Train Runs Over Idiot

Submitted by: jessieplume 8 years ago Weird

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And somehow the idiot lives to see another idiot day.
There are 68 comments:
Female 2,120
Proffesional stunt? That guy was a drunk azzhole.
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Male 329
i thought there was gonna be BLOOD lol
but there wasnt o well
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Male 772
Actually, it`s pretty common to do stuff like that. The only thing is you have to plan out how to do it, even prep the track like digging a trench for yourself. Otherwise you`re SOL.
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Female 309
What an idiot. The train driver must have been pissed.
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Male 982
How does one go about knowing it will pass over him?
I`m guessing no trial and error is involved?
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Female 85
what if a metal rod was hanging from the bottom?...
Sodomyyyyy
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Male 2,506
wasbt this posted yesterday, i wanna see this with the snow plow trains XD
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Male 2,395
That guy`s an Idiot?
You should see my brother. >_>
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Female 4,225
If onlly he was not a pro and he was a tad drunk, yet smart enough to dive...
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Female 168
This reminds me of a mythbusters episode where a car had some bar dragging from the bottom and they drove over a pothole hoping they could pole vault.
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Male 169
Hmmmmm. I`ve seen better. But this is darwinism at work if ever I`ve seen it.
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Female 1,002
He looked a bit drunk o_O
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Male 2,290
"peanut x, I was thinking the exact same thing. People who mess around on train tracks are idiots. When I was a teenager these two stoner dudes were getting drunk and high in the woods near my house. It was a hot summer night and since the woods were right by the train tracks they decided to stand on the tracks to catch a breeze from a passing train. Problem was they didn`t notice the train coming at them on their track as they were cooling off from the train on the other track. Splat!! They were both torn apart. The cops found one kid`s head in a tree and the other kid had an open casket at his wake, but there was nothing but wire underneath his suit from about his shoulders down because he had no torso."

I don`t care how drated I am...I think I`d know a train when I feel/see/hear one.

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Male 83
he looks drunk
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Female 532
If only something was hanging down underneath the train.
We had a copper come into our school to terrify us into never going near railways. It worked :/
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Male 11,740
Too bad he lived. If the train had been going faster he wouldn`t have had time to get down.
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Male 4,867
"imma try that with the high speed ones in france"
im no expert on the TGV but dont they run on live tracks
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Male 516
What an idiot... If somebody deserves to die, he´s the man...
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Female 48
Bet he couldn`t do it to a monorail. Well, maybe once...
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Male 263
The cunductor would not have seen the guy anyway. The engineer would be the only one to have seen him and yes though he probably wouldn`t be able to stop the train in time, he would bring the train to a stop as soon as he could.

My dad was a cunductor and he used to tell us all kinds of horror stories about trains to keep us kids from doing stupid crap like that. It worked too. When I was little my dad took me to work with him a lot and one time I was on the train when it hit a guy and his girlfriend on a moped trying to beat the train.

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Male 263
"i was hoping he would get up from the tracks scotch free and then another train would zoom right over him."

peanut x, I was thinking the exact same thing. People who mess around on train tracks are idiots. When I was a teenager these two stoner dudes were getting drunk and high in the woods near my house. It was a hot summer night and since the woods were right by the train tracks they decided to stand on the tracks to catch a breeze from a passing train. Problem was they didn`t notice the train coming at them on their track as they were cooling off from the train on the other track. Splat!! They were both torn apart. The cops found one kid`s head in a tree and the other kid had an open casket at his wake, but there was nothing but wire underneath his suit from about his shoulders down because he had no torso.

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Male 4,393
^^^^ yea...
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Male 498
alot of retarded stuff on IAB this week
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Male 1,053
MONOBROW, SHUT UP YOU WHORE
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Female 924
^^^ Trains can also get their electricity from power lines above the tracks (depends which country you`re in). And there are also trains that run with diesel.

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Male 66
Fake.
Wanna know how i know?

This train is a regular Electric running train, Meaning the rails will be filled with a high, voltage. High enough to easily kill someone. And he`s kinda sitting on the rail near the begining...

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Female 924
"Even then, It wouldn`t surprise me if train conductors are trained to just keep going even if they do hit a dude; stopping a train dead on the tracks might become problematic for another train five miles down the line heading that way too, if you get my drift."

They have to stop when they run someone over, they can`t just ignore that. And it`s not that problematic for other trains but it causes delays.

And the whole `why didn`t the conductor stop the train` discussion:
To me it looks like the train is getting slower, so maybe it stopped after the video ended. Or the conductor saw the guy standing up again after he ran over him and decided to keep going.

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Female 924
I was feeling sorry for the conductor ... he must have thought he ran this guy over.
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Male 432
he`s broopid!
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Female 360
IS he brave, or is he stupid?

YOU DECIDE!

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Male 320
Can`t the conductor stop the train?
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Well it can but it takes a mile for it to stop
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Male 222
Get me an obese person, the same railroad, the same train, and i`ll think about it.

And 100th post! W00T! *hands out cookie*

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Female 1,190
wow i was convinced he was a pro when i saw how he spelled it...
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Female 408
i was hoping he would get up from the tracks scotch free and then another train would zoom right over him.. da mn
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Male 472
wasnt there a video of someone recording below a train by lying on the tracks?
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Male 152
more like "fking retarted stunt"
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Male 1,496
Canadian Via Train FTW!
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Male 1,152
the train didnt run him over, it ran over him...yes there is a differnece
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Female 2,084
awww. i thought you meant he was gonna get hit by it. i`m disappointed. and that`s the shortest train i`ve ever seen.
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Female 1,134
i so want to try that when i know i would die of some weird a$$ disease or the world is about to end in some post-Apocalypse or Armageddon
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Female 192
F-ing idiot.
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Female 4
Good thing the train wasn`t any longer.
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Male 17
haha.. believe it or not ive seen it done before..
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Female 1,063
^^ Idiot
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Male 45
imma try that with the high speed ones in france XD
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Male 1,263
^^ more like brainlessly.
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Female 386
seen better
He just likes to live dangerously lol
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Male 3,301
"I think the "Can`t the conductor stop the train?" comment was actually dumber than that guy. Sad really."

Oh shut it.

Anyways, it takes miles for trains to come to a full stop. Lots of inertia behind it. Even then, It wouldn`t surprise me if train conductors are trained to just keep going even if they do hit a dude; stopping a train dead on the tracks might become problematic for another train five miles down the line heading that way too, if you get my drift.

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Female 1,287
^^^ you got that right...


on topic.... i cant do that here...
the trains that comethrew here are gigantic, and take ten minutes just to go across an intersection. and the trains that come threw here have those huge metal things on the front that scrape along the tracks, pushing everything out of its way...you know like dead animals and stuff...or humans.

i would try it... if it wasnt so stupid.

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Female 157
It`s not like I meant RIGHT THEN. I`m not an idiot. It just seems like the equivalent of a driver hitting a pedestrian, and then they just keep on driving.

This is why I barley post here because people like to be dicks for no reason

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Male 1,425
Big thanks to jessieplume for the linkage! Hahaha, major lulz. 4 dumb idiots outta 4
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Female 531
i always wondered if that would work.
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Male 170
I think the "Can`t the conductor stop the train?" comment was actually dumber than that guy. Sad really.
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Male 1,193
is there some sort of college you can go to to get special professional degree in laying under a train.
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Male 265
i think ill try that
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Male 68
i thought he was gonna get hit by it... dont know why though. the title says "run over"... maybe i was just hoping...
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Male 418
I bet that ruined a lot of peoples say on that train when they thought they ran over him if they saw it.

That conductor was like WTF!!!

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Male 2,506
i hav seen better
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Female 7
I thought there was going to be blood of some sort...
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Male 81
title and description made me lol
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Male 63
How exactly can you be pro at laying down on a train track? :S
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Male 541
Can`t the conductor stop the train?

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/sarcastically/ Yea... a train can stop from full speed in a few hundred meters.

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Male 9,306
*facepalms*
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Female 306
Oh yeah.. "Hey Billy Bob, I`m gonna lay down under this here train and you film it with the videy cam`ra!"
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Female 70
Drunk or professional?
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Female 157
That would be so scary!
Can`t the conductor stop the train?
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Male 541
shame he didn`t die :-(
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Female 84
Link: Train Runs Over Idiot [Rate Link] - And somehow the idiot lives to see another idiot day.
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