You Suck At Photoshop #11: Smart Objects

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago Funny

What happens when the one you once loved burns you and you happen to be awesome at Photoshop? You get revenge like this.
There are 78 comments:
Female 20
Being a chick, the red sperm scared the crap out of me. It looks...evil.

Really. Stupid. Video.

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Female 2,927
i feel for his situation but i have to say what an non-nice individual."if you didnt get it the first ten times maybe this time one of you dip...." douche bag.
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Male 1,420
"Also, I don`t think he`s trying to be funny. I think he`s pissed off."
no, if you watch every episode in chronological order, you can hear him getting worse and worse. then he gets calm all of a sudden, and he gets arrested.
but then he comes back. to annoy us more with broken voice and constant whining.
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Female 289
whats really funny is he did that the hard way psh what ever
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Male 24
haha. wow. th-this guy was t-t-taped
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Male 43
My name is Ronnie
so it made it all that much
more enjoyable
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Male 162
This was a little off-the-wall, but still freakin` hilarious.

"Apparently, all it took was tickets to Josh Groban and a-a job to turn that place into a warm, tropical, happy place."

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Female 115
Dunno if it`s an act, don`t really care. Loved his fricking voice...
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Female 194
i couldnt really watch the whole thing....what the hell was it about anyway....and what was up with the sperms
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Female 121
LOL i love the You Suck At Photoshop series. So hilarious
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Male 658
This guy is a psychopath.
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Male 11,740
The guy is such an expert on sperm because he masturbates in the closet of his mom`s basement at least 10 times a week.
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Female 245
lol this is funny, loled when he was trying to name everything with an -onnie and when he yelled at himself! :P
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Male 4,867
god that stuttering was annoying
that was kind cool though
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Male 3,619
that was actualy kinda cute in this disturbd way. I have the same theory as dragonSageX, and i think that, even if it was an act. it had this almost epic story of little ronny.
its all so sad in this feelingshaking epic way.

my english suck, got no betther way to say what i8 want :3

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Male 2,510
tickets to josh groban and...and a job was all it took....lmao!
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Female 349
This bored the hell out of me. Thought I was gonna see him photoshopping a photo of his wife.. Does this guy sound JUST LIKE Tom Green, the way he was in Road Trip, or is it just me..?
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Male 105
Prolonged exposure to solid waste? Wait, does that mean what i think it means, cos if it does, he got his revenge a long time ago.
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Male 436
This is part of a series called, you guessed it, "You suck at Photoshop"

It`s a free photoshop tutorial. The guy in it is acting out his inability to speak. It was initially meant to be a comedy video but people realised they could actually learn a bit from it, so he kept making them.

It`s not for everyone, or most of you guys, I guess.

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Female 878
I skipped to the end to see if something cool happened, but nothing did.
=/
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Male 41
It wasnt stuttering,,,, it was swear words silenced, to annoying to follow through and see if this was a good vid, sorry, i wonder? is there anyone here who hasn`t heard of or used swear words.
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Female 2,220
don`t
under stand the

whole premis of this

video

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Male 555
7 minutes of hell, and I don`t get it
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Male 59
Yeah, that sure showed her!
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Male 610
i found it funny and educational...hmmm now what? i only use ps7 :P
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Male 5
he sounds just like billy from one flew over the cuckoo`s nest. check it out.
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Female 2,084
why the hell did i watch this crap?
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Female 39
What`s wrong with this guy`s speech? This is stupid.
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Female 859
I didn`t really get that....
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Female 157
I think the stuttering is actually "censoring" Because it every time it sounds like he`s going to say a bad word it cuts out. Maybe he`s just a potty mouth?
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Female 304
the worst part...the "mama mia!" background.Just no. And ya still wonderin why little ronnie had to make room for little ricky?
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Male 724
Oh wait, nevermind. xD
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Male 724
I think the stuttering was him wanting to say F*ck...?
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Male 1,182
that stuttering was fudgeing annyoing maybe it was the mic?
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Male 2,372
"I said `stop talking`...and that`s the last time."

Pure comic gold! :-P

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Female 657
I couldn`t make it past the first few minutes. His speech pattern was too grating on my nerves. -_-;
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Male 395
rubbish.
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Male 144
That wasn`t even close to being funny
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Female 432
I want my seven minutes back
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Male 2,619
You suck at photoshop
You also suck at speech slacknuts
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Female 1,231
I couldn`t get the sound up high enough to understand what the frick he was saying.

And fancylad must be on vacation. >.> First!posts really annoy him...

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Male 192
You suck at photoshop ftw. Always enjoyed them lol
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Female 362
He sounded psychotic.
And I was bored.
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Female 525
I really like "You suck at photoshop" vids but this guy.
:P Apparently not many people do!
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Female 16
I watched that whole damn stupid video, WTF??? Why did I waste 7 minutes? I was waiting for it to get better, it didn`t!
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Male 1,825
he is just a real loser.
this is better than that stupid tutorial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXdXcpNs...
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Male 1,193
his voice/stuttering bothers me. person who posted first bothers me more.
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Male 60
Wow. I didnt expect mydamnchannel to be real...
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Male 967
This guy must be a real dippoo.
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Male 83
I`d love to listen to one of his psychotherapy sessions. Please dude do your breathing exercises and relax...
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Female 855
Well, This was a colossal waste of time...
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Female 4,447
I *love* You Suck at Photoshop. That guy is so messed up and so funny. My favorite is the first one, I believe, the one with the cat. Poor kitty. haha
If you don`t understand, it`s not real, it`s a webshow thing.
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Male 773
lol that was pretty funny, that guy is crazy
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Female 100
the ice cavern part was wicked funny.
void of caring. that made me giggle.
the rest.. meh
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Female 1,386
If the stuttering is fake, then it just sucks and sounds really annoying.
If its real... then it still sounds really annoying, but at least I`ll feel bad for being annoyed.
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Male 614
rofl, the freaky shutter is the best part.
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Male 418
I thought it was funny...I don`t really think he`s giving a tutorial, he`s not showing anything fantastic, the story he makes while he`s doing it is the funny part...
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Female 4,197
I thought he was gonna photoshop a pic of his ex humerously and embarrass her publicly. Red sperm just scare the crap outta me
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Female 1,677
I thought that was kind of hilarious.

...And I seem to be the only one. Oh well.

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Male 418
The pauses in his voice reminded me of William Shatner.

This video is really gay.

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Male 119
there 7 minutes im never getting back
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Male 418
the stuttering seems real...I worked with a guy who sounded exactly like this...the stuttering wasn`t annoying...but he was. (the kid I worked with...not the guy in the vid)
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Male 425
It doesn`t seem like the stuttering is fake. He stutters in his other videos too.

And as Backfat said, it does appear as if he has issues. And his wife sounds like a b*tch based on "You Suck at Photoshop #1".

Also, I don`t think he`s trying to be funny. I think he`s pissed off.

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Female 38
boring!
it`s embarassing when someone tries to be funny and fails D:
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Female 761
The stuttering reminded me of this fake Conor Oberst interview. It was incredibly obnoxious.

But yay, I know how to use smart objects now. Only.... I`m not on a Mac. Poooop!

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Female 310
this video was boring and like the worst photoshopping
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Male 891
his constant
pauses
mid-sentance
really aggrivat-
annoyed the crap
out of me.

even if it was an act.

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Male 265
stuttering pissed me off cant listen to this crap
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Female 4,225
^I already got it, but yes.

I chiocked a laugh at the cavern bit.

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Male 1,788
SillyChica---
please burn in h ell...
that is all
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Male 193
I think I get it now...The whole thing is an act. It`s really just a photoshop tutorial. But with an attempt at a humorous story. "Ronnie" refers to his son with this woman who sent him the email I guess. The changing him to Red and calling him Rickie is done to show that his wife cheated on him and that it wasn`t actually his son? The stuttering might be planted there to show distraught in his voice or something, but he continues on with the video sort of in a "The show must go on" way...I dunno. :-|
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Male 2,616
The stuttering was an act, and it was WAY overdone.
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Male 1,013
I tried to watch this, but his monotone voice kept making me have repeat narcoleptic kitty (re)post attacks.
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Male 1,894
I think this is the computer geeks version of going postal... This guy has issues.
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Male 2,290
wtf
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Female 85
okay wait...
i dont get it
getting revenge on what?
turning sperm red?
...okay
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Male 3,301
Is the stuttering part of the act, or does this video really suck?
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Male 382
Link: You Suck At Photoshop #11: Smart Objects [Rate Link] - What happens when the one you once loved burns you and you happen to be awesome at Photoshop? You get revenge like this.
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