7 People Who Cheated Death

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_16497_7-people-who-cheated-death-then-kicked-it-in-balls.html

These people survived eminent disaster and more, slapping Death in the face and telling it to go make them a sandwich.
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Male 154
"Thank you officers for responding to my call in a timely manner despite me living in a poor neighborhood and not being white."
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Male 150
That`s friggin insane!!
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Male 436
Daaaaaaamn. Seriously what in god`s name.

People are still dying of the FLU chrissakes.

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Female 1,470
Ive read about that little girl in like a magazine somewhere
poor thing is blind now...
And why the fcuk werent the poilice there, thats bull.
So america is pretty much saying "the cops wont come until someone is hurt"
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Male 3,296
when number 7 is falling off a plane that just exploded into a fudgeen mountain... u know its gonna get creepy
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Female 943
the woman that fell 33,000 feet; how did her rescuers know she was there?
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Male 38
That little girl grew up and became Chuck Norris.
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Male 4,807
Cutting your arm off with a 2" dull blade after having to break the bones!!??!! How many of us could or would do that?? That guy has my vote for #1.
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Male 426
It was at this point that Poon began to suspect that the Nazis were dicks.

LOL!

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Female 377
This was one of my favorite things ever on this site.

Damn.

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Male 591
This article was "7 People who cheated death" not most badass.

Most badass goes to the guy who cut his arm off and the dude stranded at sea, followed by the green beret.

Lucky was the bear victim, the woman who fell 33k feet, and the girl shot 7 times.

The gray zone is the chinese guys in the mine, I mean, I can see eating coal and drinking piss to live is pretty hardcore, but really they had the means to escape and use it, where most of the other hardcore people have to improvise. But its amazing nonetheless.

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Male 379
wow i wounder how the mother feels knowing that her little girl took 6 bullets for her. i her hope she gets one spoiled life xP
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Female 1,186
cracked cracks me up xD
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Male 391
The word is "imminent" not eminent. Ffs Fancy, go back to school.
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Male 2,958
-...And I think she got sick a couple of years later too due to her injuries. She`s still alive and in Primary School :)-

She`s a burn victim with no feet, one ear, half of her fingers, a bad lung and a bad heart, all of which will be ailing her for the rest of her life and she`s only in elementary school.

Does that really justify a colon-parenthesis?

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Male 45
i now know the manliest man alive... i would`ve deff died if i had to cut my arm
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Male 7,933
"dave32891
pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky
I wish I never have to experience anything like this so I dont test my luckiness :P"

I test my luckiness by seeing if I win the Lotto. Of Course, I have to be really lucky considering I dont buy a ticket

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Female 74
wow that is so awesome and crazy. absolutrly amazing. :-)
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Female 252
I actually watched the video of the guy talking about cutting off his arm, and I seriously nearly fainted in my seat when he got to the part of cutting off the last nerve that looked like spaghetti :-O
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Female 182
Wasn`t there a farmer who had to cut off his arm because it got stuck in machinery? Absolutely nuts.
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Male 756
I actually gasped when I read about the guy...with his arm...ouch. D:

Has anyone else realized I-am-bored posts every new list cracked does?
*cough*I-am-cracked*cough*

But anyways, brave people. That little girl is straight up G`d, gangstuh. :D

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Male 4,393
luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
657 Posts Monday, July 21, 2008 2:13:53 PM
Is the girl Hancock`s daughter?

yea :P

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Female 299
#6 really got me as the most badass, but the 7 yr old girl is up there as well..
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Female 1,412
dave32891
pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky

I wish I never have to experience anything like this so I dont test my luckiness :P

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Female 310
the sheer bravery these people must have had is mind boggling and it shows these people are trully special and are just amazing

on a side note the guy who had to take off his own arm must get really mad when he sees a movie like saw where people are cutting off limbs for the pleasure of a pyscho becuase like he actually had to do that for his life

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Female 1,412
Ive heard of the arm guy before, it kinda sucks. Apparently though his girfriend broke up with him after this and it made him want to kill himself more than the arm thing...
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Female 4,197
That 7 yr old girl reminds me of Sophie Delezio. Sophie was 2 when a car ran into her daycare centre and pinned her underneath it - while it was on fire. She lost both feet, some fingers and an ear and had burns to most of her body. She recovered and 3 years later was being pushed in her wheelchair across the road when a car hit her, throwing her 18 metres down the road. Sophie suffered a heart attack, a broken jaw and shoulder bone, bruising to her head, numerous rib fractures and a tear to her left lung. And I think she got sick a couple of years later too due to her injuries. She`s still alive and in Primary School :)
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Male 2,395
Is the girl Hancock`s daughter?
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Male 490
I like the ad on the side.

"I can`t believe you don`t have life insurance!"

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Male 48
These guys own everyone who bitches how tough school is, or college being "unbelievably hard". Major ownage on us all.
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Male 425
Listening to Turmion Kätilöt made that seem even more badass. Although, cutting off own arm and POW= most badass. Not dying when shot or falling out of plane = lucky.
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Male 2,422
I was in a plane crash when I was 2 and 1/2 and got kicked in the chest by a draft horse when I was 4. I feel I should at least get an honorable mention lol.
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Female 432
Gotta love Cracked articles. =D
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Female 649
chuck norris is also ancient and had lots of plastic surgery xD i`m more impressed with all of the people on the list. especially that little girl. an the dude who cut off his own arm. i can`t even fathom what that`s like XO owhie.
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Male 7,933
Wow, this is one of the funniest articles on crack so far.

After reading it, the woman who fell 33,000 feet looks like a wimp. And the little girl looks so cute *starts making baby noises and sadly trying to say "yes you do, yes you do*

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Male 89
the arm one is scary =/
n the 7 year old? take that fiddy cent! :P
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Male 307
Chuck Norris would`ve ripped the bullets out with his teeth and proceeded in firing them back with his ass. That little girl isn`t special. Chuck Norris is special.
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Female 486
Oh my GOD!
I would indeed, crap myself. Then I would lay there and die. :[
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Female 15,763
I personally think number 1 is more brave, just because the guy on the mountain had lost most of the feeling in his arm anyway from the tourniquet and the rock and whatnot.
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Female 19
Holy shiz! that little girl! that was damn brave!

And the dood who cut off his arm! jeez man!

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Male 603
That guy who got stuck while mountain climbing/hiking is the man. Wouldn`t want to meet him in a dark alley.
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Male 53
haha dude that guy musta almost passed out so many times when he was cutting his arm off...i mean not only does it hurt like hell but YOU`RE doing it...its like an anti-pain reflex...
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Male 363
golly i wish i were bullet-proof! then i wouldn`t need to worry about solid snake living in my closet anymore!! W00T!

=P

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Female 118
death shaking his fist on the side of the road
lolz
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Female 386
Listening to the guy cutting his arm got me really uncomfortable...

OMFG it sucks

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Male 2,958
"Actual photo (of Christopher Walken)"

lmao

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Male 281
Also worth a look is this.
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Male 541
pretty dang impressive. i wish i was that lucky
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Male 422
Dang that 7 year old is beast.
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Male 19,873
Link: 7 People Who Cheated Death [Rate Link] - These people survived eminent disaster and more, slapping Death in the face and telling it to go make them a sandwich.
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