What Do Bears Do in the Woods When No One`s Around

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Misc

Please refrain from the obvious ""poop"" jokes. (Possible Awww of the Day?)
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Male 1,051
That wolf is such a bully.
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Female 2,120
I`m pretty sure it`s taking a dump.
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Female 102
Drop it like its hawt!
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Male 191
they not so cute once they are mauling you and beating the sh*t out of you
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Male 1,193
waste of taxes.
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Male 107
dear gomay, use google next time

"Rule 34:

Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally it is accepted that the rule itself has limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Most commonly used on various message boards for various reasons, from humor to cruelty. "

and welcome to the internet.

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Male 690
what`s rule 34? and also how is this news >.>
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Male 4,867
im sorry but who outside of canada gives a poo?
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Male 7,933
Whats the obvious poop joke?
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Male 35
hahaha so funny =) the first bear found the cam and left a pretty nice poledance for the audience
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Male 144
Yay Bears. :D
Lol all those little streams looked peaceful, calming waters AND OHMAHGODTEHBEARSGOTTEDMEEEE!!!

But yea. Bear Hair. Interesting stuff.

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Female 505
It looked like he was dancing and he kept grabbing the tree above his head. Also, they showed a wolverine. Awesome! I love wolverines.
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Male 189
HAHAHAHA i love at around 2.12... i keep imagining putting words to it... he looks around "hang on... lets check if anyones watching.... ok all clear.... OH YEAH ITS SCRATCHIN TAIM.... OH YEAH THATS... wait did i hear something... nevermind... OH YEAH THATS GOOD!!!".... hahahaha!!!
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Male 307
Chaos i think bambi`s mother was older than 3 years old when she was shot...
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Male 307
Cha-Cha-Cha...CHARMIN!
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Female 309
That bear was dancing like a slut!
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Male 848
This might not interest the general public but it might attract hunters. That`s how Bambi`s mother got shot.


Bambi`s Mother RIP 1939?-1942 We`ll miss you.

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Male 907
"hahahahhaha i get it! unBEARable itch... lol, great pun..... or was that not supposed to be intended?"

So funny... Epicly funny. /sarcasm.

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Female 432
i fopund it funny how he checked the camera then went pole dancing they aren`t so different from us since saw a lot of girls do that on the net lolll
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Female 108
um i allways thought they smoked weed or sumthin... not as interesting i know...
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Male 251
Poop jOKE!!
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Male 251
Refrain!!!
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Male 251
I had to.
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Male 251
Poop
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Female 278
hahahahhaha i get it! unBEARable itch... lol, great pun..... or was that not supposed to be intended?
haw haw it was so cute when it sniffed the camera
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Female 15,763
I went on a trail recently where I could`ve seen a bear. Didn`t though. :(
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Male 383
oh..... i always thought they masterbated.....
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Male 10,440
awww!! Thats cute! A bear. I love bears. Best part was when it walked up to the camera and sniffed/licked it.
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Male 379
wow lets watch an animal rub an itch, fascinating...
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Male 9,306
lol bears are awesome, but I`ll always love foxes. XD
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Male 119
i bet they take a nice smooth dookie while they scratch their ass cheeks
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Male 107
I don`t know. It looked more like the wolf was playing to me. If it was serious, it would have tried to hamstring the cub. It was very lightly nipping. And the mother bear didn`t seem too concerned. It seemed at most midly irritated, not pissed.
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Female 321
JOKE!!!
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Female 321
POOP!!!
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Male 128
scientists ain`t got s.h.i.t to do
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Male 288
Jungle boogey!
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Male 46
It`s goin` dumb!!! 18 retarded.
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Male 891
ok then...
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Male 11,740
Well poop.
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Male 2,720
that reporters turtleneck was fruity and a slap in the face to mother nature.
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Female 168
I wish I could get that much pleasure out of wood. I mean trees. They`re everywhere, you know.
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Female 531
montana is for badasses....
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Male 2,486
I`m shocked that none of the animal fanatics on IAB haven`t said "OMG THE BARBED WIRE IS KILLING THEM THATS SOOO CRUEL"

Before anyone has the chance to say that, let me say this:

Bears stuff their heads face first into active bee hives to eat honey, and just keep chewing, while being stung on the tongue and eyes. I don`t think barbed wire would hurt them.

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Female 532
"We`ll do anything for a story"
I bet she got sh*t for admitting that afterwards :)

The bears know exactly what`s going on. They recognised the camera and are desperately trying to boost start their career in pole dancing. The clever little fooks...

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Male 39
Where`s Stephen Colbert when you need him?
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Male 105
"The bear clearly has a bear suit on" - A hare bear in a pooh suit. (Geddit. Pooh.)
Plus this looks like a stupid attempt to get the newscasters to slip up and say "S---". A really really elaborate attempt.
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Female 1,677
Weird. That`s exactly what I do when no one`s watching.
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Male 184
I am not totally sure that wolf was "playfully nipping" at the bear cub. Maybe I am just paranoid, but it looked like more than that!
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Male 686
That reporter had the funniest voice I`ve ever heard.
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Male 260
fake..

The bear clearly has a bear suit on

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Male 4,393
Dance and scratch.
Dance and scratch.
Dance and scratch.
Dance and scratch..... :P
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Male 36
I was hoping they would make some porridge.
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Female 60
That looked like a guy in a bear suit for a second.
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Male 904
i had a toilet paper joke ready...
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Female 4,225
This is a half aww of the day
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Female 1,338
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