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Date: 07/02/08 01:32 PM

25 Responses to 5 Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 11:56 am
    Link: 5 Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You - For some reason, Hollywood thinks it`s our mom and they have to teach us how lame we are.
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    From I-Am-Bored to I-Am-Cracked.
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    thats the point of the site. to take links from all over the internet and bring them to one easily accessible place.
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    SirKevin Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    And who cares? I love cracked! Anyway, interesting article, and so true. I love the way it`s laced with humour.
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    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    I wonder why this link is so low in hits... but anyways...

    What`s my hidden talent. =[
    And with the movie, "Friday Night Lights," the underdogs lost.

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    Rendin Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
    I believe the title of the article is `Five Terrible Life Lessons Hollywood Loves To Teach You`.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    I believe i-a-b`s title field is only allowed a limited amount of characters.

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    Rendin Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Wow... My first post commented on by Fancylad.

    Being new, I was not aware of the limit.

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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:49 pm`s a story:

    I`ve been camping in AZ for the last 4 weeks...and so to get on the internet I bring my laptop to the library near by...however, the connection blocks, as well as many`s sad because I`m pretty much addicted to :(

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    cracked is gonna end up very preachy sometimes soon. probably because its an evil corporation
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    i see more comments on or w/e it is than the post


    well anyway i thought it was a gd post to make me un bored

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    July 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    wow :O
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    DoubleBuck Male 40-49
    10 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    Hollywood doesnt care if you learn a life lesson, just that you spend your money on what ever they throw out there.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    This was a good post

    I am now cracked

    But sopon...I shall be MORE cracked than cracked I am now, cracked cracked

    Cracked is cool. So is IAb, and IAB for liking cracked

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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    629 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 2:43 pm
    lmao, so true on the article.
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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    Cracked is awesome.
    Those are all so true. And even though Fight Club made it on the list, I can`t help but still love the movie. I love the whole "you don`t need to be ambitious because you have a secret talent."
    I`m just wondering when I`ll discover mine. =D
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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Buy n` Large wasn`t evil.... (the big corporation from wall*e) they were trying to make life easier for everyone... and that`s what everyone in the world is trying to do anyway.

    of course they just made earth a dying planet by doing it, but they didn`t hate humans.

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    RachyBaby Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    Ok. I thought that wer fkin brilliant! So true!! N evn tho it is... i`m nt guna think any less of a lot of the films that wer mentioned on ther cz they stil rule n i`ll still watch em n buy em, lol.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    i read the title and already knew what number 1 would be...
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    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    I <3 cracked.

    *ahem* Anyway, NeiltheSheep, you should search for free wifi. For the cost of coffee or a slice of pizza, you could have hours of free, unrestricted wifi. That`s what I do when I`m visiting someone I know with *erk* dial-up (it often goes, "Sorry, love ya guys, but internet has been more of a friend, and it satisfies me more.")

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    Scat91 Female 13-17
    89 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    So does that mean I actually have to do something in my life rather than waiting for my hidden talent to come out? =p
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    marysevier Female 18-29
    81 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    I`m confused as to why "lost in translation" was on the love conquers all list. That movie isn`t about love, and even if you say johansson and murray were in love, it certainly didn`t conquer anything.
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    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    309 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 2:50 am is such an awesome site.
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    July 3, 2008 at 5:48 am
    Im glad im not the only one who is realizing that this is becoming I am Cracked. Fancy.. are you getting a little something from Cracked to keep posting links to them .. hummmm
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    yaheyder Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    Lesson #6: Racism and intolerance can only be conquered by sports.

    Ever see Remember the Titans or Glory Road? To be fair though, they are good movies.

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