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Date: 06/27/08 09:02 PM

68 Responses to Train Runs Over Idiot

  1. Profile photo of jessieplume
    jessieplume Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    Link: Train Runs Over Idiot - And somehow the idiot lives to see another idiot day.
  2. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    shame he didn`t die :-(
  3. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    That would be so scary!
    Can`t the conductor stop the train?
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    searenee Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    Drunk or professional?
  5. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    Oh yeah.. "Hey Billy Bob, I`m gonna lay down under this here train and you film it with the videy cam`ra!"
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    *facepalms*
  7. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:07 pm
    Can`t the conductor stop the train?

    ~~~~~~~~~~

    /sarcastically/ Yea... a train can stop from full speed in a few hundred meters.

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    Dukem Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    How exactly can you be pro at laying down on a train track? :S
  9. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    title and description made me lol
  10. Profile photo of Riza_Hawkeye
    Riza_Hawkeye Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    I thought there was going to be blood of some sort...
  11. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    i hav seen better
  12. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    I bet that ruined a lot of peoples say on that train when they thought they ran over him if they saw it.

    That conductor was like WTF!!!

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    seamonkeyX Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    i thought he was gonna get hit by it... dont know why though. the title says "run over"... maybe i was just hoping...
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    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    i think ill try that
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    is there some sort of college you can go to to get special professional degree in laying under a train.
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    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:27 pm
    I think the "Can`t the conductor stop the train?" comment was actually dumber than that guy. Sad really.
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm
    i always wondered if that would work.
  18. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    Big thanks to jessieplume for the linkage! Hahaha, major lulz. 4 dumb idiots outta 4
  19. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:33 pm
    It`s not like I meant RIGHT THEN. I`m not an idiot. It just seems like the equivalent of a driver hitting a pedestrian, and then they just keep on driving.

    This is why I barley post here because people like to be dicks for no reason

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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    ^^^ you got that right...


    on topic.... i cant do that here...
    the trains that comethrew here are gigantic, and take ten minutes just to go across an intersection. and the trains that come threw here have those huge metal things on the front that scrape along the tracks, pushing everything out of its way...you know like dead animals and stuff...or humans.

    i would try it... if it wasnt so stupid.

  21. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    "I think the "Can`t the conductor stop the train?" comment was actually dumber than that guy. Sad really."

    Oh shut it.

    Anyways, it takes miles for trains to come to a full stop. Lots of inertia behind it. Even then, It wouldn`t surprise me if train conductors are trained to just keep going even if they do hit a dude; stopping a train dead on the tracks might become problematic for another train five miles down the line heading that way too, if you get my drift.

  22. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    June 27, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    seen better
    He just likes to live dangerously lol
  23. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:04 pm
    ^^ more like brainlessly.
  24. Profile photo of stephenn91
    stephenn91 Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    imma try that with the high speed ones in france XD
  25. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    ^^ Idiot
  26. Profile photo of joshp
    joshp Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    haha.. believe it or not ive seen it done before..
  27. Profile photo of bugpw
    bugpw Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    Good thing the train wasn`t any longer.
  28. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 10:27 pm
    F-ing idiot.
  29. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    i so want to try that when i know i would die of some weird a$$ disease or the world is about to end in some post-Apocalypse or Armageddon
  30. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    awww. i thought you meant he was gonna get hit by it. i`m disappointed. and that`s the shortest train i`ve ever seen.
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    unbelievable Male 18-29
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    June 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    the train didnt run him over, it ran over him...yes there is a differnece
  32. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    June 27, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    Canadian Via Train FTW!
  33. Profile photo of Mrface5
    Mrface5 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 12:19 am
    more like "fking retarted stunt"
  34. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 12:59 am
    wasnt there a video of someone recording below a train by lying on the tracks?
  35. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 1:22 am
    i was hoping he would get up from the tracks scotch free and then another train would zoom right over him.. da mn
  36. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
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    June 28, 2008 at 1:56 am
    wow i was convinced he was a pro when i saw how he spelled it...
  37. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 2:25 am
    Get me an obese person, the same railroad, the same train, and i`ll think about it.

    And 100th post! W00T! *hands out cookie*

  38. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 2:25 am
    Can`t the conductor stop the train?
    ---------------------------
    Well it can but it takes a mile for it to stop
  39. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 2:45 am
    IS he brave, or is he stupid?

    YOU DECIDE!

  40. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 2:47 am
    he`s broopid!
  41. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 3:16 am
    I was feeling sorry for the conductor ... he must have thought he ran this guy over.
  42. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 3:25 am
    "Even then, It wouldn`t surprise me if train conductors are trained to just keep going even if they do hit a dude; stopping a train dead on the tracks might become problematic for another train five miles down the line heading that way too, if you get my drift."

    They have to stop when they run someone over, they can`t just ignore that. And it`s not that problematic for other trains but it causes delays.

    And the whole `why didn`t the conductor stop the train` discussion:
    To me it looks like the train is getting slower, so maybe it stopped after the video ended. Or the conductor saw the guy standing up again after he ran over him and decided to keep going.

  43. Profile photo of robmoto
    robmoto Male 18-29
    66 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 3:34 am
    Fake.
    Wanna know how i know?

    This train is a regular Electric running train, Meaning the rails will be filled with a high, voltage. High enough to easily kill someone. And he`s kinda sitting on the rail near the begining...

  44. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 4:08 am
    ^^^ Trains can also get their electricity from power lines above the tracks (depends which country you`re in). And there are also trains that run with diesel.

  45. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 5:11 am
    MONOBROW, SHUT UP YOU WHORE
  46. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 5:35 am
    alot of retarded stuff on IAB this week
  47. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 6:51 am
    ^^^^ yea...
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2008 at 7:21 am
    "i was hoping he would get up from the tracks scotch free and then another train would zoom right over him."

    peanut x, I was thinking the exact same thing. People who mess around on train tracks are idiots. When I was a teenager these two stoner dudes were getting drunk and high in the woods near my house. It was a hot summer night and since the woods were right by the train tracks they decided to stand on the tracks to catch a breeze from a passing train. Problem was they didn`t notice the train coming at them on their track as they were cooling off from the train on the other track. Splat!! They were both torn apart. The cops found one kid`s head in a tree and the other kid had an open casket at his wake, but there was nothing but wire underneath his suit from about his shoulders down because he had no torso.

  49. Profile photo of yankee15
    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:26 am
    The cunductor would not have seen the guy anyway. The engineer would be the only one to have seen him and yes though he probably wouldn`t be able to stop the train in time, he would bring the train to a stop as soon as he could.

    My dad was a cunductor and he used to tell us all kinds of horror stories about trains to keep us kids from doing stupid crap like that. It worked too. When I was little my dad took me to work with him a lot and one time I was on the train when it hit a guy and his girlfriend on a moped trying to beat the train.

  50. Profile photo of MissMistress
    MissMistress Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 7:55 am
    Bet he couldn`t do it to a monorail. Well, maybe once...
  51. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 8:18 am
    What an idiot... If somebody deserves to die, he´s the man...
  52. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 8:35 am
    "imma try that with the high speed ones in france"
    im no expert on the TGV but dont they run on live tracks
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    June 28, 2008 at 8:37 am
    Too bad he lived. If the train had been going faster he wouldn`t have had time to get down.
  54. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 9:16 am
    If only something was hanging down underneath the train.
    We had a copper come into our school to terrify us into never going near railways. It worked :/
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    SmartSketch Male 70 & Over
    83 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 9:18 am
    he looks drunk
  56. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
    "peanut x, I was thinking the exact same thing. People who mess around on train tracks are idiots. When I was a teenager these two stoner dudes were getting drunk and high in the woods near my house. It was a hot summer night and since the woods were right by the train tracks they decided to stand on the tracks to catch a breeze from a passing train. Problem was they didn`t notice the train coming at them on their track as they were cooling off from the train on the other track. Splat!! They were both torn apart. The cops found one kid`s head in a tree and the other kid had an open casket at his wake, but there was nothing but wire underneath his suit from about his shoulders down because he had no torso."

    I don`t care how drated I am...I think I`d know a train when I feel/see/hear one.

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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 10:48 am
    He looked a bit drunk o_O
  58. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Hmmmmm. I`ve seen better. But this is darwinism at work if ever I`ve seen it.
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    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 28, 2008 at 10:57 am
    This reminds me of a mythbusters episode where a car had some bar dragging from the bottom and they drove over a pothole hoping they could pole vault.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    If onlly he was not a pro and he was a tad drunk, yet smart enough to dive...
  61. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    That guy`s an Idiot?
    You should see my brother. >_>
  62. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    wasbt this posted yesterday, i wanna see this with the snow plow trains XD
  63. Profile photo of SillyChica
    SillyChica Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    what if a metal rod was hanging from the bottom?...
    Sodomyyyyy
  64. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    How does one go about knowing it will pass over him?
    I`m guessing no trial and error is involved?
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    Bananahammoc Female 18-29
    309 posts
    June 29, 2008 at 4:06 am
    What an idiot. The train driver must have been pissed.
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    Smashking Male 18-29
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    June 29, 2008 at 5:06 am
    Actually, it`s pretty common to do stuff like that. The only thing is you have to plan out how to do it, even prep the track like digging a trench for yourself. Otherwise you`re SOL.
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    robbery525 Male 13-17
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    June 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    i thought there was gonna be BLOOD lol
    but there wasnt o well
  68. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
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    January 2, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Proffesional stunt? That guy was a drunk azzhole.

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