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  1. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 8:26 pm
    Link: Top 5 Terrifying Rites of Manhood Around the World - Warning: Number one is not for the squeamish.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    I saw this earlier. Number 4 was just... wow. It effectively turns their manhoods into a tin whistle.

    Hmm...

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    witchawitcha Female 13-17
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    somebody should bring that village some condoms or something so they dont have to punch a hole in their mmhmhmm...i wouldnt actually know but im pretty sure that would hurt!
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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    Ok, so, like, I don`t even have a willy but OW OMG -covers the wee she doesn`t have- So you pee and cum out of the BASE of the wee? the drat?

    Guys, how much must that hurt?

    arg.. ok.. I`m done now...

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    "Guys, how much must that hurt?"

    Give me two thousand dollars and I`ll take a hammer and nail and find out for you. In the name of science...

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    Lauraly Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    Loofah... that is possibly the most terrifying sentence I have ever read on this site.
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:45 pm
    Gosh...I don`t even want to magine what that must feel like
    And I am so happy I live in the real civilisation...
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    TowerOfMagda Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    Wow.
    -shudders- and I thought a simple circumcision while people could still remember the pain was barbaric enough.
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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm
    O_O.
    *shudders at #4*
    Good god.
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    January16 Female 13-17
    234 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Those poor poor kids, I mean "men" over there. I think I`m going to throw up... -runs to bathroom-
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    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    huh i thought 4 and 5 were worse then all the rest combined, but maybe they were in no specific order
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    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    279 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    pretty sure the aboriginals dont like being called "aboriginies" but i dont know.
    GAH! thats pretty trrifying
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Those savages have it rough. If civilization isn`t trying to screw them over they`re sticking poison in their eyes or putting extra holes in places where they don`t belong. Kiss my a@# Jean-Jacques Rousseau!
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    Mr_Pockets Male 13-17
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    June 7, 2008 at 9:16 pm
    I wonder if any of these ever go wrong one slip and your wee-wee is cut in half. X-(
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    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:18 pm
    Wow...that frog poison in #1 could be popular in North America for Anorexics/Bulimics. Not that I condone eating disorders, I`m just saying it would be effective.
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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Wow, that`s not a circumcision, that`s cheating! That way you only have pull out like an inch.
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    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    if NOT having a hole put into my penis means staying a boy..i`d rather just stay a boy.

    :(

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    JoeTheRipper Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    Ah very nostalgic, reminds me of when i was a wee lad jumping off of platforms and injecting myself with frog poison.
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    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Bruce Parry ftw! That guy`s hardcore. I love how he is in two of these vids. ^_^
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    I remember reading an anthropological study of this somewhere before and the whole idea behind it was these violent rites are supposed to be an imitation of menstruation. I know, sounds crazy at first but think about this for a sec.

    All a woman has to do to become a woman is wait for her menarche, she simply waits and life sort of overtakes her on its own. When ancient men saw the bloodshed of menstruation they became jealous of this bleeding that did not cause death and decided that they needed a "red badge of courage" for men that they could call their own. The author of the study {male BTW} called this form of male jealousy NMS, or non menstrual syndrome. Whadyya think of that?
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    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    The 1º was not that bad... And i actually just vomit once during the ritual. And now i`m a man (18-29)

    Ok, just kidding... But the penis whistle was to be the worst. I Wonder how many times they had to do it until it worked the way they wanted.

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    RPGillespie Male 13-17
    217 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    wow i`m glad i dont live in any of these places.

    the only thing that wow be as painful for a girl would be the feet binding they used to do in china

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    Stacks Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    http://www.techotic.com/crocodile-scarri...
    About a THOUSAND times more upsetting than n.1

    That`s pretty neat, QueenZ, do you know the name of the author or have a link? It`s something I would be interested in reading.

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    Stacks Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    actually, I think the worst for girls, apart from getting your period , would be female circumcision, or genital cutting. Happens between 5-10, and is practised to make the girl `tighter` for men, so she will get a better husband. Something like that.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
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    June 7, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    It`s actually in this book, fascinating book by the way, "Eve`s Seed." Alot about gender history in there that`s worth checking out!
  26. Profile photo of trentoneli
    trentoneli Male 18-29
    259 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    there`s some tribe that cuts off the clitoris or something. i remember seeing it on tv when i was little.
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 7, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    I`d get a few holes in mine so someone can play pretty music.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:10 am
    they probably think our initiation rites are drated up as well.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
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    June 8, 2008 at 12:21 am
    *hops around* owowowowowowowowow
    I think I`d rather *not* reach manhood. Can`t be all that bad, can it? I mean, it`s better than poking a HOLE in your PENIS! So glad I`m a girl. Sooooo glad.
  30. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    424 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:02 am
    Idk, poking a hole in your manhood might accually be better that wearing a condom... heh, I`d do it for 200$.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:19 am
    Did I read the penis one right? They put a hole in near the nuts... not the end where usual circumsisions are?
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    bionicRod Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:19 am
    Yeah, um, I got to number four and.....that`s enough for me. Thank you very much.
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    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 3:20 am
    I`ll take the frog poison any day over someone putting a hole through my man bit.
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    Nimrodel Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 3:24 am
    I`m so glad I have breasts!

    ^^Loofah - TWO thousand?? That`s all????? Daim you`re cheap and a little disturbed!

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    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 3:44 am
    I think the cow sh*t wasnt that bad. Id much rather jump on a few cows than get penis-drilled or suffer nausea. I hate nausea. F you nausea.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 3:59 am
    We can send a human to the moon and back but; yet we still have this kind behavior as an acceptable norm. Yea, Earth won`t be joining any type of galactic union any time soon.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 4:03 am
    I remember seeing all of those a few years back on the Discovery Channel. Very interesting indeed. I`m surprised the "crocidile" or "alligator" (don`t remember which) isn`t in there. That one looked painful as f-ck.
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    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 5:27 am
    Psh, men actually have it quite easy i think! Ill give you some examples.
    Firstly, the most obvious one: PMS. I`m only 19 and Im already getting sick of unbearable cramps for 5 days straight every month, also, bleeding everywhere becomes quite stinky and irritating.
    Secondly, child birth. Ive never experienced it, nor do I want. C section please!
    And the most least obvious one, women feel emotions hard while men just seem to shrug about emotional pain and move on. Yes, i did just get dumped. Yes, i am bitter.
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    iab_regular Female 13-17
    17 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 6:44 am
    Disturbing.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2008 at 6:47 am
    ^ I know why you got dumped.

    Anyways, that was wrong. If the challenge is to survive then that makes me think how many kids die - proportionally.

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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:07 am
    Thank GOD im a girl
    Get ur period BOOM its done
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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Interesting.
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    catlvr887 Female 13-17
    533 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:10 am
    ^done. every month until menopause ._.
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    st_jimmy24 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 8:57 am
    frog poison one sounds like getting the flu, throwing up, diarrhea, flushed, well that pretty much the entire population here cuz everyones had it
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    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 9:43 am
    OMG...i posted this first >=O
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    Tekno Female 30-39
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    June 8, 2008 at 10:03 am
    HOLY poo! I`m glad I was born a girl, then.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    June 8, 2008 at 10:03 am
    As soon as I saw the link, I thouht, "It`s Cracked again."

    Who doesn`t love Cracked`s Most Disturbing lists?

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    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 10:24 am
    ugh... I think the circumcision one should be #1
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    minjofu Female 18-29
    360 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 11:10 am
    Question.. someone mentioned female circumsision being about making a girl tighter... I heard that the point of it was so that women didn`t enjoy sex, and so would be faithful to their husbands.. A lot of rituals involving women in other cultures are to keep them subservient and "faithful"..
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    ^...

    Wow...

    Loofah, you disturb you. And I bet if you did get that 2000...ya right...your manhood would fail you for your manhood and you`d shriek and run away like a little laddy.

    minj- Did they used to or do they do. I beleivve they also have a chgastity belt though...and man if they got raped...woudn`t that hurt even more?

    Watched The Miracle of Life a few weeks past...another reason I am NOT having kids

  51. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:36 pm
    "I think the cow sh*t wasnt that bad. Id much rather jump on a few cows than get penis-drilled or suffer nausea. I hate nausea. F you nausea."

    This

  52. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Thank god I have to do is deal with a few cramps and pop a pill every month.

    O_O

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    kaechan Female 18-29
    123 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm
    Should this have NSFW warning? LOL anyway. Thank God I am a girl =3
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    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    theres another tribe that burns the mans back, then whips it with crocodile tail 20 times...then pierces it with another 20 rods or something of that sort...

    wheres that at on this list, number 6?

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    I STILL WATCH CARTOONS! I LIKE MY SUGAR CEREAL! (O_o)
  56. Profile photo of aquazuba
    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    well, i think i mightve mixed a few different ones together....
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    my environmental science teacher once told us theres some tribe where they have to eat tiger penis soup to become a man.
    and she was like theres only so much tiger penis to go around, they`re all endangered!
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    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    i LOVE how girls really dont have to do jackpoo. Yea, we get our periods and possibly birth a kid or two, but we can at least show pain in the process. NO ONE will tell a woman that she is less of a women if she screams during child birth. It just doesnt happen
  59. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    female cicumsion is basically the removal of the clitoras nd tht poo. then the fanny is sewwed up rly tight so losing ur virginity is rly painful. it is meant to keep u faithful and a virgin till marriage. all this done by ur own mother

    my drama teacher is a bit weird, she tells us random poo

  60. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    number 4 in quebec. thats what boeingguy is gonna be doin soon
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    "Once the Hamar boy passes the cow-jumping test, he earns the respect given to a man and also becomes a eligible to participate in the Hamar women-beating ceremony, where the girls of Hamar happily volunteer to prove their devotion to their husbands by being ceremonially hit and whipped."

    That`s horrible! Women aren`t objects that belong to men!

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    I watched the throwing-up-from-frog-poison bit... Not too bad to watch, but probably pretty bad to go through. I could do it; I once threw up about 15 times in 90 minutes.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    "I think I`d rather *not* reach manhood. Can`t be all that bad, can it? I mean, it`s better than poking a HOLE in your PENIS! So glad I`m a girl. Sooooo glad."

    Some girls have to go through a painful ritual of getting the clitoris cut off as a transition into womenhood. That`s just as bad.


    Cruxshadows: "And the most least obvious one, women feel emotions hard while men just seem to shrug about emotional pain and move on. Yes, i did just get dumped. Yes, i am bitter."

    I can shrug off emotional pain. Btw, I love the band too.

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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Female genital mutilation is to keep women from enjoying sex and to make it more pleasurable for the man. Since the vagina is "dirty" and women are unclean, it`s just to keep them from wanting sex (since they`re in too much pain) so that some stupid man will marry her knowing she`s a virgin and `clean`.

    For everyone saying you`re glad you`re a girl, you should be glad you`re a girl only where you live. Sure the things these men (boys) have to do is terrible, but where they`re living, the women are not even considered people. Rather, they`re things to be owned or sold. Sorry to bring everyone down, but I didn`t find it entertaining to read that, I just found it sad that people grow up and are expected to do these things. Sigh. The world sucks.

  65. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:48 pm
    Someone give these people science and the mind to use it.
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    Neon_Fedora Female 13-17
    450 posts
    June 8, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    I don`t know why, but I every time I see something like this, like the one with the poision from the cute little frog, I think, "what if they never actually do that in the tribe and only do that to the outsiders for giggles and tell them it`s a, "ritual" that they just HAVE to be a part of? I have weird thoughts.
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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 9:41 am
    i want one of those frogs........but i wonder what the penis would do after being pleasured...and where they put the hole....
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 11:43 am
    My parents used to have some datura in their front yard. On summer nights their smell would fill the air. they take over gardens though, so my mom took them out. A bunch of kids around here died from eating the seeds.
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    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 9, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    zomgimonfire:

    lol but the thing is, over in areas that messed up, woman may give birth to around 8 kids. :P

    Anyway, I sort of like the whole period thing compared to getting your wee drilled. I mean, at least we have some pills to help ease the cramps. You can`t even scream with #4.(call me a geek, but I don`t need birth control. I`m only 13.)

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    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    June 10, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    rather be a boy here fck that hard fck that
  71. Profile photo of Xerxes860
    Xerxes860 Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 12, 2008 at 5:23 pm
    in some cultures you have to eat a pigs vagina............think about that
  72. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    June 13, 2008 at 3:21 pm
    WOW I wouldn`t even want to see no. 1. O_o
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    CyberSief Female 70 & Over
    46 posts
    June 14, 2008 at 3:44 am
    Thank god I didn`t see it, just looking at these comments I know it was a good idea.
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    jbro42 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 19, 2008 at 10:20 pm
    That vine one is pretty intense for number 5, 4 inches could seperate you from death. At least even after your manhood is poked an extra hole your still alive, albeit it would be extremely painful, but that crocodile scarring someone posted looks like its alot more painnful

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