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Date: 07/29/08 07:59 PM

49 Responses to 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

  1. Profile photo of rycanto
    rycanto Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    Link: 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party - You will not believe how accurate this list is.
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    KaosBoom Female 13-17
    34 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    Haha, pretty accurate
  3. Profile photo of Aciliveth
    Aciliveth Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    People who bring their baby? That`s just dumb.

    I hate crying girl the most off this list. Bloody hell.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    A numbered list that isn`t Cracked? :O
  5. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    ^its a rare sight
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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    eh, the list was alright. too bad they didn`t do a grammar check, some of that crap was horrendous.
    "If there was a dude puking, pooting and crying at your party, would you be cool with that? No, you’d either be like “Who the drat brought this guy?” But if you say that about a baby suddenly that makes you an non-nice individual."
    either be like that or what? WHAT IS THE OTHER OPTION?! ahhh it bugs me.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Hmm.. I thought it was pretty accurate. >_>
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    i`ve never been to a party but it sounds pretty accurate
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    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    i was amazed that it wasnt Cracked
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    6 is so accurate.
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    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Funnier than most Cracked lists, in my opinion.
    Loved it, nonetheless. Very funny. 4.
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    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    I hate them all ><
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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    most of the time ive been to parties with people i know so i`ve only seen 8 and 5
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    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    hey wheres the guy that pukes after the first ten minutes guy????
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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    ^ number 7?
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    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    375 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:29 pm
    so true, so true indeed =p
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    4.) person who just got dumped by their girlsfriend/boyfriend.

    “Hey, I gotta run to the bathroom,” “No worries, I’ll just wait for you until your done, unlike my EX girlfriend, who wouldn’t wait no matter HOW important it was to go to the bathroom and would just leave you with NOTHING while you were in there.”
    xDDDDD
    ah, that made me laugh.

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    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    Kurdizzzz, that bugged me too.
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    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    out of all the parties ive been to, that list was pretty accurate
  20. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
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    July 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    haha yeah pretty much right on, and yeah... i`ve been out before and some trashy girl brought her kid... i mean, i was alarmed and i just thought it was in pretty poor taste but i mean i guess she needs to get hers... ha

    haha and yeah... crying girl always brings the poo down, i say group-tear-fest should just be outlawed all together

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    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    Yo how about the fighting couple who makes a scene. Awwwkwaaard
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I feel so sorry for the 6`s.
    I try to never go anywhere I won`t know anyone beside the host.

    5 never fails.
    It`s just... a mess. >.<
    And it`s really disrespectful.
    Because they won`t unlock the door, no matter what. Like, as if they`ve declared war, and claimed the territory that is my bathroom for their own. NO. You take a crap, or you get out. MY BATHROOM.

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    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    i here you white wolfos
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    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    "...you now have to hope to God he doesn’t take advantage of someone at your party, otherwise your party will not be remembered as `That Fourth of July Party at Bill’s house,` and instead be remembered as `that party at Bill’s house where that creepy guy tried to fingerbang Michele while she was puking.`

    LOLOLOL

    Obviously a lot of research went into this list, it`s just wayyyy too accurate.

    Two smelly thumbs up!

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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    I usually turn out to be #6, and that my friends... Is no fun.
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    FangsUp Female 13-17
    54 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    I know every one of these people...

    wow i really need some more friends

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    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 10:26 pm
    lmao. number 4 totally sounds like my ex. except he talks to all of my friends.... and then they b!t<h to me about it. anyways.. loved the list totally accurate.....
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    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Aw man... I`m the cleaning guy. =(
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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 11:49 pm
    I wish I was the one that was doing the research for that it would have been awesome x)
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    richoricho Male 40-49
    1036 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:24 am
    7 wins
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:32 am
    They forgot

    "Guy who only dragged himself away from World of Warcraft at home to play it in your bedroom at your place the whole party long"

    and

    "Gate-crashing guy no-one wants there who can`t take the hint"

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:34 am
    that was great
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 12:37 am
    I`ve met all these people many times, except the cleaning guy. Number 7 is the only person I can say was at every party I`ve ever been too. But they should have a 7b: The guy who`s like that before the party even starts.
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    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
    128 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:10 am
    LOL that is so true.

    I`ve been the "Guy who gets wasted in one hour" before LOL :-/

    Embarrasing

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:27 am
    that made me lol :D number 6 makes me laugh, thats why i never go to parties unless i know at least three people lol... i dont wanna be THAT person :P
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:29 am
    the most awkward thing is when a couple you now have split, and you invite both of them, and the whole night both of them keep asking what the other one has said.. about the other one being there, if that makes sense...

    THAT IS ANNOYING

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 4:56 am
    The bad thing about 6, its something if you know that you`re a 6, its another when you are a 6, act like a 6, and dont realize that being a 6 sucks. I`ve been a 6, I tried to get out of that as quickly as possible. Others, just dont get that quick enough
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:14 am
    lol at the comments at the bottom of the page:

    # Anil Dikpoo Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    What about the creepy guy who’s way too old to be there?

    # anonymous Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Naw I’m not too old I’m too awesome

  39. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:40 am
    me to prime, me too...

    and never again, its embarassing.and when you try and make conversation people dont wanna know, theyre just like.. "who is that?"
    "..yeh, i dont even know you"

    lol

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    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:07 am
    Ahh...I HATE being the number 6. If I can`t get out of going to a party with loads of people I don`t know, I just make an excuse to leave early.

    And there`s always some attention-seeking bitch in tears.

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    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:18 am
    I`ve been 7 at a party with one of my best friend`s friends and it was the first time I met them. Talk about a bad first impression. :-\
    Also been 6 where the only one I knew was my ex and he kept walking away from me and I had no clue who to talk to.
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    luckl Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 6:58 am
    I`m a 7, 4 and a 3 all together =D
  43. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    The creepy guy got to me

    i started twitching. ._.

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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:28 pm
    i try to start conversations with 6 (the person who only knows the host)... they always turn out to be pretty uninteresting or shy, whichever
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    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Legacy15
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    1054 Posts Tuesday, July 29, 2008 8:11:16 PM
    # 3 "Creepy dude" looks like a guy who was in my English class. He looks A LOT like that guy... And now that I think about it, this kid was kinda creepy, too...
    ------------------------------------------
    yea me too...he looks like a kid I know named Benjamin.
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    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    July 30, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    I`m so #6, I way too shy to be at a party. Idk how you would fix that, take drugs? Nahhh...
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    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    i am completely number 8. but ive managed to keep my ocd till the morning after, when at 7am I`ll be throwing out cups and cleaning mystery liquids off the floor while everyone else is comatose...
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    cobra240 Male 30-39
    77 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:50 pm
    Some of those can work out for you.
    One party a friend of mine bought her baby. The party was a little lame so I took her baby off her hands for a while and went upstairs. Shortly afterwards a cute girl showed up in the room to help me out. After the baby went to sleep we decided to carry the party on by ourselves. (in the next room of course).

    Then there was the girl locked in the bathroom. She wasn`t drunk but pissed because her ex showed up. I had to pee so after some protesting I unlocked the door and told her since she wont leave she is gong to have to stay and watch. She dared me and I did. She laughed and commented that I had more balls than anyone else at the party, so I told her she should be sure and feel for herself. She knelt down and did exactly that (and more).

    Sorry i`m new here and it`s long but had to get those stories off my chest.

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    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    September 7, 2008 at 6:23 am
    so true

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