13 Bizarre Last Requests From Nutty Dead People

Submitted by: jessieplume 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_16447_last-requests-that-prove-its-ok-laugh-at-dead-people.html

Proof that if you were weird when you were alive, chances are good that you"re going to be weird when you"re dead too.
There are 40 comments:
Female 1,470
Why would u leave that much money to a dog? AND a house?
She must have loved that dog...
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Male 7
lol.. I actually have a weird one. I want my family to bake my ashes into a hershies chocolate pie. its my favorite pie. and then have the pie thrown off a cliff or into the face of someone that I don`t like.
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Female 179
why not combine some - i want my skin to be turned into a drum, my head to be shrunken and put in a pringles tube, the bones of my right hand to be mixed with ink and printed, and the rest of me can be buried with my car...

people are nuts

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Male 742
what the flying fedoodles is a Phoenix Down?
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Male 637
The woman who left her estate to her dog made me want to dig her up, give her a Phoenix Down and stab Pixie Stix into her eyes...
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Male 107
i want to be cremated by nuke, if that cant be
arranged explosives will do fine too.
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Male 285
some people just need to do creepy things for when they die
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Male 37
lol
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Male 152
My last wish is to be wearing a powerglove :P
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Female 1,002
When I die, I wanna have a viking funeral.
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Male 1,407
No Hunter S. Thompson? I agree with Boadicea.
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Female 122
Was that wax figure really his corpse? If so....ewwww!
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Female 1,677
What about Hunter S. Thompson having his ashes blown out of a cannon? That at least deserves an honourable mention.

Also, my philosophy prof told us that Bentham`s head fell off and because it kept getting stolen as a prank, they have to store it elsewhere. So he has a wax head in its place.

I just thought that was pretty funny.

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Female 505
Wow... I have a friend named John Bowman. But he`s not dead yet. Or so I hope...
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Male 5,970
Im going to give my money to Jesus to! Mary doesn`t get any muhahaha
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Male 63
Giving eighty-million dollars worth of items to a dog is just plain stupid.
Anyway, my favorite was the, "one last drink on me, hun" guy. Seriously, its probably the grandest and maybe appropriate insult performed in the last 300 years.
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Male 668
I learned about Jeremy Bentham in my microeconomics class. He`s still in those board meetings.
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Female 15,763
Ew... dead people comics. :[
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Male 28
lol `i`m jesus and i`m here for the money`
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Female 649
well that was odd.
the ferrari one was good, and the one with the catholic priest is creepy..
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Female 4,225
Ya, drum one was...eww

I`d stgow it away and never use it...

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Female 17
Aah.. i hate wax figurines.. let alone waxed corpses!
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Female 512
oh my.
hahha the car one was the best
eww the drum one was gross
nd the wax guy was creepy
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Female 252
I want a tree planted on my grave
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Female 165
the drum set was really creepy *shivers* X-(
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Male 436
Strangely enough, my dying wish is to have my ashes scattered in an ice-cream factory so that when I die in a cocaine deal gone bad, no child will ever have a clean cone of cookies and cream again.
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Male 1,584
the picture for the no girls allowed club was really hot.
anyways, wow thats really f*cked up. Those people were all retarded, what kind of last requests are those?
Now when i die, I am going to have my friend ti strings to me like a marionette and reenact all the major events of my life at my funeral.
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Male 2,395
The Ferrari one was the best!!
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Male 1,228
^Imagine if the comic book depictated his death! And then the making of the very comic!
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Male 352
Imagine having a comic book made out of a dead guy... ughh.
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Male 1,228
They made the requests when they were alive, so it isn`t really requests from dead people..but whatever!

Ironically I have a can of pringles right near me.

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Female 310
the only ones i found intresting enough to read were the pringles and the no women allowed and the guy who was cast in wax which would be a little weird if i had to sit in that board room
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Male 509
Lol, Catholic priests.
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Male 560
anyone know a list of words we cant use on IAB?
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Male 1,193
lol. favorite is the one for jesus.
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Female 4,225
Number nine...gave me the creeps
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Male 1,455
This picture made my day:
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Male 4,393
Fredric Baur Gets Canned ....in a Pringles tube?!
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Male 4,393
thats is weird.... O.o
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Female 84
Link: 13 Bizarre Last Requests From Nutty Dead People [Rate Link] - Proof that if you were weird when you were alive, chances are good that you`re going to be weird when you`re dead too.
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