26 Judo Lessons in One Minute

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Sports
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823318/ls:1701

You know how Eskimos have a bunch of words for snow? Well the Japanese have 26 words for ""knocking you on your ass.""
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Male 1,266
Actually as a member of the Jitsu foundation we use quite a few of those. They`re not all individual words for throwing you on your arse, e.g: o-soto-gari o=major soto=outer gari=sweep thus.. o-soto-gaki gaki=stomp.

(Yeah I don`t care if the japanese is spelt differently it`s not even meant to be written in latic character to start with!)

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Female 170
That video made me lol, that guy kept getting OWNED.
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Male 169
i actualy youse this video for training ocasionaly. never thought it would actualy turn up on iab
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Male 1,244
Katagaruma is the funnest and probably the easiest too. By the way, if you click anywhere on the time line of the video repeatedly, you can watch a japanese guy get thrown into the ground over and over again.
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Male 493
too bad Karo Parysian couldn`t use his judo skills against Thiago Alves and got the beatdown of his life.
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Male 483
i still think wrestling + boxing > "karate" < Gun
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Male 357
sodeturikomigoshi FTW
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Male 357
the ushimata is a hip toss
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Male 325
eskimos have 4 words for snow
english have so many more e.g. slush snow ice hail ect
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Male 436
Eskimos (Inuits and other races included) have only 4 words for snow.

They DO, however, have around 30 words for demonstrative pronouns. We have `that` `these` `those` and `this` while they have words for `that over there` and `that up top` etc etc.

It`s a myth about the snow thing.

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Male 22
about the geordie/mackham thing... i got a worse one that always pisses me off: you tell people that you live near a city and they assume ur from it ie middlesbrough and newcastle (im from boro) and they assume ur a geordie. ITS 50 dratIN MILES AWAY FFS!

and btw back on subject... there are loads of tribes in the northern areas which are neither eskimo nor inuit, and people assume they prefer inuit when they actually don`t

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Male 133
F U C K THE NIPS!
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Female 248
"Now we have to call them Inuits."

Calling an Eskimo and Inuit is like calling a Geordie a Mackem. Unless they are an Inuit of course

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Male 281
Kaniktshaq moritlkatsio atsuniartoq.

The Straight Dope - Snow

Also, every one of those moves can be countered with my favorite tactic: gun.

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Male 51
that thing bout the `44 words for snow` or whatever it is, is a rumour, the english language has more.
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Female 1,496
Canadians hate it when you call them Eskimos. Now we have to call them Inuits.
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Female 15,763
NOW I AM MASTER.


*fails*

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Female 761
Caps is cruise control for cool.
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Female 761
THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD FOR SNOW GODDAMNIT.

AAAHHHHHHHHH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ESKIMOS DON`T EXIST ANYMORE, I`M RIGHT HEEEEEEERE!

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Male 219
^^
HAHAHHA
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Male 1,089
they all looked like they were based on the same principle but the fact it only took a minute made it slightly better... now to find my little brother.
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Male 81
I could only get the hang of about half of them. :/
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Male 20,188
primetimekin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
Thursday, July 17, 2008 8:58:14 PM

fancylad, am I really the 10,000 visitor?

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prime, yeah, email me at [email protected] to claim your prize.

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Male 1,815
I always thought Judo was Korean. I learned something!
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Male 541
That was only 30 seconds; I want my monies back!
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Male 7,933
fancylad, am I really the 10,000 visitor?
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Male 608
^^ it really would be
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Male 327
they should made a song remix of what the guys saying, it`d be hilarious
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Male 285
if only it took a minute to learn judo
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Male 3,301
O.o`
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Male 1,365
Wow, now I`m an expert. Is this a Matrix training implant? I took the red pill.
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Male 20,188
Link: 26 Judo Lessons in One Minute [Rate Link] - You know how Eskimos have a bunch of words for snow? Well the Japanese have 26 words for ``knocking you on your ass.``
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