get out of that as quickly as possible. Others, just dont get that quick enough
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Female 5,139
the most awkward thing is when a couple you now have split, and you invite both of them, and the whole night both of them keep asking what the other one has said.. about the other one being there, if that makes sense...

THAT IS ANNOYING

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Female 5,139
that made me lol :D number 6 makes me laugh, thats why i never go to parties unless i know at least three people lol... i dont wanna be THAT person :P
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Female 128
LOL that is so true.

I`ve been the "Guy who gets wasted in one hour" before LOL :-/

Embarrasing

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Male 3,819
I`ve met all these people many times, except the cleaning guy. Number 7 is the only person I can say was at every party I`ve ever been too. But they should have a 7b: The guy who`s like that before the party even starts.
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Male 1,089
that was great
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Male 8,302
They forgot

"Guy who only dragged himself away from World of Warcraft at home to play it in your bedroom at your place the whole party long"

and

"Gate-crashing guy no-one wants there who can`t take the hint"

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Male 1,036
7 wins
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Male 591
I wish I was the one that was doing the research for that it would have been awesome x)
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Male 244
Aw man... I`m the cleaning guy. =(
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Female 268
lmao. number 4 totally sounds like my ex. except he talks to all of my friends.... and then they b!t<h to me about it. anyways.. loved the list totally accurate.....
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Female 54
I know every one of these people...

wow i really need some more friends

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Male 909
I usually turn out to be #6, and that my friends... Is no fun.
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Male 247
"...you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as `That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,` and instead be remembered as `that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.`

LOLOLOL

Obviously a lot of research went into this list, it`s just wayyyy too accurate.

Two smelly thumbs up!

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Male 473
i here you white wolfos
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Female 1,142
I feel so sorry for the 6`s.
I try to never go anywhere I won`t know anyone beside the host.

5 never fails.
It`s just... a mess. >.<
And it`s really disrespectful.
Because they won`t unlock the door, no matter what. Like, as if they`ve declared war, and claimed the territory that is my bathroom for their own. NO. You take a crap, or you get out. MY BATHROOM.

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Male 394
Yo how about the fighting couple who makes a scene. Awwwkwaaard
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Male 815
haha yeah pretty much right on, and yeah... i`ve been out before and some trashy girl brought her kid... i mean, i was alarmed and i just thought it was in pretty poor taste but i mean i guess she needs to get hers... ha

haha and yeah... crying girl always brings the poo down, i say group-tear-fest should just be outlawed all together

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Male 473
out of all the parties ive been to, that list was pretty accurate
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Female 562
Kurdizzzz, that bugged me too.
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Female 1,287
4.) person who just got dumped by their girlsfriend/boyfriend.

“Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”
xDDDDD
ah, that made me laugh.

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Female 375
so true, so true indeed =p
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Male 475
^ number 7?
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Male 180
hey wheres the guy that pukes after the first ten minutes guy????
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Male 475
most of the time ive been to parties with people i know so i`ve only seen 8 and 5
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Male 348
I hate them all ><
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Male 982
Funnier than most Cracked lists, in my opinion.
Loved it, nonetheless. Very funny. 4.
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Male 7,933
6 is so accurate.
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Male 327
i was amazed that it wasnt Cracked
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Female 4,376
i`ve never been to a party but it sounds pretty accurate
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Male 2,395
Hmm.. I thought it was pretty accurate. >_>
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Male 297
eh, the list was alright. too bad they didn`t do a grammar check, some of that crap was horrendous.
"If there was a dude puking, pooting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the drat brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an non-nice individual."
either be like that or what? WHAT IS THE OTHER OPTION?! ahhh it bugs me.
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Male 475
^its a rare sight
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Female 15,763
A numbered list that isn`t Cracked? :O
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Male 285
People who bring their baby? That`s just dumb.

I hate crying girl the most off this list. Bloody hell.

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Female 34
Haha, pretty accurate
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Male 13
Link: 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party [Rate Link] - You will not believe how accurate this list is.
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