5 Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You

Submitted by: Kim... 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16458_5-terrible-life-lessons-hollywood-loves-teach-you.html

For some reason, Hollywood thinks it"s our mom and they have to teach us how lame we are.
There are 25 comments:
Male 7
Lesson #6: Racism and intolerance can only be conquered by sports.

Ever see Remember the Titans or Glory Road? To be fair though, they are good movies.

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Male 547
Im glad im not the only one who is realizing that this is becoming I am Cracked. Fancy.. are you getting a little something from Cracked to keep posting links to them .. hummmm
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Female 309
Cracked.com is such an awesome site.
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Female 81
I`m confused as to why "lost in translation" was on the love conquers all list. That movie isn`t about love, and even if you say johansson and murray were in love, it certainly didn`t conquer anything.
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Female 89
So does that mean I actually have to do something in my life rather than waiting for my hidden talent to come out? =p
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Female 444
I <3 cracked.

*ahem* Anyway, NeiltheSheep, you should search for free wifi. For the cost of coffee or a slice of pizza, you could have hours of free, unrestricted wifi. That`s what I do when I`m visiting someone I know with *erk* dial-up (it often goes, "Sorry, love ya guys, but internet has been more of a friend, and it satisfies me more.")

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Male 703
i read the title and already knew what number 1 would be...
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Female 6
Ok. I thought that wer fkin brilliant! So true!! N evn tho it is... i`m nt guna think any less of a lot of the films that wer mentioned on ther cz they stil rule n i`ll still watch em n buy em, lol.
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Male 1,220
Buy n` Large wasn`t evil.... (the big corporation from wall*e) they were trying to make life easier for everyone... and that`s what everyone in the world is trying to do anyway.

of course they just made earth a dying planet by doing it, but they didn`t hate humans.

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Female 432
Cracked is awesome.
Those are all so true. And even though Fight Club made it on the list, I can`t help but still love the movie. I love the whole "you don`t need to be ambitious because you have a secret talent."
I`m just wondering when I`ll discover mine. =D
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Male 629
lmao, so true on the article.
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Female 4,225
This was a good post

I am now cracked

But sopon...I shall be MORE cracked than cracked I am now, cracked cracked

Cracked is cool. So is IAb, and IAB for liking cracked

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Male 10
Hollywood doesnt care if you learn a life lesson, just that you spend your money on what ever they throw out there.
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Male 4,393
wow :O
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Female 3,001
i see more comments on cracked.com or w/e it is than the post

LOL

well anyway i thought it was a gd post to make me un bored

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Male 1,825
cracked is gonna end up very preachy sometimes soon. probably because its an evil corporation
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Male 418
ok...here`s a story:

I`ve been camping in AZ for the last 4 weeks...and so to get on the internet I bring my laptop to the library near by...however, the connection blocks Cracked.com, as well as many others...it`s sad because I`m pretty much addicted to Cracked.com :(

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Male 13
Wow... My first post commented on by Fancylad.


Being new, I was not aware of the limit.

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Male 19,868
Rendin,

I believe i-a-b`s title field is only allowed a limited amount of characters.

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Male 13
I believe the title of the article is `Five Terrible Life Lessons Hollywood Loves To Teach You`.
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Male 668
I wonder why this link is so low in hits... but anyways...

What`s my hidden talent. =[
And with the movie, "Friday Night Lights," the underdogs lost.

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Male 240
And who cares? I love cracked! Anyway, interesting article, and so true. I love the way it`s laced with humour.
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Male 1,853
thats the point of the site. to take links from all over the internet and bring them to one easily accessible place.
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Male 474
From I-Am-Bored to I-Am-Cracked.
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Female 539
Link: 5 Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You [Rate Link] - For some reason, Hollywood thinks it`s our mom and they have to teach us how lame we are.
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