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Date: 07/21/08 12:31 PM

51 Responses to 7 People Who Cheated Death

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    Link: 7 People Who Cheated Death - These people survived eminent disaster and more, slapping Death in the face and telling it to go make them a sandwich.
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    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    Dang that 7 year old is beast.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky
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    Trigod Male 18-29
    281 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    Also worth a look is this.
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    "Actual photo (of Christopher Walken)"

    lmao

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    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
    Listening to the guy cutting his arm got me really uncomfortable...

    OMFG it sucks

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    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:50 pm
    death shaking his fist on the side of the road
    lolz
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    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:52 pm
    golly i wish i were bullet-proof! then i wouldn`t need to worry about solid snake living in my closet anymore!! W00T!

    =P

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    UrusaiBaka Male 18-29
    53 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    haha dude that guy musta almost passed out so many times when he was cutting his arm off...i mean not only does it hurt like hell but YOU`RE doing it...its like an anti-pain reflex...
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    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:07 pm
    That guy who got stuck while mountain climbing/hiking is the man. Wouldn`t want to meet him in a dark alley.
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    Call-ItKarma Female 13-17
    19 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    Holy shiz! that little girl! that was damn brave!

    And the dood who cut off his arm! jeez man!

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    I personally think number 1 is more brave, just because the guy on the mountain had lost most of the feeling in his arm anyway from the tourniquet and the rock and whatnot.
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    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Oh my GOD!
    I would indeed, crap myself. Then I would lay there and die. :[
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    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    Chuck Norris would`ve ripped the bullets out with his teeth and proceeded in firing them back with his ass. That little girl isn`t special. Chuck Norris is special.
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    robb0mayte Male 13-17
    89 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    the arm one is scary =/
    n the 7 year old? take that fiddy cent! :P
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Wow, this is one of the funniest articles on crack so far.

    After reading it, the woman who fell 33,000 feet looks like a wimp. And the little girl looks so cute *starts making baby noises and sadly trying to say "yes you do, yes you do*

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    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    chuck norris is also ancient and had lots of plastic surgery xD i`m more impressed with all of the people on the list. especially that little girl. an the dude who cut off his own arm. i can`t even fathom what that`s like XO owhie.
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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm
    Gotta love Cracked articles. =D
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    I was in a plane crash when I was 2 and 1/2 and got kicked in the chest by a draft horse when I was 4. I feel I should at least get an honorable mention lol.
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    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    Listening to Turmion Kätilöt made that seem even more badass. Although, cutting off own arm and POW= most badass. Not dying when shot or falling out of plane = lucky.
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    Master-Jedi Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 1:59 pm
    These guys own everyone who bitches how tough school is, or college being "unbelievably hard". Major ownage on us all.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    I like the ad on the side.

    "I can`t believe you don`t have life insurance!"

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Is the girl Hancock`s daughter?
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
    That 7 yr old girl reminds me of Sophie Delezio. Sophie was 2 when a car ran into her daycare centre and pinned her underneath it - while it was on fire. She lost both feet, some fingers and an ear and had burns to most of her body. She recovered and 3 years later was being pushed in her wheelchair across the road when a car hit her, throwing her 18 metres down the road. Sophie suffered a heart attack, a broken jaw and shoulder bone, bruising to her head, numerous rib fractures and a tear to her left lung. And I think she got sick a couple of years later too due to her injuries. She`s still alive and in Primary School :)
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    Ive heard of the arm guy before, it kinda sucks. Apparently though his girfriend broke up with him after this and it made him want to kill himself more than the arm thing...
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    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    the sheer bravery these people must have had is mind boggling and it shows these people are trully special and are just amazing

    on a side note the guy who had to take off his own arm must get really mad when he sees a movie like saw where people are cutting off limbs for the pleasure of a pyscho becuase like he actually had to do that for his life

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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    dave32891
    pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky

    I wish I never have to experience anything like this so I dont test my luckiness :P

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    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    #6 really got me as the most badass, but the 7 yr old girl is up there as well..
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 3:17 pm
    luckyse7en
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    657 Posts Monday, July 21, 2008 2:13:53 PM
    Is the girl Hancock`s daughter?

    yea :P

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    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
    I actually gasped when I read about the guy...with his arm...ouch. D:

    Has anyone else realized I-am-bored posts every new list cracked does?
    *cough*I-am-cracked*cough*

    But anyways, brave people. That little girl is straight up G`d, gangstuh. :D

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    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Wasn`t there a farmer who had to cut off his arm because it got stuck in machinery? Absolutely nuts.
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    matsuri_aka Female 18-29
    252 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    I actually watched the video of the guy talking about cutting off his arm, and I seriously nearly fainted in my seat when he got to the part of cutting off the last nerve that looked like spaghetti :-O
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    DolceAmaro Female 13-17
    74 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
    wow that is so awesome and crazy. absolutrly amazing. :-)
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 4:36 pm
    "dave32891
    pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky
    I wish I never have to experience anything like this so I dont test my luckiness :P"

    I test my luckiness by seeing if I win the Lotto. Of Course, I have to be really lucky considering I dont buy a ticket

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    just17n8 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    i now know the manliest man alive... i would`ve deff died if i had to cut my arm
  36. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    -...And I think she got sick a couple of years later too due to her injuries. She`s still alive and in Primary School :)-

    She`s a burn victim with no feet, one ear, half of her fingers, a bad lung and a bad heart, all of which will be ailing her for the rest of her life and she`s only in elementary school.

    Does that really justify a colon-parenthesis?

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    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    The word is "imminent" not eminent. Ffs Fancy, go back to school.
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    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    July 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    cracked cracks me up xD
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    wow i wounder how the mother feels knowing that her little girl took 6 bullets for her. i her hope she gets one spoiled life xP
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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    This article was "7 People who cheated death" not most badass.

    Most badass goes to the guy who cut his arm off and the dude stranded at sea, followed by the green beret.

    Lucky was the bear victim, the woman who fell 33k feet, and the girl shot 7 times.

    The gray zone is the chinese guys in the mine, I mean, I can see eating coal and drinking piss to live is pretty hardcore, but really they had the means to escape and use it, where most of the other hardcore people have to improvise. But its amazing nonetheless.

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    adilicious Female 13-17
    377 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    This was one of my favorite things ever on this site.

    Damn.

  42. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 8:20 am
    It was at this point that Poon began to suspect that the Nazis were dicks.

    LOL!

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 9:50 am
    Cutting your arm off with a 2" dull blade after having to break the bones!!??!! How many of us could or would do that?? That guy has my vote for #1.
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    chromoflage Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 10:31 am
    That little girl grew up and became Chuck Norris.
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    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:44 pm
    the woman that fell 33,000 feet; how did her rescuers know she was there?
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 12:48 pm
    when number 7 is falling off a plane that just exploded into a fudgeen mountain... u know its gonna get creepy
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 11:32 am
    Ive read about that little girl in like a magazine somewhere
    poor thing is blind now...
    And why the fcuk werent the poilice there, thats bull.
    So america is pretty much saying "the cops wont come until someone is hurt"
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 28, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Daaaaaaamn. Seriously what in god`s name.

    People are still dying of the FLU chrissakes.

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    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 12:02 am
    That`s friggin insane!!
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    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    drat
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    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    "Thank you officers for responding to my call in a timely manner despite me living in a poor neighborhood and not being white."

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